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my favorite thing about this is that since talos is also the name of a guy in greek mythology you can use that expression irl too and just. pretend it's not referencing a tumblr blog doing skyrim rupaul rp

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

#greek mythology #talos #tumblr

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

#closest i got was translating a friend's fanfic from french to english

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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I’m so glad there are people in the Game Changer tag sufficiently obsessed with this show that they’re now building red string board conspiracy theories about how our beloved host Sam Reich might be possessed by the spirit of his (entirely fictional) evil ancestor Sam Dalton from the escape room episode. Normally I’d say that the evidence presented so far isn’t enough to beat the fact that they’ve never done some sort of “season arc” like that, much less a multi-season arc, and shown no sign of intending to do so—but on Game Changer, “they’ve never done something like that before and shown no sign of intending to do so” is EXACTLY why they would do something!

Incredible show. It’s mere existence is an ongoing experimental art performance. It’s also possible, of course, that instead of being possessed, Sam Reich has simply been replaced by his evil ancestor Sam Dalton, and is locked in a closet somewhere on set.

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Love Yourself (even if sometimes others have to do it for you)

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i do think it's weird when people say in regards to queer community transmisogyny that transmascs benefit from male privilege and THAT's why they have social power over trans women.

like, male privilege comes from being part of an in-group that trans people, men and women, are categorically barred from. from the view of patriarchy, trans men are women playing at manhood, and trans women are subhuman freaks. None of us are Man Enough to be treated with that privilege, so I don't think it's a helpful lens to view intra-community transmisogyny through.

Trans men don't have social power over trans women because they're men, it's because they *aren't* trans women. Any structural power they have over us is something that *anyone* who isn't transfem gets.

as far as gender goes, we're at the bottom of the social hierarchy, you don't need to be at the top to be above us.

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wait is Gilbert David Brian the one that was in the crash dimension. or was that David Brian Gilbert

Gilbert David Brian was funny but I laughed out loud at Grant O'Yama

#brian david gilbert #bdg and his siblings dbg and gdb

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ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

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honestly kind of a shame that "sleeping with-" is a euphemism for sex. There's so many already, why take one that is literally just Having A Nap just Doing A Rest

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if a taller slightly masc girl looked at me softly like she's loosing herself in my cuteness i think i would die

it pains me so much that i'm nowhere near any part of that equation... pretty lesbiabs...

#sasayaku you ni koi wo utau #anime #lesbians

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i call this one "nobody likes you when youre 23"

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You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

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doing the nerdfighteria census rn; this is how you fucking do it!

it's not that hard i swear