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#I'm not saying Danny is a dunce
msnihilist · 1 month
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I'm not super involved in the Nicktoons Unite fandom, but I have been combing through fics and I'm already tried of Danny being portrayed as the big brother/second smartest one instead of what he actually is: a fucking idiot.
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katphantom69 · 4 months
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Alright then! This my truce gift to @this-is-z-art-blog
Hope u enjoy!
"Fruitloop! I never thought I'd be saying this, but I need your help!" Danny said as he floated into Vlads mansion, dodging a rouge ecto blast that was fired in his direction.
Vlad had been typing away busily on hie laptop when the sudden interruption came. He had jumped up in surprise and fired an ecto blast in the direction of the voice he now realized was Danny. He scowls and sighs
"Daniel my boy, how many times do I have to tell you... STOP SNEAKING INTO MY HOUSE!" He yelled and sighed after seeing a newly made burn on the wall.
"Great! Now I'm going to have to get that fixed! Do you know the hassle of getting burn marks off a wall?!" He said looking over at Danny.
Danny just shrugged, "My parents just let their stay on the wall. It's part of the decor now...I think it adds a bit of personality!" He says smiling proudly.
Vlad sighs and shakes his head, getting up from his chair to address Danny more properly.
"Anyways, what do u require my assistance with? The sooner we do this The sooner you can leave." He said annoyed
Danny flys over and lands on the ground, transformering into his human form. He looks up at Vlad and speaks.
"Well, I was talking to C-dubs the other day and-"
"C...dubs?" Vlad asked confused. "Who's that?"
"Clockwork, duh?" Danny said "who else could it be?!"
Vlad sighs. "Right, ok then, continue"
"Right, well" Danny continued
"We were just talking about random things,when the topic of birthdays came up and I asked if acients like him celebrate their birthdays too. He told me that perhaps some of them do but most don't really have birthdays.
I asked him if he had one and he said no. I said "That's a bit sad don't you think? Everyone deserves to have a birthday." And he responded something like "I've never had one so I can't really say if it's deserved.", or something like that you know how he is. So I've decided that he IS going to have a birthday and that it will be on June 19th and I will bake him a cake and decorate his tower and it will be GREAT!" Danny said proudly
Vlad just looked at him a bit stunned and said
"Ok, I kinda understand what your doing,but 1,Why June 19? and 2, what do I have to do with all this?!" He said now more confused than ever.
Danny walks over to Vlads armchair and sits down.
"Well, June 19th us national watch day, so I thought it would be fitting" he says with a smug grin on his face.
Vlad rolls his eyes at that, "Ok, but again, why is my involvement necessary?"
Danny sighs
"Simple, I can't cook. Like...at all! So a cake is beyond my capabilities already. But I know you like to cook, since your always making homemade stuff to bring over to mom" he said a bit annoyed
"You do know dad ends up eating most of them right?"
Vlad sighs a bit
"Yes and I do hope you've noticed that at least half of those are his favorite flavor." He says a big annoyed back
Danny slouched a bit.
"Oh...well...now I know"
The 2 stayed in awkward silence. Ever since Vlad had started his "redemption ark", the 2 have been trying to set their old differences aside and start anew. Things were going well but it was still very awkward.
Vlad sighs breaking the silence first.
"Alright, let's go to the kitchen. Baking isn't that hard." He said
Danny got up to follow him
"Trust me, when it comes to anything kitchen related, I am a dunce." He sated
Vlad rolls his eyes.
"Don't be so hard on yourself Daniel, how bad could you actually be?" He said as they walked into the kitchen
The fire department struggled to put out the huge flames coming from Masters Mansion. The kitchen was unsalvageable and burnt down to a crisp.
Vlad watched in stoic silence for what seemed like hours before turning around to Danny and speaking
"How are you this bad at cooking?!" He asked incredulous
Danny huffed
"I warned you!"
Vlad facepalmed and dragged his hand down his face groaning
"Daniel!, everything is on fire and the oven wasn't even on yet!"
Danny gave a nonchalant shrug
"I'll admit I have no idea how I managed that" he said
They both watched till the fire was out and the firefighters left. Vlad looked at his half burnt down mansion and sighs.
"Well...guess I will have to make some arrangements to stay elsewhere for a while" he said as he took out his phone to look up some hotels nearby.
Danny scraped his foot along the ground a bit and looked up at Vlad
"Wwweelllll, since it kinda is my fault this happened-" he started
Vlad huffed loudly, interrupting him
"KINDA your fault? I believe this was ENTIRELY your fault my boy." Vlad said crossing his arms unamused.
Danny huffs a bit and looks away.
"Ok, well, maybe it's my fault and because of that I wanted to offer you to stay at my parents place."
Vlad thinks about it
"I don't know, wouldn't it be too awkward for you? Or your parents and sister?" He asks
Danny chuckles
"For mom maybe, and Jazz, but I'm sure Dad will be more than glad to have you around."
Vlad cringed a bit at that
"I don't think I'll be able handle that much time around Jack, he's only good in small doses" he says
"I'll give you that" Danny said "But just this once"
Vlad gave him a nod in acknowledgment as he kept looking at his phone
"So,what are you going to do now for your dear time ghost friend?" he asks
Danny thinks a bit
"I think I might just get him something in a bakery, it's faster and easier than actually making something" he say
Vlad could feel his left eye twitching
"Then why didn't you do that in the first place?! We could have avoided this whole mess!" He said bitterly
Danny gave a nervous chuckle as he shifted into his ghost form and jumped into the air.
"Yeah,imma be honest with you, I just remembered I could do that" he said sheepishly
"Bye Vlad! Good luck with the reconstruction!" He said as he flew off fast before the other halfa could react
Vlad was left speechless
He was half tempted to fly after Danny but just sighed and let him go.
He thought a bit on how to get back at him for this and grinned
"I suppose staying at Daniel's place wouldn't be such a bad idea after all~" he said, quickly going to dial Jack's number
It would take about 3 weeks to get his mansion fixed and Vlad would make sure Daniel would "suffer" greatly each and every day of those weeks as payback
"I hope the cake will be worth all the trouble" he mumbled to himself just as Jack answered the phone.
Clockwork had been watching from his tower and gave a soft, cheeky, smirk as he turned to look at one of his screens, this one playing events yet to come in the bear future at the Fenton residence.
"Oh, it most certainly will"
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foxilayde · 2 years
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congrats on your follower surge, well deserved!!
ummm I'm queer, the biggest brat one has ever known, I prefer to be submissive but sometimes I'll switch if I feel like it/see an opportunity. I feel like I'm pretty vanilla, I like being restrained and giving myself over to someone which can sometimes be confusing since I "fight back" so much verbally as a brat. I really love to please. I need the good girl/good slut thing, so yea I have a bit of a praise kink but I also enjoy friendly teasing and playful banter throughout (makes me feel more comfortable). I think one of the hottest things someone can do is pleasure themselves in front of you or to you. I love body worship.
turn off, being called mommy. I've only recently been able to get on the calling someone Daddy train but I in no way want to be called mommy. People constantly joke about wanting to get me pregnant or just in general treat me as a surrogate mother so its a HUGE turn off.
my perfect first date is a movie date or like on a nice not too pollinated spring day going to a park, shooting the shit, eating candy and just talking about life. I only go out with ppl I've known for a long time because I don't really trust strangers.
13 Going on 30 has ruined me
it's rare I'm not reading some kind of smut everyday, the ability for just words on a page to make someone blush and consider going to a confessional is powerful.
I'm about as tall as Oscar "Daddy" Isaac. and I feel like if I give too many physical descriptors I will be found out but some would say I'm brown/light skin, curly wavy hair jaggedly cut on impulse that goes slightly past my shoulders.
I love a good slow burn enemies/rivals to lovers, and I hate miscommunication but I get why it's needed in some plots.
I keep having a heart attack because I accidentally untap the ask anonymously button so I'm gonna end it here lmfao
Danny, thank you for writing such amazing biting dialogue for y/n and again congrats!!
This one is just so obvious to me me! I mean EVERYTHING about it, but the “not too pollinated spring day” is the clincher. you are shipped with Nick Wasicsko!! Enemies to lovers, darling.
You’ve known Nicks for YEARS. You're on rival campaigns to run for mayor. It's not like he had "bad" ideas, he just lacks the structure to deliver policies.... but where he is weakest, you reign. It almost feels like cheating- going against him in a popularity contest.
People chant your name out in the streets on election night. You'd rather be left alone at the local pub.
"uh oh," Nick says to the owner hanging his coat on the rack by the door, "watch out for this one, Ritchie, she'll drain the life out of you.” He takes the stool next to you. “Literally”.
"evening Nick." You tilt your drink at him.
“What? You didn’t want to celebrate your landslide??”
You smile ruefully. “I am celebrating.”
“You’re all alone!”
“You’re one to talk.”
“Yeah, but I lost! I’m allowed to be alone. No one wants to hang out with the guy who lost.”
He’s wrong. You’ve come to enjoy his company over the years, and one of the reasons you’re at THIS bar in particular is because you know it’s his favorite. You, on your night, we’re hoping to catch Nick Wasicsko.
He’s stabbing his G&T with his straw.
“So what are you going to do? After you clean out your desk for me, Wasicsko?”
He smiles at his drink.
“Haven’t planned that far ahead, actually.”
“No? We’re you that confident?”
“I was that stupid” he takes a drink.
“For the record. For the official record… I don’t think you’re stupid… even though I am quoted as having called you a dunce on several occasions.”
He takes a sip and shrugs, “it’s politics. Also I’m sorry about calling you a uh…”
“A crying toddler??” You supply. “Don’t mention it. Politics.” You clink glasses and spend the rest of the evening together. At the bar…. and after 😏
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