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#I’m still laughing like… y’all ☠️
angelnumber27 · 22 days
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*he spilled my cup of paint water all over everything idk why I said he spilled watercolors I just woke up girls
I literally walked away for two minutes tops to make coffee and came back to his ass sitting on this water color palette and my painting open after spilling my watercolor water all over it
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Look at that face. He knows he did something wrong hahahha
#I really wish I had a pic of him just sitting on the watercolors bc it was hilarious#like he looked so innocent and cute and I just knew his was was covered in various colors hashahwhwha#but i was more concerned with the toxicity so my immediate reaction was to try to clean his paws the best I could#and research#it won’t cause any skin or gastrointestinal issues so we’re good thankfully#he will be fine don’t worry lmao it’s water based watercolors#gonna watch him close just in case#grabbed him asap and a wash cloth and took him to the sink#but yes to reiterate it’s NOT TOXIC AND HE IS FINE I PROMISE#also thank goodness I grabbed him immediately before he started prancing around on the white carpet bc I would be yelled at for weeks#u have four bloody scratches on my face but there are not rainbow foot prints all over the house and he is safe so I am fine with that#i**#they’re ^#the way cats attack you and think they’re being punished when you’re literally potentially trying to just save their life#or help them#like unhooking their claw from somethin their stuck too#and like I give a fuck about clothes as much as my cat but there’s paint all over my favorite robe too now hahah#legit thiught the red streaks on my face were watercolor hahahaha so I was like oh shit that blood#I’m not mad#after I found out it wasn’t toxic and that he didn’t step all over the wet carpets and that he was okay i laughed for like 15 minutes#I’m still laughing like… y’all ☠️#please excuse my voice I’m a little sick and I sound like a southerner ew#like why do i sound like someone’s Christian Baptist mother offering someone cookies#Queso#my cats#lmao
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hummingbird-games · 1 year
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Dev Diaries
June 15, 2023
Y’all it wasn’t (just) my asthma out to make me see the pearly gates...it was COVID ☠️ it zipped through everyone in my household, and unfortunately me and my mom got the full punch to the face. I was already pro-mask + pro-hygienic practices, but now I’m extra pro-mask complete with a death glare directed at all the uncalled for commentary from strangers.
Enough about being sick LOL, I’m making this because I want to talk about games, also sometimes I cope with humor.
Current WIPs
I know y’all sick of my shit (me too), but as far as I’m concerned, Crushed is coming out this summer!! Really!! I will make it happen even if I have to do a few updates post-release, so help me God. I want to move on to other things and I’m so antsy and pitiful looking at a nearly-done-but-not-quite-yet-project 😭
And I know Sundays and Tuesdays have been super light on content recently but I feel like I don’t have enough to share once or twice a week? (And the stuff I do have is too boring 🙂) I’ve been told to reblog older posts but as you see, the only thing I reblogged was the pinned one lol. (I promise to do better with consistency on HBG Project #3) 
(ALT text isn’t working for me right now, so below is the concept sketch for Ariel!! Obviously you see her on the key art buuuuut I originally planned to share this with y’all anyway!)
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Ariel’s role...evolved during the production of this game, for lack of a better word. When I sought out to tell Corey’s story and decided against a kinetic novel experience, there were certain things I wanted to bring attention to (and certain decisions I wanted to leave in the player’s hands). This discussion will get dangerously close to spoiling the content of the endings SOOO we’ll put a pin in it!!
(The below image is a screenshot with Corey, Florence, and Jacob. The text reads “I kinda forgot she was standing there too...”)
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This scene was written and coded with the rest of Corey’s friend group being off screen, but eventually I got sprites for Keegan and Oke. But I can’t help reimaging this scene with either of them and it makes me laugh so hard! That being said, I don’t imagine what you see in the demo will change in the final build buuuut who knows??
Randoms
I hinted waaay back when that I planned work on an HSDJY sequel this year. To my dismay, it’s still in the throwing spaghetti noodles at the wall stage. My ambitious ass lowkey hoped I’d have a finished draft for at least one of the routes by end of the year--because self-made deadlines 🎉, but I’m stuck in outline HELL!!!
That being said... it’s okay to work on other things, I am giving myself permission to work on other things, and I’ve been eyeing game jams. But the low stakes one where I won’t jeopardize my sanity. There’s Yuri Jam, which I participated in last year, and then there’s Once Upon A Time VN Jam WHICH LOOKS LIKE SO MUCH FUN???? 
I’ve been doing a lot of reading while recuperating (which probably means nothing because I’m always reading??? Unless I’m in a slump. Or playing viddy games. Dude. Don’t get me started on the pitfalls of being a game developer + bookish content creator. Time management?? We broke up) and the beginnings of an idea are starting to gel! I want to make another short project, and I’m curious if I can come up with something that fits the parameters of both jams. Fingers crossedl!!
Conclusion
I...don’t have anything else to add. 
But go check out the games and projects I’ve reblogged posts about recently!!
Some are fully released, some are out soon, some have Kickstarters, and/or some are WIPs!!!
(Oh, and I guess check out High School Daze: Junior Year to see my humble beginnings)
- Gemini ✌🏾
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dreamii-yume · 2 years
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I would like to thank these kinds of anons and everyone else for checking in on me every few weeks and saying great things about my work up until now, despite the fact that I haven’t been active for a while ☠️
I’ve been gone for almost six months now, and I just want to clarify that I am not dead, my darlings (Yay~) ☠️ Some of y’all in my inbox are worried that something might have happened to me and while I do appreciate the concern, I’m really just trying to survive right now lol
I fucked up college a little while back and it made me just a little bit depressed, This is a lie, I cried myself to sleep for three days straight so I proceeded to distance myself from the world in order to cope. It’s a toxic trait of mine, y’all don’t have to worry about it lol I got into a really bad place, and I couldn’t find it in me to enjoy the things I used to enjoy for a while–That includes hornii and writing (Yes, those are my only strengths, please don’t laugh)
I guess I became so lonely at some point and in desperate need of a distraction from the big sad, so I tried to exploring back on my hobbies. Thankfully, I’m slowly getting myself back together and I can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel I’m not dying, I swear to God– I’m reverting back to how I once before, and would like to feel the thrill of Hornii again lol
Anyway, I may not be as active as how I once were, but I still love writing hornii and would like to keep this blog as a safe place for me to archive my own ideas, as well as other darlings who have the same mindset and interests as me.
…With that said, however, I will now announce that I will not take any more Sinfic requests, but would be open for some suggestions and ideas for those who just wants to talk about Hornii. I no longer want to stay in just a single fandom, I want to explore! I want to write more Yandere Non-Con about characters that people rarely touch! (The previous Blue Lock Sinfic was the result of this impulse) I’m willing to learn more for the sake of Hornii.
Finally, I will also soon purge my inbox as every time I see it, I get burnt out and it overwhelms me, though it really pains me to do this. I had wonderful anons whose message/requests/ideas never got reply from a long time ago because I don’t know what to say and it just made guiltier and guiltier each day.
With that said, (Whew) Thank you for understanding! I hope you have a good day, and stay Hornii as always~! 👀💦
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iove33 · 1 year
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CAN I HAVE MY POOKIE DOOKIE CIEL FANFICYION😝 me and him MUST be dating 🤭😝
OFC but he’s mine 🫶😘
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Ciel x reader
Ciel was waiting in his office wishing his cousin would stop crying already . Yes his cousin not his fiancé he was breaking off the engagement for you the light of his life the thing that kept him atleast a little sane not like the squeaky blonde in front of him finally fed up he stood up and threw a handkerchief at her and walked out the door sitting in the drawing room waiting for you to arrive , you were late .
Your pov <3
*shit im late * you thought not really rushing though I mean your usually late anyways (Yk I’m right) finally adding the final touch to your make up you add a pearl clip to your hair annoyed from it being in your face you call you guard /sevant / maid to come along heading out the door your attendant helps you onto the beautiful carriage it was a white carriage with light blue highlights (white swan ) carefully the door is shut and you’re on the way watching the scenery as you get there .
Ciels pov : Elisabeth is pissed the young girl storms over to ciel “how could you be so mean ceill!” “Lissy you need to understand I’m not in love with you , just leave you’ll get over it “ ciel rolls his eyes finally Sebastian appears and leads her out but just as she’s faced to the door you’re there just about to knock.
Your pov :
I almost burst out laughing though I do feel bad lissy did betray you in the beginning she knew you liked him when you were little but she still asked for an engagement her face was red she pushed passed me she knew but I simply walked in ciel was sitting in the drawing room I suppose waiting for me he looked up from what he was doing and his face lit up standing up and fondling my face giving me a quick kiss he just stared at me for a hot minute but then he asked me if I was ready to go , we’re going to a pastry shop (sorry if h like spicy ) .
Ciels pov : I see her my soon to be fiancé after Elisabeth reports to her father I ask if she’s ready and she gives me a nod I call Sebastian and we leave I help her in the carriage the carriage is black with dark blue highlights(black swan) I step inside sitting next to her I lean my head against her (he’s a lil zesty ) she was so pretty I just stared at her lightly ( low key sounds 😦)
Readers pov : he was staring at me he looked like a puppy looking at his owner I slip my hand into his leaning my head against his and looking out the window finally at turtle pace we arrive at the shop Sebastian stopped the carriage and got out to help us down though ciel seemed a bit jealous and pushed him aside to help me down not letting go of my hand he lead me into the shop we ordered * wtv drink and pastry u want and he orders a strawberry shortcake and his normal tea with sugar * you sit down with him and start talking he asks you about your day though not why you were late because he was used to it (he didn’t yell at u like Yk who ☠️) you talk and laugh and eat and then both of you finish it was getting late ciel payed (sugar daddy 😜🤞) and you got in the carriage and rode back to the mansion you returned and and there you smell a delightful smell it was dinner steak (or ur fav idk 🤷‍♀️) ciel leads you to the dining room and pulls out the chair closes to him you sit down and he slides you in .
Ciels pov : you finish dinner but ciel didn’t want you to leave “will you stay for the night it’s rather late ?” (Ofc pooks 😍🫶) she reasponds a short alright
Y’all snuggle and fall asleep 💋 it’s kinda short might be cringe but wtv
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meltwonu · 3 years
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✦ 👻  𝕸𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖍 SEASON 2 👻 ✦
↪ ✧ GALIPETTE ✧
this chapter pairing; snake-hybrid!woozi x reader
genre&warnings; snake-eyes!au, snake-hybrid!woozi, dom!woozi, ‼️split-tongue/forked tongue‼️, oral[fem receiving], dirty talk, degradation, slight name-calling, breeding/impregnation kink, masturbation, fingering.
notes; You know I had to include at least one snake eyes au fic for MMS2! 🥴😮‍💨💕 I watched this film a long time ago where the main guy in the film had a forked tongue and it decided to revisit me in my thoughts when I was drafting for MMS2 so I thought wow what perfect timing! 🥴💕 Hehehe ALSO again, if y’all think this is weird - just keep scrolling dlkjfhksdfh ☠️ leave me and my nasty fics alone LMAO 😭😩 I’m tryna seeeee somethin! And jihoon with a forked tongue or pierced tongue is one of them okay! 😭 Also I decided I’m going to wait to reply to all the MMS2 inbox msgs until the end bc some of them have spoilers so I will do a big MMS2 inbox roundup after it’s all done 💕 Enjoy ch 7 and have a good day! 😈🎃 
word count; ~2500
chapters; 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - x - x - x - x - x - x
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i'm not the one that you knew before,
baby got a new M.O!
since I took a trip to the candy store,
i push 'em down like a domino!
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“Well?”
“Ummm… I’m going to be honest, I don’t know.”
Wonwoo laughs light-heartedly as you stare dead-eyed at the bespectacled man.
“You… You’re a hybrid specialist and doctor and---and you don’t know!?” You yell back - Jihoon grimacing at the tone of your voice.
This was not how he expected his checkup to go.
“I--well, yeah, I’m gonna be honest. I’ve never seen anything like this happen.”
Wonwoo rolls his stool back towards Jihoon; patting him on the shoulder and ushering him to open his mouth again.
Jihoon sighs as he parts his lips and sticks his tongue out - the appendage now forked about an inch down from the tip.
“It… Doesn’t hurt, right, Jihoon?”
The snake-hybrid gently shakes his head ‘no’ as Wonwoo hums and calls for Joshua to come into the room.
“Do you think I should prescribe something for this? He said it doesn’t hurt and quite frankly, I’m at a loss for words.”
“I’m not too sure either, Wonwoo.”
“I still can’t believe you don’t know what’s going on…” You mumble; arms crossed against your chest as you focus your eyes on Jihoon who looks beyond bored.
Wonwoo laughs again and tells Jihoon he can close his mouth as the snake-hybrid retracts the appendage.
“Well, most hybrids typically have all of their features at birth. His siblings most likely all had forked tongues when they were born, right, Jihoon?”
“Y-yeah…”
“Right, so it’s… Odd that Jihoon only gained that feature now. I’ve never seen it in all my years of medical practice or hybrid studies. I can’t tell you if this is temporary or not, to be honest. Or if he’ll continue to gain more features from here on out.” Wonwoo takes his glasses off - wiping the lens as he sighs.
“The best thing I can tell you for right now is to just monitor it. And maybe lay off the vocal practice while we try to figure out what’s happening.”
And all Jihoon can do is nod.
The journey back home is quiet and tense as the two of you try to figure out how you’re going to deal with the changes - whether or not they were going to be permanent.
So much for a quiet weekend, Jihoon thinks.
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The two of you go to bed, tired out of your wits that night.
Waking up equally as tired the next morning as the two of you lay in bed longer than either of you anticipate.
“You okay, Jihoon?” You ask quietly; a gentle hand on his chest as it rises and falls with each breath he takes.
“I think so? I don’t sound different, do I? I’m kinda worried about that.” He chuckles.
“No, you sound the same… Everything about you is the same except for… Well, y’know.”
“Mm… Do you think it’s temporary? Like a weird side-effect or something?”
You hum in response as you sit up to look at the male, frowning at the tiredness in his eyes when he looks at you.
“I don’t know, Jihoon… You heard Wonwoo though, we’ll just keep an eye on it for now.” You smile encouragingly. “It’s… pretty interesting though. Can I see it again?”
Jihoon laughs and sits up with you - peeking his tongue out as you watch each side move on it’s own.
“Did you feel it when it happened? Or was it just… like that when you woke up yesterday?”
“It was just like that? I went in to brush my teeth and almost had a heart attack thinking I did something to myself in my sleep.” He explains; hands folded in his lap as he stares off into his lap. “Like I said, it doesn’t hurt… Just feels weird. Having control of both sides is a weird feeling.”
“It’s hot.”
Oops, did I say that out loud?
“Uhhh… you did not hear that.”
Jihoon raises a brow at you - eyes blinking slowly as he watches your expression turn into that of an embarrassed one.
“I--sure.”
For now.
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Jihoon has one more checkup with Wonwoo on Halloween day - telling you he could go alone as you stayed in for the day, cuddled up under a blanket on the sofa.
He was still the same, forked tongue and all, but earlier in the morning he’d looked at you differently - eyes lingering on you for a little longer before he’d slipped on his leather jacket and left for the day.
You didn’t think twice about it at the time, but now that you were alone, you couldn’t help but let your mind wander as you sat on the sofa.
The very place where Jihoon had fucked you many times; the cum stains hiding under the blanket you’d thrown over yourself.
“Surely he won’t be back anytime soon…” You mumble to yourself as you maneuver into a more comfortable position.
You were embarrassed that he’d heard you the first time you’d said his forked tongue was attractive, but now that you had the time, you let yourself indulge as you slowly eased a hand into your lounge shorts - soft moans leaving your lips as you gently touched yourself over your panties.
The mental images of Jihoon between your legs, forked tongue on your clit makes you mewl as you add pressure to your touches; a rush of wetness soaking your panties as you continue to daydream.
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‘Yeah, you like how it feels, huh, baby? My tongue playing with your cute ‘lil clit like this~ Making you cum on it like the good girl you are~’
He leans back down as he pokes out his forked tongue again - both sides of the split appendage flicking at your swollen nub in alternating flicks that have your back arching off of the sofa as you cum again.
‘O-oh, Jihoon!’
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“Ngh… Fuck…”
You sink in two fingers into your soaking cunt - curling and scissoring them inside as you get lost in your fantasies.
Too focused on your pleasure to notice that Jihoon’s been watching you for the last three minutes of you fingering yourself on the sofa to the thoughts of him eating you out with his newly acquired features.
“Well, well, well…” He mutters softly enough to catch your attention as your fingers pause. “Wanna tell me if this has anything to do with what you said the other day?”
“Uhm… L-let me explain…” You sit up; slowly dragging your fingers out of your pussy as you moan at the loss. “I--m-maybe…? I’m s-sorry, Jihoon, I don’t---”
“Take your shorts and panties off, right now. I want you to hold your legs open for me and don’t let go or else I’ll punish you.”
The grit in his voice makes you scramble to get the blanket off - your shorts and panties quick to be flung over the arm rest as you shakily part your legs and hold them still for him.
Jihoon slides his leather jacket off and tosses it with your discarded clothes; the plain black tee underneath hugging all the muscles in his arms and torso as you fight the urge to drool.
“Look at you… You’re dripping onto the sofa already, baby~ Were your fantasies that good? Did you imagine my tongue on that sensitive ‘lil clit of yours, hmm? Or did you think about it inside your cunt? Getting your nice and ready to take my cock.”
“Y-yes… All of I-it.. I--I w-was just curious… Since it’s--it’s split the way it i-is…” Mumbling, you watch as he sinks down onto his knees between your spread legs - forked tongue peeking from between his lips as he moves each side individually.
“To be fair, I thought about it too… How you’d cum on my tongue like this. D’you think I can get you to cum faster than I usually can~?” He teases.
“I--p-please, Jihoon…”
“You’ll hold still while I eat your cute ‘lil cunt out. Understood?”
“O-okay, y-yes, anything!” You whine back - too close to getting what you wanted to stop there.
And Jihoon wastes not a second more as he leans in - his fingers already teasing your entrance as he lays his tongue flat on your clit.
You let out a shaky exhale at the familiar feeling, but you’re quickly melting into a pleasured mess when you feel the way he uses both sides of his tongue to tease you - sharp cries of his name leaving your lips as you do your best to not clamp your thighs shut around his head.
“Oh my g-god, oh my god, I--fuck, fuck…” Your teeth chatter from the new sensation; confusion making your brows furrow at how it felt like there were two tongues on your clit at the same time.
Jihoon pulls back for just a moment as he sinks his index and middle finger into your warm cunt - meeting no resistance as he sinks them in both knuckle deep.
“How’s it feel, baby? You already look so wrecked for me and I just started~”
“O-oh my god… Jihoon, it--it feels like…” You gulp slightly, watching as he fixates on his fingers thrusting into your pussy. “It feels like t-there’s two tongues… t-teasing me…”
He smirks to himself as he curls his fingers right into your g-spot; pulling a loud whine out of you as your back arches off of the plush sofa.
“Oh? What a lucky girl you are, huh, baby?”
Licking his lips, he leans back in as he wraps his lips around your clit and sucks hard.
“Mmnh, fuck…!”
Your fingertips dig into the skin of your trembling thighs as you watch his head between your legs, his forked tongue making an appearance every so often when he pulls back to tease you.
“O-oh my god, I--I really, ngh, am g-going to c-cum…” You sob - hips bucking up to ride the feeling of his forked tongue flicking at your clit and his fingers pumping into you.
Jihoon doesn’t pull away to say anything more as he starts to finger you faster - his forked tongue flicking at your clit harsher as he rushes you throw you over the edge of an orgasm.
And it works as your body goes rigid against the sofa cushions - thighs clamping shut around his head as you scream his name in a hurried fashion.
“Oh my god, oh my g-god…! Jihoon!”
He feels his cock throbbing as you continue to cry out his name and in the midst of your high, you feel him withdraw his fingers from your still fluttering walls and slowly start to ease up from between your legs.
“Okay, you’ve had your fun. It’s time for me to have mine now, baby~”
You’re still recovering from your mind-melting orgasm as Jihoon resituates between your legs - this time, his cock heavy in his slicked palm as he positions himself at your entrance.
“Open up~” He teases - a grin on his lips as he sinks his cock into your, still, spasming cunt.
“Oh, fuh--fuck…” You mewl, back arching off of the sofa again as he bottoms out in a single thrust.
“Ready for me to breed this ‘lil cunt like it deserves?”
“Y-yes!” Whining, your clammy palms find purchase on one of the sofa cushions above your head as Jihoon spreads your legs wide and starts fucking you at a harsh pace. “I-it’s been a, ngh, w-while since y-you’ve bred my--my pussy, Jihoon… I want, a-ah, it all… Cum s-so deep inside of m-me so I’m full of it…”
Your eyes flutter shut as the head of his cock taps your cervix - walls clamping down onto his shaft in a vice grip as he smirks down at you.
“Aww, I know, baby. I’ve been so busy with work… I haven’t been able to breed you like the good ‘lil cocksleeve you are, huh?”
The word ‘cocksleeve’ has a shiver running down your spine as you only crave more of him.
“Y-yeah… M-my pussy feels, mmh, s-so empty… M-miss your cum sliding d-down, ah, my legs… It’s been so long s-since you had the time, mmh, to f-fuck me like this…”
In truth, Jihoon had been too busy lately with his studio time that on most nights, he’d come home and slide into bed without you - too tired to be intimate.
And when he did have the time, it was usually a hurried fuck in the shower before bed or a quickie in one of the empty studios when you had the energy to come with him to see him work.
“I’ll fuck you so good, you’ll be sore for weeks, baby~ And I’ll have to let you get another taste of my tongue in your pretty ‘lil pussy before this goes away~”
You let a disappointed moan fall from your lips at the thought of it - only wanting to see how else he could make you feel good with his forked tongue.
“And I’ll have to breed you and cum inside your pretty ‘lil cunt every single day while I’m on vocal rest and get you so satisfied that you’ll feel me inside your pussy even when I’m not fucking you.”
He laughs airily as you sob and beg him to hurry and give you his cum.
“Oh, I’m going to, baby~ Think you can take it all?”
“Y-yes! Breed me l-like the, ah, good ‘lil cocksleeve I am!”
Jihoon’s thrusts become erratic as his cock throbs inside your tight warmth - only a few more quick snaps of his hips before he’s throwing his head back and cumming in your pussy.
Biting down on his tongue as a metallic taste fills his mouth.
“Fuck!”
And when the two of you go to bed that night, the two of you sleep better than you have in days; cuddled up under the warm blankets as you nuzzle into Jihoon’s chest.
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“...Looks like you’re back to normal, Jihoon! Congratulations! Guess it was temporary, after all. What a relief, huh?”
Wonwoo beams just as you and Jihoon share the same mildly disappointed look.
It’d only been a week.
“Oh… How lucky, huh, Jihoon?”
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