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baeshijima · 3 years

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𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫!𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫!𝐲/𝐧

MASTERLIST

now, childe as a general streamer,,, he’s a whale in every sense of the word

…

poggers—

so childe as a streamer in general would be one word ;

✨chaotic✨

he would definitely be a variety streamer, but more so for games !!

especially pvp and/or pve games

competitive meta mf—

probably plays LoL, overwatch, apex legends, valorant and minecraft

don’t question the minecraft

he likes mining but has a personal vendetta against the creepers bc once they blew up his mansion

yes, a mansion

ask any of his community and they’ll tell u he spent a full-blown month and a half playing just minecraft to build it, only for it to go down just like that ;-;

his chat loved it tho <//3

he’s played honkai too !! mainly for the pve and grinding bc he’s a whale but uh,,, shhh

his community,,, his community are just a bunch of trolls at this point i cant even lie

they just KEKW, SADGE & COPIUM spam everything and the newer viewers get intimidated until they realise he deserves them all HJGKJHF

especially when he starts getting annoyed by the game,,, his reactions are too good to pass up on gn

typically when he does mario kart streams 👩‍🦯 that shit’s wild when it happens oh my

when he falls in rainbow road 🤡

and especially bc he has his webcam on, his viewers just see him internally dying or wanting to scream

also gets passive aggressive

shit talks everything and everyone when in that mood <//3

for what’s left of his dignity i won’t disclose what happens

definitely gets jebaited a lot too <//3 unfortunately he’s too easy for his chat ;-;

another mf with a massive community except he has a lot of friends (sorry not sorry albedo)

ppl have a love-hate relationship with him tbh; u either love him or hate him

no inbetween

unless u show ur love through bullying him then go off ig

his discord server, twt + yt are also really big too !! also verified on insta

also !!

he has lots of plushies :(( esp whale plushies from his community bc he’s the biggest whale they know <//3

but if u look at his setup, there’s a mini whale plushie on the top of his main monitor (he has 3), one big one (like,,, up to his chin) behind him, a smol on the top of his chair so u can see it above his head, and just more off screen HKJSDHL

they asked for a room tour once and half of it was just whale plushies

the rest were LED lights + shelves of merch & gifts from his community !!

he even has some fanmail (actual wholesome ones that aren’t cursed) pinned on a board too 🥺

also has an ensuite—

when he was eating on stream one time, his chat was sent into an absolute outrage

u know why?

bc he was eating noodles with a fork

bby ;-;

so sometimes he’ll get sent those beginner chopsticks with the finger guides to help him 👩‍🦯

he’s actually made sure to eat with them on stream tho bc he was sent one with a narwhal on top and he thinks it’s cute JHGJKH

nOW ONTO THIS MAN BEING WHIPPED FOR U AS A GENSHIN STREAMER !!!!

herkekle

now, his (also) AR56 ass has been playing since genshin first came out

an og if u will

this man,,, he’s been in love with u even before the game’s official release 🐥

not only were u in the promotional art and trailers, but he was also one of the beta testers so he got to try out ur character first hand in the early stages !!

and when i say he fell hard for u,

i mean it

when the game wasn’t released publicly yet, he wasn’t allowed to disclose any information and ngl, it killed him that he couldn’t talk abt u :((

so all he could do was say this upcoming was really nice so far and subtly brag abt u to everyone JHGKJSDFHLK

when the official ads & promotional art were finally released 🥺🥺 when i tell u he immediately went live talking abt the game and u HKGJHFDK

he didn’t care that he streamed at an ungodly hour bc he’s been waiting for the reveal for so long he needs to let everyone know </3

he retweeted everything from their official twt straightaway, made a yt video based off his spontaneous stream promoting the game + pinged his entire server abt it

yes

his nearly 200k server all got pinged abt this one game bc he’s in love with a character from it

and he has no regrets abt it <33

the day the game was available for download, he stREAMED THE ENTIRE DOWNLOAD PROCESS

while he and his chat were waiting, they decided to watch the trailers and character showcases to get a feel for the game, and played some mario kart to pass the time !!

as soon as the game loaded, he threw mario kart behind him and went on 🐥

he typed his name (ajax) for the when he chose aether and literally everyone was appreciating the aesthetics HKJFS

but childe,,, he was waiting for it to be over so he could see u ;-;

he appreciated the aesthetics, fighting mechanics & voice acting a lot tho !!

now he had gotten through all the tutorials, got all the chests he could he was finally in mond

and there u were 🥺 after the dvalin encounter u arrived before kaeya did

and boy did he show u off sm to his viewers HKJHKLF

they knew he was down bad before but now?? they know it’s hopeless to save him and if he ever falls out of love that’s when the world ends

luckily that’ll never happen tho <33

but he took !! so many !! screenshots !!

oh, and did i mention he changed his wallpapers to u? and his twt + discord pfps are also some very aesthetic screenshots of u from that first scene ;-;

he just appreciates u sm okay 🥺

he even clutched his chest where his heart is and sunk down his chair when he heard u speak 😩

his chat just spammed his downbad + y/nlove + SHRIMP emotes and he accepted them all with grace <33

now when he unlocks the wishing feature,,, u already know he’s wishing for u as soon as possible

ur in the standard banner so ur always there which he appreciates but he would’ve wanted u to be limited so he can rub it in ppl’s faces ;-;

and since it was the first release rewards, he had tons of wishes right off the bat !!

he was gonna roll for venti after he gets u bc,,, well does he need a reason??

also he doesn’t do well with archer characters in general ;;; but if ur an archer then ur obv an exception sooo

bUT he got a 5 star in his first 20 pulls !!

tho it was diluc 👩‍🦯

while he was happy bc he got an incredibly meta character right off the bat,

he wasn’t interested in diluc,,, (even now his diluc is barely looked after, and only used for spiral abyss, *sweats*)

the next 5 star he got was around the 60 mark, and he got a weapon,,,

i mean,,, he got the weapon that was most suited for u so that’s smth at least (ˉ▽ˉ；)

after he used all his remaining primos and fates, he finally got u 🥺

he just went “fuck the storyline” and immediately put u in his party and just

admired u as a whole

went through all the voice lines available, ur character story, ur idle animations (he had a heart attack from u and his chat clipped it) and took many, many screenshots

his favourite voice lines would have to be the night + about us + (y/n)’s hobbies

and then he equipped u with ur weapon and damnnn did u look so good with it 😩

he changed u to be his avatar, with his signature as :

“(y/n)’s whale <3”

and now the whaling process begins 👩‍🦯

after at least £2k, he got u to c6, along with at least 1 copy of all the standard 5 stars,,

then he went for venti’s banner—

his chat were just too focused on how he’s gonna play u to even think of anything else tbh HKJAH

with ur kit, u were honestly seen to be a dps or even a sub dps if ppl don’t want u on the field all the time

so definitely a perfect character for mr meta strimmer tartaglia (his twitch name btw ;;; childe is just smth he prefers his community to call him as but they also call him ajax too HKJSD) here

so he went through the archon quests with u as his carry and i won’t lie, ur name card is smth he has printed and framed behind him after he got it 🥺

he later finds out ur part of the fatui in the liyue archon quest tho and has to fight u with,,,

well, u ;;;

he finds it hot tho so it’s okay—

i won’t lie tho, his zhongli after he got him is his second strongest after u

he just builds all his characters in the most broken way he can so he can show his viewers that everyone can be a dps in their own right, not just the ones meant to be since there’s no right or wrong in this game !!

but now ur weapon is r5, ur lvl 90 and u have lvl 20 5 star artifacts that make u the most broken (y/n) seen

ppl who co op with him are honestly baffled,,, especially when the feature of them being able to view other players’ character stats become available,,,

u with ur nearly 3k atk,,,

he’s hit over 600k with u tho and he’ll always flex that

no one can top him as a (y/n) main and that’s honestly just a fact at this point 😩

when he saw that the dating sim hangouts was official, his immediate and iconic response was simply ;

“so when will (y/n) become a dateable, huh 🤨”

to this day he’s still waiting to be able to date u in-game <//3

#genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact headcanons #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact scenarios #genshin impact fluff #genshin impact childe #genshin childe #childe #childe x reader #genshin childe x reader #genshin impact childe x reader #childe headcanons #childe scenarios #childe fluff #hsdkjfhklsdfs childe pls come hom on main ;-;#streaming dreams

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bloody-wonder · 2 years

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The Philosophy of Reading Tag

@beeblackburn tagged me in this ages ago and now i finally have time to anwer all these juicy questions about books and reading😋

1. What’s most important…a good character, plot, or message? definitely characters. i mean i prefer every aspect of the book to be equally good but if i have to choose one then plot and message can go out the window and leave me with my blorbos

2. Should one read books about ideas or opinions they disagree with? i think it can be beneficial but i don’t like doing it bc there are plenty of things in the day to day life that make me mad as it is

3. As tech advances, what do you think will be the role of books? no idea tbh. seeing as physical books have successfully survived the advent of ebooks i think they will play the same role in the future. if the question is about the role of books versus other media, still i think there won’t be any fundamental changes. ever since people discovered that you can write things down, make music and art, record videos, they just kept doing all of that. popular genres and forms change but media stay the same in essence. maybe one day only ebooks will exist or be widely available but i don’t think that books will ever disappear as a medium, the demand’s too high for that🤷‍♂️

4. How important are summaries, review, and art in your book choosing? reviews are important only if they’re by i people i know and trust already. i don’t go searching for random reviews from strangers on goodreads. summaries are very important but art (both cover art and fan art) is probably what is most likely to grab my interest. i do judge books by their covers sometimes and there are definitely books out there which i will never read just bc i find their covers abhorrent (looking at you middlegame)

5. Should one ever skim or scan a book? idk if one *should* but i think there’s nothing wrong with it. i read for entertainment and if i don’t find myself entertained by a lengthy landscape description or a boring inner monologue i will sure as hell skim it. earlier this year i skimmed the entire second half of kostova’s historian and was almost as content with that time saving decision as i was disappointed with the book itself

6. Should reading always be enjoyable? i think everyone should decide for themselves. i often connect with dark books that have graphic scenes of violence and despicable characters so you can’t exactly call “enjoyable” the stuff i read when i’m *enjoying* myself. at the same time i can’t pick up a non fiction book about real world problems for the life of me bc it doesn’t provide the necessary level of escapism. if i want to be educated about something i do it in other ways so. to each their own ig

7. Is it important to be well-read? i think it’s sexy but ultimately as important as being someone who has consumed lots of any other type of media. interestingly however we don’t have adjectives to describe that - well-watched? well-listened? well-viewed (for art)? definitely has something to do with how the westerners value the written word over everything else

8. What is your book buying process? i don’t buy books bc i’m broke but i think even if i had money to spare (and free space to store books) i wouldn’t buy a book unless i’d be positive that i’m gonna love it. paying money for a book which turns out to be bad is like paying for food which then tastes like crap. luckily for books we have libraries where we can *consume* books without paying for them. can’t have that with food huh

9. What is your reading process? i have a very complicated tbr selection process that involves several lists and spreadsheets, then i see which of those books i can access in what form and then just read or listen to them and report back to my mutuals. the last part is very important bc the knowledge that i can later discuss the book with someone enhances my reading experience tenfold. for this reason i also tend to prioritize books that have been recced to me by my mutuals before

10. How do you use what you read? escapism? i’m not sure i understand the question *hides all my favorite books about sociopathic murderers behind my back* i definitely don’t use any of that in any way haha😬

11. If you could download a book to your brain, would you still read? i think i’d prefer reading fiction the way i do it now (and then deleting it and reading it again if it’s good) but i’d really like to download textbooks and like,, academic papers right to my mind palace

12. What are your views on rereading a book? when i was younger i used to think it’s a waste of time in the sense that you could use that time to read something new and get closer to the goal of reading every book ever written - something both normal to want and possible to achieve - but now i am old, wise and jaded and have read aftg three times in a row

13. What makes a book good? a douchebag ravenclaw (that’s what i call a character who is very smart and rather mean)

14. What makes a book bad? lack of douchebag ravenclaws

15. How do you feel about not finishing a book? terrible. i don’t dnf - hence the multi-step tbr selection process, hence the skimming. lately i’ve also been trying to trick myself into thinking i don’t *dnf* them but just put them aside for an undetermined period of time. this yielded moderate results😐

16. Should the author’s personal life matter at all? there’s something to be said for divorcing your understanding of the art work from what you know about the artist but also i think that supporting bigoted authors financially is just unethical

17. If you could only read one genre for the rest of time, what would it be? probably fantasy. it’s so broad and has so many subgenres it’s unlikely i will ever get bored of it

18. Do you ever read a book without knowing anything about it? no a whole ass book is too much of a commitment for me to go into it entirely blind

19. What author, genre, series, or culture can you just not get into? Why? can’t get into sci fi bc i don’t like the aesthetics and the science talk sounds like gibberish to me. i will read a couple of books when the mood strikes but it will never be my go to genre

20. Do you think everyone should read? Why? for selfish reasons i would like more people to read so that i have more people to discuss books with but other than that no i don’t think everyone *should*

well this was interesting. i’m gonna tag the usual suspects

@moonsandstarsaregay @oliviermiraarmstrongs @fandomreferencepending @pemberlaey @jimscoffee @counterwiddershins @figuringthengsout @fugitoidkry @bibliophilic-vacillator @thehalcyonharbinger @bellaroles @magpiefngrl @mrs-storm-andrews @sugarbabywenkexingif

#book tag #haven't done one of these in a while

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