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myriadxofxmuses · 2 months

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RATE YOUR MUSE'S TRAITS 0-10 !!

Repost and rate your muse's traits, then tag your followers.

Tagged by: @heartxshaped-bruises

Tagging: @waveofstars (Chey), @reevezs , @sheiismother (Morgan), @uncxntrxllable (Lakota), @lunarruled , @scinglivess , @huntrcssqueen (Theo) , @apurekindness , @disposablelover , and YOU

I decided to do my boys for this one.

Oscar

★ ⸻ COMPASSION: 7/10 It very much depends on the situation, but Oscar can be very sympathetic to someone's plight.

★ ⸻ BITTERNESS: 2/10 He is not a very bitter person. That's not to say he doesn't feel the emotion at times, but it is not something that is ever central to his life.

★ ⸻ HAPPINESS: 7/10 Even though he doesn't believe it is a necessity to life, he's a fairly happy guy. I would venture to say more of a content person, but happy nonetheless.

★ ⸻ POLITENESS: 9/10 His mama raised him right.

★ ⸻ CHIVALRY: 8/10 He is pretty chivalrous. He cares a lot for the opposite sex and is steadfast in the way he treats them. Any woman lucky enough to be called his will be treated like a queen.

★ ⸻ PRIDE: 9/10 His pride can be one of his downfalls at times. He has a very hard time getting over his pride and accepting that it should be knocked down a peg or two.

★ ⸻ HONESTY: 8/10 He is honest as much as possible, but there have been plenty of opportunities throughout his life that have made dishonesty essential. So while he prefers to be an open book, he is well versed in hiding things as necessary.

★ ⸻ BRAVERY: 9/10 Even if he was afraid of something, that wouldn't stop him from doing what needs to be done. Even if it means risking his own life.

★ ⸻ RECKLESSNESS: 3/10 Oscar is a very logical and strategic man and rarely takes risks without thinking through all possible outcomes.

★ ⸻ AMBITION: 8/10 Oscar is extremely ambitious which is how he has climbed his professional ladder to the height he has.

★ ⸻ LOYALTY: 8/10 When he is loyal to someone. He is loyal to a fault at times.

★ ⸻ LOVE: 6/10 While he's not opposed to finding the one his career largely gets in the way of things.

★ ⸻ SENSE OF FAMILY: 9/10 Family is super important to Oscar. Despite his father's life path, he instilled in both Emily and Oscar how important it was to be a family and to stick together.

★ ⸻ ATTRACTIVENESS: 8/10 He doesn't view himself as that attractive - his scar riddled body and his inability to have children a big part of this belief - but he know what women think about him.

★ ⸻ AGILITY: 9/10 His years in the military kept him fit and agile and he's never lost it.

★ ⸻ SEX DRIVE: 7/10 He enjoys it and is fairly decent at it, but it isn't a high priority for him. His work keeps him busy and distracted most days.

Gage

★ ⸻ COMPASSION: 8/10 He is a borderline empath. He is super compassionate to the point of sometimes ignoring his own needs over others.

★ ⸻ BITTERNESS: 1/10 Gage has nothing to really be bitter over except the occasional disappointment when it comes to gigs.

★ ⸻ HAPPINESS: 8/10 He is generally happy with his life. While he does have the down moments, especially when in the midst of his addiction, he jumps back pretty quickly.

★ ⸻ POLITENESS: 6/10 Polite for the most part, but can sometimes come across as arrogant.

★ ⸻ CHIVALRY: 7-8/10 He is actually a gentleman when it comes to the women in his life - so long as they aren't one nighters or flings.

★ ⸻ PRIDE: 5/10 While proud of his professional accomplishments, he isn't really a proud person. He legitimately doesn't like to talk about himself or brag, but can when he needs for work.

★ ⸻ HONESTY: 9/10 He is honest. He despises liars, so he would never do so himself intentionally or willingly.

★ ⸻ BRAVERY: 5/10 He is a self preserver and wouldn't take unnecessary risks to his life.

★ ⸻ RECKLESSNESS: 7/10 He is an addict and can be extremely reckless at times. Having enough money to fix pretty much any mistake he could make, he doesn't think things through at times.

★ ⸻ AMBITION: 9/10 Super ambitious. It was his ambition that drove the band to their fame and it's his ambition that keeps them at the top.

★ ⸻ LOYALTY: 8/10 He is loyal to those who matter to him.

★ ⸻ LOVE: 6/10 Given his career path he doesn't expect to find love, although he is more than open to the possibility - though he doesn't actively look for it.

★ ⸻ SENSE OF FAMILY: 9/10 He is very close to his family and his sister is super protective of him.

★ ⸻ ATTRACTIVENESS: 8/10 He isn't vain, but he isn't naive when it comes to his looks.

★ ⸻ AGILITY: 6-7/10 Agile enough to get the job done.

★ ⸻ SEX DRIVE: 7/10 While he too takes advantage of the loose women constantly around him, he also has times where he wants a break. He can turn it off should the need arise to concentrate on more important life needs.

Silas

★ ⸻ COMPASSION: 6-7/10 He has compassion - his upbringing big on it - but he has a hard time showing it.

★ ⸻ BITTERNESS: 1/10 Not a bitter person in the slightest.

★ ⸻ HAPPINESS: 8/10 Silas is a care-free, happy-go-lucky guy and thoroughly enjoys his life.

★ ⸻ POLITENESS: 6/10 He is polite enough when he needs to be, but he can easily be a douche too.

★ ⸻ CHIVALRY: 8/10 He knows what women like and he isn't afraid to do what it takes to make them happy.

★ ⸻ PRIDE: 4-5/10 He isn't really a proud person, even though proud of what he's done with his life. Pride was largely shunned growing up, so he never really had a need for it.

★ ⸻ HONESTY: 8/10 He is honest, but can tell a fib from time to time to get what he wants.

★ ⸻ BRAVERY: 4/10 He is somehwhat of a pascifist, but can handle his own if need be - though he never goes looking for a fight or trouble, even if it finds him more often than not.

★ ⸻ RECKLESSNESS: 8/10 Silas acts before he thinks more often than not. Consequences of his actions usually don't play a part in his decision to do something until it's too late.

★ ⸻ AMBITION: 6/10 He is ambitious enough to keep going, but doesn't have any real goals in life.

★ ⸻ LOYALTY: 8/10 Given his upbringing, loyalty is a big deal for him and fully believes it goes both ways.

★ ⸻ LOVE: 9/10 Despite his outwardly appearance of a hoe, he is a hopeless romantic at heart.

★ ⸻ SENSE OF FAMILY: 7/10 While his upbringing made family super important, it wasn't exactly family as most viewed it - his parents part if a cult that viewed each member as family and anyone else as an outsider. Silas' parents are important to him, but he doesn't consider blood family. His family is very much chosen.

★ ⸻ ATTRACTIVENESS: 7/10 He knows women find him attractive. He is also aware part of his attractiveness has to do with his career as a musician, so it isn't too important to.him.

★ ⸻ AGILITY: 8/10 He is nimble and limber.

★ ⸻ SEX DRIVE: 9/10 He is a player in every sense of the word. He takes full advantage of the groupies and the benefits of being a rockstar when it comes to his bedroom habits - enjoying it without apology.

Ethan

★ ⸻ COMPASSION: 2/10 There are moments when he second guesses himself and feels, for lack of a better word, bad about things, but it is never enough to change his ways.

★ ⸻ BITTERNESS: 6-7/10 He is full of bitterness for a lot of things that have happened in his life - most of them being legitimate to feel bitter over.

★ ⸻ HAPPINESS: 3-4/10 Happiness is a useless emotion for him, but he knows how to fake it almost expertly. Only those who know him best, which are few and far between, can catch that he is putting on a show for others.

★ ⸻ POLITENESS: 5/10 As with happiness, he knows how to fake it until he makes it.

★ ⸻ CHIVALRY: 3/10 And that's being generous. While Ethan can be a gentleman at times, it is not a priority to him AT ALL. He sees the opposite sex as a toy and most women become his victim in the end, so he sees no need to genuinely be nice to them - unless he's baiting them to satisfy his desire to kill.

★ ⸻ PRIDE: 8/10 Ethan is very prideful of his feats in life - although most of them are known only to him otherwise he'd have been locked up and executed years ago.

★ ⸻ HONESTY: 3/10 He is a pathelogical liar and has no qualms about it. He could care less if he is honest. Honesty is a very hard thing for him to practice, seeing as he believes it makes him weak to acknowledge his inner emotions when he has them.

★ ⸻ BRAVERY: 9/10 Given his chosen extracurricular activities, he is surprisingly brave. Not much frightens him.

★ ⸻ RECKLESSNESS: 2/10 Ethan is methodical and rarely gets sloppy with anything in life. He can be meticulous even with the most mundane activity.

★ ⸻ AMBITION: 5/10 He has enough ambition to keep him going, but since his family is old money and he has a seemingly endless trustfund, he doesn't see a need for ambition.

★ ⸻ LOYALTY: 3/10 Ethan is loyal only to one person. Himself.

★ ⸻ LOVE: 7/10 While Ethan exerts an uncaring appearance, he desperately wants to be loved. He also wants feel love for another, even if he will never admit how thirsty he is for the connection.

★ ⸻ SENSE OF FAMILY: 1/10 He hates his family, but his siblings are the only ones he has ever remotely tried to become close to - even if it failed miserably.

★ ⸻ ATTRACTIVENESS: 9/10 He is very much aware of his attractiveness to the opposite sex and uses it to his advantage as often as possible.

★ ⸻ AGILITY: 9/10 He is fit and agile, a necessary for his night time activities.

★ ⸻ SEX DRIVE: 9/10 He is a horny devil.

#heartxshaped-bruises #waveofstars #reevezs #sheiismother #uncxntrxllable #lunarruled #scinglives #huntrcssqueen #apurekindness #disposablelover #[no one left behind: oscar]#[without music life would be a mistake: gage]#[i may be dumb but i'm not stupid: silas]#[comfortably numb: ethan]

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dukeofriven · 8 months

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The Mandlorian decided that droids needed a bar, because every Star Wars writer has made the moral black pit of droid sentience and servitude ever more incoherent, absurd, and irreconcilable. (The short version is that droids in Star Wars can fundamentally not be sentient for the ironclad non-diegetic reason in that its moral framework cannot handle the weight that every organic character in Star Wars is at-best totally indifferent to slavery and has casually and comfortably bought slaves, sold slaves, murdered slaves, ripped bits out of some slaves to improve other slaves, left slaves to die, ordered slaves to their death to save their own skins, and watched other people murder slaves without any reaction either personally or within any kind of larger narrative awareness. Stupid writers keep dancing towards the issue because they think it adds 'depth' or some kind of 'edginess' but no, it just breaks Star Wars. Seriously, if droids are fully people Star Wars just... breaks. In a way that's really obnoxious, too, like that one asshole who corners you at a party to tell you that the Jedi are the REAL villains if you think about it. No, dipshit, they're not: even Andor understands that the moral line in Star Wars is really obvious and solid. Star Wars morality can encompass people doing bad things in pursuit of a noble goal, but it never goes 'fascists and anti-fascists are a mirror image' because that's authoritarian-friendly centrist bullshit.

[sidebar: Andor understands that's there's nuance to freedom fighting, that terror can be a tool to fight oppression but, equally, that an anti-fascist who turns to fascism to fight fascism is just a fascist. The tension in Andor is not that fighting fascism will turn you fascist, but that the choices you make might free others but leave you forever chained. You might bring your people to the promised land, but there's no guarantee you'll be able to join them because a moral person who holds themselves to their own moral standard values himself too much to live comfortably with what he's done. Luthen Rael doesn't think the things he are does are justified because of the greater good: he thinks that he couldn't see a better option and he will live every day until he dies questioning, re-litigating, and self-flagellating himself that he wasn't good enough to figure that better option out, and nothing or no-one will ever free him from that guilt and shame. A fascist and an anti-fascist can both do terrible things but its the fascist who can sleep well at night, and that's all the difference in the world. Andor's a pretty good show, y'all.] Thus, as the Empire is explicitly pro-slavery, you can't have the Good Guys also be pro-[droid] slavery as some kind of 'both sides' tu quoque rhetorical flourish. It doesn't work—not in Star Wars. Not even in mildly more amture, grown-up Star Wars/ Droids cannot be sentient in Star Wars because literally the entire moral underpinning that is the narrative raison d'etre of the entire series falls completely apart. (This is, incidentally, the non-mechanical reason I don't like droid PCs in my SW campaigns.) And yes, this is the short version of this argument. The long version involves me whacking you with a pool noodle while reading long passages of Uberto Eco and CLR James until you stop trying to make Star Wars 'edgy' like someone writing an 'evil Santa' movie.)

#the mandalorian #star wars #andor #Luthen Rael #droids #some asshole's going to come at me talking about robots in some other franchise and how im a bad person for denying their sentience #I'm just talking about Star Wars my dude #And also I'm not wrong #no matter how much the heart cries out that R2-D2 is a person because he makes cute burbly noises and does things that are heroic #Obvious the narrative frequently frames him as a person #but it also frames Luke Skywalker as a fount of moral certainty #Qui Gon Jinn is a good guy and thought that R2's reward for saving the ship should be a nice polish #and not manumission #because R2 is an expensive toaster not people #and yes the CLR James bits may tend to digress into his reminiscences about cricket #if you weren't stupid about Star Wars I wouldnt be hitting you with this pool noodle now would I so really this is all on you #if you don't want to hear post-colonial MArxist theories on cricket and empire don't say dumb shit about Star Wars robots it's not hard

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sage-nebula · 1 year

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Gonna be honest: I am halfway through my second playthrough of P5R and I don't get the Akechi love in the fandom. No hate to anyone who loves him ofc, we all have different tastes, but

#i don't hate him either btw but i also just . . . dgaf about him tbh?#like he's Light Yagami w/ a Freudian excuse. that's it. that's all he is.#and that's fine if that's someone's type of character #but it's not mine. and i'm surprised it's so many peoples.#also i don't ship him with joker at allllll lmao. or like #i do think Akechi was thirsty af for Joker. but imo joker does not reciprocate #at all. bc i just don't play him like that even when i did their full confidant #like ik Maruki is like ''i revived him for you Amamiya-kun!'' but to *me* that's bc Joker #a.) didn't want to turn himself in #b.) wanted Akechi to face justice for his crimes - not die #c.) felt sorry for akechi as a victim of shido's #like it's a complicated little cocktail but imo it wasn't love or even like. but that's just me!#idk again tho no hate to Akechi fans EXCEPT the ones who vilify the PTs in favor of akechi #the PTs don't deserve that. they may be extremely stupid (except Makoto & Futaba) but they're good kids still #THEY'RE GOOD KIDS BRENT #(besides Joker is dumb af too not once did he tell them to not discuss things in public. not ONCE)#(he is just as much of an emptyheaded moron as the rest tbqh)#p5 liveblog

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goldenlandfiascos · 18 days

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original art post

Eva hates snakes in case you didn't know

#umineko #eva ushiromiya #natsuhi ushiromiya #evanatsu #eva #natsuhi #i think it's so stupid you can't post videos onto reblogs so i have to make a whole new post dfbkfd #a japanese version will be posted too very shortly #imagine being new to the fandom and not knowing this is literally Eva's official eng voice #(RIP Umineko Gold may you come back this november for the 6th year of waiting)#can umineko gold please come back not so i can experience the whole VN again in english voice acting #but so i can make more dumb memes and edits like this #please pretty please i'm begging i just want Eva and Natsuhi everyone else can join i guess #i think this sounds sooo funny in eng. ''What on earth is THAT!?''#sugar mommy au #videos #my art #my posts

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wrenhavenriver · 11 months

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the earth-shattering relief of lying the fuck down

#not yet two weeks out from surgery and my dumbass keeps falling behind on pain meds #and then by the time i consciously realize i hurt my body is on like 3% battery #i may be stupid. but i'm also dumb #medical //

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hollowsart · 11 months

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the more I like Mysterio/Quentin Beck the more some of his comic versions are starting to also appeal to me somewhat in ways, like.. baby, you ain’t the most handsome man in the world, but you’re so lovely to me in my eyes.

is this a good sign or a bad sign?

#ghostie mumbles #I mean.. someone has to love him... and I may as well be the idiot dumb enough to do it #tssm beck still holds the no1 spot in my heart and soul tho. but like.. I may be going a little crazy #this post is stupid but I'm too tired rn to care LOL

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share-the-damn-bed · 4 months

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With it looking more likely that the season will take place in 1987, what are your thoughts about what that will mean for Jancy? A year seems like a long time for the college stuff to stay secret. Will they have already worked through it? Be broken up? Did they go to college together and are back in Hawkins for break?

thanks for the ask, Anon! I have SO many thoughts...

First, I know there is evidence that moments of season 5 will take place in 1987, but I personally am hoping that the bulk of season 5 will take place with little to no time jump. And I'm holding onto that until its officially verified otherwise.

But let's pretend that season 5 takes place in 1987 predominantly:

I hope the show starts with no time gap so we can actually see the impacts of conflict set up in season 4. With regard to jancy and their issues, the college dilemma, the unresolved st*ncy issues with Steve's confession, etc., these conflicts seem time sensitive and if there is any time jump, they lose their impact.

The reason I want there to be no initial time jump is because I feel like seeing jancy resolve the conflict that season 4 set up all season off screen would be soooo cheap. I also can't buy they can drag out the love triangle awkwardness for a whole year and have it still feel real. They could drop the love triangle completely which, as a jancy shipper should have me cheering, but it would actually upset me because why the hell did they spend so much time on it in season 4— giving me a heart attack— to just to pretend it never happened.

tl;dr— I hope the time jump happens after we get some initial post season 4 scenes in 1986.

Regardless of if we get these 1986 scenes, I think by the time we end up in 1987, Jancy would theoretically be broken up because of the college stuff. In season 5 we would see them actually work out the conflict and the issues that led to Jonathan lying and why he felt he had to and his whole deal. They reconnect, reaffirm their love, and end the series together. I'm assuming maybe Nancy goes to college but it's hard to tell because we don't know how much of their daily lives are impacted be the events in season 4. Assuming they're jumping ahead a year in time, it seems like it's not that serious or isn't taken very seriously. Idk, I just can't see Nancy abandoning everyone in an apocalypse to go to college. If anything, her guilt over Barb wouldn't let her.

I think the key to Jancy's success in season 5 has to be them getting to the root of their conflict in season 4 and working out their issues, and coming out stronger from it.

The time jump stuff worries me because I don't see how it would beneficial to any part of the triangle set up in season 4. Like, I can't see how it would be good for st*ncy, jancy, or any of the characters individually.

So here's hoping that the time jump is later on or that there are at least some 1986 scenes

#jancy #jonathan x nancy #jonathan byers #nancy wheeler #i hate the time jump #but it looks like it may be happening 😭#if we open season 5 and jancy is broken up and we didn't get to see any of the angsty hurt arguing i'm going to throw my pillow at my tv.#like think about it... they set up a whole conflict in season 4... chose not to resolve it...#only to have the resolution off screen #and we're stuck with the awkward aftermath?#DUMB.#STUPID.#WRONG.#I'll sue #it would render the whole season pointless #and it already kind of was in terms of jancy

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wolfwithpaws · 4 months

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Not me (a person who just recently figured out how to use tumblr properly like, a week ago and have only been active on here for that long) hyperventilating because a bunch of people have been reblogging/liking/commenting on my posts, including one of the most active accounts on the tumblr side of my fandom and an author who's made like 50+ fics for my fandom. Like seriously I'm so fucking honored. Like there are successful people out there that not only have jobs/are in college/responsible adults but ALSO juggle being active in a fandom seemingly 24/7??? and they decided to check out my silly little post for some reason??? Just--- Wow. Thanks.

#who knew posting about a platypus and a traumatized scientist could get me this much recognition #2024 is truly a time to be alive #the author and tumblr active people were CongressIsAliens and ADHDoofenshmirtz btw #and all the other wonderful people who decided to interact with my posts #it may seem dumb and stupid but it really puts a smile on my face #:D #tumblr #fandoms #tfw people actually interact with me #how do I tag shit #like I said above I'm new here

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fawnheartedly · 2 years

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It's very hard for me to find fanfics I love about Espresseleine because they're my favorite ship but under a very specific condition.

I want this ship to happen after both of them (especially Madeleine) have character growth

I want them to go Pride & Prejudice.

To have them not working great as a forced team for a while until they start to have some sort of attraction for each other but then their bad sides gets in the way and you get something like the confession under the rain scene and Espresso finally drops all the reasons he can't stand Madeleine and he leaves only to come find Espresso much later, after having done a lot to become his best self and maybe help the lower side of the republic to be heard why not. And Espresso could learn to be less snappy and sarcastic and to talk about the issues he has instead of dealing with everythig on his own.

I mean they're not 100% Darcy and Elisabeth by any mean, if at all, but you get the idea. I just want to see a progression for them as a team but also as individuals and the general idea of them bettering themselves for the happiness of the other.

Then, and only then, i'm happily shipping them.

#cookie run #espresso cookie #madeleine cookie #espresseleine #i love them but only if they work on themselves #conditional OTP i guess #i can't enjoy them otherwise #and i'm sad about it cause it's super hard for me to find fanfics i can enjoy help #also the fandom's main depiction of them isn't how I see them #to me madeleine is full of himself but not an idiot #he's quite smart actually #emotionally stupid but smart otherwise #espresso isn't mean or a narcissist he's just a mostly sleep deprived workaholic scientist who's in a situation he doesnt like #he may not be the best teacher if you're not talented tho #my hc is that the parfaedia institute funds his researches but only if he teachs so he has to comply #and my hc about Mad's attitude towards him is that he doesn't like him at first either #but he's so used to be loved by everyone and to get away with anything easily so when someone doesn't buy it he doesn't know how to act #that's why he's rarely if ever mean to Espresso #and again he's not dumb he's just loud and dramatic #not a golden retriever but a husky #I could make a similar post about how Redpastry and Purelily are just as conditional for me #but purelily is more AU based since... it's complicated rn #and redpastry their problem is their toxic surroundings rather than their personalities #they both just need to quit their jobs basically

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lovevalley45 · 11 months

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jax n stein being like "mick's mind must be pliable" like... did y'all forget when he was chronos they like barely brain-controlled him? homeboy was just doin it cuz he hated y'all and then POWERED THRU THEM TRYING TO BRAINWASH HIM A SECOND TIME. to use dnd lingo, that man's got expertise in wisdom saving throws

#alli says shit #mick like. i may be an idiot but i'm not stupid fshs #not but really by now we know he ain't dumb #mick knows the rule that uh if u pretend u can't do things no one asks u to do anything #and that's why he's one of the smarter legends #also can u have expertise in saving throws? prob not but who cares #u probably can if ur dm lets u

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myriadxofxmuses · 2 months

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[ cerulean ] what is your favorite ( type of ) character to write? [ mauve ] give one random headcanon about your muse / one of your muses.

From X

I love writing villans, but I'm always worried I'll go too far so I do sort of keep them in line tbh. I would love to just let them free just once to see how evil they could be.

It's not really random since I don't have his bio up yet, but Silas grew up in a cult. His parents joined The Family just before his mom got pregnant with him. They left when he was fourteen. So the only traditional schooling he's had was high school.

#im fucked up i know. lol.#lunarruled #[the fourth wall of a fourth wall is sixteen walls: ooc]#[i may be dumb but i'm not stupid: silas]

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mushroom-for-art · 1 year

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Another one, a proper au one this time, I think this is part one of what I'm gonna dumb the Shadow au (I wonder why lmao), the wonderful horrible Syn belongs to @seasidemew

We'll call it a tie

Matt flew weaving between trees of the woods with reckless abandon, on his back he carried a backpack full of stolen human food, he laughed to himself remembering their enraged yelling and hollering, they were furious! And he was very impressed with himself. He'd nabbed it and escaped without being spotted and was far far away from where they were now. He slowed carefully at the end of the woods into a meadow clearing, landing with a stumble he stretched his psychic energy outwards to sense if anyone was around. He only sensed other Pokémon so deeming it safe he ventured into the meadow placing down the backpack carefully before spinning and flopping onto his back into the soft warm flowers scattering petals everywhere as he chuckled.

He stretched in the sunlight purring to himself as he wiggled on his back before sitting up again, psychic energy popping open the backpack as he carefully pulled out the stolen food, mostly tupperwares of things and sandwiches carefully wrapped, it was someone's picnic and now it was his. Well. He'd share it with his sister when she arrived. He sniffed the wrapped sandwiches separating what May would eat to one side, his stomach growled a little at a chicken curry sandwich that smelt deliciously spicy and swallowed as he started to drool. He was DEFINITELY having that one as he put away the food for his sister into the backpack to keep it safe from wild Pokémon. She was probably off collecting berries or something he pondered as he opened a bottled water, also stolen and had a drink satisfied by the coldness of it.

He waited a few moments before unwrapping the curry sandwich, it was in a soft baguette and his tail started to wag at the smell of it and the fact it was a big sandwich, he could tell it was going to be delicious.

"Now that looks tasty." Matt half leapt out of his skin at the sudden voice looking up a bit startled to see a mewtwo he didn't recognise. His eyes roamed over the other gray skin, dark gray tail and a bright crystal coming out of their shoulder, he finally reached the strangers face as they smirked down at him and found himself blinking at the sight of their stunning purple eyes admiring them and the stripes decorating their face.

The stranger chuckled and Matt's face felt hot, going a touch red over his pink hue as he laughed in slight embarrassment and nerves tail still wagging up and down furiously.

"Yes, uh, I could share with you? If you liked." In honesty Matt didn't want to share and wasn't one to willingly share much but he found the stranger rather attractive and did want to get their favor.

"I would like." Matt smiled shyly, focusing his psychic energy to carefully break the sandwich in half to share it with this stranger. He blinked as he felt their hand on his shoulder moving to look at them as they leant in close.

"You'll be quite satisfying." Matt's face went red as he stared bewildered but not at all unhappy about the situation, his smile was a bit timid as he wasn't sure what was happening exactly but having not interacted with another two he wasn't related to he didn't know how they behaved naturally. Unaware of the danger.

The hand grasped his throat in a quick harsh movement slamming him backwards into the grass below as he felt a sudden weakness and his life essence being pulled from his body through the hand that squeezed in his throat, he gasped in shock trying to breathe bringing his feet up to attempt to shove the other away but they didn't budge as his sandwich fell apart on the ground. Panic was setting in as his feet kicked and shoved the other but they were a solid wall of muscle letting out a mewling cry of pain as the stranger stomped a foot down into one of his legs to pin it down, tears prickling and rolling out of his eyes at the pain and confusion.

The strangers mouth became a cruel grin as he looked down on Matt as he absorbed his life, feeling the energy flowing into him in a way that was most satisfying, planning to take the rest of the actual food as well once he was finished. Despite missing both his arms, Syn felt that this odd twos life energy was quite abundant.

In the woods Matt's cry stretched out fading as it traveled but it reached the ear of another, his sister, who dropped the berries she was collecting as she broke into a sprint through the trees towards the meadow in a panic.

"It's nothing personal pinky, you were just nearby while I was feeling hungry." Syn casually mocked as Matt weakened further. "At least you'll be part of sometAH-"

He yelled as something collided hard with his side knocking him away from his meal, he caught himself in a float glaring furiously at the second mewtwo that interfered, their body coated in a shiny metallic layer that glistened and faded as they stood scowling at him bitterly. He looked them up and down as they moved standing protectively in front of the pink one on the floor who was breathing hard before he laughed. The orange hued mewtwo that stood before him was even shorter than the pink one and had a short fat tail and needed glasses, it was almost comical that he'd been caught by surprise.

"Well, looks like this just became a two for one deal." He flew at the other throwing erratic dark energy balls at that flew through the air and struck at them repeatedly creating a cloud of smoke before turning his body using his momentum to slam his tail into their body with force flinging them back, he watched their body hit the ground as it bounced a few times until it stayed grounded sliding along the grass into dirt below till they stopped, it looked as though it had been quite painful as they didn't get back up just lying there. He smirked and chuckled. That was easy. But it had got the blood flowing.

He turned back to pinky and growled at the empty space of flattened flowers.

"Now…where did you go…" He mused looking around and spotting a shade of pink disappearing into the treeline, his psychic energy grabbed hold of Matt who whimpered pulling him back into the meadow "I'm not done with you yet-"

Pain ripped through his back as smoke burst out from the impact point as he took a staggered step forward before turning with a growl to see the orange one annoyingly back on their feet as the pink one ran away.

"Funny. I was gonna say the same thing to you." Stars appeared behind the orange one swirling quickly before shooting out at him which he blocked efficiently with a protect glaring at the smoke created, he leapt back to dodge as they broke through the smoke slashing their dark clawed covered fingers through the air where he just stood, they kept with their momentum slashing at him repeatedly as they attempted to get in range. He grinned widely, kicking his leg to strike across their face sending them flying to the side but they caught themselves this time sliding back and stopping quickly as they snarled at him baring their teeth, though their glasses were cracked.

He blocked with his arm as stars struck him from the side as he was distracted looking directly at his opponent soon to be meal. He oo'ed softly at the trick of striking from the side, clearly this one must've been in fights before. Their body shimmered with a coat of metal again as he lunged for them, elemental energy swarmed around his fist as he swung and punched into their arms that they held up to block knocking them backwards before flames burst up their arms electricity shocked their body and ice crystals rapidly spawned and broke along their body in elemental damage as they stumbled with the pain chunks of ice sticking to their body.

"Mmm, iced," He hummed licking at his lips at the thought of enjoying the energy of this other two as he shook the elemental energy off his hands, they were full of fight and while the other seemed abundant of life energy this one must have a stockpiled. "I suppose for now I'll enjoy having you and I'll have pinky another day."

The blade just missed his eye.

He dodged and stepped as blades of psychic and shadow infused energy shot out at him from thin air, he had only seconds to register the materialization of them as they spun at him slashing through the air cutting with whistles at the sharpness and speed. He hissed at the hot pain as one of them managed to cut his tail and quickly leaning his back far backwards with his knees bending as the orange two swung at him shadow psychic energy creating sharp blade protrusions on the back of her hands between her two fingers like a Toxicroak claw. In that moment everything slowed as he saw an yellow ring around the outside of her brown eyes that had narrowed into hateful glares before time returned and he spun swiping under their legs to knock them over forming his own blade to quickly strike down into them only to stab the dirt as they rolled out the way.

They got back up struggling for the weight of the ice still clinging to them holding themselves ready to strike with their formed blades as he pulled his blade from the dirt, swinging it casually and holding it ready for combat.

"So you were in battle rings?" They began slowly circling each other, he could see them struggling limping for the ice on their body, it was almost a shame they were a good fighter just not good enough to survive him.

He swung at them and they blocked their blades colliding with force which reacted explosively throwing them both backwards away from each other, his front bruised from the explosion and energy outlet while bruises quickly formed on the back of her hands going up her arms from where it collided with her body in turn, blood dripping from the wounds on the back of her hands left behind from her protrusions while blood ran down the inside of his fingers where both his hands had been cut up from his own blade.

His breathing was a bit heavier as he watched them breathing heavily in turn, he could see their hands shaking from her injuries. He collected himself for a moment taking a moment to eye them, watching as they took a chunk of ice off of their body holding it in their palms.

Dark type energy started to collect around his hands as he prepared himself to continue the battle. They snapped their palms together and broke the ice chunk in their hands which created a thick foggy cold white shot out around the meadow.

Syn snarled at the sheer fridgedness of the air as he brought his arm up to protect his eyes from the ice shards in the gusts created from that trick. Bits of frost and snow clung to and cold burned his skin before he created a psychic burst that dispelled the icy mist.

He moved his hand to brush off the frost and bits of snow as he stood alone in the meadow and despite his annoyance he did chuckle slightly at the fact they'd actually managed to escape.

Of course they wouldn't have escaped him forever, he'd find them again he's sure. The pink one had been satisfying but he craved more, and he desperately now wanted a taste of the orange hued one especially after such an exhilarating fight. He wanted to know how she could use those moves… He exhaled before carefully picking up the backpack that had been abandoned in the rush to escape, stolen food would do until he found something more living or ran into them again.

#My writing #@seasidemew oc #@seasidemew syn #Mattwo the mewtwo #May the mewtwo #Tw blood mention #Tw fighting #Syn really shows up tries to drain Matt's life ruins his sandwich then steals their fucking lunch #Also Matt is dumb and gay sees handsome mewtwo and blushes going stupid #But in his defence he never met Darkness or another shadow Pokémon so doesn't realise like crystal in body = evil bad #Also I don't think May has any synergy shards in her in this au retconned that but she CAN still tap into shadow typing #Because she did still have that inside her both dormant and active for a long time so she can tap into the blades they have as a TREAT #I think if the fight continued it only would've escalated and since Matt had already safely escaped she was just looking for an opportunity #To flee lmao get heck outta dodge so I'm calling it a tie since at the end they're both kind of in the same situation bleeding hands #And bruises. She's got chunks of ice on her and he's probably got a burning in pain back from before #Also the punch was like tri attack but with his fist. Sometimes character in story can use move that is so against canonXD #Also Syn really sees another mewtwo who's a good fighter and has synergy moves and goes oh underground battle ring?#Syn gets a fun fight as a treat this obviously being the start of some intrigue now he wants to eat her energy #I feel they'll have a rematch then he want to corrupt her and keep one of the two undecided eat or keep life is full of such hard choices #Meanwhile May is just wow I fucking hate that guy XD #Hurt her fucking brother he's in the bad books she mad at him #Also I thought him calling Matt pinky was funny cause he doesn't know his name lmao just the pink one pinky #Honestly I'm just glad he didn't mega evolve but again I think if it continues it probably would've escaped to that #Also I kept frantically googling shadow Pokémon weakness for accuracy and no Google I don't need gengar weakness

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