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#I love you though
penny-and-agatha · 2 months
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im not gonna name names but some of you anons are FREAKS!!
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night-market-if · 2 months
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The Night Market - After Dark
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Alright all you horny bastards. :) I have been flooded with raunchy asks for the last couple of weeks. And since I will not be posting them here on Tumblr, join me on Patreon at the Courtesan tier for all your red light needs. Send your asks in here or on Patreon and every five asks I get, I'll post the answers on Patreon.
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jvblood · 2 years
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over protective
pairing: argyle x fem!reader
word count: 2.8k
summary: some guy tries to "help" you put sunscreen on, Argyle was not having any of it.
WARNINGS: SMUT (18+ minors dni), slight public indecency but like who's watching really,
a/n: so this ISN'T a jealous fic,,,i realized my mistake WAY TOO late to fix and honestly, i think this is kinda good. i proofread it and eveything too. sorry if it sucks though, i haven't been well mentally and just needed to get this one out. requests are always open!!
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The sun was blazing down at you and Argyle as you made it way to the community pool. You had your bag filled with your essentials around your shoulder, wearing Argyle’s shirt over the bikini you bought earlier, and Argyle’s glasses that you ‘stole’. You say you stole them but Argyle gave it to you and bought himself new ones anyways. You walk through the gates of the pool while holding Argyle’s hand. The two of you made your way to empty poolside chairs and sat down. As you sat down the two of you took off your respective sandals. Argyle actually had his hair put up in a bun for you because you asked so nicely.
“Do you want anything to eat?” He asks as he pulls out his own pair of glasses. You nod a simple yes as you reach for your wallet from your bag. He slaps the wallet out of your hand as you try to grab some cash to give it to him. Plop goes as the sound of your wallet as it lands on the floor. You just looked at him bewildered.  “Let me do this for you, since you paid for my pretzel.” 
You sigh and grin at him, letting him win this one time and placing the wallet back into your bag. Argyle kisses your cheek and leaves with his wallet in hand. You lift ‘your’ shirt over your head revealing the bikini that you bought earlier before with Argyle and place it into your bag. You smile remembering what happened last time when you put the bikini on. Chills ran down your arms thinking about it. You shake your head, attempting to calm down, and grab your sunscreen from the bag and squeeze some out onto your hand. 
You start rubbing it on your arms and legs. You cover as much as possible and wait for Argyle to come back to get your back. You didn’t notice before but this guy was staring you down as you put the sunscreen on. For some reason he thought it would be a good idea to come over and ‘help’ you out. He saunters over and looks down at you. 
“Hey there, sweetie,” he says “ I see you putting the cream on. Do you need any help with that?”
“Uh, no. I’m good, thank you.” You cringe at the thought of trying to ‘help’. You look left and right through the shades, hoping to find Argyle soon. 
“Oh come on, let me help you out.” He insists as he grabs the sunscreen from your hands and puts some in his hands, tossing the bottle next to you. You keep on moving away from him as he starts rubbing it in his hands. The guy started rubbing your shoulders, even though you already told him no. 
“Dude, really it’s fine my–” 
“Is everything okay here, babe?” Argyle’s voice boomed as he finally made his way back with a snack and drink in his hands. Argyle loomed over the other guy. Argyle’s face scrunched in anger as he sees this guy trying to make advances on you. The other guy stops what he’s doing and wipes the leftover sunscreen on his shorts.
“Babe?” He says as he looks up at Argyle. “I was talking to my girlfriend.” Argyle says. The weirdo looks between the two of you bewildered. You scrunch your face in disgust, tired of being nice to him and were ready to tell him before Argyle said something.
“Leave her alone.” Argyle says as he rolls his eyes, starting to push him away. The guy swats his hand and that was your last straw, you  roll your shoulders ready to jump. Argyle could tell you were ready to pounce but he turned to you and smiled at you. All Argyle did was take your hand and lead you to the pool. As the two of you slowly get deeper into the pool, you straddle Argyle as he wraps his arms around you. You noticed that Argyle was staring at something else. 
You look where Argyle is staring and see that he was focused on the guy that was interrupting you. You give him a peck on his cheek, reminding him who you’re with.  Argyle could not stop staring at him. He wanted that guy to know who’s with you in the end. You roll your eyes, caressing his cheek, trying to get him to look at you. Argyle finally was able to look at you, pouting a bit. 
“Argyle.” you say pushing his hair out of the way. He looks away trying to pretend as if nothings wrong. He starts hugging you and placing his head on your shoulder.  You chuckle as he won’t talk to you. “Argyle, come on.” You tease into his ear. He finally looks you into your eyes and sighs. You wrap your arms around his neck and kiss him gently. You push your glasses up into your hair as Argyle swayed in the pool while holding onto you.
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Argyle hasn’t talked to you since the guy talked to you. You’ve been showing Argyle that you wouldn’t even think about going to that other guy but he doesn’t budge. You tried to talk to him but he won’t give in. The two of you had got out of the water already and sat on the poolside chairs, drying off. He sits on the one next to you, eating whatever snack he purchased earlier. He’s still watching the guy from afar. At this point you think he’s falling in love with him. Once he was finished eating the snack he tossed it into the nearest bin and laid down on the chair. Argyle’s been quiet for so long and it’s honestly concerning you.  
Thoughts run through your head as you figure out what to say to get him to talk. Then it hit you. You get up from your chair and straddle him. Argyle looks up through his glasses at you, wide eyed. You remove his glasses and toss it towards your bag. You kiss his nose and look down at you. Argyle places his hands on your hips, playing with the string of your bikini. The two of you look into eachothers eyes. 
“Hi.” You whisper, playing with loose strands of his hair. 
“Hi.” He mutters. 
“Are you okay?” 
“I’m fine.” He says. Unconvinced, you start pecking his cheeks with kisses. You couldn’t see but that guy was staring right at the two of you and Argyle was watching him implode. He loved the attention that you were giving as the guy watched. Argyle wanted to let that guy know who you were with. “You okay?” You say as you finish kissing him. 
“Yeah, I’m sorry,” he trails on as he hugs you “I was just being.” 
“Being?” You push, trying to get him to confess. 
“I just don’t like it when he came up to you.” He says he looks up at you, pouting a bit. 
“Don’t give me that look.” You tease. Argyle smirks as he gives your butt a little slap. 
“Argyle! We’re in public!” You yelp as all he could do is chuckle. “Just giving him a show, ” Argyle teases, “just showing him who belongs to you.” You turn your head to the guy that he was talking about.  
“Let’s go.” Argyle said as he picked up your bag and placed his hands on your thighs. Your eyebrow peaks as he looks into your eyes again. You hop off his lap and pick up your bag from his hands. Reaching for the shirt from in your bag and putting it on, Argyle stands up next to you throwing his arm over your shoulder. The both of you put on your respectives shoes and head for the exit. 
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Argyle drove the two of you back to his house. His parents are out of town for a business meeting, so they won’t be home. He told you this prior but it really hasn’t left your mind. Argyle stopped the van as he made it home. You and Argyle get out of the van and head inside the house. You toss your bag as you enter his house. Argyle takes your hand and leads you to his room. 
Slowly, you lift up the shirt that you borrowed from Argyle. You kiss Argyle, as you enter his room. Argyle feels himself melting into your lips. The feeling of you is the only thing that fills his head. The two of you pull back catching your breath, you smile and take a seat on his bed. You look up at him waiting for his next move. 
“You’re so gorgeous.” He whispers as he caresses your face, placing himself in between your legs. His eyes soften looking down at you. Argyle glances down at you taking a peak at your beasts in the bikini top. Ever since the encounter he’s been acting differently. You kiss his hand as he smiles down at you. Usually you’d be in command but today felt different. 
“You look amazing.” Argyle coos, he starts playing with the string of your bikini top. You bat your eyelashes at Argyle, watching him as you let his eyes wander all over you. You bite your lip seeing Argyle starting to strain against his pool shorts he had on earlier.  
“Argyle, is everything really okay? You know we have to talk about what happened at the pool.” You ask as you hold onto his hand that’s holding your face. Argyle’s jaw clenched to the thought of the guy trying to talk to you, he didn’t think his face showed it but it was a dead give away. You smirked watching him look to the side trying not to say it himself. 
“Argyle, babe. You know you don’t have to ‘compete’, right?” 
“Can you blame me! He kept on staring! I know I can trust you but it really was that guy, dude, and I don’t know if you noticed but this fucking bikni is driving me crazy and other guys keep looking at you and I hate it when they look at you like that.” He huffs out. You smile, happy that he’s talking about it. Talking about it is all you wanted. 
“Well, if it makes you happy, look who has me in their bed.” You purr, starting to palm him through his shorts. Argyle sucks in a breath watching your movements. “I want you to remember who I’ll always come back to.” You pull down his shorts, revealing his cock and spit in your hand. Slowly, you began stroking him, feeling him get harder. You lick your lips and start peppering kisses along his length. 
You open your mouth and stick out your tongue, gently slapping his cock onto your tongue. Argyle watches as you slowly put him into your mouth and moans. Argyle’s cock stiffens in your mouth as you begin to bob your head, trying to get as much as you can. Argyle doesn’t push you to your limit but you try to get more of him into your mouth. Your eyes water a bit as you gagged a bit on his length. 
“You’re doing so good, babe.” He moans out. Argyle places a hand on your head and slowly guides you as you continue to move up and down his cock. You could feel him throbbing in your mouth so you pop him out of your mouth and stroke him. You open your legs wider for Argyle as he reaches in between your legs to get a feel of your cunt. He takes two fingers and dips them in feeling your wetness. Argyle moans, feeling how wet you’ve gotten just to help get hard. Argyle brings his fingers from your cunt and leads it to your mouth. You began sucking on his digits, swirling your tongue around them, tasting yourself all over him. 
“I wanna fuck, do you want to?” He requests. You nod your head ‘yes’ and he levels to you and starts kissing you gently. Argyle could taste a bit of himself on your lips. The two of you gently lower onto the bed as your lips continue to move. Argyle’s lips trail lower, kissing your jaw. You lift your head trying to give him more space to your neck. 
Argyle lightly kiss along your neck, leaving marks and start massaging your breast. He looks up at you gingerly tugging at the bikini top. His mouth waters at the sight of your breasts and instantly attaches his mouth to one of them. Argyle’s tongue swirls around your nipple. Your back arches as Argyle continued to suck on your nipple. His main focus was to let everyone know who’s making you feel this way. He looks up at you as he continues to suck, eyes locking with yours. 
“Argyle.” You moan as you caress his face. His hand slowly inches down to your cunt. “I want to play with you for a bit.” He whispers into your ear as he pushes the bikini bottoms to the side. His fingers slowly circle your clit as he nibbles on your nipple. He collects your wetness up to your clit and rubs it. You could feel your cunt throbbing underneath his touch. 
“See, I only want you.” You whimper. He smirks against your tit and inserts his digits into your pussy. Your eyebrows furrow as he inserts, slowly he curls his finger inside. As he plays with your pussy, you could feel yourself dripping onto his fingers. He starts picking up speed, curling his fingers quicker. The sound of your wet cunt and moans fill his room. He removes his fingers from your pussy and lifts it up to his mouth. You watch as he sucks on his fingers, licking up your juices that drip from his fingers.
“You want it?” Argyle questions.
“Please.” You moan as he kisses your cheek. Argyle stands, stroking himself slowly, ready to plunge in. He grabs a condom from his dresser and wraps it on him. You open your legs for him and he slaps his cock onto your wet cunt. You bite your lip as he slowly pushes his length in. The two of you moaned as he entered. You look up at him, his eyes filled with lust. He slowly thrusts inside, hitting your sweet spot. 
“That feel good?” He asks. “Fuck, yes.” You moan as he starts rubbing your clit. He starts moving with a rhythm above you. The sound of skin slapping and your wet cunt fills the room. Argyle wants the neighborhood to know who’s with you right now, allowing you to feel this good. Your sweet moans get louder and louder as he begins picking up speed. 
“Fuck, you feel so good.” You moan out for him. Argyle cheekily smiles, proud of himself for making you feel this way. Your back arches and you latch your legs around his waist. He doesn’t waste any time and starts pounding into you. Argyle is usually a sensual lover, never wanting to make you uncomfortable. Today was obviously different .Your mind is clouded with the thought of him and his is filled with you. Wanting to make sure that everyone in a two mile radius knows who’s yours. 
“Argyle” You moan as he continues thrusting, “baby, you feel good.” His moans at the praise, wanting to get more. He hips don’t falter as he continues fucking you. The bed creaking underneath you, loud enough to get a noise complaint. The two of began to get hotter as Argyle fuck you. You roll your eyes back as he leans down to kiss you. You could feel the need in the kiss as he tried to deepen it.
“I want you to cum, baby, please.” He begs as he pulls back from the kiss and not really caring for his own. Your pleasure is the only thing in his mind that he’s worried about.  He wanted you to remember this day the next time some other guy looked into your direction. He wanted to let every guy in town who’s with you. You could feel the familiar coil in your lower stomach. Argyle places his hand right on your abdomen and your toes begin curling. His thrusts were faltering, wanting to release too but he wasn’t going to let go until you reached your climax first. You toss your head back and feel the coil unwind, unbeknownst you, squirting all over him. You see stars as you moan out in pleasure. A string of fucks leave your mouth as you quite literally can’t see straight. 
That threw Argyle towards the end. Your juices flow down his shaft as he ruts his hips into you, releasing everything he has got. He doesn’t want to leave the warmth surrounding him. Surely enough, he slowly takes himself out and your legs shake a bit. As you heavily breathe, Argyle lays down next to you, waiting for the high to go down. “Did you?” 
“Yeah, I’m sorry.” You apologized, embarrassed that you squirted over him. 
“Nah, no worries dude, that was grade-a hot shit.”
You smirk knowing you got your Argyle back.
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So I was today years old when I found out there is a super duper rare spawn!Astarion ending where he’s standing on the docks at the end and he’s not burning in the sun. He says something along the lines of ‘The tadpole has permanently altered my brain..’ etc. But I can’t for the life of me work out the series of decisions that would lead to that ending.
This fucking game innit.
EDIT: turns out it’s not permanent. Just a slightly rarer ending where he’s able to be in the sun for a moment and talk about it before running away. I’ve never seen it so got overly excited 😂 (blame my partner ffs)
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saintxgerard · 1 year
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He is such a dweeb i need him
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zarenillia · 6 months
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The fun part about nd trauma disaster x nd trauma disaster is having times where you have a bit of an Episode™ and hand them your engagement necklace and unzip your hoodie and they're jumping to conclusions of divorce meanwhile in your Episode Recovery™ you're just Trying To Get Shit Away From Your Neck
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theladyinwhite13 · 7 months
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you're like if a girl was really cute and adorable
you’re like if an anon was trying to subtly apologize for being mean to me
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margeryxavier · 11 days
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ma’am
I never named names! You brought that on you 😌
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ignihydeidiot · 24 days
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*Posts something Pokémon related with my OC*
Every single blog with a Kieran Profile pic:
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Yes, Lestat is one of my favourite characters. Yes, I want his throat to be slashed💕.
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kenobicoffee · 7 months
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I look like a Damn fool tonight
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katiefratie · 3 months
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So true let the student (Kenna) became the teacher.... she could do it shes so smart and awesome
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gojonanami · 4 months
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will literally give you pieces of my liver to use in a blood ritual in exchange for you to take care of yourself and be proud of your work 😤🫶🏻
-tearrings <3
fdsjkndk you're very very sweet - i was thinking about you today?? did i manifest you?? hahaha i'll have to add it to my collection once i accomplish your goals for me. i'm tryingggg its hard lmao
i love you though <3333
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katealot · 2 years
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Relistening to Magnus Archives is so funny because it’s like this man is the biggest asshole this side of London.
You will love him with the ferocity with which one loves the sun.
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cinnamoncoffees · 2 years
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Gonna get deep for a moment.
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Today Young Royals turns 1. So, here’s the thing:
This show, and this fandom, turned up for me at a time when I was going through something and really needed a good distraction, a comfort watch, people to talk to. The creativity that came out of it has blown my mind. I started writing again after years of nothing.
I’ve made some of the best friends, collaborated on creative projects, and I’m going travelling and meeting people, all because this show was there at the perfect time. I’ve learned to embrace who I am and who I want to be, and it’s sappy but I’m so, so happy I found it. You really have no idea.
It’s not just a show, not just 6 episodes sat on Netflix in another language. It’s my dopamine hits, it’s my conversations with the little gay people in my phone, it’s been my lifeline, and I hope the creators know what a difference they’ve made to so many of us.
Tack så mycket, Young Royals. Truly. I love you guys 💜
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eve-pie · 6 months
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Happy 18th birthday to my idiot sister
@notbutton
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Now that's a massive skill issue
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