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king-maven-calore · 2 years

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Oh please, please, please share your headcanons for ptolemus and wren. They're my faves and I'm starved for content of any kind lol!

My time has come...

Ptolemus has a lot of tattoos. He's a relatively chill dude, not like hyper violent at all times. If his first reaction is to resort to aggression, it is because that's how he was raised. Not as much of a misanthropist as his sister in the beginning of the books, but since he doesn't gain any further alliances (other than those close to his heart) by the end of them, he does end up surpassing her. Grows restless when bored, but he's easily entertained by casual human cruelty. Lots of bro type buddies but the only one he can stand and respects is Cal. (Yes, I'll push my Cal/Tolly bros agenda to the grave bc it's ridiculous VA didn't give Cal friends wtf. Also bc of ~angst~ and ✨drama✨ purposes) Reformed manwhore. When they were children he would nick his finger or scrape his knees on purpose to have an excuse to talk to Wren.

"You know my mom/uncle/cousin could heal this way faster, right?" she would ask, struggling to perform the most basic things since her powers hadn't "bloomed" yet.

Tolly would just stare dumbly at her and try to act tough like. "You were the closest I could find 🙄. Work faster." And add a "Please 🥺" after she gives him a cut the bullshit look.

Enter Wren, deeply compassionate but bound by duty for better or for worse (at least at the beginning). Academic queen. Despite growing up in the silver court, she resents the excess of violence they indulge in. Good friends with Elane. If she wasn't naturally a healer she might have made a good spy because she's great at picking up details and reading people. Not a fan of Ptolemus whole macho act. Doesn't bat an eyelash when he aggressively flirts with her as they grow older, or at his finely crafted attempts at seduction. Like cornering her against a bookshelf and reaching a book for her while looking at her with the full force of his panty-dropper gaze.

"Anatomy, uh? Need help to study that? I may know a perfect specimen of the male sex 😏."

To which she replies without batting an eyelash. "I already have a corpse on the dissecting table, thanks." Ducks under his arm and goes away. But secretly she's having a heart attack.

(Only simp men allowed in this house btw) Ptolemus grows increasingly frustrated, angry, and infatuated with her; she's just so enthralling when her hands delicately restore that which has been wounded, when they make whole what's missing. And he gets this feeling, like when they were kids, that he needs her in his life. That, despite her solid character, she's the softness he can't even allow himself to crave. And she's way too beautiful. Wren is so gorgeous it actually hurts (quoting TS)

Wren sees too more of the boy, almost man, that's nothing but a perfectly sharpened knife for his father to use at will. She sees the tender love he has for his sister beneath a shallow cold exterior. She wants to dive in the depths of the emotions he's been so well taught to hide, to go under the metaphorical scar tissue (bc in reality they don't have those) and reach the soft flesh, the beating heart. Wren wonders what it would be like to accept the dagger inside her heart, to allow herself the possible wound of a fling with such a ruthless man. Also, undeniably, he is a perfect specimen, especially when he's covered in his rivals' blood, face twisted in a wicked smirk.

Things finally change between them when she has to restore his hand after the events of KC. As she works, all pretenses are gone. He's just glad to have an excuse to have her close, glad they are on the same side of the war, it would have been a nightmare to be parted from her. And Wren gets to see the side of him she always knew was there. With her abilities she may restore his hand, but by coming together they restore each other's souls 🥺. And they make such a hot couple.

...K I just realized this isn't exactly what you asked... so sorry anon. I got carried away. I love them 😬

#they are the flower that blooms in the battlefield ok?#don't hate me for appreciating symbolic contrast #PtolemusxWren #that shit is so long I ain't gonna check the grammar #Red queen series #RQ headcanons #Ptolemus samos #Wren skonos #muah I love you anon #and again sorry lol

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knize-strachkvas · 1 year

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so under the influence of local anaesthetics and pretty strong painkillers, i made the very questionable decision to watch fantasy boys. it was a mistake and you're going to suffer with me.

first things first. i dont think the editing is bad? surprisingly it doesn't look like they are trying to evil edit some trainees? which is surprising and it also shows how low the bar is lmao (im looking at you mnet).

the first two eps were okay. they showed a lot of performances without evil editing them that much? i hated the way they made myungjae look incompetent but he was the only one used for the drama value? i think? as i said i was not really focused while i was watching it lol. also the way they sorted them to the grades using the id card was very dramatic and i like the idea

the most questionable thing is the dorm situation. that one trainee saying it look like the squid game room was not far from the truth lmao. them sleeping in one big room is just creepy, especially when they don't really switch the light off during the night in the halls?? i would not be able to fall asleep in such an open space. and them having to spend their free time there? nope NOPE :D

their idea for the visual battle was cool. them knowing only the visual concept and choosing without knowing the song was evil. and the songs seemed equally impactful. whoever chose them did a good job.

now the participants. maybe im just way too old but why does it seems like the majority of the trainees have an extremely huge ego? i know that this is survival show and pretending you are better than you actually are and creating an interesting persona is literally part of their job but boiiiii its so annoying? i have zero interest in stanning a 15yo who thinks they're best at absolutely everything while lacking a basic human decency. idk im just not vibing with this attitude. most of the teams had very bad teamwork bc they are all self-centric and not able to cooperate with the rest of the team. they are all there to become a part of a boy group. that's literally an endless group project where you need to be in close proximity with your teammates 24/7. sounds like hell but as far as i know they all went there willingly.

mentioning annoying participants, it's time for the defenestration team, also known as the participants somebody should throw out of the window as the human garbage they are. the honourable members of this excellent team are the stealer team (except for ivan, ling qi and wooseok) and ksoul. the stealer team is here for obvious reasons. they are a bunch of xenophobic idiots. yes, if you're already debuted idol in korea and you can't speak korean at all - that would be a problem. but neither of the chinese boys was already debuted idols and they still have time to perfect their korean. they were just a bunch of insecure meanies who were jealous that some foreign kids were better than them. and with ksoul. god, i can't stand the kid. well....kid. uhm how old is he really? that's the real question here lmao. anyway, ksoul is an annoying, arrogant and self-centred jerk that does not have an ounce of will to cooperate in his body. that boy is not fit to be in a boy group consisting of 12 members. he needs to be permanently the centre of attention, being the best and not having any competition. having him in a team would be a punishment to the rest of the team.

other trainees i would love to talk about santa and yacht (no i will not call him yaya). wabi sabi what the actual fuck. why. i have so many questions. (ksoul immediately knowing who they are was the only funny thing ksoul did on that show). with santa, i kinda get it. he is good, his skills on the same level as some of the other trainees and there is a potential for him to blend together perfectly. but yacht? he is the oldest here and his skills are lacking in every way possible. i read somewhere that yacht is there just to accompany santa and that sounds about right to me. them leading the global voting even before the 1st ep airing just showed that having a solid fanbase (consisting mainly of bl fans) can do a lot. the ranking was not deserved at ALL, especially yacht's. (would also like to mention that being on a survival show and having to communicate constantly in a language you're not familiar with is hard and all the foreign trainees are brave for going for it. the stealer team situation just proves it. and the fact that they actually show it there is a miracle.)

right now (ep4) this is my top 12. surprisingly, after only 4 episodes, there are a lot of trainees that are a good choice for the debuting team. it's more about not letting the red flags (aka the defenestration team) debut and not giving them more attention than is necessary. top3 caught my attention during 1st episode (i knew junwon from &audition), the rest of them did great during the visual battle, especially jinho, seunghyun and myungjae.

okay that's it for now. can't believe i now need to watch eight (?) more episodes. i love to make myself suffer :))

#fantasy boys #junwon #taeseon #here we go again #i used my delirious yelling i sent to my gc to write this and it shows #i cant believe i made myself watch the whole episodes #the potential to have a really strong debut line up is there #but so are the red flags #the boy wanting to eat the special sendwitch and then being told its another broadcasting station was the best part of the whole show #will be back with update lmao

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llycaons · 9 months

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ep28 (2/2): you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll sigh dreamily, you'll grit your teeth in hopeless anger....this one has it all

the drama of the duel is kind of silly if you know it's a ploy so idc for it but this is very real hurt wwx is expressing and jc just doesn't care I guess!

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS. THIS IS SUCH A DUMB PLAN

also why did he do this. just for the drama....

prettyyy

oh my god so this scene had me sobbing. real tears. she was so happy to see him! her brother!!! but he's going away from them and it's breaking her heart and she's begging jc to do something but he's just standing there and wwx is getting smaller and smaller in the distance 😭 wwx people love you so much!!!!

and this look afterwards...devastating

oh shit did jc give him money? it's implied that lwj gives wq money but following that same logic, maybe jc did too. less in-character for him tho

OUR ICON. HETEROPHOBIC WEI WUXIAN

this is a joke im literally bisexual please dont come for me

im such a sap for their romance...an arrogant rich boy getting into muddy water to personally build you a pond that reminds you of home so you won't be homesick...mud on his face and hiding the lotus behind his back as if he could hide it....I AM charmed!!! I am!!! he may not have any principles either but fuck if he doesn't love his wife!

🥺

and she is CRYING!!!!! she misses her home!!! she wants to be with her brothers!!! this is hard for her!!!

I love that the show teaches you how to watch it. they're saying, look at this romantic couple. jzx is committing to supporting and taking care of jyl. jyl is saying jzx's name with no formalities attached. they're staring deeply into each other's eyes. they're on a bridge (ahh!!! I just noticed!!!). this is what couples in this universe do! dw about kissing. staring intently at each other from an arms-length is the height of romance. and you know what they're right

not that I wouldn't kill for one good wx kiss in ep50. but they're right. sometimes romance is in all the littler things

they call jc 'little' huh. to indicate his youth, and accentuate his helplessness and victimization? don't think that was his goal during the duel

oh my god this scene is fucking hilarious. the poor 19 year old with zero history of working with kids. thrust into this position, a child wailing on his leg, beset on all sides by concerned well-meaning strangers. usually so poised and confident, he's shrunk into himself so much he can barely speak. HE DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL FOR THIS!!!! he doesn't know SHIT!!!

and ofc wwx in the corner laughing at him

that's like nine people...help

this scene is ALSO funny bc wwx is obviously watching lwj for a minute before making his presence known to him and lwj lifts his head and it's pov now so he's suddenly all 🥺😍😮 but all in one face and the frames slow down as we go slomo and wwx looks so handsome and powerful walking over to rescue him from this disaster. his hero <3

forgot he said this and then said he has a bitter expression. very xie lian to mq of him lol

I love this moment bc it's one of the first gifs I ever saw and I remember the commentary was like 'lwj suddenly realizes he has a burning need to have a family with wwx' etc. etc. and they're right he does wants that desperately. sorry, lwj. give it 20 years

this is rich kid behavior. I thought wx was being mean and teasing a-yuan, but he was just being practical. there are toys there, so he'll use them to distract and calm down a-yuan, then they'll leave. they don't have the money! and a-yuan isn't even that upset

still, lwj 0.2 seconds after meeting his very first baby, can't bear to see one not spoiled. so we get this very cute scene

personal highlights

that first convo was so good but THEN I'LL BE THE PRECENDENT and then jc's monologue ough

wq returning the comb. sad but also lmao. fail jc moment

jyl's dream broke my little heart...

jzx all covered in the mud offering jyl a piece of her home he built with his own two hands (mostly)

lwj frozen and panicking and trapped by well-meaning nosy market-goers. because of a toddler

lwj reprimanding wwx for not buying all the toys. he is so silly

#this episode surprised me I forgot how good it was around this time #cql re-rewatch

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koschei-the-ginger · 1 year

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Finally posting my thoughts on Cary Elwes' films between 1979-2004

Yesterday's hero (1979) - he's an extra somewhere in this shot, I guess lol

Another Country - he was so awkward lol but this movie was overall great.

Oxford Blues (1984) - I couldn't stand watching 80s Rob Lowe in a sports drama so I only skimmed through this one. His character was posh and obnoxious™

The Bride (1985) - this was so bad, I only skimmed through it and I still cringed all the time.

Lady Jane (1986) - the first movie I watched for this post, I ended up staying up until 4 am on a work day and I have to say, he simply looks too catholic to be in this movie, I am sorry, that's all I could think about... And for a movie about two 15 year kids it featured a lot of extremely uncomfortable scenes of them naked

The Princess Bride (1987) - listen, I totally get the hype but I watched it for the first time as an adult only bc it was famous on tumblr so I just can't feel about it the way others do

Maschenka (1987) - I looked so hard for this movie and only found in it Russian dub, which was voiced over the german dub and I'm not that desperate yet... I don't think I missed anything important.

Never on a Tuesday (1989) - another movie I just skimmed to see his 2-minute part, the plot was about some guys trying to hook up with a hot lesbian or something. Charlie Sheen appeared too for about 30 seconds

Glory (1989) -this should not be a movie about Matthew Broderick....

Days of Thunder (1990) - Tom Cruise snoozefest but he's really good at being blond and annoying™

Hot Shots! (1991) - the sequel is way better

Leather jackets (1991) - miscast in a terrible movie again

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) - finally something interesting!

Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) - I imagine this is how other people feel about the Princess Bride, this is the movie of my childhood. Looking at it now, there are some problematic jokes but it's still just so funny.

The Crush (1993) - why are there so many movies about grown ass men "being seduced" by literal children. I'm sure I've seen this movie as a kid, the way he punched her in the face in the end felt so familiar

1994-1999 - covered in a previous post

Cradle Will Rock (1999) - convoluted mess

Shadow of the Vampire (2000) - Willem Dafoe being creepy in an indie movie for 92 minutes, it's strange but it's not bad

The Cat's Meow (2001) - lame, messy, who asked for this? ...

Wish You Were Dead (2002) - When I tried watching it for the first time I had to turn it off after 3 minutes. Glad I gave it a second chance, it's a low-budget direct-to-video movie that's very silly and nobody is taking it seriously, Cary Elwes sounds like he forgot his inhaler, Elaine Hendrix is just there for the funsies and Mary Steensburgen is having the time of her life playing a small town gold digger.

Comic Book Villains (2002) - another low budget movie but if you like Natasha Lyonne you should definitely give it a go. I'm sure I've seen it before

Saw (2004) - I don't need to talk about Saw, that movie is the reason I'm doing all of this

Ella Enchanted (2004) - he's a bit too over the top tbh

American Crime (2004) - I get the impression that he's the only one who knew this movie is unwatchable so he just went and did... anything. He looks, sounds and behaves like a parody of David Attenborough.

#my own #cary elwes marathon #just some of my thoughts so that doing this wouldn't feel like a complete waste of time

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after-nine-at-the-oasis · 1 year

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Aww this poor guy :((

I really don't think there is lol

Ahhh yup that school bus

OPE right that guy o.o

See 'cause it's not like a "well he's just started making attacks and killing people" but he already shot somebody lol

But yeah y'all have no clue where he is

Ohhh living there!! Ahhh okay :)

Aww poor O'Brien :((

But yeah you really do need to be a fire captain right now lol

As long as they can trust you

Oooh the talk!!

From promos I mean

OPE is that the way to start without o.o

All of themmm 😭😭🥰

Dang xD but yeah you did fail lol

The drama of thisss 👀👀

It feels like the end of an episode xD

A H CARLOS

Hi Carlos :DD!!

I figured he'd be in this episode :)) saw a promo picture and also just hoped but I was hoping again when they said APD lol

But yes there's a bunch of people out there right now <333

Y'all this speech 😭😭

Aww Owen :((

About wondering what could've happened if he knew that is

Okay I don't remember the specifics of this part bc I was more watching everyone than listening but xD

I can say that 😭😭 :'DD Nanteo <33!

And dang TK looks even more emotional than everyone else xdd idk if there's a specific reason, maybe just bc it's Owen but idk maybe there's not lol and that's just how he is

But yeah you guys have each other <33

You gotta be careful and do your best

AAH WHAT DID JUDD TEXT I DIDN'T SEE

I mean I'm assuming he texted idk I couldn't tell lol

Anyway xD

Hi Grace :)!!

UH OHHH

I bet that's a terrorism attack call 😬😬

Ooope yep probably

OOOPE YEP DEFINITELY O.O

That's a LOT of houses xdd 😳😬

:OO DD:

Okay so yeah y'all don't just stand there XDD

Yeah they're calling everyone in so GO xDD

Okay there we go lol

AAH Carlos :DD

Ahh yeah they were probably being watched

OPE bomb threat on the capital o.o so that's what it is

Uh ohhh 😬😬

Yeah they're probably luring them in but still xdd

Nahh Carlos knows all about wild goose chases lol

Going after them is kinda his thing xD

Oooh he's staying with him :D

Chillin :)) an interesting pair! I mean they're both cops but yk

Uh ohhh there it isss

Yeah let's hope it's three xd

I mean ik it probably won't be but I liked the line lol

Okay good everybody's out

Owen are you seriously in there xD

Okay good just in the like control room lol

Ooope uh ohh

Washed out of cub scouts?? Ohh bc he's not a survivalist lol

OPE

Be careful then o.o

Ahhh so we can't touch it

Wait huh? What did he see?

They didn't? Sooo is it fake or smth?

UGHHH OWENNN

XDD it's dramatic and fun though so whatever

"I really hate when he does this" SLFKGHDKJS TK XDD

Fair lol, so correct xD

Oope okay there's a building

Be careful y'all 😬😬

OWENNN

Be verrry careful

:o wait he built it in there?? Oh wait no we're still with O'Brien lol

UH OHHH OWENNN

:OOO his wife and kid!!!

OWENNNNN

Okay phew yeah it is a fake xdd

UH OH SHE'S SAYING BEHIND YOU

OHHHH NO CRAP

Okay so then it's probably a distraction right?

This ain't goooood 😬😬

OHHH NOO

Wait that's not him :o

I mean yeah that makes sense he would've been just at the capitol but xdd still lol I didn't think about it o.o

AAAHHH COME ON CARLOS WHERE ARE YOU

This guy looks nervous thoughhh lol

I mean fair but yk xD

O P E

O.O

DANG Carlos o.o

I mena that was an EPIC moment like how he was just standing there totally still but o.o

Was there like. another option xD

Idk maybe he's not dead but like he fell immediately lol and it looked like he was hit in the torso xD

Still though I am hoping he didn't die especially bc like he could explain but SLAYYYY GO OFF CARLOS

He looks so cool xD

OOPE yeah a decoy o.o

Huh

Why are we watching this?

OHHH WAIT IT'S THE GUY o.o

Ohhhh noo

Yeah and he looks nervous too xD but we know he's willing to kill

This is just a lot lol

AAAAHHHHHHHH OOOOOH NOO o.o

Theeere's the bomb o.o 😬😬😬😳

This ain't good xd

#9-1-1 lone star #911 lone star #oasis's 9-1-1 chatter

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anxiousandoutdoorsy · 10 months

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Oh my god thanks lol! And now that u say it- yess! It does become a lot like Nezuko and Tanjiro's relationship right?! Then again with Izuku there is more of a desire wanting to save people, and fighting is one of the tools to achieve it.

No!!! But Imagine- Yorichii initially not knowing what to make of Izuku- being so scared to get into brother dynamics again- or getting close to PPL. Him following the og tactic of acting deaf and mute, and pretty much dissociating from reality.- him contemplating why he was born, slayer mark and all and seeing its existence like a shackle or a curse, then him just picking up something fishy about their father (DFO or not) and taking to sticking close to Izuku, and getting to know his brother- initially like oh he reminds me of Sumiyoshi, Uta, Michikatsu etc.

But then him seeing Izuku stand up to Katsuki for him- saying he won't be friends with someone who is mean to his brother? And breaking off the only friendship he has among his peers (out of everyone's view- bcs Izuku doesn't like to do drama and wanted to understand why Katsuki would do something like that?) - and seeing Izuku for himself.

Him admiring Izuku's kindness, intelligence, his soul, mind, just how full of life and compassion he is. PPL may call Yoriichi the sun, but he feels Izuku is the true sun out of the two of them. He is the light he looks for when he feels lost.

I hc quirks would come at a reasonable age here like between 7-10 (instead of 4-9) (ofc there are tragic exceptions like tenko, eri, mic). So plenty of time for kids to not worry about having to fit into a mold or whatever. And explore themselves.

So like Izuku is highly attuned to Yorichii, but it's not like he can read his thoughts lmao. And Yorichii knowing deep in his heart that he wants this bond, but fearing it would be too selfish and universe might just rip it away again- trying to suppress everything about him- but Izuku seeing thru it anyway, sort off... Like i know u are hiding something, but I'll be waiting and ready if u wish to tell me. So like Yorichii knows he can tell Izuku about the reincarnation thing...

So he thinks he will stay away, but immediately contradicts himself saying - 'Yorichii'. My name isn't Mikumo it's Yoriichi.' and Izuku brightening up for so many reasons but out of all the things he wants to spit out he chooses- 'it suits you way more!'

Like Izuku knowing in the house they always do things he likes, so dragging Yoriichi outside to figure out his interests and likes- and oh Yoriichi you like visiting Shinto shrines and camping huh? (Izuku noting his brother always gets things on the first try, while he struggles. Izuku still learning obscure things to show them to Yoriichi and see if his brother likes them. Like sign language, constellation names, best view spots, names of birds, things which Yoriichi avoides- to make sure they are not present during a bonding activity)

Yoriichi having nights where he just can't sleep. When memories are too much, and him just stumbling to Izuku's door but not entering. When Izuku learns this he tells him it's okay to come in, and when he doesn't, starts keeping his door open. When that also doesn't work- he gives him his AM plushie and then at night before Yorichii can get up Izuku stumble to his room and collapse on his bed saying loudly that he is afraid of thunder and wants to sleep with Yoriichi (that's a lie Izuku laughs when it thunders, and nothing scares him he is a horror nerd).

Izuku being so attuned to Yorichii, him being able to tell when his brother is awake bcs of a nightmare- not because Yorichi's breath stuttered, he just knows.

And when quirks do come in- both Yoriichi and Izuku are quirkless biologically. But Yoriichi still has his breathing forms ofc. Not that he lets anyone know that. And then he goes and uses his strength to protect his brother against Katsuki.

And well All of Katsuki's energy is consumed on hating Yoriichi. Like the guy is looking down on me, but most importantly he also stole my best friend.

And of course Izuku knowing there is something majorly off about Yoriichi, but knowing he doesn't have to understand him to keep on loving him. But also Yoriichi accepting his bond with Izuku and going all like an attention starved cat on him. But being scared of losing his brother like he lost Michikatsu

I don't know about inko lol. I pity her, and i honestly don't know if she will be able to withstand the pressure of if she will crumble like a wet paper towel.

to i absolutely LOVE this as soon as i get my lazy ass to finish part 6 of Sunlight you already KNOW i’m going off w this🫶

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baekhvuns · 1 year

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Maybe smaller fields were the reason because??? Or maybe they didn't know how to defend back then (some defenders still aren't sure what their role is 👿) it's so funny with Borussia sjsvahahsjshsjsjs

Weirder shit happened so Ancelotti couching Brazil wouldn't surprise me. If Zidane wanted to stay in France then I'd have to respect it, you're right him leading PSG would be hilarious, but I want him back </3

It was serious for Ronaldo lmao, they should've just fought outside the stadium tbh

Arsenal vs Man Utd was jshsushsjwjsusjs Arsenal shooting 25 times and MU only 6?! Winning 3:2, only losing one game so far and only 2 draws? I'm really living in a different reality rn. Heeeeey why do you want me to suffer? Maybe I'll see Arsenal achieve something in CL too 😭😭😭 Chelsea and Liverpool stand up wtf, it's a bit funny ngl

Yeah the vibes definitely off... good riddance then, this is so fucked. Busquets go away challenge

Also William and Harry are very different so that's important to consider, maybe Charles and Harry just aren't compatible as people, both Charles and Will are more robotic to me skshsjhsjshsavavsnja

NCT's concerts are big strip clubs tbh 😭😅 A BIT overpriced if you ask me... SM needs to stop being a monster of capitalism for one second. Literally what I thought about when the Lisa contract thing came out, they're going the football route.

Right what were they thinking making GOT perform their song weeks before the release??? Most people watch that performance since the MV is just boring. Maybe Girls on Top need more appearances, have variety shows like SuperM, idk DO SOMETHING or end this shitshow

Welcome to the Go Eunhyuk simp nation! 🤌🏻❤

Idc about HP anymore, but yeah the first two movies were magical to me! Lmao that's the Wimpy kid? I haven't seen the movies I only read a few books. Right miss Blake is busy making kids 😭 btw I recently re-watched some of Gossip Girl, godddd what a mess, but I lived for the drama. I totally forgot Sebastian Stan was in it

I still have snakes wrapped around my leg permanently, Slytherin through and through lol

I can believe the Pique thing is true, because these people aren't even slick and when you go places you see and hear a lot of shit. I saw so many questionable things in London, lots of open secrets as well 🔫

Ailee changed her photo caption and CB got mad, but yeah girl.... should've just deleted the photo

At least Birmingham has Peaky Blinders, but what does Brampton have?

Baek.... I'll look away from that aunt comment. Hwa's niece biasing the demon line omg. The "Sehun" webtoon is still on-going and I'm reading it, but at what cost 😭

Seonghwa hasn't posted a selfie in ages, word on the street is blonde Hwa is gone I'M COMMITTING IF TRUE 🤧🤧🤧🤧 Mingi's hair is dark too... But as long as no scissors were involved... unless he cut his hair then I'm killing everyone eh, anyways like I said if I can't see blonde Hwa live then no euro Atinys can. Though there are so many ot8 black hair enthusiasts (couldn't be me)

But god, look at this hair here!!!

Kpop stans actually fighting irl is even more hilarious and pathetic 😭

HIM and yeah we can SEE your love for tank tops💀 - DV 💖

helloo!!

no bc how small be these fields actually 😭😭 having that win in today’s football is near impossible, the max ppl can get is, sure, a 8-9 and even a 10 if they have some super team 🤚🏻 NO BC DO U DEE THOSE COMPILATIONS OF OLDER DEFENDERS DOING NOTHING and then see a maradona beating the shit out of them <3 borussia so funny and why’s bayern on top again 😭😭😭 fraud

yeah he’s in the race but im desperately wanting the special one for brazil 😭😭 but i think luis enrique might actually make it fbfb RIGHT FBDB HE HAS EXPERIENCE LEADING RM’S EGO’S PSG’S WOULD BE NOTHING IN FRONT OF HIM, that mashup would be crazy seeing the players too PHEWWW,,, it really was 😭😭😭 i don’t doubt he jumped ramos after bc of his tackle fhekfhkdjcc

arsenal was OUT FOR MAN UNITED, the reality going to turn insane when man city v arsenal happens,,, it’s so funny to watch their matches w everyone esp bc anthony 😭😭 i just know the defence and the strikers are going to go a lil crazy 😭😭 anon u can only hope atp the cl standings are a bit crazy right now,,, man city is right behind arsenal one mistake and arsenal’s ticked off 😭😭 aND NEWCASTLE?? they on a roll 😯😳 silva’s longevity @ chelsea is so insane, best player this season there tbh,,, chelsea has beasts BUT WHAT IS GOING ON

their transfers have been REALLY good maybe it’s the playing style 😭 but why are all these transfer market rumours so wild, theres a messi barca return rumour, him going man city 😭😭😭 neymar following him AND THEY BETTER MOVE BC PSG IS SO FUCKED ronaldo almost going to bayern ???? 😭😭😭 modric w alnassr rejection,, kane and tottenham, love the drama <3

Yeah the vibes definitely off... good riddance then, this is so fucked. Busquets go away challenge

YEAHH,,, esp bc he did on the nye?? + his wife had just lost her mother and they were mourning and this fucker went out and did this ???? hell,, absolute helll,,, prison fc hope they make it to copa del prison <3 18 years prison lessgaurr and this?? 😳😳

Also William and Harry are very different so that's important to consider, maybe Charles and Harry just aren't compatible as people, both Charles and Will are more robotic to me skshsjhsjshsavavsnja

YEAAHHH def not compatible i think, personally i feel more for william not only bc he’s a community favourite (he and kate i find quite lowkey bc they keep quiet and get their work done and go home <3) also bc he had to live his life a certain way bc he’s the heir,,, tbh if i was his sibling id be ecstatic “i get to be rich, live in castles, have fame and not have the responsibilities of an actual heir??? IM IN??” harry missed out bro <3 pls behave urself a little 😭😭 BUT SOPHIE AND EDWARD?? 🤚🏻 actually the best ones out there 🤚🏻

LMFAOOOO YOURE RIGHT AN EXPENSIVE STRIP CLUB 😭😭😭 sm need to stop with the amount of versions they do for groups,, just stuck to 2 and do a repackage of 2 😭😭 DO NOT DO THE RVERY MEMBER GETS ON ITS SO HARD TO COLLECT !!!! and if yg wants to keep bp they have to give them 16mill each??? this is some way to keep them from transferring gbfbf oh to be lisa rn 😭😭

like it’s just makes us be like oh i already heard it, don’t wanna hear it again 😭😭 what a stupid way to promo it,,, YEAH give them a variety show like superm! similar concept like retreat show,, since sm’s now getting a new ceo IT BETTER LIKE EXO, AND GIVE EVERYONE PROMOS AND CONCERTS BC CHRIS LEE CAN GO TO HELL EUNHYUK IM A BIG SIMP FOR YOU SO BAD 😭😭

first two are top tier! last two are elite with storyline !!! YEAH HIM 😭😭 the cast is insanely talented cannot wait for this blockbuster <3 NO SRS PLS BRING BLAKE BACK RYAN HANDLE THE KIDS 😭😭😭 NEED BLAKE IN A ROM COM !!! stop i watched an edit for gossip girl and it revealed who it actually was and as much as the way it’s written, the drama is ELITE nothing can top it actually maybe PLL but 🤚🏻

I still have snakes wrapped around my leg permanently, Slytherin through and through lol //// I can believe the Pique thing is true, because these people aren't even slick and when you go places you see and hear a lot of shit. I saw so many questionable things in London, lots of open secrets as well 🔫

do you speak parseltongue then 👁👁 im gonna need u to tell me them, im actually bri’ish and it would be criminal for u to not say them 🔫 be vague about it 🔫 MY EARS ARE OPEN

Ailee changed her photo caption and CB got mad, but yeah girl.... should've just deleted the photo // At least Birmingham has Peaky Blinders, but what does Brampton have?

YEAAH the explanation was shitty too like srs bro we know 😭😭 FBNWBDEKH HEY THATS NOT EVEN A VALID COMPARISON 😭😭 see brampton might have the actual hells angels groups

Baek.... I'll look away from that aunt comment. Hwa's niece biasing the demon line omg. The "Sehun" webtoon is still on-going and I'm reading it, but at what cost 😭

NO NO ☺️☺️ DO NOT LOOK AWAY ☺️☺️ U SAW IT ☺️☺️ his niece has taste,,, convinced the entire family has atp,, STILL??? AT WHAT COST MY QUESTION EXACTLY 😭😭 but bestie a new webtoon “only hope” and the art is wowzie and it’s spicey <3

dojin <3

GET THE FUCK OUT IS HE BLOND????? if it’s not this i don’t want it see if it’s this anon we are done, euro tinys cannot experience this

IT SHOULD BE US FBWMFBKWBFKW

OH MY GOD,,,, THAT HAIR FOR FREE???? OH MY GOD I HOPE HE KEEPS IT FOREVER PLS 😭😭😭 ITS SO STUNNING

Kpop stans actually fighting irl is even more hilarious and pathetic 😭 /// HIM and yeah we can SEE your love for tank tops💀 - DV 💖

IT REALLY IS FJDJCKC like come on be a class act,, this is why ppl don’t like kpop fans 😭😭 WE CAN SEE THE LOVE FROM MILES AWAY GOD SOMEONE LOCK HIM UP 😭😭

iconic actually

AYO??

🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️what

also, nascar or f1?

HELLO????

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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As much as I love Joe, I don't know if I can sit through that series for a glimpse of him. First, I can't stand most Ryan Murphy shows. Second, I don't need to see another rehash of the Lewinsky/Clinton stuff. Think I'm going to rely on the gif makers and hope someone puts up clips somewhere of Joe's scenes as Begala.

LOL i have been sucked in and betrayed by ryan murphy shows SO MANY TIMES at this point its just a joke. I try to keep this blog focused on the things i enjoy but this one time i will indulge... Hate under cut

Im old enough to remember the hype when glee put the first pilot episode online - i was sooooo excited like a show about how much kids love musicals??? I was the target audience! then i watched it... And hated it so much that to this day i have never watched another episode.

All the netflix shows were the same thing: hollywood - post wwII era piece on diversity and lgbqt issues??? Omg sign me up.And then i watched some of it. And NEVER AGAIN nope that shit was so bad it was insulting - pandering and trivializing of very real issues.

I tried Pose - AWESOME i actually got through the first season, and then all the characters started making no sense and personality gave way to plot and stupid drama.

I did manage most of that versace one with darren criss, but only because i like darren criss hes buddy buddy with aoki and there was that song they did for nicole that was like... Really cute and to die for and one of the most silly romantic things ever ANYWAY.

I also saw this show about ewan mcgregor as a fashion designer and it totally hooked me in - fashion and obi wan like YES. But halfway through the first episode i got that funny tingly feeling and was hating everything and so i googled it and... Yup.

Ntflx kept trying to advertise that 40s era nurse show and i even finallY gave in and tried it bc like... The aesthetic was cool and why not. I think i finished one episode and then couldnt stomach the rest.

Oh i also tried prom and rage quit that after the first insipid song.

The characters in his shows are very pretty and hip and often glamorous, but so so fucking shallow and without any intellect or dimension and character development over the course of the plot doesnt exist in his worlds. The one consolation to this impeachement thing is at least this is a story that actually happened and they can bend the facts but they cant turn the main character monica into a raging narcissist who waltzes around looking pretty with no brain but perfectly tailored designer clothes. Or can they? D:

Yeah so thats a LOT of disappointment. But the good thing is ntflx pretty much owns his ass right? so this show will eventually end up there... And then we can just scrub through it to find all the joe clips if it turns out to be unwatchable lol.

#Gossip girl shared a lot of these traists but at least gossip girl characters in the original run were intelligent and semi self aware #Anyway no offense to anyone who does like his shows that is very valid #Just something about him makes me rage hahahaha

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She actually did ask him once!

"Mr. Martin, why is it that you never smile?"

But actually after his second time w Lena he would go back to Braddock and continue his repairs at Abbies house, and bc we know how she is and he's mostly confused about whats going on w him and the lady in Pittsburgh (and if hes only drawn to her bc she reminds him of the lady in his visions) he has a lil fling with her as well

He visits Lena and Rose from time to time, Lena even gives him a key bc she sometimes asks him to look after Rose for a little time so that she wont be alone and scared, and she'll be there soon as well, and he realises after some time that his thirst for blood isn't as big as it was before, and he wants to go more and more

So every day before or after dinner, he sneaks out and catches the train to see them

And one day after he's done with work he gets a phonecall from Rosie, saying in a shaky voice that he has to come help bc her Mama is sick and shes worried

So instead of the train, he collects his courage and asks Abbie to bring him to Pittsburgh, bc this is urgent

So she does, but doesn't understand anything yet, but when they get there she goes up with him, (she doesn't get how he has a key to her house cause he never talked about knowing other women) and there is Lena passed out on the floor and Rosie crying

So at first he has to calm her down, then possibly put Lena to bed, and Abbie is just like "oh, he knows where her bedroom is, what a coincidence."

She also says some pretty backhanded things, like

"I sometimes wonder how having kids would feel like, but if I'm being honest seeing families like this makes me a little bit happy that I can't bear children."

And she thinks that Lena is a manipulator who only uses Martin for sex and looking after her kid instead of her

Meanwhile Rose is just silently panicking in the corner bc her Mama is still unconcious, and theres a stranger lady in their home

She just kinda stands there repeating "Ojcze, please help Mama get better-"

... im just seeing it now that the more im looking at it the less sense my summarisation makes lol

Oh my... oh my god

There is so much going on rn but I love it! I love his internal debate. The fact that she soon realizes whats going on with him and Lena. after all, he isn’t solidly married to anyone yet.

So I’m guessing whats wrong with Lena is that she has high blood sugar or bp? Why was she passed out omg? I love how Rosie is slowly becoming more familiar with Martin, to the point that she knows to call him if something is wrong.

I can really see him stepping up as a character, ready to take care of both Lena and Rosie! I could almost sense his panic when Rosie first calls... he really does care for her.

And now...drama! lol I can't wait to see what happens next!

#Friends stuff #Martin 1977

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1 THROUGH 98! I WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWERS AND I CAN'T STAND GETTING THEM PIDDLING BIT BY PIDDLY BIT!!!!!

Lmaooooo what a fuckin Mood. Thank you!!!!! Also, you’re getting Drunk Kylie answers which are arguably the Best answers. For the courtesy of everyone’s dash, answers are below the cut!! <3 <3 <3

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

Coffee mugs! I have a sizable collection lmao #WriterLife

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

omg such a tough one, both are aces. seriously I can think of so many combatting pros & cons!! the only fair way i can currently conceive is which i would want weed in. Which is lollipops bc (#UnpopularOpinion) pot makes chocolate taste bad.

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

both are great, but def bubblegum.

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

“Pleasure to have in class” in true Gifted Child fashion

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

i’ll rate them in order: 1) can (absolutely preferred), 2) bottle if alone but plastic (lez be honest, Red Solo Cup) if with company, 3) glass (do not like)

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

#1 goth all the way. Pastel and Formal guest appearances

7. earbuds or headphones?

headphone, bc earbuds usually hurt my ears.

8. movies or tv shows?

first of all, how dare you. second of all, tv shows ONLY BECAUSE if all my fave movies were given tv shows so that they could last longer i would choose so

9. favorite smell in the summer?

idk i guess pool chlorine? dislike summer

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

bruh fuckin none. elementary school: too long ago to recall. middle school: escaped having to take gym at all. high school: had a medical excuse to take online PE. least athletic girl u know

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

i don’t have bfast bc eating close to when i awaken makes my tummy upset

12. name of your favorite playlist?

hmm 4-way tie between “#motivate #bitch” (gets me pumped to work) and “Friends Of The Illness” (my playlist of songs about and/or artist who are mentally ill) and “Ominous/haunting” (speaks to my creepy side) and “Bad Bitches” (self-explanatory amirite)

13. lanyard or key ring?

Key ring. Straight up I use an extra shoelace as my key ring string, despite owning multiple lanyards.

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

god another fkn hard one. Listen y’all, you dont understand how much of a sugar fiend i am. candy is my JAM. Starbursts, Sour Straws, Skittles, Jolly Ranchers...who can choose?!

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

“Ceremony” by Leslie Marmon Silko. Highly recommend!!!!!!!!!!!

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

laying down lol sitting is for suckers

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

combat boots like the gay i am

18. ideal weather?

low 70′s degrees (F*), intermittent showers during the day but clear starry skies overnight

19. sleeping position?

mostly fetal, mostly on my side but chest is towards the bed, one arm under the pillow under my head

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

Laptop. I used to love writing in notebooks, but ya girl got weak fingy joints nowadays

21. obsession from childhood?

pfft as if they aren’t the same obsessions i have now

22. role model?

so many!!!!! Jameela Jamil is the first that comes to mind

23. strange habits?

lmao i am ass-deep in idiosyncrasies, if you ain’t read the blog title already

24. favorite crystal?

i don’t know anything about crystals. does blue topaz count? cuz that’s my birthstone and i like that one a lot. i even had the foresight to pick that as my engagement ring’s stone in my utterly preposterous & failed relationship

25. first song you remember hearing?

oh wow, no idea. music has always been huge for me. probably either a Britney Spears or Mary J. Blige song???

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

stay inside lmao

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

WEAR SWEATERS & DRINK HOT CHOCOLATE, BITCH!!!!!!!!!

28. five songs to describe you?

oof ok, hard, but here goes:

“Here” by Alessia Cara

“Wannabe” by the Spice Girls

“I’m Just a Kid and Life Is A Nightmare” by Simple Plan

“No Daddy” by Teairra Mari

“Brick By Boring Brick” by Paramore

29. best way to bond with you?

i am straight up not easy to make friends with (bc my own bullshit, not trying to be pretentious), so bonding is hard. the best way is probably a combo of queer + memes + loves food + correct morals + being the dominant talker

30. places that you find sacred?

Libraries, locally owned coffee shops, Walmarts at 3am, playgrounds in the middle of the night, side of a rural road at 12am, my bed

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

Blazer + shirt with a titty window + high waisted plaid pants + platform booties

32. top five favorite vines?

OMG I LOVE VINES OK OK OK OMG I LOVE SO MANY SO HERE ARE JUST THE ONES I QUOTE THE MOST OK:

Josh Kennedy: “What’s up my name’s Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read”

Sarah Schauer: [dont remember the beginning] “didn’t you..?” “sleep in this? yes. mama needs A DRINK”

Evan Breer: “What’s up my & my boys are going to see Uncle Kracker - give me my hat back Jordan, do you see Uncle Kracker or no - *gasp!*”

Drew Gooden: “Road work ahead? Um yeah, I sure hope it does...”

Nathan Enick: “Yo how much money do you have?” “69 cents” “Oh you know what that means!” “...i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets :( ...”

33. most used phrase in your phone?

bruh like how even am i supposed to answer this?? like texts or Siri requests or????? bc if it’s Siri requests then it’s 100% for arithmetic

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

Stanley Steamer. you kno the one

35. average time you fall asleep?

3:30am

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

bitch i’m a 90′s child of the internet, i was around the web before YouTube launched, i was there when the first modern memes were fucking conceived. i will say the biggest repository of meme culture that i was a part of was YouTube and icanhazcheezburger.com & its side-sites.

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

duffel - Tie-Dye Girl from the Lindsey Lohan “Parent Trap” made quite the impression on me

38. lemonade or tea?

Lemonade! hate the leaf water

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

Lemon cake! Not a meringue pie girl saly

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

I’ve been to a lot of schools yo lol. My undergrad college was def the “weirdest” ofc, bc it was an art school lol. An instance that stands out was a string of “Solid Gold Clit” graffiti after a Sophia Wallace visit to campus right before i started there.

41. last person you texted?

My bff triad pals @backwardswriter and @bristarshine

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

damn tough call. Probably jacket pockets bc i’m more likely to have those as a lady who wears lady-targeted pants

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

Hoodie

44. favorite scent for soap?

Plum!

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

Fantasy, though sci-fi is a solid 2nd. Not much of a superhero gal

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

.....underwear only. Sometimes an oversized t-shirt too.

47. favorite type of cheese?

Mozzarella!!!

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

I would want to be like a pomegranate, but i’m probably a nectarine

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

“If you hope for the best but expect the worst, you’ll never be disappointed.”

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

bitch i’m a giggle monster, i taught myself to be easily amused as a survival mechanism.

51. current stresses?

My own lack of discipline.

52. favorite font?

oooooof i have so many ok. too name a few: Centaur, Garamont, Book Antigua, Times New Roman, Montserrat.....mostly Serif fonts bc I’m an old books bitch

53. what is the current state of your hands?

I don’t love my hands (how homophobic of me, I know). Currently they’re kinda dry and full of sandwich

54. what did you learn from your first job?

what kind of boss I like. also that my customer service voice is frighteningly pleasant

55. favorite fairy tale?

Original tale: Thumbelina. Adaptations: Snow White.

56. favorite tradition?

uhhh Thanksgiving feast I guess? i am not a traditions gal

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

I am very very fortunate to not have a lot or a severity of these. The ones that I’ve had the worst of are: gender discrimination/harassment as a woman, hardcore emotional abuse in a relationship, and heavy heavy mental illness

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

Tangible talents: writing, lying. Intangible: A+ imagination, useless trivia.

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

“I support you!”

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

like if Tokyo Mew Mew and Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni had a baby

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

Again, how dare you. Like literally, asking me to pick a favorite line from something is like asking what my favorite breed of dog is. Legit impossible

62. seven characters you relate to?

Ananka Fishbein (Kiki Strike series), Mermista (She Ra & the Princesses of Power), Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter), Gwen (Total Drama), Rori Gilmore (Gilmore Girls), Villanelle (Killing Eve), Andrea (St. Trinian’s)

so like all very- to semi-weird white girls lmao

63. five songs that would play in your club?

[by the term “club” i assume that i’m limited to pop and electronic music. even with the limitation, though, a super hard question]

“Talking Body” by Tove Lo

“Hot in Herre” by Nelly

“Because the Night” by Cascada

“Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels” by Todrick Hall

“Break Free” by Ariana Grande ft. Zedd

64. favorite website from your childhood?

pretty much any doll franchise’s site (Barbie, Bratz, My Scene, Polly Pocket, Diva Girlz, everGirl, etc you name it)

65. any permanent scars?

Yep. One by a dog scratch (it was honestly a weak/shallow/innocent scratch, i still have no idea why it scarred at all), and a few from a car crash last year

66. favorite flower(s)?

i don’t really like flowers? i usually just say Forget-Me-Not’s for ease

67. good luck charms?

bitch idk but i’m knocking on wood just from thinking bout it

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

you ever taste that chocolate Laffy Taffy? vile bruh

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

I am annoying enough to know how i learnt all my facts, but the funnest fact I like to annoy people with is that ducks have corkscrew penises evolved from their main form of mating being rape

70. left or right handed?

Right (like any ol’ simp)

71. least favorite pattern?

polka dots

72. worst subject?

MATH and also PHYS ED

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

One time whilst high, I put nacho cheese Doritos on a tuna sandwich. Winning combo, I’m telling you

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

My pain tolerance is straight up unpredictable, so like anywhere from a 3 to a 9

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

5 years old

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

Mashed potatoes

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

I am not a plant person. Moss.

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

fucking neither but i at least like coffee so i guess the former....

(i know, it’s tragic and barbaric that i dislike sushi, i wish i had another answer for you)

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

Neither lmao - I got them within a month of each other (six years ago) so they’re essentially the same photo.

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

Jewel!

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

I mean those are the same bug so I assume this is asking about which terminology I typically use/prefer. Which i would say both bc I’m a cultured ho

82. pc or console?

I don’t game so I guess PC lmao

83. writing or drawing?

Writing but I like both

84. podcasts or talk radio?

damn neither lmao I can’t focus on non-music audio only. I guess talk radio, just bc I can do like ten minute radio segments at least lol

84. barbie or polly pocket?

both were lit but I had more Barbies

85. fairy tales or mythology?

not to sound like a broken record but FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU? second of all, I essentially consider them in the same category at this point in modernity, so my answer is Yes.

86. cookies or cupcakes?

Cupcakes, but both are exquisite

87. your greatest fear?

spiders, heights, clowns, seeing bad things happening to animals, that my consciousness will exist even after death, y’know normal stuff

88. your greatest wish?

to transfer myself into one of my fave fictional worlds

89. who would you put before everyone else?

dogs, next question

90. luckiest mistake?

i make a lot of those honestly, so who knows

91. boxes or bags?

LISTEN I LOVE CONTAINERS OF ALL SORTS, YOU CAN’T MAKE ME CHOOSE, IM PANSEXUAL FOR A REASON

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

FLASHLIGHTS, BITCH

93. nicknames?

Ky, KyKy, Moonshine, SugarTits, Goog Bones

94. favorite season?

Autumn (yes i call it that instead of Fall bc i’m a pretentious ass bitch lol)

95. favorite app on your phone?

Tumblr, c’mon

96. desktop background?

Currently a digital art painting of a flowing stag in a swamp that I downloaded from DeviantArt. I change it every few months though (to other downloaded digital art from DA that I collect periodically lmao)

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

Seven - mine, my mom’s 2 numbers, my grandma’s, my pop’s cell and office (also my old office) numbers, and my childhood house phone number lol

98. favorite historical era?

Golden Age of Piracy, specifically bc the piracy lol

Thank you so much for the asks, this was so much fun!!!

#asks

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Ahhh, gosh pressure/headaches are the worst 😥 i also really hate that. I hope it'll be gone soon and you get to rest your eyes/head huhu, i know how painful that is too as I also get those from time to time. Its hard also bc when headaches attack feels like you can't do anything at all, it sucks so much!! 😓 hope you'd feel better! Pls go away headaches! Also, be careful in the gym 💟

Ahh!! I've been contemplating to watch Love is Blind JPN, is it worth watching? i guess imma put it on my list then! Thanks! That's a lot of animes! Which one's your fave so far?Haven't watched one in a long time but maybe i'll think about watching one if i get the feels of it these days haha 😂

Lately i've been watching kdramas/one jdrama and a few tv shows that's on my list that I wanted to finish. So far i've finished After Life (not a kdrama), Itaewon Class (lot of thoughts haha), Vincenzo (which im still so shocked that i really like), All of us are dead (looot of thoughts too haha). I have a lot more unfinished 😂 I can't with myself haha. I wanna finish One Day at a Time and Ted Lasso. But also, I just started with It's Okay to Not be Okay, Inspector Koo, San nen A gumi (Mr. Hiiragi's homeroom) and Abbott Elementary! Jeez that's a lot! Sorry 😂😅 i can't with me haha this is getting crazy haha

Oh, and also Ali Wong's Don Wong, stand-up com special which was released yesterday haha.

Kept complaining about watching a lot but damn it, its just when a good show comes you can't stop haha. Also even if its not that good, you just wanna know the ending too. Do you do this too or do you just stop watching/reading those you don't like?

Yes yes, i also like chips and fries! Um, the best! You do do flavors or just plain salt? I love potatoes in general, any form- they're all sexy and delicious to me 😂 Also! Whaat yes! I used to eat Senbei rice crackers too, when I was a kid!! I almost forgot about that! Didn't even remember the name til you linked the photo, thanks! It's the best and brings a lot of memories! 💕 also i could eat some pork buns too right now haha. Hmm lately, since i think i'm gonna get my period--i've been craving chocolates, like pastries/icecream haha. I've been craving some crispy chicken burgers/chicken tenders for a while now, since several months ago but still haven't eaten one yet which is just ugh😂 i know its not a "big" problem but haha. It's crazy bc i get really hungry at 3ams (at times, still awake at that hour haha) and it's all i can think about 😅 oh, i just remember how good custard buns too. Haha

Awwh, that's such a sweet tradition! That's so nice! It feels so nice to have someone you could celebrate these things with someone!💟 Sigh, yea, pandemic took so much from us 😔 i wish you two could meet up soon when it's safer there in your area! But yes better to be safe first 🥺 Me, i'm probably just gonna go watch their show like Bon Voyage (only watched s01 too so) or Run BTS just for fun and all haha.

Happy Valentine's day to you and your bf too (and your loves in life)! Hope you get to celebrate! 💕 Wishing you better days ahead and more good stuff to come! Take care, too!! 💟💟

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thank u for caring 😭💞 i feel loved!!!! ive got a prescription for new glasses and they should arrive sometime this week so i hope that it'll fix the problem soon.

my favorite anime of that bunch is probably Lovely Complex!! i fell head over heels for the kansai ben so every time i see a character with the accent, i just swoooon 🤣🌹 oooh yes i heard so many good things about those dramas but im terrible at following whats trendy so i always end up watching things 1-2 years after theyre popular LOL i really wanted to watch It's Okay to Not be Okay so i think i will do that soon.

OMG thank you for telling me about ali wong!!! netflix hasnt been giving me that advertisement so i had no idea she had another special. im 100% gonna be watching it. love her sm.

i tend to keep watching if im close to the end?? tbh im not that picky so i'll probably finish a show if i start it. sometimes ill just google the end tho hahah.

YES POTATOES ARE SO SEXY. flavored chips are my fave. i really love Ruffles All Dressed and Miss Vickies Sweet Chili, but ive also been on a Munchies kick lately hahaha. also apple chips. are those still chips? 🤣 im also near my time of the month i think so ive been eating everything and anything. you deserve to treat yourself :'))) go get your chicken!!

omg .. dont even remind me of Bon Voyage LMAO i bought the first season and have watched only 3 eps... i literally keep forgetting bc i bought it on vlive and i never go on that website 😭

#<3 <3 <3 #rain reply #🧇 anon #i will answer ur other ask soon 😍 bc i have Thoughts about LIB hahaha

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hello. i'm an another anon.

peraltiago is my number one of the healthy ship, but i would say mike and el from stranger things are very healthy too. (idk if you lile stranger things)

even if el briefly broke up with mike in season 3, i stand by it and don't really count it bc they are still quite young and literally learn what love is, especially el who still don't know so many things. but they will surely love each other until the end of their days. after all, mike was the first person who made her feel good and safe.

and klave from the umbrella academy!

klaus had never loved anyone as much as he loves dave. he had made him a better person, but his death made him resort to drugs again. and the fact that he didn't know him in season two only made it more sad and i hope that they will get their happy ending! otherwise gerald way can't even give concerts anymore. sksksl. the two only had a few minutes and i love them so much omg. almost as much as i love peraltiago.

maybe peter parker and mj, although it depends on which version of them you look at. i don't know which couple i shipped first, but peter and mj from the tobey magiure films were definitely one of them and i still remember how stupid i thought it was that they weren't a couple in the third part at the end. i generally don't like the third part that much. lol

otherwise i wouldn't really think of more and that's kind of sad in my opinion and all these couples who break up bc of some kid shit bc the makers don't have any better ideas for the plot are pretty stupid and clichéd. everyone should take an example from peraltiago. they are great and never break up and still have tons of drama and plot in their lives.

Just to make it clear: i didn’t mean to call couples who break up unhealthy or “bad” - I just think it seems like a waste of time, sometimes :(( some couples it just seems like they break for the sake of being able to get back together and i just?? Just let them be !! Anyways

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couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name · 6 years

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listen... i miss gmw. gimme a lil something something bout the kids' college graduations?? maybe baby penny is sick all over Farkle's diploma and it's ruined for framing and Jennifer can't BELIEVE the AUDACITY of this infant CHILD and maybe joshaya are running late late late late bc whoops impromptu trip to denmark on smthg and the plane was delayed but FSCK WE GOTTA GRADUATE or something. idk. what i do know is that i love ur blog and riarkle, in that order xxxx

You sent this in like maybe a week or so ago and I’ve been ignoring it in fear of becoming Trash once more but I just realized that it’s Riley’s birthday and life is a nightmare so the Trash Is Unleashed™

Okay so Maya stayed in New York for college as we know, but Riley and Farkle fucked off away to some Ivy League out of state

You readers can put them wherever your pretty little hearts desire, I personally like the thought of them in Boston (and I feel like it’d be a nice little circle since Feeny’s from Boston let me live)

But anyway, they’ve stayed as close as ever!!! Time and distance have no power over them!!! We know this!!!

Like we’re talking facetiming, constant texting, a group chat with memes they can’t explain to anyone else, phone calls, they all know what’s up with each other constantly

For the record they are still in touch with Zay, Smackle and Lucas but it’s just like. not CONSTANT communication you know. Like they’re group chat still lives but it’s college + Riley and Farkle have a kid so they’re all busy

But anyway

So Riley’s got her astrophysics and journalism courses aced, Farkle’s fully set to go into politics, and Maya’s art major is done with.

And you know. Our fav ot3 has been together most of their lives. They graduated middle school and high school together and they couldn’t wait to see each other graduate college

But…they were blindsided

No one had ever suspected their colleges would have the audacity to schedule their graduations on the same day

Does Riley pull a Topanga and try to fight her schools dean??? Absolutely

Does it work? Absolutely not

So now the ENTIRE family is stressed, because most of the Matthews consider Maya part of the family, so does Minkus, Shawn can’t see his goddaughter graduate and Josh is left with the delima of “Girlfriend vs Niece”. They’re all freaking out like holy shit

Riley and Maya are just….in Full Dramatics about this

We’re talking waxing Shakespearean sonnets about the Universe™ trying to tear them apart. They make their way back to all that Sun and the Moon symbolism bullshit

After a literal week of this Farkle is TIRED

Wakes up to his four year old telling him “Mommy’s wearing a lot of eyeliner and said the world is a dark and spiteful place that doesn’t want her and Auntie Maya together and that every moment they share is in blatant defiance of fate. What’s that mean?” and this poor guy is just like,,,,,,for fucks sake,

Like obviously he wants to see Maya graduate too!!! They’re best friends!!! But these girls are EXAHUSTING him lmao

So he has a Plan, but he also knows how his Plans usually go, so he just gives tf in and calls his dad to handle it lmao

Meanwhile: Joshua

Who has just been….literally screaming nonstop since this drama unfolded

Riley’s his BLOOD, even though they’re uncle-niece they have more of a close sibling relationship

But he literally has a ring ready and waiting for Maya!!!

And the boy is a fucking Matthews so of course HE’S in dramatic throws about this predicament

He calls Cory for advice and Cory is like “You’re going to Maya’s because you love her and I’m not paying for your fucking flight to Boston” lmao

So it ends up with like. Katy, Shawn, Turner, Josh (+ his four bandmates), and Zay (bc he’s in the city and Broke), and Ava end up going to Maya’s ceremony

With Cory, Topanga, Stuart, Amy, Alan, Eric, Auggie, Smackle and Feeny going to Riley and Farkle’s ceremony

Jack couldn’t get off work and Doesn’t Super Care and Morgan’s in Europe for work so they’re unfortunately off the list

They forgot to invite Lucas didnt want anymore choosing between the girls bullshit couldn’t make the trip because of work lol

So anyway: Farkle’s Plan that was funded by Stuart?

Absolutely got remote controlled robots so they could keep up a video call for both ceremonies

You know damn well what I mean

Cory thinks this is absolutely the funniest fucking thing he’s ever heard of

Eric thinks this is a sign of the impending Robot Wars™

The girls are still massively upset and think Farkle’s a fucking dork but they’re very touched and love him yadayada so this calms them down a bit

But anyway like, we get to the big graduation day and like….disasters, disasters all around

Josh’s Stoner Friend™ keeps knocking into the damn robot and almost breaks it like thirty times in an hour

Eric is giving the robot at Riley and Farkle’s site a wide berth with suspicious eyes

Auggie, Cory and Penny are all suspiciously sick but are trying to power through the ceremony

All the other students and people attending these graduations…..you know these whackjobs are getting looks. Some assholes in the crowd keep throwing stuff at the robots

Shawn and Katy are making a HUGE SCENE crying hysterically we all know they would

Jennifer makes a surprise, dramatic appearance at Farkle’s graduation

We’re talking pulling up in a limo, emerging in slow motion, wearing a glittering black evening gown, elbow length black satin gloves, stilettos and a huge hat with peacock feathers on it, making a show of searching the crowds before spotting him (standing directly in front of her) before throwing out her arms and screeching “My baby-!”

Farkle’s like ‘We literally have not spoken in at least six years will you please get the fuck out of here’

She does not, in fact, get the fuck out of there so Topanga is now on duty to make sure she and Stuart don’t get into a fight and ruin this for the kids asdfgj

Feeny keeps fucking falling asleep bc he’s old and doesn’t care about the guest speakers but he SNORES WORRINGLY LOUDLY

Students aren’t technically allowed to have devices™ out during the ceremonies so Riley and Farkle and Maya are trying so hard to be discrete as the watch the feed from each other’s graduations

They literally end up paying more attention to each other’s graduations than their own lmao

Josh’s bandmates and Zay are all being the rowdiest fucking audience members possible like they’re all those assholes that bring noise makers and scream and clap at random intervals

Stuart and Jen keep shooting each other withering glares and trading insults as Topanga shushes them

Penny, Auggie, and Cory are just feeling more and more like Literal Death the longer this drags on

Maya finally goes up to get her diploma and Katy literally faints

Riley and Farkle start cheering bc yay Maya!!! Until they remember they’re at their own ceremony and there is LITERALLY A SPEECH HAPPENING SO THEY’RE SCREAMING INTO THE QUIET AND INTERRUPTING EVERYTHING

Get glared back into submission but Maya’s laughing at them

Maya’s graduation ends soonish after that but the other one is DRAGGING ON STILL so everyone is like crowed around trying to watch on Maya’s tiny screen lol

When the speech finally ends Smackle’s muttering about how everything said was factually incorrect

Stuart and Jen are still antagonizing each other

Amy and Alan are taking enough pictures to blind people with the flash

So Riley gets called up for her diploma first right

Trips

Hard enough to fall off the fucking stage

Had to be helped back up by memebers of the band

Gets back on stage and gets her diploma

Falls again coming down

Amy and Topanga are s c re a m i ng and Maya is literally crying from the effort it takes to not laugh

Jen’s making obnoxious comments about who her son was ‘trapped’ by and Penny wants to know what that means and Stuart is prepared to stab Jen if she bothers to answer

Riley’s literally off to the side getting looked at by a medic when Farkle goes up for his diploma

He gets it fine enough but coming downstage he’s overcome with the urge to do ‘thank you I am farkle’

he didn’t realize the student that was called up after him was right behind him

punches this kid in the face, he falls

the person behind them falls

a fcucking domino effect of ivy league graduates

Eric is literally crying from laughter watching this. So are his fucking bodyguards like they broke character bc this scene was Too Much

Feeny is back to snoring

The New York crowd is loosing their fucking minds

Farkle’s rushing back to his seat and Jen stands up to get his attention to Yell at him for being embarrassing and

Penny just fucking projectile vomits all over her

She’s SCREAMING

Cory opens his mouth to apologize and explain that she’s been sick and HE PUKES. WHICH SETS AUGGIE OFF

EVERYONES SCREAMING

Listen it was a huge crowd but three people projectile vomiting is gonna cause a STIR

People are rushing away and it’s a whole mess of a scene

The nyc crowd is Alive watching this all unfold

Eventually the ceremony ends and Riley and Farkle lowkey lock theirselves in their apartment for the rest of the night

Everyone thinks they’re just embarrassed but they’re fucking cracking up hysterically like it took two hours to give Penny a bath because they couldn’t catch their breath

At some point they settle down a bit and call Maya and the three of them spend the rest of their night drowning in nostalgia

This is messy as fuck but I’m out of practice anyway

^ me when I think about gmw these days

#gmw #riarkle #maya hart #riley matthews #farkle minkus #asks #molly mumbles #this is So Bad I'm sorry #I had to rush it #bc food #but hope someone enjoyed #lol

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Me and Hwa are in the same time zone yet I missed his messages cause he texted between 2-4am again. Boy, go to sleep instead of acting romantic 🤚🏻

Btw I had an embarrassing dream about Seonghwa, full delulu mode and I can't stand this WHYYYYY I prefer when my dreams are messed up and nonsensical, that one was too realistic I need to bury myself six feet under, goodbye. It's probably my uterus, hate this bitch so bad it drives me craaaaazyyyyy

"kind of strange that ik exo since debut yet have two albums from them and ik ateez for more than half their time and have their entire discography 😀" - I heard it from so many people bestie, tbh despite me collecting Shinee for +10 years if we exclude the solo stuff I probably have more Ateez things, Stray Kids not sure because surprisingly JYPE is less into releasing things every 2 months hahsjqhdhahsgs. But my Ateez shelf is BUUUUSYYYY

Oh no should've thrown tomatoes at the kids, I'm so sorry you had to experience that 🔫

The only time I cared about people stealing was during inventory cause suddenly things didn't add up 😬 and it's true they don't pay enough so why should we care lol, also it's not like we can actually intervene it's security's job

I remember those Shrek figurines but I didn't have them cause I probably stopped eating McDonald's at that time, but my flatmate had the Puss in Boots one!

I had this doll I think I definitely had a Barbie with a dog so maybe it was her, but I remember her knee broke and I taped and bandaged it aldishusshhsja. I did that highlighter thing too 💀... but I also had a Barbie with hair accessories and you could change her hair colour. Something like this https://www.v2mshop.com/?product_id=129579710_46

The only dolls I have right now are two colour reveal Barbs I got from my friend who collects them. And I still own my Monster High babies, even though they're in a box 😭😅 Monster Monster High come on, don't be shy Monster High the party never dies!!! This song slaps so hard I sang it at a karaoke once 😂

Exactly, I think nowadays there are so many dramas a lot of characters are bland af especially the young ones. I love that we have more and more stories about people aged +25! When it comes to romance the stories are MUCH better, I have pretty low romance tolerance (depends on my mood) so I'm picky.

Three quizzes for you miss:

https://uquiz.com/quiz/Otxmw0?p=2837828

I got this lmaooo, bitch I'm not saving anyone please... I mean maybe I would it depends 🤔

the hunter: these guys might be the ones to come in and save the day, give the final girl a chance to escape or fight back, or they just might be outmatched by the killer and end up a victim themselves. Still, it's usually an interesting match. Arguably the strongest sane character in the movie.

https://uquiz.com/quiz/PLmZn9?p=564924

I have Pirate King but the description WHAT DOES IT MEAN lmao that ain't me for sure https://imgur.com/a/iXFaV8d 🤡

https://uquiz.com/quiz/ZICOep?p=2838767

I got open ending 👀 I actually really like those if I were to choose between an unfinished ending and SAD ending I'm definitely team open, it may be frustrating but I like making up my own theories. - DV 💖

HI!

Me and Hwa are in the same time zone yet I missed his messages cause he texted between 2-4am again. Boy, go to sleep instead of acting romantic 🤚🏻

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 he’s the sneaky link the type to text “you up?” YES BRO I AM 😭😭

FBMWBDKWHDKW PLS IM ABT TO GO SLEEP I JIST HOPE NO DELULU COMES bdb never dreamt abt hwa but bc im writing bodyguard rn yOu bet I WILL,,, WHAT EVEN WAS IT DBDB WHAT DELULU 👁👁

LMFAOOOO FBWNHD NO BC ITS SO TRUE??? i wanna rob ur shinee shelf so bad, i want the view albums so terribly bad u have no idea and sm 🔫 never 🔫 stocks 🔫 BFKWHDKS ATEEZ SHELF ALWAYS BUSY FR FR

Oh no should've thrown tomatoes at the kids, I'm so sorry you had to experience that 🔫

someone yelled at them to stop ☺️☺️

OH??? LMAOOO FBNSHDSJ PPL AT UR WORK LIKE COLLEAGUES ????? 👁 sussy👁 no, so true and then they fire u for not mentioning it as if ur job isn’t a stocker but a security guard 🔫

I remember those Shrek figurines but I didn't have them cause I probably stopped eating McDonald's at that time, but my flatmate had the Puss in Boots one!

OMG I RMR THE PUSS IN BOOTS !!

NAURRRR NOT THE TAPES 😭😭😭😭 i had this hannah montana doll and my brother cut her feet off 🔫 FBMWDJKW DID U SHAMPOO THE HAIR TOO 😭😭😭

omg monster high STOP DO U HAVE A CLEO DOLL???! ROBBING U RN omg ROBBING U 🔫 i have a strawberry shortcake doll 😭😭 and they smell like strawberries and lemons and blueberries too 😭😭

YEAH! def the romance and the writing has improved so much + the way they film now like the quality is truly 🤌🏼🤌🏼 FBWNBDEK no bc some romance just be straight cringe and ur ruins the entire thing even if they fit ur favourite actors 😭😭 omg have u watched w two worlds???

https://uquiz.com/quiz/Otxmw0?p=2837828 I got this lmaooo, bitch I'm not saving anyone please... I mean maybe I would it depends 🤔 the hunter: these guys might be the ones to come in and save the day, give the final girl a chance to escape or fight back, or they just might be outmatched by the killer and end up a victim themselves. Still, it's usually an interesting match. Arguably the strongest sane character in the movie.

i do not claim this energy, id be the third one to die i promise

https://uquiz.com/quiz/PLmZn9?p=564924 I have Pirate King but the description WHAT DOES IT MEAN lmao that ain't me for sure https://imgur.com/a/iXFaV8d 🤡

LMFAOOOO IM SCREAMING FBWNBFJWBDKWHFKWHDKW THE EMOJIS FHWKHDWKDHWK

https://uquiz.com/quiz/ZICOep?p=2838767 I got open ending 👀 I actually really like those if I were to choose between an unfinished ending and SAD ending I'm definitely team open, it may be frustrating but I like making up my own theories. - DV 💖

actually whej i first did this quiz a while back! i got open endings too! i didnt get it back then but now i got

the happy ending :

there's a lot you've had to struggle through. sometimes it even felt like a constant stream of negativity and pain, being swept up into a raging body of water. when you extended your arm to the people on the shore, they thought you were waving. you're such a good swimmer, after all, and you're so nice. even when coughing up saltwater you didn't lash out. you kept smiling and kept pulling others onto the riverbank, kept handing out pieces of advice and pieces of your heart, doing your ultimate best. i wish you'd known that even anger is something to be expressed. that your hurt is something to be pronounced out loud. that your pain is something to be acknowledged and softened. that absolutely nothing about you, not your flailing arms nor your saltwater tears nor your buried anger, is a mistake.

here’s a few for you !!! while i go sleep fbdhdh

1. https://uquiz.com/quiz/tCLOai/how-do-strangers-perceive-you

2. https://uquiz.com/quiz/nKO1Ls/what-do-you-smell-like

3. https://uquiz.com/quiz/rXB8JS/which-shinee-era-are-you?p=1388273

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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