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ppl in zombie media are way too blasé about shooting at close range and getting covered in bodily fluids like. if the bite infects you have to assume fluids are a vector. you can’t be getting covered in thaaattt
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RESPECT ALL ASPEC IDENTITIES EVEN IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THEM
Get this message onto everyone’s dash rn
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its okay to be a stupid bitch with no career aspirations ... embrace it
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I think the funniest possible thing to do in a low stakes situation when someone subtly insults you is to ask them to elaborate.
In Seattle I was explaining environmental DNA and a woman said it “tickled” her to hear someone with my accent (rural Appalachia) “talk about science.”
So I said, “oh! 🙂 What an interesting perspective. Can you tell me more about what you mean?”
As you can imagine it went badly for her very quickly.
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we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles
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theyre cute as a couple but the follower gap between them is a little ..... uncomfortable??
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babygirl I'm avoiding things that I don't even know about
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im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd
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