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luna-lovegreat · 4 months

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It's all "links meet aus" and "zeldas meet aus", but where's my "companions meet aus"?

I wanna see midna bash fi and navis heads together for annoying her

I mean can you imagine the sheer chaos of all the Zelda companions meeting and going on a journey together? They're all companions/guides! One of thems a talking hat for hylias sake how are they supposed to take initiative?

I think it'd be like Lu where they all just meet up, but can you imagine the chain just somehow finds out this happened (and twilight is just like guys I am so sorry about midna) (but they're also really oddly touched that all their friends met each other too)

Pretty sure midna would be the sort of leader, since the last time she was in a foreign world she just found the nearest dude and started ordering him around. By like halfway through twilight princess she was literally asking LINK to accompany her to get what she needed.

But like. 90% of the group would be fairies. Which can't heal. One is a talking hat who just needs a head? He can't go on midnas cause she throws him off with her magic hair, poor ezlo is just trying to keep up.

They also have these weird green shadows who come around? They don't talk, but there's a rock, a fish, a bird, and a lady who just appear and stab things and shoot wind water fire and lightning.

Also midnas really confused why wolf link just shows up and kills things every now and then (from botw amibo)

Fi is the one who can talk to Hylia and awaken memories and get guidance and information or whatever, but she only does this by ballerina dancing and the others are always pissed at her anyways "WE DONT KNOW WHAT BATTERIES ARE OR A WII REMOTE WILL YOU PLEASE GO BACK IN SWORD FORM ALREADY" "I detect there is a 90% chance you need a key to open this door" "wow. Your perception is unparalleled fi."

Also there's a boat. A boat. Who is also good at taking charging since he's a king, which causes some friction between him and midna, since she has to grab him by her hair to move him half the time.

And with the fairies. Again. They all offer advice mainly. And with the fairies a lot of their main role is speaking and getting attention and pitching in? They come on an intersection and there's a chorus of bells all shouting the same directions. Ezlo is trying to cover the kings ears from his place on the boats head

Also there's this ghost/spirit of Zelda that everyone just feels REALLY strong loyalty to. But she's just like this kid who wants her body back?! They try to protect her but she can turn into a purple knight and stab things so there's that. I think there's also some animal companions from ooa/oos so.

Side quests are nonexistent they don't care about a village or gathering frogs for a kid they are there to save the world on a mission linear plot it is

And it's interesting because you have so many of them who just vanish and then appear to give loud advice. All at once. And the fighting skills basically fall to those weird green shadows that shoot various elements and fight and randomly disappear. Midna and spirit Zelda can fight, and Fi can too (kind of like how she fights as a sword in hyrule warriors). Also up to you if midna is drop dead gorgeous or devilish imp.

By the end they find whatever enemy so they can go back and midna is so pissed by this point that she hears the word "batteries" from Fi and goes full on fused shadow and just obliterates the jerk

***I have not played all the games so do not know or understand all of the companions and probably got some stuff wrong

Bonus: there is a child in a village named Link who does not have the spirit of the hero. He is stalked for three days until Fi decides his vibes are off and they all stop telling him he's the chosen one

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robocops-a-christ-allegory · 1 year

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I still refuse to look at 40k lore but is there any further indications that OG Space Marines are gonna get thunder warrior’ed soon yet or is GW not going forward with that because it’d be too interesting.

#Yes it would piss off every single 40k stan but like you can just not make it impossible to still use OG Space Marine Models and shit #To avoid doing it for money reasons. Though I know GW would only do this for money reasons #I just think it'd be really funny ok

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surelysilly · 27 days

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i was reading about Klarion the witch boy.... for reasons... and something said he came to Earth specifically to harass humans... so... yeah...

i wanted to give him a very serious and cool mask like some of the ones in Dorohedoro but... this was funnier.

the devil knew exactly what she was doing.

Danny: Ok... Let me get this straight... You're from an alternative reality where devils make masks for magic users and you're just here to be annoying... culturally...? (No joke?)

Klarion: Yes. (Heh.)

Danny: (Wha...) ... Can you show me? (Are you lying?)

Klarion: The sheer awe of my greatness may stun you. (No.)

Danny: (...) I'll be fine. *squints*

Klarion: Very well. (uwu)

Klarion: Behold. (Impressed?)

Danny, stunned, dying laughing internally: (OMG.) O-Oh. (He's serious.)

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc art #dont read my tags it's SPOILERS LOL #dorohedoro #for the uninitiated is REALLY GOOD teehee #dp x dc au #i just think it'd be REALLY funny #someone will laugh at him eventually and he WILL punkify the mask in an attempt to make it cooler #litu au #dont ask questions... ok do ask me questions im a blabber mouth when tempted #if u cant read the text it's under the cut #batpoopart

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lunawish · 2 months

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tav character but they're a 10 year old bard

#ooc.#obviously we will NOT have the flirting and romance n shit but I'm specifying so there's no doubt abt that HHHH #I just think it'd be funny if a group of adults were like ok we'll let them be the leader bc otherwise we'll be pestered to ahit #and then grow really fond of them

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gloriousmonsters · 9 months

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read camp dama.scus. enjoyed some stuff, really wish i didn't have the experience so often reading a book that's Good and Progressive and about Queer Affirmation etc of feeling like i'm side-eying the author like 'and you know that delineating the people that oppose you as pure evil that therefore deserves torture or death or being eliminated from society entirely is bad, right? you know that, right??'

#it's kind of funny bc the main character is a jack chick tract atheist in a way bc #she rejects her religion (REALLY quickly and easily lol) and immediately starts... conceiving of HERSELF as a prophet/god #as in. starts making up 'bible' verses that are about Her and how awesome she is #and how she's going to bring down her enemies with the righteous flaming sword of vengeance and wrath and truth etc #which i would love as a character Thing if the narrative didn't just treat this as 'super metal' with absolutely no further examination #(seriously she casually drops that she's been making up bible-style verses abt herself and her ideas #in convo with her Token Good Christian friend. by CITING ONE OF THEM #LIKE IT'S A BIBLE VERSE. and then going 'o yeah i've been making those up'#and her friend's reaction is just 'haha that's sick' and moving on)#listen i'm all for god complexes and edgy bullshit but the presentation along w the general #descriptions of the Enemy as 'cartoonishly pure evil' and implicit 'haha nice!' around the idea of THEM getting tortured forever #just leaves me ://///#i might be oversensitive to this after stuff like Sorrowland and Pet but.... just. ech. i wish i didn't have to play the game of #'do you think torture is ok if it's someone you don't like?' and 'do you consider people who do bad things as human?' in the first place #also it was just a HUGELY underwritten book lol it'd make a decent movie but viewed as a book it gets funnier the longer i think about it #was marketed as conversion camp horror. 0 conversion camp content bc IT ALREADY HAPPENED #0 relationship development bc the two people the MC connects with she ALREADY HAD RELATIONSHIPS WITH. THAT SHE FORGOT #so you can 'i'm falling for x again' all you want dr tingle that's not what's happening the work is not there #also ofc the other two people are just. The Tech Guy and The Cool Hot Nice Love Interest (2 aesthetic traits no personality)#so yeah like. some very good horror moments/concepts! but some Problems. For Sure #vic talks #book talk

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heartburstings · 1 month

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i think it'd be funny if laios and falin had the exact same taste in people. they're also very bad at recognizing when they have any taste in people.

#wynn speaks #i was thinking abt how laios and falin are rlly similar #and how the marcille n laios moments could b kind of a window to seeing how marcille and falin gel together--just also wildly different #similar but different y'know. u have to adjust it. for the yuri factor of course.#and then i was like wait. LOL #i also think it'd be really funny if the moment someone started crushing on one of them #they have a tendency to go ''well they're obviously DIFFERENT from their sibling. idk how to word it but they ARE''#meanwhile anyone who is free from the touden swag is like. wdym. they're like if you cut a person down the middle.#and of course. obviously of course. this is all much funnier in my girl laios world #they look Even More The Same.#just with different haircuts #poor marcille is on a quest to save her gf with her gf's sister who looks just like her but w shorter hair #and is also a freak. of course. unlike falin who is not a freak at all of course. it's different when it's falin ok?#save her. someone save her. please

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heartbeetz · 2 months

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Funniest thing to me about fandom people predominantly shipping Anton with PҽppᎥno (who I hc as trans) is that I can make chaser jokes. Like hmm... your ex husband was and trans and so is your new husband? Curious... (<- being a dick about it on purpose bc it's funny)

#I'm allowed to make chaser jokes bc I'm trans ok? thanks 👍#sorry if this is fucked up of me #I genuinely think it's funny. especially bc I KNOW it'd be completely on accident #he finds out jazz is also trans and is like ''oh fuck is he gonna think I'm into him just bc of that''#(<- guy who is so oblivious and didn't clock him at all whatsoever)#when pino and jazz were still together anton was like ''oh so you guys are t4t then. that's cool''#and he's trying SOOOO hard to make it really really clear he's normal about trans people #(bc he is)#but seeing two transfags in a relationship and going ''fuck I have to be their third'' unfortunately lends itself very well to chaser jokes #sorry anton ily ♡#two isn't even bad at all. it's not like that post about the guy who had soooo many trans exes akhfkahfk #but I like being a jerk 👍#roz posts #♡: 🔨🎰🥃#s: it's happy hour

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wingsofhcpe · 1 year

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amber is growing on me and she's kinda cute with wilson but I am still thinking about that hilson & amberteen double date one-shot I wanna write I'm sorry.

#mar watches house md #i just think thirteen deserves a gf ok??? my canon bisexual wife <333 #plus it'd be really funny for amber to just find out wilson is Not into women at All in like... the first week of their relationship lmao #hilson #amber x thirteen #greg house #james wilson #amber volakis #remy thirteen hadley

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todayisafridaynight · 5 months

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god WILL you just be able to wail on bosses as kiryu in LAD8 ??????

#snap chats #cause of course im thinking of lad8 while eating dinner #no cause like. while i was playing the demo i dont think the enemies actually counter attack yeah #which i guess makes sense since they're just grunts and since dragon resurgence is like an ultimate ability yk #makes sense they dont do much #so im just wondering how boss fights will go then... i know you get a demo boss fight with. I Forget His Name Im Not Googling It #and i couldnt build the meter to active DR I Dont Think so now im wondering if it'll even be an option to have in boss fights......#it'd be funny as hell if you really did just hoard DR and then unleash that shit and finish a fight like ten seconds #cause the DR meter is LONG and drains REAL slow #anyway unrelated why teh fuck do so many people smell like baby powder tonight ?????#ok bye im gonna make another text post in like ten minutes

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raiiny-bay · 2 years

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happy bday to my lil guy <3

#ts4 #gl:ex #marky #or as dhes would say ''happy birthday you sweater-vest-wearing know-it-all fucking nerd''#they're cousins he can say that #it's ok #honestly writing from marky's pov is my favorite #ik ik you'd think it'd be kel but nope !#it's marcus #i just think he's funny. that's all.#i think it would be kind of interesting to like... talk abt/explain how the kids' narrative voices/inner monologues differ from one another #like... sentence structure. word use. what kinds of things they notice or what they choose to focus on. etc #bc i do really try to make them different #some are similar ofc bc i'm the one writing it & like my voice bleeds through but there are some differences i've noticed #especially when writing in marky's pov. his is the most unique i think

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beatrixstonehill2 · 4 months

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"Jesus, these things are going to fill my lap in another couple months. Don't get me wrong, I'm happy my college signed me up for this clinical trial, but I am starting to get a bit concerned with how massive and heavy my boobs are going to get. Like.... only a few months ago I was a C-Cup. They're already humongous..... The people at the trial make me strip in front of a bunch of pharmaceutical execs. They weigh my breasts, poke and prod them, squeeze them, crush them in vices, and sometimes they even inject huge syringes of saline right into them, one after another, making them even more swollen and huge, telling me these saline treatment are 'just part of the trial'. I think they just like filling my boobs with a gallon of saline each to see me struggle to keep my back straight.

I ask them how long the trial will go on, how many more months I need to take the breast growth pills. Like, they clearly work..... But they just tell me as long as possible to test the limits of the medicine. I try to get them to tell me how big my boobs will get and they avoid the question, telling me not to worry and enjoy them. I tell them my back hurts really bad now and they laugh. I say, 'It won't be so funny if my spine snaps and I wind up paralyzed!' The scientists and execs just shrug and tell me when my spine snaps they'll ensure I have every possible accommodation to complete my diploma. They never say 'if', they say 'when'.....

I try to tell them I don't want to wind up paralyzed, but they say it's not really a big deal and I'll be able to live a perfectly fulfilling life, that their research is what's important. I got frustrated one time and blurted out that I won't be able to feel my pussy or when guys fuck me. They told me it's a good thing, men can be as rough as they want and I won't even feel it. I guess they have a point, that's kind of nice. I said I'll miss cumming, and they told me my pussy will still cum. I might not feel it, but it'll react physically on its own and squirt if men fuck me hard enough and rub/smack my clit enough. I guess that's OK...... as long as men can still make me squirt. It'll suck not feeling it but it'll be kinda fun to watch men have their way with me.

I guess I'm really dedicated to this clinical trial after all. And I'd be lying if I said I wasn't having fun growing such a giant pair of boobs. Soon they'll fill my lap and probably get way bigger. They'll weigh well over 100lbs each.... I'll need help to do just about anything regardless of whether or not my poor spine gives out. But I do agree..... I think it'd be more fun if it did, plus the people running the trial seem excited for it to happen. So, I don't wanna disappoint them. Hopefully my boobs get so humongous they totally surround me..... I wonder how much saline the team running the trial will pump into them for fun after that? A whole bathtub's worth? My boobs will be so fucking swollen and impossible to budge. All I'll be will be a poor, stationary girl who'll really only exist to serve cock; what else are such monstrous breasts useful for? And the rest of me will be a playground for men to use however they see fit. At least I don't need to be able to move to do therapy sessions online once I graduate and become a psychiatrist. Maybe I'll hold in person sessions anyway and judge my patients' mental state on how harshly they treat my gigantic breasts? With any luck it'll be a revolutionary new approach other girls decide to imitate. Wouldn't that be nice? ❤️"

#breast expansion #be #enormous breasts #breast inflation #gigantic breasts #immobility kink #dark kinks

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nyancrimew · 10 months

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i actually think i should always have in ear monitors in and a whole cast of supporting staff who can give me corrections or funny jokes or directors instructions in my ear, not even from a "i am so bad at this life shit" standpoint (but ok also that) but i just think it'd be really funny, "sorry yea no my script supervisor said it'd be bad for plot continuity if i came to your party yea no it sucks i know"

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eggplant-avenger · 2 years

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i think that when the california gang finally reunites with team hawkins that argyle should share his weed with the babysitters club i think nancy deserves a fat bong rip after volume 1

#the teens of stranger things would be a god tier rotation ok #i just think they should do a that 70s show nod it'd be really funny #stranger things

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jashne-bahaaraa · 2 years

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i stay in ap for 2 days and now i get offended when ppl refer to me as "dhaniki"

#ok maybe it's bc someone i really hate called me that but djdjdjjd #i just got so offended when i heard her say ''asalu dhaniki ardham ayindha'' like hello???? how dare you #i should tell T this lol #but i think it'd be super funny bc i told her just yesterday that that's how we speak lmaooo #i was like ''we don't mean any offense by that but that's just how we speak''#how shocking must it be when you first move to a place where ppl speak the same language but there's a difference in the way you speak?#esp if you're used to the polite way of speaking???#and you come here and ppl are like nuvvu annadu andhi #man i think i should ask her that lol #this post is specifically for future me who's going thru my personal posts tag btw #gosh i had so much fun tho #ny.personal

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aetheternity · 2 years

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He loves me, I love him not

Synopsis: When he tells you he loves you and you don't say it back. {So like forever ago I don't remember how long, there used to be this Tiktok trend where a person wouldn't say I love you back to their partner and film their reaction.} That's the idea behind this but it's not really a modern au. The boys aren't being filmed. You're just messing with them.

Disclaimer: No pronouns used/gender specified. Not a modern au just straight up fluffy stuff with a small amount of angst in Chongyun's part.

Characters: Aether, Chongyun, Tighnari, Venti, Scaramouche.

A/N: I want to write a new 5wirl post so bad but I also doubly realized how much I enjoy writing for Tighnari. So you guys will have to suffer till I get bored of him.

Venti

☆ He says he loves you so often that your reply has become second nature. So much so that you worry you might not be able to trick him like this.

☆ Yeah part of it was because he was the absolute cutest and sweetest boyfriend ever. But the far louder side of your brain nagged on about how you'd end up hurting his feelings.

☆ Though you pushed those worries aside and did it regardless. It was just a test of sorts after all: "I love you." He mumbled sweetly into your ear as the two of you sat side by side, feasting on apples and bread for breakfast.

☆ The words sat on the tip of your tongue, an equally affectionate reply replaying in your brain. "Mhm." You settled on.

☆ His head swiveled towards you so fast you could've sworn it'd disconnect from his body. Though it only took a glimpse of the corner of your eye for a small smile to stretch across his face.

☆ "Not feeling it this morning, Windblume?" His words so close to your ear cause the hairs against your neck to raise and you let a little shudder flow down your spine. "Or maybe you just feel like teasing."

☆ "Ven.." You cut off at the feeling of his lips on your cheek.

☆ "It's ok." He giggles "Though if you ever genuinely don't feel like saying it back, don't worry I understand."

☆ "I love you too, so much."

Tighnari

☆ Listen he rarely ever says these three words. Not because he doesn't feel as strongly for you as you do him or because he's heartless. He just doesn't want to overuse the phrase. He thinks it should mean something every time.

☆ And it's been a while since he last said it so at this moment he just stops, deadpanning in the doorway.

☆ No words to break the awkward tension just a full blown not blinking staring contest.

☆ "What?" You gaze back at him innocently

☆ "Don't play dumb, I believe I said something very romantic and heartfelt a moment ago."

☆ "Did you??" You continue to tease, pulling a confused expression for effect.

☆ And yeah sure you could spend the whole day trying not to let a grin slip as his unamused grimace gets darker. But of course you slip and say it back. Just be prepared for him to be the petty bastard he is and revoke kissing privileges later.

☆ What do you mean he's dodging your kisses? He's just busy right now. Guess you'll have to wait till he stops finding your annoyed huffs funny.

Aether

☆ He says it at least once every time he sees you for two reasons: One the constant fear that the next time he sees you will be the last. And two he's just naturally affectionate in that way.

☆ So yeah: this time when he says it and he's met with pure silence he's more than a little worried. He's not exactly looking at you right now. He's cleaning the last of the dishes in the sink, while you dust the living room only a few feet away.

☆ He ponders over whether or not you heard him or maybe in fact he just hadn't heard you. So he just repeats himself, waiting a bit anxiously for a reply. Though this time he notices the quick flinch of your shoulders and the way your cheeks puff only to relax a second later.

☆ Suddenly your little game is exposed. He dries his hands, walking up behind you quietly enough that you don't hear him coming.

☆ He soon enjoys the wriggle of your hips in his grasp as he pulls you off the table you'd been standing on. Gently he lowers you to the ground his kisses swiftly covering every inch of your face. A soft murmur of "I love you" pressed into every spot on your face until all you could do was breathlessly wheeze his name.

☆ Now you can't help but state the words back outright. Your beaming grin and adoring eyes giving you away before you could even utter it.

☆ But Aether's, Aether so of course neither of you are moving from that spot till he gets the appropriate amount of kisses and love you's back.

Chongyun

☆ Another one who doesn't say he loves you often but he knows what displaying those emotions can do to him plus he's a little shy. It's ok you live with it.

☆ Today had been sort of rare though. He'd been off the whole day, just meditating during the early morning and training until the sun had finally set.

☆ Unlike Xingqiu, you didn't play pranks on Chongyun. Actually you were the one who normally took care of him after Xingqiu's latest prank. But you felt a sort of playful mood arise. Perhaps not seeing your boyfriend today had stirred up some energy in you.

☆ He slipped into his side of the bed like he always did, reaching out to intertwine your hands. "Goodnight Name, I love you." He whispered

☆ "Goodnight, Yun." You shifted closer to him, eyelids drawing shut.

☆ You can feel every shift of the mattress as Chongyun wiggles about, hand holding yours a little tighter and then suddenly everything stills.

☆ You almost pretend to wake up but he takes the choice away, taping your shoulder.

☆ "Name, Did I upset you? You always say you love me back.." His eyes shift between each of yours as he nibbles the popsicle. (You honestly can't imagine where he got it from.)

☆ "Yun.."

☆ "Is it because I didn't spend the day with you? I probably should've have, shouldn't I.. I didn't mean to be a bad boyfriend.. I'm more accustomed to training on days off and-"

☆ And of course you have to kiss his cheek and talk him down because he won't stop worrying.

☆ "I'm so sorry Yun. And I do love you."

☆ The light pink dusting his cheeks makes the pang in your chest lighter as you pull the blankets up to cover you. (Not him cause heat.)

☆ "I am thankful you were just pranking me." He mutters into your collarbone. "But next time if you do can you just do it the way Xingqiu does instead?"

☆ If you love him at all you will never do that shit again.

Scaramouche

☆ He's surprisingly spontaneous with how infrequently he'll tell you he loves you. Someday's he'll say it when he first sees you and then again at night. Other days you won't hear the phrase uttered at all.

☆ To be fair It's always a little shocking to hear how easily those words come to him no matter how long the relationship has gone on for.

☆ He's just sort of laying in your lap when you decide to test him. His head cradled by your thighs. Your hands carding sections of his hair away from his closed eyes.

☆ A little sigh falls off his lips before those affectionate words fall off his lips. You opt for pure silence however. Keeping a blank expression as best as possible as his eyes soon fixate on you from his spread out angle.

☆ "Didn't you hear me?" He asks

☆ "Hmm?"

☆ His hand reaches up to take your wrist, "I said, I love you."

☆ "Ok, heard you loud and clear." You give him a thumbs up.

☆ You only get a split second view but his grimace is instantly noticeable. "You can be so annoying sometimes."

☆ "Scara wait!" You can't hide your giggles as you trot along behind him but he doesn't even bother to stop walking.

☆ Don't worry he's already accepted your apology. He just really hates your little pranks.

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