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penelope garcia x reader nsfw alphabet
writing for penelope because i have nothing for her yet and it is a crime how little content there is out there for her x reader so this happened
warnings: power bottom garcia, a bit of bondage, smut obviously so if you are an itty bitty little one (under 18) don't read this. save your innocence <3
requests are open btw
A= Aftercare (what they’re like after the act)
big softie. the cuddles and care hotel if you will. she will do anything to make sure you are comfy and happy after. she is literally the most caring person you will ever meet so it makes sense she takes very good care of you after you have sex.
B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)
your ass tbh. she loves watching you when you are wearing low cut bottoms or tighter jeans than normal. it would make it so hard for her to focus on anything. she also loves how easy it is to fluster you when she sneakily grabs you
garcia is, as we know, an amazingly confident woman (i mean she has confidence i can only dream of having) so i feel like she loves all of her body and doesn't really focus on one part
C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)
she loves cumming on your face and fingers. her lying back on the bed and you between her thighs, your only focus being getting her to cum.
D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)
she loves to tease you. subtle whispers and touches when you're both at work, wearing a particularly low cut dress one day just to see you blush. she also loves dressing up for you. when you come home after a long case she will have a new, lacy lingerie ready to surprise you with.
E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)
yes of course she does. penelope is a genius in the office and a genius in the bedroom. she knows 100% what she is doing
F= Favorite position
hmmmmmm, i think she likes you on top so she can watch your face as you ride her strap.
G= Goofy (how serious are they)
not very serious as we know her to be. penelope will happily have a bit of a laugh during sex and is always ready to lighten the mood.
H= Hair (grooming habits)
she doesn't spend too much time on it, but she is well groomed and takes care of herself.
I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)
once again it's penelope garcia, she is definitely a romantic in the bedroom
J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)
i think she would. if you're away on a case and she gets to go home for awhile i think she does, especially if she misses you. but i also think she'd want to incorporate you in some way too. so i think she'd send you some kind of video or something as she finished, just to tease you that bit more
K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)
well i think she's definitely a power bottom. she likes to have control but also have you be on top y'know. but sometimes i think she likes to tie your hands to the headboard with something fluffy and pink so your body is at her complete mercy and she can tease you in any way she likes.
L= Location (where they like to get it on)
is happy to go at it on the couch (or over the kitchen table like that one time) but does prefer being in bed because it's more comfortable and you can go for longer
M= Motivation (things that makes them tick/turn ons)
you. that's pretty much it.
N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)
i don't think she'd be into like degrading you or anything like that. and i don't think she'd ever hurt you in bed
O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)
she loves receiving but even more she loves to give. the moans you let off give her so much pleasure that she could cum without even being touched
P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)
it depends on how long it's been. she can last but if you haven't been together in a while she struggles to last and you end up going a few times on those nights
Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)
she's not much of a fan of quickies, she likes to take her time with you and make sure you know how much she loves you
R= Risk (do they like to try new things)
yes she's always up for new things if you are
S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)
she can go like 3/4 times if it's been awhile tbh she's got a lot of stamina.
T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)
HECK YEAH. she loves toys. in fact it's rare you have sex without a toy being involved. definitely has a pink strap she uses to fuck you. and in those times she has to take care of things herself if you're away she defo uses a vibrator
U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)
big teaser as i've said. she will be eating you out and then. just stop. and you're like ???? no pls don't do that come on penny. and she just laughs at how desperate you sound.
V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)
yes i think she's quite loud but equally i think she talks. calling you all sorts of pet names and encouraging you
W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort)
has a fantasy of fucking you over her desk, she just hasn't figured out the logistics yet
X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)
.... *crickets* someone make one of these with women in mind
Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)
very high sex drive. always up for a good fuck
Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)
she likes to make sure you're all a-ok afterwards and when she has guaranteed you are, you both will fall asleep around the same time.
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paintedvanilla’s good omens fic recommendations
here we have something I’ve been too shy to make for a while because. to be straight with you. more than half of these are explicit. and well. yeah.
works listed in escalating rating order (general -> teen -> mature -> explicit)
everything is completed unless otherwise noted.
Title: Bowties
Author: dvldegg ( @caerdroia )
Rating: General
Word Count: 776
Summary: “Newt needs help tying his bowtie. Crowley makes fun of Aziraphale. It's just a typical weekend.”
My Notes: This fic caused me to overdose on domestic cuteness.
Title: anywhere i go you go, my dear
Author: chamaenerion
Rating: General
Word Count: 1,533
Summary: “After the Apocalypse-that-wasn't, Crowley is reluctant to leave Aziraphale's side.”
My Notes: I will literally die i swear to god this has nervous and protective crowley and he’s clingy and overall I just wanted to scream I love him I love my boy and they’re so in love and they should always be allowed to be together
Title: Getting a Wiggle On
Author: Kedreeva
Rating: General
Word Count: 7,293
Summary: “Crowley's prank to leave Aziraphale with fake eggs to babysit does not go remotely as planned.”
My Notes: You’ve probably seen this concept floating around tumblr but this fic made me GENTLE because i have daddy issues and whenever people are like “crowley and aziraphale as parents” i have a fucking heart attack
Title: Adopt Don’t Shop - A Good Meowmans Fanfic
Author: lucky_spike
Rating: General
Word Count: 12,434
Summary: “Inspired by Chekhov's cat AU comics 'Good Meowmens', here is a fanfic in which Anathema and Newt are humans, and Aziraphale and Crowley are cats. Not disguised as cats, not trapped in cat bodies, just actual elderly cats that are inseparable.”
My Notes: I know some people think au’s like this are kinda weird but this one is so fucking charming to me idk??? I literally ate this shit up I love being gentle and reading about cats who are in love.
Title: Not Alone
Author: superqueerdanvers
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 937
Summary: “Crowley and Anathema are supposed to meet Aziraphale at the movies, but they can't find a parking place, and they have a heart-to-heart about disability.”
My Notes: I experienced feelings and also emotions while reading this and now i’m a different person
Title: bastard child of water
Author: smallredboy ( @smallredb0y )
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 15,622
Summary: “After a grave mistake, Crowley, a merman, is transformed into a human and exiled out of the sea. Issues crop up as he grows used to his new body, to his new friends and to his new job. But when a merman he's seen in passing pokes his head out of the water one afternoon, Crowley will fall for him and look for a way to regain his body.”
My Notes: THIS FIC MAKES ME LOSE MY SHIT i bribed dave with real life money to finish it and every day i’m thankful i made that decision because this fic is SO. FUCKING. GOOD. IT’S TENDER!! IT’S GENTLE!! IT MAKES ME LOSE MY GODDAMN MIND!!!!!
Title: Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach
Author: Nnm
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 99,423
Summary: “As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
His clothing was expensive and stylish;
He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
He looked angry;
He was wearing sunglasses.”
My Notes: OH!!!!!!!! MY GOD!!!!!!!!! THIS FIC DESTROYED ME EMOTIONALLY!!!!!!! IT RIPPED MY FUCKING HEART OUT AND FORCED ME TO DEAL WITH #ISSUES AND JUST OVERALL TURNED ME INTO A DISASTER!!!! I READ THIS SHIT IN ONE SITTING!!! I WAS HOOKED!!!! EVEN NOW JUST THINKING ABOUT IT IS DEALING PSYCHIC DAMAGE!!!!!! PLEASE READ THIS!!!
Title: The Odd One Out
Author: RainyDayDecaf
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 2,948
Summary: “It takes being thrown into another universe and meeting other versions of himself to make Aziraphale realize there is something wrong with the way his Crowley treats him.”
My Notes: A product of the shit-script, literally had me feeling emotions but also giggling because movie!Aziraphale deserves to be LOVED.
Title: A Single Feather
Author: qwanderer
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 2,521
Summary: “Here's the thing. Demons must be good at improv, at hiding reactions, at carrying on no matter what. They can’t show a moment of vulnerability, not to each other, and certainly not to angels. They were supposed to be tough, untrusting, paranoid bastards, or else.
So Crowley had developed a highly honed skill of automatically bullshitting, boasting, and mocking while covering up his true emotions, and it was in full force now.”
My Notes: I’m a simple woman. I see a nesting fic, I click on it. And it makes me emotional and afterwards I have to lay face down on the floor.
Title: Untouched
Author: Etaleah
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 3,531
Summary: “A demon's life is a lonely one. What Crowley wants is so simple, yet he can never have it.”
My Notes: I will literally fly into the sun if I see the tag “touch starved crowley” i will scream at the top of my lungs. Somebody please hold this demon.
Title: Penance
Author: Blissymbolics
Rating: Mature
Word Count: 5,910
Summary: “And for a while, it’s enough.
It’ll happen, Crowley tells himself. This time, it’ll finally happen.”
My Notes: Listen. This fic destroyed me, it made me tender horny and just overall ruined my night in the best way possible. I’m having a crisis over it as we speak.
Title: Starved
Author: Fyre
Rating: Mature
Word Count: 6,351
Summary: “The first time the angel touches him, it’s as they descend from the walls of Eden.
It’s nothing, only a hand put out to steady him. A kindness. And yet a thousand memories from life below make Crawly flinch instinctively at the contact. It’s stupid, really, and he’s sure the angel doesn’t notice. He doesn’t stop to consider the fact that the angel’s hand was soft and for a moment, his skin tingled where it touched. Not right away, anyway.”
My Notes: AHH!! Crowley really said “I am touch starved please love me” like!! Imagine craving someone’s touch for SIX THOUSAND YEARS!! I’D GO BONKERS!! THIS FIC MADE ME GO BONKERS!!
Title: can you keep me close (can you love me most)
Author: taizi
Rating: Mature
Word Count: 3,268
Summary: “When his angel stretches out a hand, cupid’s bow mouth curved into a familiar smile, Crowley knows better. When he’s led to his own bedroom, pushed down amidst the silk sheets and hastily miracled pillows and a sinful duvet, when Aziraphale leans over him and the whole world seems to hang right there in his eyes, Crowley knows that this is not his to keep. It’s not for him to have this.”
My Notes: I can will and must LITERALLY EXPLODE the tension in this one is palatable and I snort hurt/comfort like cocaine.
Title: please, could you be tender?
Author: deadgreeks
Rating: Mature
Word Count: 6,262
Summary: “The first kiss is only the beginning of a relationship. Crowley and Aziraphale need to talk about things. That is not their strong suit.”
My Notes: I ache and I yearn for this type of content they are literally. They are LITERALLY… I’m going to burst into flames.
Title: The Quiet, Persistent, Gnawing Unease
Author: LillipopCop
Rating: Mature
Word Count: 20,850
Summary: “An exploration of the serious toll Hell's physical and psychological grip has taken on Crowley since his Fall.”
My Notes: Fics where Crowley experiences emotional distress own my ass.
Title: Make a Little Birdhouse in Your Soul
Author: Zolac_no_Miko
Rating: Mature
Word Count: 10,573
Summary: “It was a compulsion that he couldn’t quite define. A burning in his blood, a tingle on the palms of his hands. A restlessness that drove him to art galleries, antique stores, and street markets, seeking some object that would please Aziraphale. Something beautiful, or something useful—something he would want to keep. It started with little things, small tokens that didn’t require a special occasion: an embroidered silk bookmark; a rare and delicate tea from the highlands of China; a steel pen and inkwell to replace Aziraphale’s quill pen, and then a fountain pen to replace that. And then things started to get out of hand.”
My Notes: Another nesting fic that almost wiped me the fuck out.
Title: Crown of Thorns [The Walls, the Wainscot, and the Mouse] 'Verse
Author: irisbleufic ( @irisbleufic )
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 275,000
Summary: ““D’you realize,” [Crowley] said, “that we never tire of things humans get bored with on the regular?” Aziraphale shrugged, lazily basking. “I’ve always assumed it’s that we don’t tire of each other.””
My Notes: Please for the love of god and all that is holy if you have not read this fic, read it. I consider it canon.
Title: fires of the flesh, both literal and figurative
Author: mercuryhatter
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 2,726
Summary: “Pretty standard "there's a sex curse and Crowley has to have way too many orgasms or be discorporated" stuff.”
My Notes: Yeah this is. Where I’m gonna start to get shy about my notes. It’s funny and it’s hot. Yeah.
Title: The Understanding
Author: Zetared
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 37,918
Summary: “Crowley is untethered. Aziraphale knows how to secure a knot. (He’s read many books on the subject, after all).”
My Notes: In which the underlying plot is a little strange but the overlying porn is very good.
Title: Come Fuck Me Hips
Author: AgentStannerShipper
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 3,471
Summary: “Crowley has had a fantasy about Aziraphale for centuries now. Too bad the angel would never take him up on it. Except, as it turns out, he absolutely would.”
My Notes: Everybody has read this and if you haven’t then you better because it’s. It’s good.
Title: If I Regard Iniquity
Author: elektratios
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 1,912
Summary: ““Aziraphale…” Crowley’s mouth worked a bit but no more words would come out. He cleared his throat. “Aziraphale, there’s no,” he gestured vaguely, “iniquity here.” He winced at his choice of words. “No-one is watching, no-one is judging. It’s just us.””
My Notes: I will literally dunk myself in the trash holy shit. It’s. It’s good.
Title: that pulse of my nights and days
Author: Ark
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 1,694
Summary: “Aziraphale laughs, the delighted, breathy giggle he gives after his second bottle of champagne. “Such a shame we didn’t come to this sooner,” he says, pulling back and—oh, naughty angel!—increasing the length and girth of his cock when he pushes back in. Crowley gasps, and Aziraphale—greedy, too!—tilts in to swallow the sound from his lips, flicks his tongue against Crowley’s as though chasing after the flavor of this elongated pleasure.”
My Notes: This one is uh. This is a dirty one. It’s good but it sure is filthy.
Title: A Home at the Beginning of the World
Author: stereobone
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 5,867
Summary: “"Oh," Aziraphale says. "I think Crowley might have moved in with me."”
My Notes: Everyone has read this one too but for good reason because it’s fucking amazing and makes me wanna scream.
Title: The One In Which Crowley Discovers Wanking
Author: for_autumn_i_am
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 5,784
Summary: “It began, like most memorable events in Crowley’s life did, with a bad decision; like most bad decisions, it involved poor impulse control and copious amounts of alcohol. The Antichrist had been born, and he put on lipstick and kitten heels to deal with it, but knew that the clock was ticking, and at times when time was slipping away, it helped to hold onto a bottle of gin.”
My Notes: It’s what the title says and it’s hot.
Title: Love Hath Made Thee A Tame Snake
Author: thehoyden
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 3,484
Summary: “He was the bloody Serpent of Eden, and he wasn’t going to stand for this kind of flagrant trespassing.”
My Notes: It’s uhhhhhhh… it’s hot!
Title: A Bolt From The Heavens
Author: coloursflyaway
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 11,235
Summary: “Aziraphale is going to show Crowley just how much he is loved. Through touch.”
My Notes: I will LITERALLY collapse on the floor… it’s too much for me
Title: Say Amen
Author: SinningPlumpPrincess
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 1,967
Summary: “Despite being in a relationship, they still long and yearn for each other.
Despite being in a relationship, Crowley can't get over that Aziraphale loves touching him.”
My Notes: I’m a very simple woman. I see a fic tagged “dry humping” and I click on it.
Title: Praise Be to Crowley
Author: FishingforCrows
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 2,306
Summary: “A simple comment from Aziraphale gets an unexpected reaction from Crowley. Aziraphale is curious to see what happens if he repeats the same comment in the bedroom.”
My Notes: It has praise kink crowley how am I not supposed to find it hot.
Title: Tea for One
Author: Kaesa
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 3,072
Summary: “Crowley doesn't have a lot of complaints about sex with Aziraphale, but he can't help being miffed when Aziraphale stops just to have another sip of tea.”
My Notes: A two for one: funny and sexy
Title: rest yourself with me
Author: sabinelagrande
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 3,380
Summary: “Crowley has a wonderful invention that he's just dying to try.”
My Notes: It’s funny and it’s hot what more could you ask for?
Title: let the rivers fill
Author: focusfixated
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 4,996
Summary: ““Darling,” Aziraphale answered. “I’m here.” His hand stroked through Crowley’s hair, teasing out the snarls of red that tangled around his fingers, matted with sweat and knotted where Crowley had thrashed his head against the pillows. “Can you turn over for me, love?” Weakly, Crowley’s eyes flickered down, and he saw the angel blushing, as if now, suddenly, of all things, he had succumbed to reticence. He was sat back on his knees, and the soft accordion folds of him were dewy with sweat and moonlight. His heart constricting somewhere in his useless chest, Crowley turned over, and spread his legs.”
My Notes: I see overstimulation and I fucking floor it. Please never stop writing fics where they have limitless stamina.
Title: sweet just like frustration
Author: teatales
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 7,174
Summary: “Crowley danced on the line between self-serving and selfless when it came to Aziraphale. He would do anything, anything for the angel. Anything he asked, anything he suggested, anything he needed but didn’t say aloud. But Crowley was also a terribly, desperately greedy thing. And oh, how he wanted. Wanted Aziraphale with every damned fibre of his infernal being. Wanted to be good for him; so, so good that he would never want to leave. Crowley wanted to be the best, his only, his everything. As much as he wished to lie there in exquisite rapture - he was nothing if not lazy - he needed to at least attempt to communicate all that he felt. To make Aziraphale feel even a quarter of what he experienced. He had to try.”
My Notes: Just LOOK at that summary. How can I read that summary without being expected to fucking faint. Jesus christ!!
Title: The Human Way
Author: battle_cat
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 2,780
Summary: “They're finally about to fuck on the bookshop couch and Aziraphale wants to know what Crowley wants.”
My Notes: I SEE A FIC WHERE CROWLEY DOESN’T KNOW WHAT HE WANTS AND IS JUST TRYING TO MAKE AZIRAPHALE HAPPY AND I BURST INTO FLAMES
Title: We Waited Long Enough
Author: syrupfactory
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 4,170
Summary: “After a few months of (finally) officially dating, Aziraphale is a little hurt when Crowley seems amused by his eagerness for sex. Why? Because Aziraphale actually wants way, way more. Fortunately, that's a fun problem to solve.”
My Notes: THEY EACH THINK THE OTHER ISN’T AS INTERESTED IN HAVING SEX AS THEY ARE AND THEN THEY HAVE MARATHON SEX AND I’M SWEATING.
Title: As Advertised on TV
Author: Mr_Customs_Man
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 1,045
Summary: “Everything that Crowley knew about sex, he learned from watching movies. As fun as movies are, they don't provide a comprehensive sex education. Needless to say, he has some misconceptions in regards to the act.”
My Notes: This is NOT a sexy fic!! It is sad and it wrenches my heart and I WORRY. Crowley please communicate your NEEDS.
Title: until you say it out loud
Author: attheborder
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 6,293
Summary: “And Aziraphale is realizing now, to its fullest, something he’s suspected for nearly as long as he’s known Crowley: the demon is no silver-tongued devil. He is no weaver of words, no smooth talker. It would fit in with his image, certainly— shouldn’t a man-shaped being dressed like an oilslick have speech just as dark and slippery— but there’s very little of either of them that’s as it ought to be, really.”
My Notes: This fic ignited me and I burst into flames. You’re probably starting to see a trend in what I like to read.
Title: Coitus Interruptus with Paperwork
Author: mountagrue
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 3,780
Summary: “The one where Azira Fell (directly onto Crowley's dick, did not pass go, did not fill out the appropriate forms).”
My Notes: Scream this is funny and horny Aziraphale falls and immediately gets to dicking down his demon while Gabriel suffers the aftermath.
Title: What Crowley Wants
Author: crookedashes
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 7,022
Summary: “Aziraphale wants to give Crowley what he wants most. It goes a bit sideways.”
My Notes: I die for this content can they communicate like normal people for FIVE MINUTES? Ft. Crowley feeling inadequate and me flying into the sun.
Title: All The Rest
Author: darlingred1
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 11,416
Summary: “If it weren’t for Aziraphale’s persistence, they wouldn’t have had a sex life at all, and Crowley was a demon, for goodness sake! Aziraphale didn’t understand it. (Aziraphale has the communication skills of a doorknob. Crowley isn't any better.)”
My Notes: Aziraphale and Crowley are like *has horny communication issues* and i’m like *nuts*
Title: and in this way their love rewrites the universe
Author: leaveanote
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 9,503
Summary: “They've been desperately in love for a year since the world didn't end, and they've been making little miracles happen for each other. Crowley's latest? A date outside of London, at a drive-in movie theatre in the South Downs. Yes, they have sex in the Bentley.”
My Notes: IT’S SAPPY IT’S TENDER IT’S HORNY IT’S ROMANTIC THEY INVENTED LOVE!!!
Title: sanctuary
Author: leaveanote
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 6,779
Summary: “It's about making a home together. It takes some getting used to, to take all this longing and transmute it into love, into something shared, but Aziraphale is here to help him get used to it. Especially on a stormy day in the cottage.
What better way to spend it than making love over and over and over?”
My Notes: I am literally a mess I read fics where they’re madly in love and want to stay close and I explode
Title: The Skin And Bones Of You
Author: entangelednow
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 4,001
Summary: “In which Crowley has spent six thousand years wanting something he doesn't think he deserves. It's only natural to assume he won't get to keep it.”
My Notes: I swear to god i will SCREAM!! IT’S TOO MUCH!! PLEASE NEVER STOP WRITING CROWLEY AS INSECURE.
Title: love like the dawn
Author: leaveanote
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 3,755
Summary: “This is sleepy, romantic, domestic morning sex in the South Downs Cottage. Crowley's still getting used to a love this good, the way it remakes him, the way it remakes the world.”
My Notes: I can’t with this like they’re just so in love I’ve lost the ability to breathe this fic stole my lungs and left me for dead
Title: to sleep, perchance to dream
Author: starkhasheart
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 3,023
Summary: “Crowley has a kink. Of course Aziraphale is going to indulge him.”
My Notes: Uhhhhhh it’s. Uhhh. Consensual somnophilia is uh… yeah.
Title: on the same page
Author: Chekhov
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: ~85,746
Summary: “Aziraphale Z. Fell is a rising star of the spiritual literary genre - the next Eat Pray Love guy - and his version of Chicken Soup For the Christian Soul is flying off the shelves. It's not that he's not grateful, but it's one thing to enjoy a career in writing and another completely to be pigeonholed into a specific genre, so much so that you are almost forbidden from writing anything else. So yes, maybe he has a bit of a secret. An outlet for his less... appropriate urges. And yes, if his typical readership got word of the sort of paragraphs he could put out on a particularly inspired night, they might suffer some form of heart attack typical for their age. But all of that is well hidden, and there is absolutely no way anyone would ever find out about his Arrangement with A.J. Crowley - the most debaucherous romantic fiction author of the decade. That is... until they have to pretend to be married to each other.”
My Notes: THIS ONE ISN’T FINISHED YET BUT IT’S A HUMAN AU AND EVERY UPDATE MAKES ME FOAM AT THE MOUTH
Title: be mine
Author: leaveanote
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 4,994
Summary: “It's their first Valentine's Day together, and Crowley is trying to pick out the right present.”
My Notes: I SCREAM I actually did not realize how many of this authors works I had bookmarked and HOLY SHIT!! THEY ARE JUST SO IN LOVE!! AHHHHH!!
Title: do we get what we deserve
Author: Smalls
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 11,064
Summary: “Crowley had not been a particularly good angel.
Unfortunately, Crowley had never been a particularly good demon either.”
My Notes: Cannot lie this had me openly sobbing on a Friday morning and left me emotionally raw
Title: Renting Crowley
Author: Amorous_Flammetta
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 8,018
Summary: “Crowley acts out Aziraphale's Victorian-era fantasy of taking a rent boy home for the night. Their little game includes costumes, champagne, dirty talk and explicit sex!”
My Notes: ITS A RENT BOY FANTASY BUT IT’S ALSO TENDER AND LOVING AND IT HAD ME SWEATING AND MADE ME EMOTIONAL
Title: do me right and do me wrong (give it up, give it up)
Author: seashadows
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 10,828
Summary: “Crowley copes with attention starvation, tries out some new hobbies, and discovers that asking for what you need is better than the alternative.”
My Notes: I’M GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE THIS ONE MADE ME SCREAM LIKE I JUST CANNOT HANDLE IT ATTENTION STARVATION WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME
Title: For The Longest Time
Author: darlingred1
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 20,370
Summary: “Crowley kind of misses the pining when it's gone. Aziraphale comes up with a solution.”
My Notes: It was hot and funny and lasted just long enough to really make me antsy for the conclusion.
Title: Clementine
Author: Mussimm
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 49,073
Summary: “The seaside neighbours AU exactly one person asked for.”
My Notes: HUMAN AU WHERE THEY LIVE BY THE BEACH AND FALL IN LOVE AKA BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Title: Gentle but Intoxicating, Nervous but Tender
Author: ShortInsomniac98 ( @devilsss-dyke )
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 2,868
Summary: “Crowley x vulva-having reader. // It wasn’t what you’d expected when you agreed to come home with him. What you’d expected was a maybe a quick, clumsy fuck, then out the door. Not some nervous but tender man who stammered out an, 'Is this okay then?' This was much nicer, much sweeter.”
My Notes: No comment besides uhhhhhh [sweats]
#op#good omens#ineffable husbands#good omens fic rec#good omens fic recs#good omens fic recommendation#some links are n-s-f-w
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Young Adult Fantasy/Dystopia
This is probably the most successful genre of YA fiction. If there’s a dark-haired, brooding asshole male love interest, you know everyone’s gonna be all over it. There won’t be any Sarah J. Maas, Leigh Bardugo, or Cassandra Clare on here but maybe one day I’ll commit myself to their books (but it likely won’t happen anytime soon).
**Personal Favorites
Penryn & the End of Days Trilogy** by Susan Ee: This is my all time favorite Dystopian Fantasy trilogy ever. It is so underrated and I literally love it so much. Like if there’s one series on this list I want everyone to read it’s this one. Post apocalyptic world where angels descended to demolish the world and the main character makes a deal with a wingless fallen angel to go on a journey to save her sister and get back his wings. The yearning is A1 in this, and also Penryn is Asian and can kick ass.
The Blood of Stars Series** by Elizabeth Lim: Project Runway meets Mulan was the tagline and that convinced me so fast. It’s one of the more promising new series and it does a good job building a fictional Asian country. The author used to write Sailor Moon fanfic and that’s how I knew this was my type of book.
To Kill a Kingdom** by Alexandra Christo: Probably one of the best fantasy standalone books I’ve read (because almost all fantasy books are series). She’s a siren. He’s a siren killer. That’s a recipe for disaster and also one of the best enemies to lovers stories. It’s basically a better and more elevated Little Mermaid.
The Poppy War Trilogy by R.F. Kuang: I’ll admit that I haven’t actually read this yet but I KNOW it’s good. It’s just a big commitment with the length and the heartache that I know will come because this is not a happy story. It’s about war and politics and scheming and betrayal and it’s really dark. I need to read it, but I keep putting it off because I know it’ll take an emotional toll. This is not for the faint of heart, and it’s on this list cause it does have some fantastical elements like magic and dragons.
The Folk of the Air Trilogy** by Holly Black: Okay everyone that reads YA Fantasy has probably read this, so I won’t say too much. It’s one of the best enemies to lovers series I’ve read and it’s fascinating to read about an anti-heroine on the quest for power taking advantage of a useless prince. Both characters are hella compelling and I love how no one is truly good in this series because everyone has their own agenda.
The Lunar Chronicles by Marissa Meyer: Futuristic retellings of classic fairy tales with badass diverse characters taking the stage with amazing world building. If you haven’t read it yet, check it out.
Flame in the Mist Duology by Renee Ahdieh: Set in feudal Japan with Japanese mythology, samurai, crossdressing female warriors, secrets, lies AND just the right amount of sexiness. The sexual tension was to die for and for something that could be done so tackily, it really did portray the Japanese elements in a tasteful way that made sense to the story and weren’t just used for plot devices.
Warcross Duology by Marie Lu: Okay the male lead is hella morally gray and you definitely feel conflicted about him (without saying too much) but damn he’s hot. People complained about that big old plot twist but to be honest, I wasn’t that mad. Anyways the whole world basically plays this one AR video game and the female lead is a genius hacker that’s hired to find the glitch in the code of the game by competing in the big tournament. Super cool premise and diverse representation.
Red Queen Series by Victoria Aveyard: Regardless of what other people say, I really did enjoy this series. I liked Cal and Maven but Maven’s hella fucked up and Cal may be a little bratty but I was team Cal all the way. Maven is a fascinating character though. Mare’s pretty cool, too. Anyways, I would pick this over the Hunger Games (partly because Mockingjay was the biggest let down ever) if you like dystopia. People might think it’s overrated but I love flawed characters that gotta choose between love and power and obsession and peace.
Caraval Trilogy by Stephanie Garber: This one’s pretty decent if you’re looking for a carnival/circusy-y/magic themed fantasy book. It wasn’t a waste of time and while a lot of the characters did get annoying, I got so intrigued by the Prince of Hearts (Jacks) that I had to finish it. Jacks deserved so much better, and he could have had the greatest arc but the author butchered it. Definitely a what could have been series. There are better books on this list but I just wanted to shoutout Jacks.
Serpent & Dove by Shelby Mahurin: There’s A LOT of controversy around this book because of 1) the explicit sex scene that’s basically smut and 2) the characterizations and world building. I’m okay with the sex but I did agree that the dialogue was kinda ridiculous and there were a lot of problematic viewpoints. ANYWAYS, that won’t stop me from reading the second book probably. It’s not good but also I wanna know what happens. There are better books on this list.
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