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snappleapple · 3 years

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their favorite types of kisses

people in this - dream, georgenotfound, sapnap, wilbur, punz, jschlatt, awesamdude, quackity

headcanon!

the most disgusting fluff i’ve ever written

warning - cursing, i think that’s all but if there is more please do not hesitate to tell me :)

word count - 2k

a/n: okay okay, i might’ve lied earlier about that being my last post but this was short and easy to make which is why i would like to feed my readers this early haha. anyways, enjoy and please disregard the errors in this post, i hate proof reading anything lol. also, i’ve been very indecisive on the title and i might change it later and ooh, my masterlist will be made soon. i’ve just been feeling very unproductive these days. also, please put in requests, i am so bored and dumb therefore there are no ideas in this brain. and if you’d like a part 2, i might add more people for the part 2!anyways, peace!

dream -

i get the feeling that dream’s favorite type of kisses would be cheek kisses

he just likes to watch as you struggle to reach his height

“aw look at those little legs do their thing.”

ends up with you not giving him his kiss

and mans becomes SO pouty

“y/n…come on. don’t be this way.” :(

if you don’t kiss him on the cheek, will also become SO clingy and whiny

“why won’t you KISS ME!”

clenches his fists and stomps away like a teenage girl during puberty

slamming the door to your room

so then you have to go and give him all the kisses he wants

his face is slammed into your pillow

you sit on the side of the bed and pet his hair

leading him to stare up at you with puppy dog eyes

“i will give you all the kisses you want. so stop being so pouty, you big baby.”

will literally leave zero feet of space between you and him

taps his cheek to tell you he wants kisses

when you go on dates, will literally make you stand on your tippy toes to get his kisses

does not bend down at all and actually lifts his head higher to tease you

in other words, clingy but rude hoe

george -

george is a classic romantic

he loves just lip kisses

pecks or lingering ones

he doesn’t care

mans don’t need too many kisses

nor does he need to be too clingy

total opposite of dream and sapnap *ahem clingy ahem*

if he wants a kiss,

he will come over to you and get it

doesn’t get pouty if you’re busy

just waits patiently

doesn’t enjoy it when you interrupt him when he’s streaming so you do your own thing

when you’re watching a movie with him,

he will literally only stare at you with his cute smile

and listen to your every criticism of the movie

he likes to just peck your lips whenever he feels like it

and you’re just not surprised anymore

just likes to stare at your lips whenever you talk

overall, is very sweet but not to an extent with showing affection

sapnap -

omg

sapnap just vibes with neck kisses

it tickles his neck and he loves them

giggles when you pepper kisses along his neck and flushes a deep red

“y/n. stop.” giggles between each word

but when you do, becomes the saddest person in the whole world

“i was joking.” :(

when he’s streaming and he begins to miss you

would leave his room and find you just to get a kiss

just like dream, would get angry if you give him no kisses

“GIVE ME KISSIES!”

very amusing for you

and you love to tease him

“i don’t want to give you kissies.”

continues to stare at you with a large frown until you give in and give him kissies

lsg supremacy but i’ll get into this later hehe

you better give him kisses or you’ll be dealing with a very sad sapnap

sadnap :(

wilbur -

wilbur, wilbur, wilbur

what can i even say

total nose kiss guy

i bet he’ll boop your nose twenty four seven

asks stupid questions just to get your attention

“y/n?”

“yes wilbur?”

“is a hotdog a sandwich?”

“why-“

“boop.”

“did you just say boop while you booped my nose?”

if he’s streaming and you bring him a snack

he will hold your face still and leave kisses on your nose

not too clingy but not too distant

likes to be just right with you

if its snowy outside and your noses get red

makes dumb jokes about he is rudolph and you’re mrs. rudolph

just a lot of smooches from wilby

takes you to a lot of hidden cafes in the city

and while you read, he balances his head on his palm, staring at you in admiration

if you’re insecure about your nose, you legit can’t be around wilbur because he will go on a tangent about how beautiful it is

substantially, soft boy hours all day bro, besides when he gets mad then you leave the hormonal man tf alone

punz -

i don’t see a lot of punz on tumblr so here we go

punz loves hand kisses

not to an extent where he has a hand fetish

god no but just like

when your holding hands, he’ll occasionally pull your hand up to his lips and leave a kiss

lots of hand holding

and i mean lots

constantly gets mad fun of for being a simp but ignores those comments because he genuinely loves you so much

likes it when you play with his hair and messing it up

also likes to compare hand sizes with you

always has a hand on your thigh or your hand in his whenever he is driving somewhere with you

even when you go on dates, always holding hands

no matter how sweaty your hand gets, he will hold on

sometimes if he holds on for too long, you have to tell him to let go

“punz, my hand is super sweaty. lets take a break from the hand holding.”

would flat out decline so you would have to pry your hand out of his

he would also love it when you would kiss his hand

makes him feel all polite and precious LOL

would also wrap his pinky along yours when you walk together

he once came with you to a family gathering for christmas and was so SHY

shy boy held your hand for security while your younger siblings made fun of you

afterwards, when you were under a mistletoe, he kisses you on the lips before kissing you on his favorite part of your body,

your hand

c!jschlatt -

jschlatt is a whole mess

the first time you met, he confessed that he would hate you for as long as you lived because you made fun of his boots

now he says he still strongly dislikes you but you’re more tolerable

doesn’t like it when you make him soft and HATES it when he blushes

“why must you do this to me, mother nature?”

also “hates” it when you even touch him because he “hates” you

when he actually confessed to you that he liked you with his grumpy usual grandpa voice,

you kissed him on his forehead, after he bent down of course

he is an actual giant and threatens to squash you like an ant if he feels the need to

is an absolute monster to you but loves it when you kiss his forehead because it makes him feel secure and loved

likes to watch the wind blow through your hair and mess it up but gives you his hat because he like you being “all pretty and shit”

gets SUPER jealous when you hug children

like for example, when you went over to a family gathering at his house, his cousins came up to hug you

and when you let go of the child, the man child comes and lugs you over his shoulder

gets yelled at by his mom and gives her a sheepish smile before rolling his eyes and throwing you down on the sofa set next to him

his mom doesn’t approve of the way he treats you but you tell her its fine because he’s cute

when you are far from any type of civilization or in the safety and solitude of your own home, he wants kisses on the forehead

pointing up to it and bending down so you could reach it

“y/n, i only love you because of your forehead kisses.”

“you only love me for my kisses?” :(

“mhm.”

actually feels slightly bad

“and because of your personality.”

“thank you-“

“shut up. we don’t talk about this.”

in conclusion, give him his forehead kisses or perish

awesamdude -

sam just adores it when you give him jawline kisses

not because it’s basically the only place you could reach but because it’s a sweet gesture

sam is all about sweetness

i mean have you even seen this man on his stream

he likes to watch you while you have conversations with your friends

not in a creepy way but more like an adoring way

cause man does he love you

i mean not only does he love you but his whole family does

and when you’re alone with sam, you love to bury him underneath all of your love

“i love you sam!”

“no i love you more y/n!”

“NO i LOVE you more!”

“NO i LOVE you MORE!”

“SAM NO. I LOVE YOU MORE!”

“okay thank you sweet pea.”

leaving you a bit confused but happy that he accepts your love

when you cuddle, omg

he never stops peppering kisses all over your face and vice versa because your relationship is disgustingly fluffy

when he lends you one of his sweatshirts, you sure as hell better wear that shit out or else (i am leaving a blank threat here)

sam loves technology but you guys sort of have a system

a system that involves mailing each other love letters rather than texting them

you guys also go on a ton of walks just about anywhere

hand holding is mandatory even though you probably look like a child compared to him

just give sam lots of love and in return, you’ll receive lots of love

quackity -

mans cannot leave you tf alone

likes to do ANYTHING freaky around you

“i will follow you to the ends of the earth, mi amor.” or

“ayy, back off.” if anyone gets too close to you

messes with you twenty four seven and makes it his job to drive you insane

plays horror games at two in the morning for fun

and when he gets scared, hides in the safety of your arms

“mi amor. i’m scared.”

“shut the fuck up and sleep, alex.”

“okay.” shuts up quickly and snuggles deeper into the crook of your neck

loves you so deeply but HATES your cat

“look at that little dumb thing stare at me. you got a problem bro?”

your cat also HATES alex

scratches him all the time and hisses at him

if you think sapnap is babie, wait till you meet alex

“y/n he bit me!”

when you glance down, you don’t even see a scratch

“kiss my boo boo.”

wtf

“what boo boo? there’s nothing there.”

gasps as if you offended him

“this boo boo that your el demonio did to me.”

this man will do anything to get boo boo kisses

istg, you once found him provoking your cat to get some scratches

in alex’s mind, ouchies = kisses from y/n

always has ouchies from god knows where and shows it to you

even though you find it annoying at first, you grow used to it and it sorta becomes your thing with alex

alex is babie and you need to take good care of him :)

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pianoperson · 4 years

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50 Reasons Why You Should Love Jonah Clemence

Because Jonah is loveable 😤

His name is very beautiful. It’s a common name but with a different pronunciation that just makes it suddenly 10000x more sophisticated.

He’s the Queen of Hearts. That’s a big sexy title.

He’s got gorgeous eyes that will pull you towards him like a magnet.

He’s got a sexy ass smirk, like COME ON, YOU CAN’T TELL ME YOU WEREN’T WEAKENED BY THAT SMIRK AT ONE POINT

He’s got beautiful hair that managed to confuse the whole fandom as to what fucking color it is JDJSHHDJDJJD

Boi will spend all his money just for you (at least, you think he spent all his money until you stumbled upon his secret vault somewhere in Cradle because THAT MAN HAS TOO MUCH MONEY)

He loves sweets. Like, really really love sweets

Follow up on 7, get you a man who can satisfy your stomach and satisfy his own along with you because eating together is one of the best ways to spend time together 😌

Boi is strong enough to protect you, have you seen his third route CG?

HE BLUSHYYYYYYYYY AND POUTYYYYYYYY DON’T YOU WANNA SEE THE MAN BLUSHY AND POUTY

You can make Jonah wear only a trash bag, and he will still look like the most beautiful human in existence

He’ll scold his colleagues for their eating/drinking habits. He cares about their health, man

Loves his brother so so much, get you a man who would support his family

Jonah is voiced by the lovely lovely Natsuki Hanae, facking music to the ears 😩👌

This man can sing, like he can sing for you if you want a lullaby 😭

Follow up on 15, BOI JUST HUMS AND SKIPS WHEN HE’S HAPPY LIKE THAT IS SO PURE

This boi took his brother out of the house as kids to see the stars at midnight just to see his brother happy

Follow up on 17, THIS BOI WOULD TAKE YOU OUT ON A MIDNIGHT WALK JUST FOR YOU TO SEE THE STARS AND MAKE YOU SMILE

Jonah’s fated to get drenched one way or another every time he visits the Lake of Tears HAHAHAHAHA

THIS MAN HAS SO MUCH DUALITY I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO START

Boi would be all cute and blushy one second, and the next, he’s got you weak on the knees with his sultry voice and sexy sexy smirk

You think he’s an angel? Well okay, he can be, but beware when you get in bed with him, because he’s going to reveal his inner devil in the sheets 🤡

He has a hamster for a pet just because he thinks hamsters are cute. How precious is that?

BOI GIVES HUGGIES like among the guys in the game, Jonah’s the one who’s given the most heartwarming hugs to his Alice 🥺🥺🥺 ... that or the tunnel vision is intense DHDHHSHDHJD

THIS BOI MANAGED TO GLARE ONE (1) TIME AND MADE AMON JABBERWOCK SHIT HIS PANTS WHAT A QUEEN

Just. This line. “I didn’t know it was crime to be beautiful amongst you Black Army louts.”

HE CARES ABOUT THE HAPPINESS OF THE PEOPLE HE’S CLOSE TOlike in Edgar’s route, he’s all like, “is it strange that I genuinely want Edgar to be happy?” LIKE PRECIOUS BOIIII

Would eat proscuitto as he watches Kyle suffer at the hands of Edgar Bright

Jonah may call himself beautiful, but he lowkey hates it because it reminds him that he was bullied because the bullies found him cute please hold this man

He’s a tsundere but his tsun is so so cute like you just wanna poke him every time he’s tsun

Speaking of tsun, it’s funny and cute, but he’s insecure about being seen as weak or vulnerable and his tsun-ness is sort of a consequence of that so please hold him some more

HIS TYPE OF WOMAN IS SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT LOVE HIM FOR HIS LOOKS BUT SOMEONE WHO LOVES HIM FOR WHO HE IS BECAUSE HE IS TIRED OF PEOPLE CALLING HIM BEAUTIFUL

Man is PRUDENT AND NOBLE AF like mm yes, drink that righteousness juice 😌👌

You try to make his Alice a hostage for him to not attack you? HAHA JOKES ON YOU, JONAH’S WAY TOO FAST FOR YOU TO KEEP ALICE IN YOUR CLUTCHES FOR LONG

He can AND will save you, he’s got dumb willpower that gets him through frankly anything

He smells good. What kind of scent, idk. But he smells good.

He’ll buy your cologne. Chances are your cologne is the same as his or the female version of it.

This man WILL say “I love you” unlike some guys............ I mean come on, actions speak louder than words, but hearing your man say “I love you” wouldn’t hurt, right?

BOI CAN PLAY A SHIT TON OF INSTRUMENTS BECAUSE HE WAS TAUGHT AS A KID AND I AM STILL NOT OVER THIS FACT TO THIS DAY

He can’t do laundry, he’ll just spin his jacket just to remove the water out of it. Boi even dreamt once that he tried and failed to fold a towel LMAO

He’s a perfectionist *chef’s kiss* and will put in all his effort to anything

This man CANNOT lie to save his ass, like stan that honesty

GET 👏 YOURSELF 👏 A 👏 LOYAL 👏 MAN 👏 LIKE 👏 JONAH 👏 IF THIS MAN CAN STICK TO LANCELOT’S SIDE FOR 17 YEARS AND STILL COUNTING, HE WOULD DEFINITELY STICK TO YOUR SIDE FOR LIFE

This. Line. “Even if the entire world becomes my enemy, I won’t allow you to get hurt. I will keep you safe, no matter what.”

HE WOULD WAIT IN THE RAIN, ALL DRENCHED AND SOAK, JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU WERE NOT KIDNAPPED OR ANYTHING

Jonah grew stronger from the boy who was bullied easily because he thought of the people who cared for him. 🥺🥺🥺

This man would boop your nose. You can boop his nose back.

This man would tire his poor horse travelling across the country just to make sure you’re not sick

Jonah would do anything to see your smile. In fact, this boi already made it his top priority to see your smile at the beginning of his damn route and put his mission of seducing Alice as second.

His smirk may be hot and his pout may be the cutest thing on earth, but it’s his smile that makes the whole world even brighter than the sun could ever hope to do. Just... God, the amount of times Jonah’s smile in his romantic made me feel so much happier during hard times.

BONUS: Jonah sometimes forgets that he’s human. Please help him.

,,,, it feels like there are still many more reasons to love Jonah Clemence,,,

#ikerev #ikemen revolution #jonah clemence #ikerev spoilers #LOVE THIS MAN #THIS MAN HAS BEEN MY LOVE FOR 1.5 YEARS

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666coffeeboi · 5 years

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Why Not Both? Ch. 3

Fic Summary:

After not talking to Craig Tucker for so long, since their fake dating days, when they were the best of friends, Tweek finds himself sitting ‘alphabetically” on the first day of their senior year of high school.

Enter Kenny McCormick.

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“Hey. Look who finally decided to show up,” hummed a familiar, playful voice. It was none other than Kenny McCormick, one of Craig’s close friends. He had that giant smirk on his face that was hidden behind his orange jacket. He’d always had a habit of sticking his nose where it didn’t belong, so he immediately went over to Craig and Tweek with a curious gaze. “Hm, I didn’t know you had a date with such a cutie, Craig,” Kenny teased lightly, eyeing Tweek up and down. Tweek blushed when Kenny looked at him that way.

“We aren’t dating, asshole. He is my friend. You probably remember each other, honestly, considering what a small school South Park is,” Craig blushed furiously and refuted his commented.

“Ack!” Tweek squeaked loudly, jumping at being complimented by the kind of attractive Kenny, who was Craig’s friend, instinctively and accidentally bumping into the Craig and falling forward toward the guy. Kenny was taken aback as the blonde suddenly fell towards him. He reached his arms out to catch Tweek, letting him fall gently against his warm chest. Kenny blinked, his blue eyes meeting another pair of sparkling, blue eyes that belonged to the other blonde. He smiled softly. Tweek blushed a bit, unable to properly function

“Whoa, you okay? It’s a good thing I have good reflexes, huh?” he smirked playfully. Tweek should not feel what he was feeling when this man held him, but he suddenly couldn’t breathe as he was looking into the beautiful eyes of the man. Kenny had seriously matured both physically and a little mentally by this year and fuck.. He looked so much older and.. more mature than most of the guys st school. What was Tweek thinking? He was in love with Craig, right? Someone can’t feel anyway like that for two people and he also didn’t even know thatmuch about Kenny anymore. They hadn’t exactly hung out ever besides the few times in elementary school when Stan’s gang . What the hell was Tweek’s brain doing and what did his body want?

“I’m so sorry! I- I didn’t mean- sorry..” Tweek spluttered at the taller guy with a bright red face. Kenny smirked some more at the blonde, taking his hand to plant a gentle kiss to it to tease this unclaimed cutie.Tweek squealed at Kenny when he kissed his hand and it was like a fire in his body and it made him so much fidgety than he usually was. He backed away just barely so he was between Craig and Kenny because he couldn’t breathe or even try to concentrate with Kenny so fucking close to him. Tweek was so shocked that anyone else could have this impression on him besides Craig.

“It’s no problem, hot stuff- ow! Craig!” Kenny spoke before whining at getting a smack on the head from his friend who looked a bit frustrated with him.

“Quit being weird and make a regular first impression for once. Jesus,” Craig scolded him and shook his head, rolling his eyes as well. Kenny only laughed.

“Okay, okay. Geez, Craig. I’m Kenny McCormick by the way~ it’s a pleasure to see you again, Tweek. I’m sure we will have loads of fun hanging out and whatnot! Also, if you ever need any good porno mags, I’ve got tons of limited edition stuff if you want the goods. All the titties, my bro. All of them. Unless you would like guy mags-ow! Craig cut it out!! That hurt,” he fake sniffled and pouted over at Craig and back to Tweek. Tweek shook his head and made a noise.

“Jesus, Kenny, let’s just go already,” Craig said, so done with Kenny’s shit already. He sighed softly.

“I-I don’t want any- any- any of that!” Tweek told Kenny with a bright face.

“Good. Don’t tempt Kenny, Tweek. Please don’t ever be tainted by his evil ways,” Craig joked, earning a smirk from Kenny. Then, Kenny decided to wrap his arm around Tweek’s shoulder as they began walking into the house.

“Oh, I can definitely help taint that pure, sweet, and innocent soul of yours, Tweek~” he teased with a wink down at Tweek. Tweek felt electricity flowing over the skin where Kenny’s long arm touched and he suddenly had the thought that he wanted to touch more of Kenny’s skin before making himself control his horny ass thoughts. He barely knew Kenny and here he was. He’d been in love with Craig Tucker for so long and it wasn’t ever requited so maybe he could just be Craig’s friend? Maybe letting Kenny be like this might help Tweek get over Craig and let him even be around Craig without feeling so many bittersweet feelings. Craig was straight, he told himself again. He thought he’d heard about him dating a couple girls here and there over the many years now and Tweek didn’t know what he should do and he didn’t know what he wanted. He did know he loved Craig and that he wasn’t ever even a possibility for Craig Tucker. Kenny on the other hand… He blushed as he let Kenny keep his arm around him and tried to breathe normally after the flirty remark about tainting his soul.

“Don’t touch him,” Craig spoke, feeling a bit jealous? Was it jealousy? He didn’t really know.

“Damn. Okay, okay,” Kenny replied, waving to the other guys who were already ready inside to play games and chill.

Craig spent a bit of time introducing Tweek to everyone and it didn’t take long but he tried his best to keep Tweek comfortable and such. He seemed to be having fun at least and that was good.

“Did I say thank you for saving my ass earlier?” he asked Kenny even with his arms still around him.

“Haha. No. Why? Did you have something special in mind on how to repay me by saving you?~” Kenny teased, plopping onto the couch next to Tweek after getting some drinks. The other guys were playing their turns on the game system.

“Uh, no! Not- I mean- no..” he mumbled and couldn’t seem to stop staring into Kenny’s stunning eyes. And those cheekbones! Tweek was so screwed. Ugh he was so close.

Kenny laughed, ruffling Tweek’s blonde hair. “Dude. I’m kidding. You’ll get used to me being the jokester around here. Everyone else is just BLAAANDDD~ I’m the best.” He smiled cheesily at the other guys, knowing they heard him.

“Kenny. No one cares.” Kyle spoke.

“Plus, everyone knows I’m the best in this bitch squad.” Stan added, laughing with Kyle and Craig.

“You wound my pure soul bros...that hit deep.” Kenny gave a fake sad look. He loved being an asshole.

These guys needed to stop touching Tweek or he might actually explode. His head was super sensitive and it felt so good when he ruffled his hair.

“So- I mean- you’ve changed a b-bit...” he mumbled and immediately regretted speaking at all. He wished he could be chill and cool like Kenny and Craig.

“Really? I’m taking that as a compliment, so thank you,” Kenny responded.

“Oh, it is..” he managed without a stutter or a tick. He was proud he could even look at this flirty, gorgeous shithead.

“Well, thank you. Maybe I’ll have to show you something else that’s changed about me sometime,” he teased with a smirk over at him. Tweek blushed and squeaked a bit at that. Kenny then handed a wet can to Tweek.

“Here, I brought you a beer, too.” Kenny spoke, taking a drink of his own. It wasn’t a Jell-O shot or anything but it did the trick anyway. Plus, he kind of wanted to see Tweek drunk. That would be fun as hell.

“I’ve never actually drinken before. Does that make me totally lame? My parents are actually going to kill me later..” Tweek mumbled before opening the can and chugging a few long gulps. Kenny shook his head.

“Nah, like I said. I’ll be the one to taint you,” he smirked and Tweek gave a tiny giggle.

“Heyyy,” Tweek hummed. A couple beers and half an hour later, Tweek was laying with his head on Kenny’s lap and grinning at him widely.

Craig eventually moved over to sit next to Tweek instead of Kenny. He made sure to switch spots with him while Kenny played games. Craig looked over at Tweek who was now....oh god.

“Tweek. Are you drunk?” he asked, about to fight Kenny for giving Tweek so much to drink.

“No! I just feel really good, Craaig. I’ve always loved your name,” he slurred and booped Craig’s nose. Then, he looked at Craig with a smile and moved to lay his head on his lap, nearly falling in the process, and looked up at him.

“Craig, I’ve never felt so relaxed in my life. Can I do this everyday, this drinking thing? It feels so nice. It’s way better than dealing with working at my parents’s sweatshop every second I’m not at work. Did you know I’ve been forced to illegally work there since preschool? And I don’t have time for friends. I never had a friend before youuu, Craig. It’s because I’m crazy and people don’t understand that I can’t help how I am. My parents don’t pay me for the work either. Fuck, they are going to kill me when I get home and I don’t care at the moment. It’s nice not to care so much about everything, and everyone. Like you. I love you, Craig. I don’t mind being your friend. You broke my heart all those years ago and I love you and want to be your friend because your just an amazingly kind and candid person and you make me more calm, heh, like the- the alcohol,” he rambled as he felt tired laying on Craig’s warm lap. He closed his eyes and hummed a bit. “You make me cozyy. I’m so sleepy..”

Craig was so surprised at that. He didn't. Wait. He broke his heart? What did he mean? Oh god. He was such a jerk. Why didn’t he realize that? Also, what? His parents were making him do that illegally. There was so much to process.

“Tweek, you’re my friend, too, and I...care for you…” Craig spoke a bit sadly. He shook his head and looked down at Tweek with a worried gaze. He ruffled his hair gently. “We can talk about this later when you aren’t drunk, okay?” Craig added, slowly lifting Tweek up into his arms. “Hey, guys. I’m going to take him upstairs.” They all agreed and Craig took him upstairs to lay him down on his bed.

“Thanks Craig. I love you,” he slurred a bit and realized now that he was crying a bit, but he didn’t feel sad about anything just then. He just felt Craig’s arms. “You’re warm. Your arms are nice..” he hummed into Craig’s shirt. “How are you such a nice guy, Craig? That’s why I love you,” he added again as his eyes closed again.

Craig could feel his heart thumping in his chest and he couldn’t tell why. He just felt something. But it wasn’t his feelings, was it?

“Damn this guy....” he spoke softly as he watched Tweek fall asleep. He watched him for a bit, thinking of what he would say to him when he woke.

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mxntbreath · 3 years

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Cámara de usar y tirar

hhhhh misleading title haha, blog is in english, as usual.

lowercase is intended, it’s my way of typing. now, with that out of the way, let’s get to it shall we? god i hate that phrase so fucking cliché, so overused, so useless. reminds me of something, huh.

you guessed it, this is yet again another edition of mint crying on the internet cause they’re denied of mental health woo !! but this is not the blog where i’ll complain about my family and how i’m tired of it, no, this one is dedicated to me *surprise noises* specially how much i hate myself and, well, others do as well.

me, me, me what a fucking narcissist am i right? who would write about themselves thinking anyone in the world would care the slightest bit about it? only a narcissist that’s who.

okay- this fells like a fucking filler episode, all words no actual meaning to them.

let’s do this in order.

when i was little i thought of myself as this cool ass kid who everyone would love to be friends with since i was super creative and had lots of talents, wouldn’t take long to realize i was wrong. i was fat, that doesn’t mean anything to anyone now, but back then that defined my entire existence, the fat kid. the one no one wanted to hang out with. i remember looking at myself, barely a tween, and just absolutely hating the way i looked. i remember a kid, i’ll call her victoria, telling me the way i dressed would just drive the boys away. i remember being chosen last at any and every game. i remember being just, there, to fill in the fat kid role every school needs. it’s not like i wanted to kill myself over that, i just found it distasteful, sad, ugly. i wouldn’t care though, after all, there was a random fucking creep on the internet who liked me. i’ll never forget him for all the wrong reasons.

as i entered my teenage years (still a teenager but who cares) my body went through a shit ton of changes, most important of all my period which made me lose a lot of weight. i wasn’t skinny but i wasn’t fat either. i turned 13 and i started getting catcalled and followed on the street, it was terrifying, but i couldn’t complain right? i mean, boys were definitely noticing me, complaining would be dumb. then i started dating this girl, nice girl, everyone thought the same as me being in a relationship with a girl made their sick fucking brains think about us in private situations, i hated that, i hated men. we broke up, after that i got into a lot more relationships that lasted a few weeks, the latest one being the best and worst of them, after all i was just una cámara de usar y tirar and he threw me away when i wasn’t of use. what did i do wrong? i did all he wanted me to.

no. what did i ever do wrong? why were people so fucking mean to me? am i not enough? i don’t even wanna keep writing all that’s happened to me, triggering myself lol.

tldr; i’m just here to make other people feel better about themselves and bring them entertainment for a short while, have been for years. beep boop.

night.

#mxnt.txt #triggered myself and had to cut the post short lol #cámara de usar y tirar means disposable camera #i am so fuckinf dumbfnridie #hhhhhhh #good night im tired #mxntbreath

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348.

5000 Question Survey Pt. 1

1. Who are you? dee. 2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you? i live in sydney, i’m 26 and i’m so bored that i’m gna attempt this. 3. When you aren't filling out 5,000 question surveys like this one what are you doing? working, sleeping, eating or hanging out with my boyfriend and/or friends. 4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn't like at the time). i liked visual arts the most, religion the least. 5. What is your biggest goal for this year? to find a new job.

6. Where do you want to be in 5 years? hopefully found a good career, married with either kids or planning to have kids. 7. What stage of life are you in right now? i’m still finding myself. 8. Are you more child-like or childish? childish i guess. 9. What is the last thing you said out loud? bye. 10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now? 20 something - sza. 11. Have you ever taken martial arts classes? i did back in 7th grade, quit after i got yellow belt lmao. 12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same? it’s been the same for the past couple of years. hopefully it’s just better from now on. 13. Does time really heal all wounds? kinda. it definitely eases the ‘pain’. 14. How do you handle a rainy day? i complain if i have to work, i love it if i’m staying home. 15. Which is worse...losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights? definitely losing my luggage. 16. How is your relationship with your parents? Will you miss them when they are gone? my relationship with my parents is pretty good. we’re not super close but we all get along. 17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you? usually. 18. What is the truest thing that you know? haha not sure. that i’m currently living this life? 19. What did you want to be when you grew up? a singer or actress even though i couldn’t sing or act. 20. Have you ever been given a second chance? yep. 21. Are you more of a giver or a taker? giver. 22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart/mind? yes. 23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you? this weird migraine/virus thing i had a couple years ago. it’s probably the last time in forever i’ve cried because of pain. i’m surprised i didn’t go to the hospital. 24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you? going through my parents’ separation and having my grandmother die within three months. 25. Who have you hugged today? like five of my friends. 26. Who has done something today to show they care about you? my boyfriend drove us to dinner tonight lol. 27. Do you have a lot to learn? of course. there’s always room to learn. 28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working what would they be? all skills needed for i.t., all skills needed for nursing/doctor, all skills needed for management. 29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do or how other people make you feel? how people make me feel. 30. What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship? basically having the same kind of relationship as best friends and being in love with each other. 31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die? get married, have kids, live to see my grandchildren. 32. What three things would you want to die to avoid doing? pap smears, long plane trips and taking shoes off and laptops out at airport security lol. 33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause? hmm idk lol. gay marriage and feminism. 34. What does each decade make you think of: The 19.. 20's: flapper girls (i could totally be in the wrong decade, my bad) 30's: american gangsters 40's: betty boop 50's: sound of music 60's: marilyn monroe 70's: disco era 80's: neon 90's: grunge 2000: sept 11 2010's: eyebrows 35. Which decade do you feel the most special connection to and why? 90s. i loved my childhood. 36. What is your favorite oldie/classic rock song? bohemian rhapsody. 37. What country do you live in and who is the leader of that country? If you could say any sentence to the current leader of your country what would it be? australia, malcolm turnbull. make gay marriage legal already. 38. What's your favorite TV channel to watch in the middle of the night? i don’t really have a favourite channel, i just watch certain shows i like. 39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why? ursula hahaha. that makeup tho. 40. Have you ever been a girl scout/boy scout? nope. 41. If you were traveling to another continent would you rather fly or take a boat? definitely fly unless it’s on a luxury cruise ship. 42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night? because of the sun. 43. What does your name mean? goddess of wine. 44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outer space? neither tbh. i don’t like the depths of the unkown. 45. Word association What is the first word that comes to mind when you see the word: Air: bender Meat: sweats Different: strokes Pink: panther Deserve: more White: dove Elvis: presley Magic: carpet Heart: love Clash: band Pulp: fiction 46. If you could meet any person in the world who is dead who would you want it to be? my grandparents. 47. What if you could meet anyone who is alive? rihanna. 48. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it everyday? haha not really. 49. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do? a ton of food, a puzzle book, my kindle, my phone and charger, a bed lol. 50. Have you ever saved someone's life or had your life saved? nope. 51. Make up a definition for the following silly words... Fruitgoogle: a fruit that’ll appear every time you google something and you have to eat it to get the results lol Ambytime: time for an ambulance Asscactus: a cactus in the shape of an ass 52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands? food. 53. What was your favorite toy as a child? probably my cabbage patch doll. 54. How many TV’s are in your house? five. 55. What is your favorite thing to do outside? lie down in the sun. 56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow? happy i guess. i always point it out. 57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true? yep. 58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader? nope. i don’t think i’d want to tbh. 59. What is your idea of paradise? a sunny beach resort that’s all inclusive. 60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like? yeah i do, but idk what they’re like. 61. Do you believe in Hell? i think so. 62. What one thing have you done that most people haven't? visit nearly all continents of the world. 63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done? do any favours that weren’t expected of me i guess. 64. Are you a patient person? not really. 65. What holiday should exist but doesn't? ha idk. 66. What holiday shouldn't exist but does? none. 67. What's the best joke you ever heard? i’ve heard plenty, i just don’t have a favourite. 68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been? disney world! 69. Is your hair natural or dyed? the ends are dyed, otherwise natural. 70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front? i’m up front. 71. What is under your bed right now? boxes of junk, presents i never used, a huge bag of hand sanitzers from bath and body works, old uni booked etc. 72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home? go home thanks. 73. If you drive do you frequently speed? yes. 74. What is the world's best song to dance to? idk haha. 75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone? i forgot. 76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers? disney. 77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo? panda. i don’t think i’ve ever seen one in real life. 78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic? not really. 79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off? no idea. 80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it? traveling. saving money to travel is a bitch, not to mention getting time off from your job etc. 81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one everyone had to lose, what would you pick? idk tbh. 82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole? equator. 83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television? errrr. that’s hard. watching tv i guess. since i watch all my shows on my laptop anyway. 84. What do you think makes someone a hero? doing something good for the masses and being inspirational. 85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in? aladdin. 86. Name one thing that turns your stomach: bad smells. 87. What was the last thing you paid for? dinner. 88. Are you a coupon clipper? nah, we never get any good coupons here. 89. Get anything good in the mail recently? yeah, my purchase from ebay. 90. Which would you rather take as a gym class...dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling? bowling lol. 91. In Star Trek people 'beam' back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person's memories. So... Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends? physically no... it’s like that ship paradox i guess. 92. What insects are you afraid of? cockroaches. 93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say? nothing to wear. 94. What's the most eccentric thing you have ever worn? cat ears? lol it was for halloween. 95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be? hotdogs. actually ribs. 96. What are your parents interested in? they love tv shows and movies. my dad loves fishing too lol. 97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet? Have you ever caught and tamed a wild animal? no and no. 98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans? plans definitely. i’m too lazy to make my wishes come true. 99. When do you feel your life energy the strongest? when i’m the most awake? 100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. What do you bring? a tent, bed and food.

#survey #surveys #quiz #bored #questions

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BTOB [TIME] 2017 Concert Report (Hong Kong)

Hello ya'll! So I've went to BTOB's concert yesterday (14th of July) and it was super awesome!! Even though the venue was really big, the seats weren't all filled (and there was a section across me where it was completely empty ;;) But thank god it didn't look like a black ocean (or else I would've seriously be sad (I was so worried, gosh)). Since the concert "starts" (always late -__-) at 8:00, I decided that I would get there around 5:30.

You could preorder lightsticks so I paid beforehand so I could get it on the day (on the merch table). For some reason, the merch table opened at 5 (it was kinda late), and the VIP ticket holders had to start lining up to have their 'mini fanmeeting' with BTOB prior to the concert (for like 20mins only?? XD).

After I got the ticket, it was lowkey boring since I was alone (waiting for my mom again ahem) and so all I did for the next hour was stand around... (there were so little people after the VIP people were let in because a lot of them were VIP ticket holders). So at around 6:50 (yes it was really painful waiting for my mom ;;), my mom finally arrived and we got some food in this small cafe inside the venue (the food wasn't that good tbh).

At around 7:15 we decided to go through security check (because SHINee's one took forever?!). But it was actually really fast (and this time, they didn't even take out my stuff), but they did have a metal detector... (and they would give you a wristband once you pass (I guess it's for security measures...)). I got in at 7:20 (LOL) and found my seat ;v; this time, I decided to sit in block 4 (which is the sides) (when I got the tickets a few months back) and I was kinda at like in the middle-ish bottom.

There were so little people at the venue I started getting worried (and it was 10mins before the concert started). Then right before the concert started, a shit ton of people came in (in crowds) and they didn't have lightsticks so it was sTraNge (and it felt like they were paid to get in or something because the venue was kinda empty).

So at around 8:10, the lights dimmed, and everyone turned on their lightsticks... it's time for BTOB to shine!! They started with a song (that I don't know the name of (I'm so sorry orz)), but it was really cool hahaha, this time, I actually warmed up way faster than I previously did (than SHINee) and started screaming way louder after this song ended XD

And then it was I'll Be Your Man!! It was sO gOOD (kms bc Hyunsik's vocals ARE SO oN poiNT I CAN'T (and he's also my bias so it's like additional points)). Hyunsik always sings the higher notes / sustained parts (??) / the climax part of the song so it was really great being able to hear them sing in real life ;v;

Eunkwang, and Changsub, as usual, rocked too in vocals!! Then Ilhoon was like KILLING it (along with Minhyuk and Peniel). Sungjae was surprisingly good with his vocals (I think he improved (I'm so proud of my bby ;;)). So after I'll Be Your Man (this song is my jam;;), it was Thriller! (Flashbacks to weekly idol when they were saying how their dance in the intro looked like they were washing clothes haha). The chorus is like KMS ITS SO GOOD.

After that, they had their opening speech, (featuring Sungjae's broken english). Most of them spoke English (except Hyunsik (who spoke Korean) and also Changsub). Peniel spoke first and omg he's so cute ;; Then Minhyuk introduced himself and said "I'M YOURS" (like wOA WOA WOA OK. I THOUGHT IM YOURS BUT IF YOU'RE MINE THAT WORKS TOO (jkjk)). He's such a bias wrecker lmao, and Changsub scrunched up his face purposefully when he heard Minhyuk saying that (and cringed haha (like same)).

Oh yeah, and Peniel kept asking us, "was it fun?" (he was expecting "YESS!" or something like that) but in exchange, he received screams hahaha, so he was like, "I want an answer, not (imitates girly screaming)" LMAO. So when he asked, (for some reason), I was going to say yes, but I ended up saying it too early (that the whole venue was quiet) ;; (and I was really loud too omg hahaha)

Then after that, cue to a messed up setlist. They also sang Someday, Second Confession, Wow, Peniel's new song (solo), Hyunsik solo (he sang a Mandarin song), Sungjae solo (Goblin OST??), then Ilhoon, Peniel and Minhyuk did a collab (insert song name lol), The Movie, Beep Beep Boop Boop (this was the third song on the setlist). I probably would know more if I listen to their songs again (but I'm so tired right now because I arrived home at 12am and I only got 8 hours of sleep;; (bc I went to bed at 1am)).

Memorable parts of the concert: During one of the MC moments, Ilhoon was like "you guys are hot" (I was legit like, "woa wOA woAAH WhAT?") until he said like hot as in the sweating kind of hot (lowkey disappointed (JKJK)). After Sungjae's solo, since he was wearing this long coat (bc Goblin lmao), Eunkwang said he really wanted to try the coat (and the members said, "It'll probably touch the ground if you wear it" (LMAO)).

So when he did, it reached his ankles haha. They also told him to reenact to one of the scenes and it was really cute and funny. Oh yeah, and at some point, Eunkwang showed his abs to the audience (OMG hahahah) and apparently "Someone had left their abs in Korea" (BTOB members look towards Minhyuk). Eunkwang only showed his abs for 2 seconds and Sungjae said "it looks like white chocolate' LOL.

I don't remember which part of the MC, but Sungjae wanted to say how we're a really cool crowd or something, but then he was like "you guys are so tasty" in English LMAO. The moment Peniel heard him, he was like wtf bruhhhh X"D and he tried to correct Sungjae (poor Peniel lololol). BTOB is so good at making their fans laugh bc legit the members were like "see? naturally, we only have 4 members left" (when Peniel legit just walked out of the stage) so everyone laughed hahaha.

Minhyuk is also such a bias wrecker? I didn’t really see why he was so popular in the beginning (im sorry), but after seeing him rap, I’m like fucking in love (kill me pls). He also kept shooting finger(?) hearts to everyone so /dies/. When the backdrop had them

I love them so much ;;v;;

The fans also prepared some rose lightsticks but guess what? ONLY MY SIDE OF THE SEATS DIDN'T GET THEM :DDDD /salt/ and the members took a few of them away (lmao) bc they "were really pretty". The fans also prepared some slogans but they didn't sing the songs (that were for the slogan), but in the end Ilhoon took them up and made this impressed face hahaha (idk why but he always reminds me of an old man?? X"D)

As an overall, it was really great and in no time, the concert came into an end ;v; it was really fun and really worth it. I feel so satisfied and happy after watching them perform and so I hope to see them again!! ;v;

Not related to Kpop shit: (it's all vkei ;v;)

(but after seeing Codomo's photos in Korea, I feel really jealous ;v; and also Pentagon performing in A-Kon (like "guys, you have fans in HK too" loLOLOL)). Not related to Kpop, but when Morrigan's Ayu kept on hinting that they're going to have an European tour on IG, I got really salty becauSE I WANT THEM TO COME TO HK TOO OK /extremely live deprived/ (which is the result of me being salty at all of the bands not coming to hk lmao)

(but Versailles is coming to HK and I really want to go ;v;;;;;;;;;;;;; but at the same time, if Pentagon came, I would have definitely went ;v;;;;;; I want to hear Hizaki's guitar shredding but then no one likes Versailles (not that I know of) ;v;;; and I don't want to be stuck alone ;v;;;;;;)

Basically sad life lol. IM GOING TO WAIT FOR KIRYU, ROYZ AND/OR CODOMO DRAGON TO COME TO HK. C'MON GUYS, IM WAITING TO SPEND ALL MY MONEY ON YA'LL.

#btob #sungjae #peniel #minhyuk #eunkwang #hyunsik #changsub #ilhoon #btob concert #btob concert experience #live report #kpop concert experience #kpop #concert #yay

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Demon and the Princess part 2

"...for quite some time. In the meantime, you can stay with me in my complex~” Ambrosia pales. “You--You lied to me.” Alnon groans at that. “Honestly, child, it's just a pit stop. I already have consent from your father.” He motions Elias to go call him right now. Alnon jumps off and picks her up, walking over to a chipped door. He knocks four times before muttering latin under his breath. The door opened to reveal a thick raven haired woman. She squeals before reaching for a sacred Ambrosia. “Aw, Al you shouldn’t ha--” Alnon shoved her towards the wall before growling. “I didn’t. Beat it, tramp.” He sneers before taking Ambrosia upstairs. Ambrosia clung to him for dear life as they passed by a couple of creepy men in over coats. “Who are those men?” “Jimmy’s friends. They’re super friends, why they do a ton of favors for em’.” Alnon leads her into a small room, a couple of toys and a child-size bed. Alnon set her down as she looked around. “How long will I be here?” Alnon has heard that many times. It wasn’t a new thing to him really. Though time was sporadic. It could be for a few days, months, years. It all depended on the person's will to negotiate. Though this was Walter Theol. You see, a couple of months ago, Walter had hired them to take out his competition from running a second term, so long as they had cover up that he had nothing to do so. And so they did, it was pretty simple job. That is, until one night, when Elias and his ‘family’ were having a hangout, several rogue policemen came in and raided their house, taking in 5 people in custody of murder and plotting. Turns out, they were almost on Walter's case until he had told them it was “the dirt mongrels on Ewan Ave.” Since then, they had blacklisted Mr. Theol from their alliances. And he was gonna pay. Alnon leaned against the door, avoiding her stare. “Who's to say? I sure as hell ain’t the boss. I’m surprised you caught on this fast.” He whistles “I heard a bad man yelling at daddy over the telephone. He was very upset at him for breaking his promise. I heard the bad man talking to daddy in some weird wording’. Mama says it's witches language. The bad man had placed a curse on daddy.” Ambrosia felt her eyes tear up “My daddy gon’ made a deal with a satanic witch--now we all gonna pay the price for his transgressions. Please, mister, don’t kill my mama and me. And if my daddy died, may god forgive his soul for bowing to Satan's word.” “Not even the devil himself would have dealt with your old man. He knew what he was doing and now he has to pay the price for it.” Alnon walks off and closes the door. Sometimes, he wished he didn't have families who dealt with this kind of thing or made deals, then who's to change the guy's mind once they already struck a deal. Elias might as well had been the real satan. Alnon was nothing compared to the sick, twisted things Elias had done. Alnon was a freelance, lower class demon, when a vessel got old, he’d move onto the next. Gambling, taking on lady escorts, and occasionally killing people in the sake of continuing is criminal escapades. But Elias was so much worse. If he hadn’t been on this mission, no doubt this kid would be going through with some of the harsh tortures. It was a few weeks later, Alnon watched as Ambrosia watched the rain from the window seat. He glanced over at Elias who was talking his hourly dates, probably boasting on how rich and powerful he was. One things for sure: Alnon was bored. Sure as hell he was going to hang out with one of his colleagues. He walked over towards the small silver hair girl before sitting on the piano seat. He whistled lightly to get her attention. Nothing. “See any straggling’ spooks out there?” He questions, trying to lighten the mood. Ambrosia said nothing, but shook her head, sniffling. Alnon sighs, turning away only to see the piano keys in his view. Hmm maybe if he just--He pressed some keys. This sure wasn’t a cryptic organ, though it had a similar look to it. “Have you ever played an instrument?” He glanced over to her, but still she wasn’t not answering. Alnon sighs, slumping on the keyboard making a sudden offkey sound. He pouted before hearing a slight giggle. Alnons neck spruced up as he eyed a less upset Ambrosia. “Was that a little chirp I heard from a mouse? Certainly not from a Miss Theol~” He teases, adjusting his posture on the seat. The certain theol cleared her throat trying to brush it off. Alnon smirked. “Laughs don’t sound like that,” he exclaimed in a silly voice, smashing on some keys, Ambrosias laugh increasing in volume. He turned back, cracking his knuckles before playing a soft, melodious tune. His fingers gradually pressed the keys as to be in sync with a certain sound. Even he, Alnon himself, was shocked on how he was able to play with such harmony. He heard a slight squeak of a chair being pulled up next to him before he peered over to see Ambrosia staring down at the keys and his fingers graciously moving among them. He noticed that her expression was in trance before she started to play aside from him, a slight upbeat tune to match up with his slow, calm one. Alnon stayed fixated on his, stealing a small glance as he smiled at her actually enjoying herself. As the duo played, they started to attract some of the other ‘people’ that were there. Sure enough, a small crowd surrounded the two, both with huge smiles as they mutually played next to each other. Claps, cheers, people were dancing. If a person were to look at this, they’d think of a party, no less a celebration between some guests enjoying music of a father and daughter. Ambrosia watched as people cheered her on, her head swinging from side to side. Meanwhile, the raven haired lady from before was lurking in the doorway, crossing her arms as she glared at Alnon. But before she was going to parade in with a snarky comment, the two had stopped and stood up, bowing as they smiled widely. “Ah, thank you, all of you! Though, the real talent would have to be Miss Theol~ Let’s give up for her ladies and gents!” The crowd roared in applause as Ambrosia bashfully coursteyed. Just as she bowed she heard slow clapping from the figure in back. She spotted the raven haired vixen slowly walking over to them. “Very exquisite~ I’m sorry I haven’t introduced myself from before. The names Charlotte De chagny. Nice to finally see you warming’ up to us satanic creatures~” She booped her nose, making Ambrosia back away, her nose scrunching up “I was just--I was--” “She was just tickling the ivories, you harlot, it was all in good fun!” Alnon interrupted, standing in front of Ambrosia. “And does boss know you’re letting the kid place her--ugh-- dirty human hands on his beaut?” She sneers at him “Excuse me, ma’am, I always wash my hands, and to be fair, your hands are probably just as dirty,” Ambrosia replies, making Charlotte's eyes darken. The crowd gasped and looked at the demon for a reaction. Sure enough, Charlotte's eye twitched before her claws lengthen. “Little brats like you shouldn’t even breath the same air as US!” Charlotte rose up her hand to strike her before a firm hand held her wrist in the air. They all turn to Elias who still had his signature grin on his face. The scene was quiet before he spoke up. “Ladies, Ladies, no need to get riled up now. It was all in good fun, like Alnon said. Remember that Mrs. Theol is a guest in our humble abode. It is not host-like to frighten and discipline the child. Though you seem to forget--” he squeezed her wrist tightly, Charlotte winced and whimpered before he threw her against the wall. “Your place,” he finished. Elias looked over at the crowd before he dusts off his shoulders. His eyes were half lidded, almost calm but you were able to see he was holding down his aggression. “That's enough performance today, remember where are of y’all are in. You think this is a god damn game, everyone of ya. If it ain’t for me, you all would be stuck scraping by in the Under whilst you try to make ends meat. I coddle and treat ya with all these gifts, but you seem to forget that you’re still below the boss’ shoe.” He steadily stalks toward a scampering Charlotte, bending down and raising her chin with his cane. “And that spoil can be easily taken back. Do you really want to go back to that kind of life, doll?” Charlotte's grip weakened as she slumped down, silently admitting defeat. “No Mister Elias,” she spoke quietly. Elias raised an eyebrow. “What was that, honey? Do speak up now, my cane can’t hear you?” “I said,” Charlotte started as she covered her shoulders, “No Mr. Elias, I do not, please excuse my behavior.” Elias glanced down at her arms, bruises and burnt scars decorated her skin almost faintly. “Good because I’d hate to see such a fine lady like yourself receive another one of them dark accessories from me, ya here?~” He presses a finger to her nose before getting up to face the crowd. “You see this here is a fine example of what happens when you don't--haha--obey the rules. Let this be a lesson to all: if you ever--ever double cross me.” He walks toward Alnon, his smile widening. “I will be the first to knock you down before you go runnin’. Do i make myself clear?” Lennon's expression hardens. “Transparently~” Alnon croons as the others disband in haste, Ambrosia looking up at them. Elias motions him to come over to his office, sending one of the burly henchmen to take Ambrosia to her room. Alnon groans before walking over to his office, preparing for whatever complaint he was about to say. Elias sunk into his chair, striking up a match to light his cigar. He fixated his eyes on him. “Alnon, do you remember the time we met?” His tone was eerily calm. Alnon smiled a little, leaning against the wall. “Your friends tried to mug me. They realize what--race I was then brought me to you~ Inseparable ever since. Ain’t that right, Elly?” He winks, making Elias chuckle, adjusting his glasses. “It seems so long since we’ve first encountered each other, huh? You’re the eldest of many of my little followers. So it seems only fair that you know better than that little slut or any of those ass kissers do. I like you, Alnon, you’re like a--son if I ever had one. I admire your spark in little jobs i have for you. The same knack for spilling blood then wiping

#boogy writes #alnon #elias #demon ocs #witches assistant

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