#I fuckign love this cat

[arttypeomochao]

(Mega Luxray for my fan region) ⚡️

#artpost #digital art #pokemon fanart #sinnoh #Luxray #mega Luxray #shiny Luxray #fakemon #I fuckign love this cat

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

pros of a wood furnace: cozy home. cozy everything. i can now safely set fires within the house

cons: my cats are so fucking grimy and im in smoke detector hell

#i came out of my room to see letti absolutely Melted on the floor in front of the furnace #i have never seen that cat so relaxed and blissful #and then i Realized. #and then she got up. and i saw all of the ash now all over her fur #i need to figure out a low effort cleaning regiment for the floor surrounding the furnace #or maybe find a way to set up a place that will encourage my cats to hang There near the furnace instead of on the ashy floor #HER WHITE SPOTS ARE SMEARED WITH GRAY. #THIS IS THE CAT THAT LOVES SLEEPING ON MY BED. #i dont even want to think about what her beans look like #stg if i have to give her a bath.... #actually i probably will bc they need to go to the vet soon #SHE LOOKED SO COZY THO 🥺 #absolutely unprompted #and the fuckign. hell on earth experience i had the other day #both smoke detectors going off at once. #that nearly took my out for the entire fucking day #i Could Not Think i Could Not Breathe Properly i Could Not Form Words #i had to put mrs. piggy on my head for the next hour or so. thats how fucked up it got me

[maledistributionsystem]

Look at you, under me. My knees on either side of your waist, leaning over you while I keep my hands firm on your shoulders. Your eyes is real big like a little deer, haha, you know I can feel your heartbeat right?

You look so goddamn handsome right now. Moonlight on golden brown skin, the slight shine along the gradient of your lips, the way your eyes are pulling me in; somehow darker than the already dark room. You look in the mirror lately? Your jawline is changing, it's squaring itself out. Your shoulders lookin different too. You're like a flower or some shit, blossoming into a man at my hands.

Tell me, You wanna get hurt?

Nah—Hey!—Dont you try that shit again or I'll pin you forreal. Lay there and relax. I aint goin nowhere and neither are you. yet.

Think about it. You, me, shorts, MMA gloves, gym mats. You've noticed by now, yeah? You're a little stronger than you were before I started workin' on you. I wanna test it, I wanna beat the hell out of you, and you can do the same to me. I want to hurt you. You should see how much more a man can take than the imposter who was in your place before. I wanna see that realization in your eyes when you realize how much easier it is to hit me just a little harder. I wanna see how much sweatier you can get now. I wanna hear all them new noises you can make in your new voice. Don't you wanna see it too? the evidence of your actualization? You look all calmed down, I'll ask you again;

You wanna get hurt, little man?

#force masc #forced masculinization #autoandrophilia #autoandrophile #black ftm #black masculinity #ftm nsft #mlm ftm #MDS Originals #I love sparring so fucking much it was my favorite part of taekwondo #when i can afford it i wanna take BJJ and MMA classes #also lmfao when i typed relax i just kept thinkin of that one video thats like this dude with his cat and hes like #'mothafucka relax. Relaax. OUUUUUUUUUUU' #its so fuckign funny #he makes that noise cause his cat bites the shit outta him its so fucking good

[deityofhearts]

I honestly don’t know why people talk to me when i say shit like this on the regular

#deity dialogue #cause you know #you know he says puppy power and all that shit all the fuckign time #trans scrappy would say pussy power #i realize now I could’ve said scrappy if he were a cat and maybe it would have been less of a curse upon my lovely friend Stara #but that’s too late

[steakout-05]

WAIT THERE'S GARFIELD ANIMATRONICS!?!!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!???? AND I DIDN'T KNIOW ABOUT THIS UNTIL TODAY!?!?!?!??!??!?!??!??!?!??!??!??!??

I LOVE THEM!!!! HOLY SHIT HOLY COW I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEY'RE ADORABLE!!! AND THEY CAN TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT JON!!!!! HE'S REAL HE'S FINALLY REAL!!!!!!!! ODIE HAS A LITTLE LIFE SAVER!!!!! GARFY BABY'S FISHING FOR PIZAAA AAAAAAA I LOVE THEM THESE ARE SO COOL WHAT THE FUKC?!??!?!? ANAHFDNFIDSBFOsjffbohjeiofhfsioHUIDHFUORH

#garfield #garfield the cat #jon arbuckle #odie #animatronics #IAAPA #KEYSMASHING IN EXICTEMENBT #ODIE'S LITTLE TAIL WAGS!!!!!!! #JON IS FINALLY REAL HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLHY HSIT HO #Y SHIT HOLYHSITHSHIT SHTI #ok okokok i gottas calm down these are so fuckign cool i love them!!!!!!! #unfortunately though these animatronics didn't end up being used because of six flags china being changed to sunac land :( #BUT they're awesome and the animatronic nerd in me hopes that one day these will appear again.... #i hope they still exist because they're beautiful and wonderful and i love them with all my heart #jon is sosososososo cute i love him i love him ho #ly shit sjfgh #agh i keep accidentally makin g new tags #i love jon i love him i loVE HIM #he's ADORABLE!!!!!!!! #i want to hold his hand........ #Youtube

[suburbanbonfire]

deleted all of my reference photos for this winter classic piece and saved before i realized

this is fine

#i will just spend another 10 mins trying to find pics of fuckign VGK faces #this is great #my cat is also meowing at me soooooo insistently and pitifully #baby i love you i gotta work #mamas drawing hockey players its serious stuff #rambles #someone save me from me

[whatareyoudoingwithamaserati]

Not goth but I believe in their beliefs

#my brother and his brother from another mother who might have been connected to him at the ass at birth (now my adopted brother) are taking #me to a Goth Event and I forgot how much fun dressing up and fuckign up my hair was #my cat Also forgot how much fun it was because he’s eating my feet and my comb and my origami (unrelated to the outfit he just really likes #eating paper) #anyways. goth 🤝 punk #we LOVE our hairspray and unconventional makeup #also u know the spin is bad when you’re getting ready and the back of your head is just commentating like omg goth zam wojld be so cool he’d #get his eyeliner wrong and then cry and then think it looked kinda badass actually. and then nearly snap a comb in half and almost die of #fume inhalation while trying to get a bats nest going #cats.txt

[rot-dogz]

somethings not right with wolfberry...

a doodle I did last night thats pretty cool I think actually  nyway shes defiantly not inspired by Jon Sims TMA what hahahahahah what do you mean what..........No...

#TMA #Warrior cats #warriors #Jon sims #i fuckign love wolfberry she is so scrungle #theres something horribly wrong with her

[exnusquam]

[mun] love when my cat meows because her meows always sound like "WAOH" or "WEEH"

#Necro speaks.; #i fuckign. love cats so much its unreal

[featherdawn]

warrior cats should make one of those mobile apps where u collect the characters and breed them and they all have different elements and shit

my autism would go apeshit

#yk like dragon city or my singing monsters #i fuckign love collecting my little guys and sorting them into their little groups <333 #warrior cats

[powwidge]

decided to draw the three main characters of the three warrior cats fanfics i wrote when I was 11-12 (the fact that this was a decade ago absolutely fuckign scares me btw!!!)

It kills me how absolutely massive Crowfrost looks next to her mom (the left one) but what can I say, her dad's huge!! also limefire is such a fucking stupid name. poor little baby

#waca oc #warrior cats oc #warrior cats #little me would love me sm for having drawn them again #i should draw thei respective mates at one point too dafhgkdafj #fun fact #crowfrost's mate's name is fuckign. rainbowstripe #and the man is STRAIGHT #like what went wrong there #what happened to u rainbowstripe why r u not queer like the rest of us #tch

[n0ct0urn1quet]

@raiden-metal-gear-rising kising u ON THE LIPS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#i made this meme :] #not my image (obviously. u know thats not my cat KSJDKLG) but i added the silly text heehoo #BUT HEEGHJGHJNJGKE THIS IS ME RN! !!!!!!!! showering u in hugs kisses snugles cuddles etc etc and so on and So Fucking Forth!!!!! #OH i love u so much u are so shaped methinks............. #we shoul!!!!!!!!! video chat aagain maybe!!!!!!!!!!!! ahgh i wish i had my webcam so i didnt have to use my laptop buti dont HAVE it anymor #and i am SOSAD but i wanna video chat again with u bc hrhrgrgrghgr ur prettyyyyyyy ur so preyrtyyyyyyy #either that ooorrrrrrrrrrr u could send me selfies more oftnen that workse too heehoo................................ #LITSTEN i jus like seeign ur face oke. u are very veyr very cute!!!!!! and prebby!!!!!! #and ur face? is kisable. and i am going to kis it #literally like a coupl hours ago i was jus layin down n i was just like Wow I Really Fuckign Wana Kis My Gf Rn lke i just #i do not mean jus typing u *mwah* or somethign i mean just like!!!!!!! actulally kissing u in Real Life!!!!!!! #i want to so bad i canot wait to meet u in person in a coupl months and jus!!!!!!!!!!! ghive u the biggest fucgiking kiss ever!!!!!!!!! #cause!!!!!!!! im gonna kis u so sofly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! an so happily!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #an im gona wake up in ur bed and if i wake up before u do im gonna roll over ontop of u an give u liiiiiitol kises on ur face 2 wake u up.. #an i wil kissy u on da n ose an cheek an forhead an when u wake up i wil kis u on da lips!!!!!!!! #an if u wake up before me bro u can do thtate too........... gib me kiseys............. idk if itll wake me up or not bc am a heavy seeper #BUT stil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u should!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jus kis me rn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awajhwgahjw #i just love u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! verey verey much #i kno the first coupl hours of today werent very Ebic but........ its oke...... things ar gona b oke i Prommy #Emotions Ar Jus Hard 2 Control but i wil work on it an ill b here if u neede anythimbg... i lub u lots no matter what....... #u my wife!!!!!!!!! u my gf!!!!!!! my she my she my she!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i just love u lots lots lst :) :) :) :) #im kisy u goodnite!!!!!!!!!!!!! goodnite seepyhead!!!!!!!! get gloopy ooupy sneepys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lubvs u :] :] <3333333

[dangergays]

how do all these evil dudes all have cats that they pet slowly in their chairs while keeping a straight face. anytime my cat sits on my lap i am Overwhelmed With Love

#i love my fuckign cats so much #shut up lucas #lucas.pets🐾

[svturn-exe]

my cat is cuddling my arm and holding it hostage and cat adam definitely does to jonah this just for the funny

another case of adam abusing Cat Law!!!!!!!! when will his reign of terror (fuzzy snuggles) end !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#my cat mostly just steps on my throat while i'm sleeping and bites my ankles kjHKVJHDV:OUIJD #she's so cute & i love her but she's a fuckign menace . #asks4saturn

[saetoshis]

me when i see this pic of shizuku 😋😋

#HSESHDJAJAKAAA #SHES SO FUCKIGN SEXY IM GONNA DIE #I LOVE SHIZUKU I FORGOT TO MAKE A SELFSHIP MODOBOARD FOR HER 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 #BC I DEADASS AM SO IN LOVE 🤕🤕🤕🤕 #SHE IS SOSOSOSOS CUTE #RUBBING MY HANDS TOGETHER TRUING NOT TO POUNCE ! #I AM JUST A LIL CAT !! WHO WANTS SNUGGLES #SHE IS GETTING POUNCED ON ! 🤕🤕 #[‹ moshi : thirsts ›] #[‹ shizuku! ›] #[‹ gallery ›]

[janitorjuliann]

my dm is not super good at remembering rules, doing voices, keeping track of player actions in combat, or not being an absolute pushover who lets us do basically anything we want - but what he's GREAT at is setting us up for extremely dramatic moments and then clapping and cheering and screaming when we do dramatic character acting about it. this post brought to you by my character telling an enemy "I'll see you later - I think we're going to the same place" before immediately killing them, after which the dm literally pogchamped

#goooood i love my depressed catman so much.. he's a recovering addict he has no empathy he's a crime scene janitor #his cousin is worried about him he's actively choosing to do the right thing he wears cat ears to work he eats noodles every goddamn day #he's even divorced!!!! diego yuor my fuckign ANGLE