#I WAS DETECTED

[cemeterything]

obviously people steal things from other people it's one of the oldest tricks in the book but it still always surprises me to learn that people plagiarise because my introduction to the concept was basically being told that if i ever plagiarised anything i would be executed by firing squad and my head would be removed and displayed on a spike outside the walls of the hallowed academic institution i was attending as a warning to others

#🐉 #like they were not fucking around they were like you will be BLACKLISTED we will EXILE you there may be FINANCIAL RESTITUTION OWED #if our plagiarism software detects anything suspicious we will FLAY YOU ALIVE IN THE TOWN SQUARE #i still wake up in a cold sweat sometimes wondering if i cited my sources correctly

[kigiom]

#You Are A Detective Pair. actually. #thomas.text #gonna tag this as #endeavour #sorry #edit: not changing my original tags as I change the root post <3 #but this is me preaching. come on guys pspspspsps

[datcravat]

#ghost trick #this has made my week ngl #this isnt even half of it it's so great #NONE of the 210 replies are spoilers #everyone is so good I love this fandom so much #ghost trick: phantom detective

[critterbitter]

Blitzle getting obliterated by a flying type is peak comedy to me, sorry guys.

BONUS:

(Masterpost)

#inspired by that one time I stumbled across the worlds buffest pidove in b2 #idk what they were feeding the pidoves but that one pulled two succesfull detects and then a roost #the sheer rage i felt… anyways i caught her and her name’s pigeon. i love pigeon very much. #myart #submas #fanart #pokemon ingo #pokemon #sketchbook #subway boss ingo #submas comic #art #pokemon emmet #pokemon elesa #pidove #nimbasa trio #tynamo #blitzle #litwick #tynamo’s suggesting eating a car battery #(dont eat car batteries kids)

[calista-222]

Team Chaotix means so much to me,,✨

#my art #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sth #team chaotix #team chaotix detective agency #espio the chameleon #charmy bee #vector the crocodile #comic #digital art #digital drawing #mighty the armadillo #knuckles the echidna #These comics are very good practice but I'm also often making them up as I go so they're really hard to finish fdbhf

[werewolfsister]

Nothing like finding a body in the trunk of your cherry red sports car after a hard day at work!

#I am HOWLING LAUGHING reading the reblog tags lmaoooooo ty everyone #Phoenix Wright #Miles Edgeworth #SL-9 Incident #Rise From the Ashes #Detective Goodman #Edit: thank you for 1k+ notes everyone!!!!! #Ace Attorney #Edit: thank you for 2k+ notes guys??!!!! #Edit: 2500+ notes?!?!? 😱 #Edit: THREE THOUSAND NOTES WTF IS GOING ON HAHAHA THANK YOU #Edit: 3500 notes man I can’t even believe it hahaha

[cantobear]

another vision of mine...

#genshin impact #genshin #gaming genshin #yip gaming #heizou #shikanoin heizou #cantobearart #started off w me noticing how many design details they share and then thinking abt their jobs (best guard + best detective !!) #+ martial arts prowess + energetic strongwilled and mischievous personalities ... #yeah! #thanks for listening #sorry i just keep drawing random things but i think i'm finally done for now

[night-eyes1]

#glass onion #I am talking about his clothes #But also his personality too #In the first film he was like calm and cool detective #In the second movie hes much more like a adorable sunshine #benoit blanc #daniel craig #hugh grant #knives out #glass onion a knives out mystery #edward norton #janelle monae #phillip blanc #miles bron #helen brand #cassandra brand #rian johnson

[fukiana]

BALDUR'S GATE 3 (2023) dev. Larian Studios

#dnd ass dialogue option. ''i cast detect thoughts on the mind flayer'' DM: ''its....... its a MIND FLAYER'' ''i rolled a 23'' #gamingedit #bg3edit #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #the emperor #oc: rylas

[preacherboyd]

With all the dick swagger you roll, you can't spot crazy pussy?

#truedetectiveedit #true detective #rust cohle #marty hart #rustmarty #tor gifs #i had to include the tina turner scene okay it was too perfect

[homosexual-having-tea]

My love for Benoit Blanc knows no bounds. He's just some guy, he's a genius, he's the new Poirot, he encourages women to speak their mind at people who screw them over, he hates rich people, he's married to malewife Hugh Grant, he dresses like a 70s queer man with access to online shopping, he has no consistent accent other than Vaguely American Southern, he can solve any mystery, he cannot win Among Us, and I would marry the hell out of him him if I wasn't a lesbian and he wasn't a gay dude.

#literally benoit blanc is my beloved i love that silly queer detective SO much #beloved southern guy with funky fashion. king <3 #knives out #chives out #glass onion #benoit blanc #my most beloved silly man

[vonlipvig]

glass onion had lgbt rep in the way that i prefer: a character is shown to be gay in a subtle yet unmistakeably domestic way, and then nothing romantic happens and we go solve a murder with the power of friendship and violence

#sorry to the qu*erbaiting crew but youre wrong and this is for ME #i dont want romance i want my detective to be gay just for the sake of it thank you #according to jules #glass onion

[fiveocock]

#bg3 #karlach #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 meme #all I do is memes #nonetheless new otp detected #he's so babygirl with her I can't #my art #my favourite girlies #doing the girlies stuff

[jellie-the-aqua-puma]

Chuuya’s so funny because he literally shows up to do the bare minimum (unless Dazai is involved).

Like mfkr, you’re the strongest person in the world, what do you mean “oh no! he sliced through the helicopter blades! What are we going to do?!”

Your power is near limitless. Take your pick of defensive techniques. Throw him to space. Grind him to dust. Carry the helicopter away???

Why are you making people jump out of planes and sacrifice their lives when you can juggle the opps until their brains are mush?

He’s like “Mori said let them on the helicopter. I did my part.”

“Oh no; that kid and that guy from that place that Dazai occasionally volunteers at are strapped to bombs?” … “Well it’s my day off so more power to them.” ✌🏼

The absolute bare minimum. He’s so funny.

#he’s always like “well I guess it’s over for you guys” #I bet you if Dazai was there he would’ve put in more work #and he doesn’t even stick around to give a report!!! #he comes and then he leaves!! #he’s so funny #and out of pocket #port mafia shenanigans #bsd #bungou stray dogs #chuuya nakahara #bsd chuuya #soukoku #Mori ogai #the Ada #armed detective agency #Chuuya putting in zero work #bsd manga #bsd anime #bsd Chuuya Nakahara #port mafia

[rose-nobles]

#old married couple

#dead boy detectives #dbdedit #chewieblog #cinemapix #dailyflicks #dailynetflix #dixonscarol #flimtvcentral #televisiongifs #tuserlyn #tvedit #useraimz #userbarrow #userbbelcher #userdiana #userelio #usermaguire #userstream #usersugar #*edits #dead boy detectives spoilers #i luv those two idiots 😆 #scheduled post

[tomfrogisblue]

bro I'm gonna explode

q!philza is always shocked when people build their houses next to him, move into his basement, trust his judgement and advice, trust him with their lives

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST

the new member's first memories of this server are gonna be how you gave them waypoints, then money so they could use them, then explained the bounty system, then swooped in like a guardian angel when one of the players was downed all by herself

AND EVERY NEW MEMBER IS TREATED SIMILAR BY YOU

ANYTIME ANYONE ON THE SERVER NEEDS HELP, YOU SWOOP IN, AVOCADO TOAST IN HAND

I just wanna shake q!philza by the shoulders and yell in his self-depreciating face "YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON AND YOU ARE LOVED!"

#my apologies i needed to get this off my chest #dadza again shocked that his good father energy is appreciated #also he confirmed to yd that he indeed has a family. yes q!phil and that family includes detectives demons inventors ducks warriors etc etc #and a very determined cucumber #qsmp #qsmp lore #qsmp philza #phils basement gonna be full