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#I NEED TO GRAB IT SQUEEZE IT
thedevilandhisbride · 2 years
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very violent in your face reminder that you should NOT grab someones wheelchair and start wheeling them out of the way or to another area without their permission i went on a fieldtrip yesterday to a university and while my friend who was wheeling me around the entire time stepped off to the side to do something, my teacher unexpectedly came up behind me and started to wheel me over to another area when i was in the middle of doing something. she did not warn me or even bother to tell me that she was going to start moving me. this is only because i am in a wheelchair. it scared me and it was not okay at all. its the same thing as taking someone forcefully by the shoulders and moving them somewhere else when their friend who was walking with them stepped off to the side for a moment and they were waiting for them. you dont do that because its rude, weird, and disrespectful towards them- so why would you do that to me, or any other wheelchair user?
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koukaaa-descent · 3 months
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i need to stick my hand inbetween the joints and see what happens . how hard yuo bite White Boy . th is stupid fucking thing. The way the hat is shaped is killing me., it can’t even bite down fully because itsjaws are too wide. Fucking Idiot
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cannibalhellhound · 1 month
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So, I'm doing stuff
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I can't have nice things without obsessing over them
aka I started watching 911 and I'm already on season 5 after a week
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kitnita · 4 months
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wyatt johnston & connor mcdavid share a post-faceoff embrace — EDM vs DAL — 02.17.24
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noecoded · 2 years
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u always get everything that u want
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dennisboobs · 7 months
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squeezy
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orcgirlcock · 9 months
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good GOD i need to be held
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tokensonsaturn · 1 year
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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catominor · 6 months
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there comes a point in being a roman history enjoyer where you just start wanting to do unspeakable things to those old men i think
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gallonsoblood · 10 months
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Bro got a little hungry 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Mandatory Tord posting did y’all miss him (i know its late im sorry)
@eddsworld-the-masquerade
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stealingyourbones · 8 months
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Submitted Prompts #135
I know I tend to send in DPxDC prompts, but today I had A Thought.
I've been playing Warframe again, lately, and I've been grinding for the Operator Affiny things (thank you Zenurik Focus, for blessing me with boundless Energy with which to commit chaos :D )
And a thought struck me: Operators use Transference to pilot a Warframe. It comes from their Void powers, granted to them in an accident, where their ship was about to dimension-jump into the Void. This overlapping of dimensions made the Tenno into something Other (hilariously, they're called Tenno because they were from the Zariman 10-0. Ten-Zero. Ten-O. Tenno) with extra-dimensional powers, among which is a beam of energy from said dimension. Sound familiar?
What I'm getting at here is: Immortal Danny finds himself transported into the Zariman after the tragedy that befell it, and since The Void and the Infinite Realms are neighbouring extra-dimensional planes of existence, he feels right at home with the survivors (canonically, the adults all went insane, while the more adaptable children survived with powers) and helps them with their powers.
Eventually the Orokin find them, as in canon, and take them in as their Tenno Warrior caste. Their Praetorian Guard, of sorts, and build the Prime Warframes for the children to inhabit and pilot.
Danny goes along with it, because hey cool space bio-armor that he can power with his abundance ecto-energy. Maybe Pandora and frostbite might want to take a look, too.
His Warframe? Banshee Prime
Shit happens, as one might say, and as the Tenno are put into cryo-sleep by the the Lotus (Space Mom!!!!) Danny goes back to the Realms, after his vacation is done.
Eons later, the Tenno rise again, to a shattered and warring Solar System.
They reestablish their Relays, and their presence once more brings order and peace to the System. And as the Order once again grows, as more and more Tenno wake up, Teshin, the Last of the Orokin Dax (the Royal Guard) tells them of Banshee Prime, and her incredible powers over sound and voice.
As the Tenno pilots reawaken in their stasis pods in Lua, one remains missing. Tenno across the System all wonder where everyone's favorite older brother went, and what happened to his Banshee Prime Warframe that he always lovingly maintained and repaired himself.
One, the Harrow pilot, peers into the Void, as he typically does, and finds a trace leading to another dimension other than the Void where the Moon had been hidden, with their pods in it.
Essentially, a whole legion of high school murder-inclined feral teens go on a trip to the Ghost Zone to bring back their older brother, so he can once again tell them of the stars and their meanings. They think he would like to have words with some people, and the Main Character has spotted the Lotus look to the stars with grief in her eyes as she wonders on her wayward child's whereabouts.
Danny, for his part, has grown up into his Fenton Brickhouse genes (not being in a stasis pod will do that to you) and is ruling the Realms along with his Council of Ancient, and generally getting his new powers as the Ancient of Space under control, like he's done before with his basic ghost abilities, and later his ice.
What he didn't expect, was for his old siblings to knock down the doors to his Throne room and crowd him, all screeching about how come he grew up when they're all stuck as kids still, and why dies he look so different, and so many questions that he gets a little overwhelmed.
When Clockwork (grandpa), Pandora (mom) and Frostbite (dad) turn to him and his baby siblings, and say Danny really should take a break "for your own health, Your Highness. You're overdue a vacation!"...let's just say the System was ready for the Tenno. Alad V was ready to face them in battle and experiment with their Warframes (the Valkyr lore is horrifying if you pay attention to it).
No one was ready for Phantom and Banshee Prime to take the System by storm, leading an army of feral children with murder-hobo inclinations
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spoopy-cactus · 2 months
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What if we could squeeze thoughts out of our brain like sponges
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fisheito · 1 month
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Imagine you have to set up yakumo's enclosure for the next couple months. How do you set it up and what do you put in there?
oh NO.! THE PROPPHECY HAS BEenm FUFILLED
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i am standing in my room, leggies rooted to the floor. i am in shock .frozen and i have no idea how to proceed. there is a perpetual pathetically sobbing serpent under my blankie.
#stares at the camera and stage whispers#i can't be responsible for another living creature. i can't. or . er. i can. but I SHOULDN'T#i'll have to suppress every violent urge in my body to keep this thing alive for several months#i CANNOT fling him out the window. i WILL NOT grab his entire face and squeeze. I SHALL NOT chew on his tail.#now i'm reminded of that post where it's a pretty princess cage on the floor and comments go [that aint big enough for a dog]#and OP is all [it's not FOR a dog 😀]#yeah. that's me right now imagining a full grown yakumo in a cage by my bedside#SO FOR EASE OF MY IMAGINATION AND TO increase yaku's chance of surviving these next months#i'm going to try real hard to imagine him exclusively in pocket snake form (scrunches up my face in valiant effort)#his enclosure (crib?!?!) is flanked on all sides by eiden plushies#since yaku is an adult there is a smaller chance of him suffocating on eiden in his sleep. wait. actually#arranges the eiden walls to give some pockets of air. i don't trust him. he WILL suffocate on eiden given the opportunity#he gets one of those tiny dollhouse cooking sets for enrichment LOL#or i'll give him a bunch of those make-your-own gummy kits with elaborate setups and tiny egg gummies#crying yaku is the excuse i need to finally get a humidifier#i can survive not misting myself.. usually... but yaku will cry himself into dehydration. it's misting time#he gets an entire alcove closed off in the corner with his basic needs met. i cannot perceive#he can lurk in privacy as much as he wants. there are at least TWO hot rocks in there with garukaru's faces painted on em#there is a duplicate open-space alcove next to it for when he actually wants something from me LOL#is he a free range snake? can i take him to a bunch of restaurants and shove food into my sleeve for him? he wants to sample the delights..#tempted to put a bell on him just so if he gets loose in the basement i'll know to fish him out#but he's pretty cautious... he won't get into any fatal situations in the house right? ...does he know how to swim?!#at least one day is reserved for testing yaku's swimming capabilities.#he is going into the bathtub while it has a film of water. gonna test his traction. i hope i won't get panic-strangled#asks
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skoulsons · 1 year
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the father-daughter relationships where they start off pointing their weapons at each other not liking the other to literally flying home together in the span of like…two days. or less. no but really. I’m dying over here.
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chilpilled · 4 months
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look how cute...
I HAVE THIS PANEL SAVED IN MY CAMERA ROLL IT MAKES ME SO INSANE……..hes so cute it actually makes me lose it. what are u so cute for old man!!! i need to put him in a jar and shake it and listen to him rattle around in there. im looking at this picture and feeling myself gradually lose sanity
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pigeonwit · 1 year
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“I think-” the words trip out of him, running away before he can even realize- “I think I might’ve skipped being a kid and just gone straight into being an adult.”
It’s not technically a lie, but there’s no way for him to explain the truth – not in a way Jack would understand. Not in a way anyone would understand, maybe. Because there’s no way to properly explain the ways in which Davey’s both old and young, adult and child, but never quite in between. He knows how he talks, how he holds himself – not many seventeen year olds would say the word auspicious in casual conversation - and he knows he’s a more than a little bit prudish, cringing away from spit-shakes and rough-housing and all the other manners of boys being boys that always felt so immature to him. But as old as he might be in some ways, there are still pieces of him that feel raw and undeveloped, so very oblivious to the facts of life that seemed to come so easily to everyone else. Everyone else seemed to know what to do and how to do it without ever being told, and Davey – Davey was a child who still needed instructions. Sarah was flying through school while Davey trudged his way through algebra. Les had taken to selling papes like a natural, and Davey had needed Jack to hold his hand. His father understood the rules of men – how they spoke, how they lied, how to lie without lying – but Davey… Davey’s not sure he’s even a man. He’s older than his schoolmates, older than the newsies, perhaps even older than his father in some ways – but he still feels like he’s only a boy.
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