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diversity win! toxic evil roman senator couple are in love

#ficposting

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its so important t o have a nightly routine that consists of imagining those middle aged roman senators kissing sloppy until you fall asleep

#for me its this or them being horriffically sappy &romantic to each other.tbh. as much as i post about evil toxic yaoi i also love romantic #gestures... lfc and martinus...theyre inlove.... tbh

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roman senator tits

#sorry. thinking about martinus again #ficposting

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although tbf sulla also got married a bunch of times.... thia was because everyone wanted him

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pompey in many ways the worlds most married man

#asking the population of rome who's never been married to pompey and only like two hands go up.

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??

He was smitten with pompey. The logical response to this was clearly to make his daughter marry pompey.

(Pompey, Plutarch)

#remember this... oh the rituals... theyre intricate....

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cocktimate or pussylare

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tbh it wouldnt take much to seduce martinus though. hes basically always down

#ficposting

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although tbh i think he did suck sullas sword. or at least wanted to

actually if you think about it the most sexless member of the first triumvirate is probably crassus. he had that vestal virgin scandal but it turned out he was actually just trying to buy her house or something

#the most sexless: crassus #the only one who never sucked on sullas sword: caesar #he did get kicked out of sullas harem for profiting from the proscriptions (even though he wasnt the only one who did..) #so sucking on sullas sword did at least get him some real estate too.. much too think about

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honestly i do love coming up with the things people would say about lfc and martinus in political invectives... lfc seduced martinus for his money. lfc is martinus' third wife. martinus fucks too much. martinus spends too much money on banquets and orgies. etc

#ficposting

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<things that would probably be said in a political invective against lfc actually

well tbh. martinus has 3 wives if you count lfc<3

#ficposting

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actually if you think about it the most sexless member of the first triumvirate is probably crassus. he had that vestal virgin scandal but it turned out he was actually just trying to buy her house or something

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i did once say i think pompey fucked badly but now that ive thought about it more i rescind this opinion. he probably fucked well. in fact it may have been his one true talent

#rip pompey born to slut it up forced to do all that .

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"average roman senator has 3 wives in his lifetime" factoid actualy just statistical error. average roman senator has 1 wife in his lifetime. gnaeus pompenis magnus Georg, who lives in his theater and has 5 wives each year, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#he was getting pussy!!! plut.pomp.2.2.....

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well tbh. martinus has 3 wives if you count lfc<3

#i think when martinus married furia he basically married lfc. perhaps even more than he married furia #ficposting

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by the 4th wife a roman senator marries you're like okay. this is getting a little excessive now

#they were getting silly with it #i feel like martinus has like. 7 different wives vibes but he actually only has 2 over the course of everything... sad!

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Cassandra

Credit…Parco Archeologico di Pompei