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aus-for-shitsandgiggles · 7 months

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I don’t know if anyone remembers the old adam sandler and kevin james called I now pronounce you chuck and larry.

Its about two firefighters where one has kids and his wife passed and of worried who would get his children so he asks his best friend to marry him so he gets his children is anything happens. The best friend is straight playboy but agrees anyway. Thes rest of the movie follows then trying to avoid getting caught.

However, i think it would be 10x funnier if it was Eddie and Buck from 9-1-1. And they are actually married but everyone assumes that they’re faking it so Eddie has Chris secured in Bucks care if anything happens to him.

Eddie and Buck have been dating for 2 yrs, reported it to HR and Bobby knows. The others dont want them to get in trouble so they don’t ask about their relationship.

Bobby thought everyone knew so is confused why ppl are being weird. He worried he has go do a LGBTQ sensitivity training.

In the end Eddie and Buck fine it hilarious that ppl thought they were committed to the bit enough to fuck each other.

#9 1 1 fandom #evan buck buckely #eddie x buck #eddie daiz #buddie #headcanon

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fantasy-costco · 4 months

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@punkrorschach it's simply that Adam Sandler is one of the most aggressively unfunny comedy actors I've ever seen. Like it's not even that he only knows how to play One Guy. Lots of actors play the same character over and over. Ryan Reynolds has been playing pg13 Deadpool in every single role for years and everyone loves him. It's that The Guy Adam Sandler plays all the time isn't even a little bit funny. And he CAN play other characters like he's not even that bad of an actor. Hotel transylvania Dracula was totally different from his usual roles. According to Wikipedia he's done dramas too which implies at least some range. He's just not using it. Like he has the choice and he's doing this on purpose. On purpose he's unfunny. Can you imagine.

Also "I now pronounce you chuck and Larry" is the first movie I remember seeing in a theater and one of my first introductions to the concept of gay people and it probably like permanently damaged my brain by being so fucking bad. It's a wonder I still grew up to be a dyke after watching that.

#I know that poll invites negativity but I didn't want to post my Adam Sandler Hate Rant on someone else's post #image description in alt

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pagan-corruption · 10 months

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I understand why people would say drop the t but the people who add the q as in "Drop the tq+" etc. Are so weird. What is the difference between someone who IDs as queer or questioning and someone who is bi or even gay?

The only difference between queer and LGB is the term is more vague, but they're basically the same thing.

"Well they could be a straight pretending!" Ok, what's stopping them from "pretending" to be bi, or even gay with their roommate a la I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry?

Just be a bigot at that point, ya know?

#drop the t #drop the tq

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virtual-systems-analysis · 1 year

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tbh i think everybody should know about adam sandler

the minute babies are born the doctors should be playing i now pronounce you chuck and larry on a fullscreen tv

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icecoffee90 · 2 years

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Cozy comforts tag game

Thank you for tagging me in this game, @jerzwriter!

Comfort foods: Pizza (did you expect anything else from me? Lol), burgers, all kinds of soup..

Comfort movies: I rarely watch movies.. 😅 Some movies I really liked and rewatched everytime they were on (and even the Czech dubbing couldn't ruin them, lol) are: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Object of My Affection, 50 First Dates, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, You Don't Mess With the Zohan (what can I say.. Adam Sandler movies are popular in this house.. 😅), Legally Blonde, Miss Congeniality.. Hm, I should rewatch the few, never seen them in English..

Funny story about Charlie and the Chocolate Factory nobody asked for: I went to see it in a movie theater the day of the premiere in our small town - and the only people in the theater were me, my sister, my best friend from my class and a random couple.. But there needed to be 6 people for the movie to be shown! 😂 So we had to buy 1 extra ticket (or go home, lol). Thankfully our dad gave us vouchers he got at work so our tickets were significantly cheaper (I believe it was even 75% off? 🤔), so it was no problem, lol.

Comfort clothing: sweatpants and T-shirt, what else? I love hoodies as well..

Comfort songs: Too many! As I keep saying, my favorite music is "rock, metal and Backstreet Boys", lol. Okay, some songs I'm listening to regularly: To the Moon & Back (Savage Garden), I Don't Dance (Sunrise Avenue), Guilty (The Rasmus), I Don't Care (Apocalyptica feat. Adam Gontier), Kiss You Off (Scissor Sisters), It's a Sin (Pet Shop Boys), Said It All (Take That), Scherbenmeer (Christina Sturmer), Černý Brejle (Ready Kirken), High (James Blunt), Wish I Had an Angel (Nightwish), Animal I Have Become (Three Days Grace), Something About the Way You Look Tonight (Elton John), Darabokra Szakitod A Szivemet (Baby Gabi - Not that I speak Hungarian or anything, I actually don't understand a single word, but I still love the song.. 😅) .... Okay this would all day, I'm done... 😂

Comfort books: I'm pretty certain I haven't reread a book since Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.. 😅 But damn, I LOVED that book!

Comfort games: on my phone Fishdom, Homescapes and Panda Pop; on my PS4: Tekken 7 and Spyro the Dragon (what can I say? Nostalgia is a bitch, lol), on PC: I used to play Virtua Tennis 4 and The Sims 2 and 3 (it froze), I unistalled 4 immediately.. Now I don't have any PC games.. I'm just "playing" Microsoft Word Games, Sudoku, Spider Solitaire etc, lol

I don't even know if I did this right... 😂 Not tagging anyone, since this is more personal and I don't bother anybody..

#Cozy comfort tag game

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sarah-sandwich · 2 years

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My husband told his friend they should go to a halloween party as a vampire and a big ole red apple as joke and I was like ??? You want to go as twilight???

Him: ...it's a reference to I now pronounce you chuck and larry... It's what they wear to the party...

Me: babe I've never seen that but I guarantee it's a twilight reference. There's an apple on the book cover and.. you know... Vampires.

Him: 🤯🤯🤯

So basically with our forces combined we are the complete package

#this forbidden knowledge may have ruined the movie for him lol

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jamfilleddrawlings · 7 days

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My review on the amazing and underrated film called Pixels:

Omg this movie was SO FUNNY and it wasn’t even rlly meant for me 😭. I’m a random 16 year old that wasn’t raised in the 80s but it was still soooo funny. 9.6/10. If you DON’T LIKE hilarious movies that will make you genuinely laugh that are about aliens taking over the earth as 80s arcade video games that a gang of Adam Sandler that’s super wholesome and silly then DON’T watch :3. I don’t know what else to say besides go watch this, it has Adam Sandler and Kevin James in it. I know those dudes from so many AMAZING movies but especially I now pronounce you chuck and Larry. PLEASE GO WATCH THIS MOVIE! Also it’s very appropriate and chill so a good family movie :]

#pixels #pixels movie #adam sandler #movie review!#funny movies #family movies #movie night #today was my last day of school yayayay

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nerdby · 1 month

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I am so annoyed at people who think Glee is problematic. Like there were some trash people on the cast of the show, but a lot of people seem to be missing the fact that the show is satire and is intentionally offensive. It is made to offend pearlclutchers who can't stand sex scenes in movies or gay people kissing or swearing in music.

So if you're offended by this show then congrats, you're a pearlclutcher.

Like everyone who loves this show -- we ALL know that it's weird for a grown man to spend all his free time with a bunch of teenagers. We ALL know that Will Shuester is NOT a well-adjusted adult because well-adjusted adults don't try to live vicariously through the high school glee club. We know that.

That's the entire point of the fucking show. That's the joke which is made repeatedly throughout the series. Like Sue Sylvester points it out repeatedly and can Sue be a monster at times? Yes, she can because she is a right-winger who abhorred the arts because she is a deeply fucked up person who is incapable of communicating her feelings in a healthy manner. At least the beginning of the series.

Sue Sylvester is toxic masculinity wrapped up in a woman's body.

And what a lot of people don't get is how HUGE of a deal it was for Glee to have made at all because it celebrates queer people, and it was on mainstream, primetime television.

Like you didn't need fucking HBO to watch Glee. It wasn't considered adult entertainment and it wasn't R-rated. Because that's how it used to fucking be. Go watch any queer movie from the 1990s -- it'll be R-rated even if there aren't sex scenes. The L Word was only aired on HBO which was known for it's edgy content. The one award-winning queer movie from that era was a cautionary tale that erased the existence of transgender men -- 1997's Boys Don't Cry.

Do you get now why it was such a big fucking deal to have shows and movies like Glee or I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry or Degrassi that were marketed as family entertainment?

Queer people weren't taboo. We weren't sex symbols that existed solely to be objectified. We were just normal people asking for acceptance -- and it wasn't fucking torture porn because it was talking about issues that we queer people deal with every fucking day. Cause I hate to tell you this, but a lot of queer people have tragic lives.

I came out to my family as bisexual when I was sixteen. My mom cried and my brother who I haven't spoken to in four years threatened to stab me. When me and my ex-husband broke up in 2015, I stayed with my mom for two months. Then she threw me out because she said she didn't want me turning my little sister queer and she disapproved of me being a Pagan. I alternated between couch surfing and homeless shelters for a year. Then I ended up in the group home.

That's real fucking life.

We don't all have a fucking support system or families that love us or even found families.

And it's uncomfortable and hard to deal with.

That's why it pisses me off so much when I see posts about people saying queer people deserve media that depicts happy queer people instead of tragedy. Because they do deserve happy media, but it's not real. It's not fucking real and it erases the stories of so many fucking people all because it makes YOU unfuckingcomfortable. And it sends kids out into the world naive and unprepared.

It asks queer people to silence themselves because their reality makes you sad.

But you don't care. All you care about is being offended by a satirical dramedy that you have completely misinterpreted.

#lgbt #media censorship #satire #tv and movies #dramedy #glee #queer representation #nostalgia #1990s #nostalgia core #2000s #2000s nostalgia #1990s nostalgia

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therealriver1 · 2 months

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(P.S This is part two continued from the previous post. Please scroll down to read the first half)

⦁ The Lovely Bones 2009 (This isn't a feel-good type of movie but still worth the watch) ⦁ The Brothers Grimm 2005 (Starring the late Heath Ledger with Matt Damon) ⦁ Pirates of the Caribbean 2003 series 1-5 (Definitely one if my favorite Disney films I'd say.) ⦁ The Chronicles of Narnia : The Lion the Witch & the Wardrobe 2005 (I confess I never read the books, but I really liked the movie) ⦁ My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2002 (I loved it! I still rewatch it every now and then) ⦁ 13 Going on 30 2004 (Young me was obsessed with this film and watched it quite a few times) ⦁ The Holiday 2006 (I don't really like all those cheesy Christmas movies, but this one was the exception) ⦁ Into The Blue 2005 (I admit during this time I wanted to see every movie Paul Walker was in) ⦁ Mamma Mia 2006 (A musical movie that didn't make me cringe. It was so nice to see them singing ABBA songs) ⦁ Gothika 2003 (Not your typical horror but psychological horror. Not everyone thinks it's great, but I liked the plot) ⦁ The Others 2001 (I used to think this was so scary! I grew up on horror thanks to my dad, I watched a lot of them, and this was a good one) ⦁ The Sleeping Dictionary 2003 (Young Jessica Alba looked stunning. It's a slow drama but you might like it) ⦁ The Mummy 1999 (I actually watched The Mummy Returns first without knowing about the original. I like everything Egypt, relic or mummy related) ⦁ The Transporter 2002 (I do believe this movie was a hit at the time and the action is top notch) ⦁ Real Steel 2011 (Giant fighting robots, c'mon! This was so much fun to watch) ⦁ The Thing 1982 (If you can't handle gore, you might not like it, but I thought it was great! I even enjoyed the version that came out in 2011) ⦁ The Ghost in the Darkness 1996 (Based on a true story of killer lions, this one was definitely memorable) ⦁ Down With Love 2003 (I don't watch a lot of rom coms, but this was so good) ⦁ Uptown Girls 2003 (A charming film starring the late Brittany Murphy) ⦁ The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 2012 (I of course watched all of the LOTR movies beforehand, but I enjoyed the Hobbit series more) ⦁ Wedding Crashers 2005 (If you are looking for a fun time then this one is a good choice) ⦁ Joe Dirt 2001 (Apparently there was a sequel that I never watched but I very much liked the first movie) ⦁ I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry 2007 (Adam Sandler and Kevin James pretend to be a married couple in this comedy) ⦁ X-men 2000 (I love all the X-men movies in the series) ⦁ Kate and Leopold 2001 (Your typical romance starring a young Hugh Jackman) ⦁ Hellboy 2004 (A cool action/fantasy film by director Guillermo Del Toro and it's based on a comic book in case you didn't know) ⦁ Van Helsing 2004 (Werewolves vs vampires in this one starring Hugh Jackman as the legendary monster hunter Van Helsing) ⦁ Meet The Fockers 2004 (I enjoyed this one more than the first film) ⦁ Awake 2007 (Imagine being fully conscious while under anesthesia and hearing and feeling everything that's happening around you. Starring Hayden Christensen, Jessica Alba and Terrence Howard) ⦁ She's The Man 2006 (I know I can't be the only one who loved this movie when it came out) ⦁ Wild Hogs 2007 (This is definitely one of my fave comedies to watch) ⦁ Face/Off 1977 (A great thriller starring Nicolas Cage and John Travolta) ⦁ The 6th Day 2000 (Another one of my favorites starring Arnold Schwarzenegger) ⦁ Beetlejuice 1988 (I just hope Beetlejuice 2 will be as good as the first one) ⦁ The Shining 1980 (Thrilling and psychological, I just had to add this to my list, it's a classic. Wonderful performance from Jack Nicholson)

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tx-r2035 · 10 months

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Content Warnings

Movie Gore, Possible Sensuality

Wip

Main Account

@1liivers

Type of tv

Samsung TX-R2035

(Going off what Google image search told me lol. Too lazy to check)

Movie Selection(the ones I own)

Sweeney Todd, The Hitcher, House of Wax, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, Dirty Dancing, The Little Shop Of Horrors, Alfred Hitchcock: The Legend Begins, Childs Play, Stacy, Jack Frost(letterbox version??), Resident Evil: Extinction, Changing Lanes, Cradles The Grave, Bad News Bears, Driven, Star Trek Nemesis, X2 Xmen United, Poker My Way, Killer Bill, Rammstein Lichtspielhaus, May Payne, Bulletproof Monk, Dumb And Dumberer, Kong Pow!, Star Wars Revenge of the Sith, O Brother Where Art Thou?, KN WTNG, Balls of Fury, The Bank Job, Never Back Down, Mall Cop, The Wrestler, Father's Day, Bedazzled, The Cable Guy, Serendipity, America's Sweethearts, I now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry, The Fan, The Patriot, My Man Godfrey, The English man, Insomnia, The Little Mermaid, Rouge One: A Starwars Story, Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Army's, The Neverending Story, The Secret of NIHM, Cats and Dogs, Lilo and Stitch, The Cat in the Hat knows a lot about that: Tricks and Treats, Carebears: Journey to joke a lot, Season 1 SpongeBob, The Aristocats, Freaky Friday, Ice Age Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Those are all I could find

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snowisflesh · 2 years

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ok so here are my ratings of all the adam sandler movies I've seen:

Going Overboard (1989): 0/10 somehow this movie has a budget of 800,000 dollars and still looks like it was shot on an ipod in someone's garage in 2009. not funny not sexy. zero stars.

Billy Madison (1995): solid 4/10, pretty stupid and has a lot of dumb jokes but that's why it's fun.

The Wedding Singer (1998): 9/10 actually a pretty cute and funny romcom. I watched this one with my parents.

The Waterboy (1998): 7/10 adam was really killing it in '98. waterboy is a classic, again with dumb jokes and again that's why it's fun. I haven't watched it in several years so my memory is shotty but I remember it being better than most of his movies

Big Daddy (1999): 7/10 it's cute. I bought a DVD copy of this film to give to my dad on father's day once

Little Nicky (2000): 10/10 this movie is so so so fucking funny because it is ATROCIOUS. but I'm sure it was written as a weird satirical take on christianity and that alone gives it an automatic five stars. there's a scene where little nicky dissolves into thousands of spiders with adam sandler's face on them.

50 First Dates (2004): 6/10 it's ok

Click (2006): 8/10 again with the weird satirical adam sandler movies. I absolutely refuse to believe the writers of this one weren't laughing their asses off while making it. it's funny because it's bad.

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007): 5/10 for some reason my lesbian friend really wanted me to watch this and I did and it was ok? some scenes were very hard to sit through but I guess the part where adam sandler says gay people deserve rights is good

Bedtime Stories (2008): 10/10 a classic. cute!

Funny People (2009): 10/10 not only is it genuinely pretty well written, not only is the acting believable, not only is it a weird introspective take on adam sandlers life, not only is the score so sexy, but jason schwartzman is sooo hot in it. you guys know how I get about douchey jason characters and mark taylor jackson was probably the second of his roles I felt really attracted to. if I keep thinking about him I'll start moaning like a cat in heat so I'll move on.

Grown Ups (2010): 5/10 alternative title: adam sandler gets paid to chill with his friends

Just Go With it (2011): 4/10 it was ok.

Hotel Transylvania (2012): 9/10 again cute

Blended (2014): 5/10 for some reason I thought this was the same movie as just go with it and now I'm remembering that this one is the one where adam sandler goes on safari and just go with it is the one where he faked his own death. bumping down both. wait no what the fuck no it isn't. are blended and just go with it the same movie. which one is the one where adam sandler fakes his own death?

Hotel Transylvania 2/3 (2015, 2018): like solid 6/10 I don't even care enough to rank them seperately

The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected) (2017): 8/10 genuinely a good movie.

Murder Mystery (2019): 5/10 whatever

Hubie Halloween (2020): 5/10 I watched this with my then-roommate and about ten minutes in she got up and left and didn't come back.

thank you for your time

i love ur list bestie and i agree with the ones ive seen 4 sure. im watching hubie halloween as we speak and it sure is a movie. im pretty sure blended and just go with it r different movies, tbh i would have to bump down every movie that includes a refernce to adam sandlers odd earlobe kink

#ask

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drewandareview · 4 months

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Raising Arizona (1987)

Originally published November 21st, 2012

I guess this is some kind of a Nicolas Cage 1987 comedy marathon I've got going here.

What made me want to see it?

A Coen Brothers movie with Nicolas Cage was literally all it took.

What did I think of it?

Sweet fucking bucket sluck. It's really nice to know that the Coen Brothers are out there because not only are they inspirationally versatile, but they make some of the greatest comedies I have ever seen. This was no exception. I laughed harder at this movie than I've laughed at a movie in a while. I'd say the two highlights were John Goodman and his partner breaking out of prison and the diapers chase scene.

I think a good way to prove how funny it is is to compare it to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. For one, Arizona had people that clearly embraced filmmaking as a whole and knew how to use visuals to their advantage. Chuck and Larry didn't. Arizona also knew how to be completely absurd while still having engaging and relatable characters and a heart at the center of the movie. This heart is really the perfect glue to hold a comedy together, no matter how wacky. Chuck and Larry tried to have heart--but not very hard.

Had this just been a movie trying to get laughs out of me, I would have thought it was okay. But it really cared to tell a funny story instead of just telling some jokes, and that really hit home with me.

The only thing I wish it did differently was having a bigger ending. It was building up to more of a climax than I wound up seeing.

And also Holly Hunter was comely.

Overall?

Raising Arizona is a hilarious, eccentric comedy made with a fantastic pace, smart filmmakers, and a lot of love.

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slimeybee · 3 years

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Every day @frostytherobot learns more about me than they care to know

#last nights discovery: I've watched I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry at LEAST 10 times as a middle schooler #why? we just don't know

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advice-animal · 2 years

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