#How do Nickel-Back autocorrect to Penis!?!?

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Mashirao Ojiro Headcanons:

He is constantly thinking back on the sports festival, worried that being brainwashed was his fault

He is the most ashamed of his thighs, genitalia and tail; however he is sometimes ashamed about his overall body type.

He has Body Dysmorphic Disorder and the symptoms he suffers most from are:

1) Constantly comparing his appearance with others

2) Being extremely preoccupied with a perceived flaw in appearance that to others can't be seen or appears minor

3) Strong belief that he has a defect in his appearance that makes him ugly or deformed

4) Belief that others take special notice of his appearance in a negative way or mock him.

5) Unstable self esteem

6) Intrusive Thoughts pertaining to oneself

His intrusive thoughts are him thinking about cutting off his tail, these thoughts terrify Ojiro to sleeplessness due to the pain he imagines along them.

Ojiro believes that he is feminine because he has a stocky, mildly toned body while having a pear-shaped body type

-He used to have Bulimia,he ate a bunch during school time ,but during vacations he would fasts and uses laxatives, but now he overzealously restricts his food.

-He is an only child

-He can play the Piano and viola.

-The reason Ojiro prefers "boring" and "bland" clothing is in hopes that he blends in too much into the background for anyone to notice how "ugly", "girly","inhuman" and "animalistic" he looks

He is worried about being too normal while also being afraid of looking too monstrous

Also, he hates being called ordinary because afterwards it always has some kind of back-handed compliment.

-Pretended to be mute in middle school because he was self-conscious of his voice

-Japanese Mythology and Martial-Arts expert

-His parents are divorced.

-constantly insult himself, afraid his class will see him as worthless

-He is very insecure about his body, because of his quirk. He has bumper than average skin and stretch marks.

which is why he designed his hero costume to show his a little breast region, he hopes to avert people’s attention away from his tail area (also because some Martial-Arts Gi do that).

-Ojiro’s father is a very insecure man, and he has high expectations of Ojiro because he believes in him so much.

-He is always praising Ojiro for everything. He tries to make his son feel better by insulting himself.

-His mother was always strict and always compared him to others. His Father does the opposite because he doesn’t want Ojiro to feel the way he did when his sister [Ojiro's Aunt] would do that.

-Because of this Ojiro is always second-guessing himself. His Father is always telling him he is perfect yet his Mother is always telling him to do more. he never knows if he is doing enough.

-Ojiro's dad uninteniolly insults people

Example:

“The pants doesn’t make you look any wider than usual." And Ojiro is usually the victim to these words.

-Ojiro likes trash music ironically like Nickel-back music or Everyday Bro

-He definitely browses reddit or tumblr just for fun

-Listens to podcasts as he cleans

-Ojiro loves break-dancing and Martial-Arts equally.

-Fast reflexes come from his practicing break dancing

-Strength comes from Martial-Arts and Table-Waiting.

-Ojiro would spend hours a day looking in the mirror feeling so off and uncomfortable with himself

-He would constantly compare himself to his other classmates; he saw everyone else as flawless and he felt like there was some kind of “flaw” he needed to fix in his appearance

-He would temporarily feel okay after he felt like he fixed what ever was bothering him but, soon after the anxiety would return and he would go back to trying to fix it

-He would be so preoccupied with his appearance that he would distant himself from the others; he feels as if they’ll make fun of him for the flaws he sees in himself

-This isnt the case at all, the other have actually noticed how distant Ojiro was being. He would avoid them and cover his face or look down at the ground when he passed them

-Ojiro's bdd ( body dysmorphic disorder ) even gets in the way of his love language . He wants to be hugged and things like that , but he feels like he can't . because if someone gets too close to him physically , they'll figure out his figure isn't so perfect.

That's all, sorry for the depression 😆

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