#How Do I Get Taller

[fisheito]

at last....yakumo with CHIKEN

#i have finally achieved Goal. i drew yakumo with a happy chickcen #legitimately there were several moments of me redrawing yakumo's eyes and yelling #nO! THEY'RE NOT UWU ENOUGH (makes the irises bigger) WAIT . TOO UWU (makes irises more oblong) #WAIT!! NOT MONSTROUS ENOUGH (narrows the pupils) SHOULD NOT HAVE MORE EYELINER THAN FOXY GRANDPA (shrinks the lashes) #did u know that chickens like to sleep on tall things? the higher they are the safer they feel? (according to my cursory internet search) #so i imagine when yakumo finally grew taller than the chickens' roosting spots #some of them started just napping on yakumo any time he came to clean the coop #and he'd be so scared of waking them up that he'd try to do his chores in the tiniest movements ever #several hours later grandma checks in on him bc hmmm! he's taking longer than usual! #sees him covered in birds+bird poop and he's aaaallllmost done cleaning with his restrained broom sweeps #(birds don't stop pooping just cuz they're sleeping u see. how productive) #that's a cue for grandparents to move the roosts higher . bc yakumo doesn't have the heart to shoo the birds off him #he needs to get things done! becoming impromptu bird bed for 3 hours a day is not sustainable! #it's all for the good of chiken anyway. happy chicken happy life #nu carnival yakumo

[brother-emperors]

I wanted to adapt one of my favorite scenes from the Iliad into a comic ✨ the dialogue borrows and takes direction/inspiration from various translations, although pacing, general flow of the words, and page space got the final say in what I ultimately ended up deciding to letter.

(Iliad, book 20, trans. fagles)

(same scene, trans. lattimore)

society6 | ko-fi | redbubble | twitter | deviantart

#the iliad #achilles #aeneas #someday im going to do Achilles Committing Murder and also probably the night raid scene #i did lay outs for the night raid scene awhile ago i just havent been able to summon the motivation to draw it RIP #aeneas becoming taller than achilles is a deliberate thing i chose to do the gods towering over people is fun and i am thinking about how #narratively weird aeneas gets like goddamn my good man #drawing tag #komiks tag #it's all greek to me #it’s all greek to me

[turtleblogatlast]

One of the biggest things that makes me see Leo as trans is absolutely the size of his carapace in comparison to his brothers’.

And I’m not talking about height! I’m specifically looking at his shell here, because when you compare him to the others, particularly Donnie who is nearly the same height as Leo, it’s very clear that Leo’s carapace is much longer in proportion to the rest of his body.

Like - standing side by side, even though Donnie is shorter his carapace ends noticeably higher up than Leo’s does. And I like this not only because it really helps push the idea that Leo could very likely be trans (or intersex!), but it’s also just a fun design difference between them.

(It also lends way to future scenarios of Donnie eventually getting taller than Leo, but sitting down still has Leo being the taller one haha.)

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #trans leonardo #rottmnt headcanons #rise leo #trans leo #it’s like 4 am and I’m having trans leo feelings again sorry guys #totally get if other people disagree with me on this! but it’s always gonna be my no.1 headcanon fr #his complexion the vibrancy of his colors staying even in adulthood his general demeanor and this? this hc is LOCKED in my brain #plus the times Leo’s depicted in pink white and blue throughout the series like I KNOW it wasn’t on purpose but damn if it doesn’t help #(his nails are also the exact same as his toe nails/claws but I don’t super count this one tbh) #(even though it is TECHNICALLY another point in favor of trans leo) #(mainly because all the boys’ nails are very much more humanoid than turtle) #(just like how their tails aren’t really a factor either since we see them only in their baby forms and never again) #I really like the idea that he was a female red eared slider pre mutation #and Lou Jitsu’s dna paved how his humanoid features came out (aka a more masculine build and voice) #but his turtle features are all very much more in like with a female res #love the thought of rise bros meeting og comic turtle boys and Leo being like wait you guys are res too?? but…you’re not colorful…… #one headcanon I have is that - you know the cute chirping and stuff we have the boys do? #I like to think that Leo’s chirping actually sounds more feminine to himself and his bros (so he tends to not do it) #idk I love thinking about this hc a lot and there’s no time like four am to talk about it huh? #future scenario has future Donnie going up to future Leo all smug like ah Nardo how’s the weather down there #and Leo’s all like good *sits down* why don’t you join me :) #Donnie: …*sits and stretches his neck out to be taller still* #Leo calls him a cheater but Donnie calls it ‘making use of his species’s advantages’ #but yeah basically for many turtles the case is - bigger carapace? female. smaller carapace? male. #so it’s very interesting to take that knowledge and apply it here #did you know one of the turtles that this rule of thumb DOESNT apply to is alligator snapping turtles? male ones are the bigger ones there! #by a big difference too so Raph’s size makes a LOT of sense

[vigilskeep]

if you took a bad enough hit while dao rock armour was active, could you have scars from blunt force trauma that spiderweb like cracks in stone

#i should be so fucking asleep right now but hear me out. minerva. landsmeet duel. loghain has shield bash. do you hear what im saying #i was thinking about magical scars for him actually #but that fucking armour. you have to cook him in it like a lobster in its shell #sometimes i think mages are overpowered for that fight realistically #and then i remember those close quarters and how fucking massive i think he is #he’s like a foot and a half taller than minerva. crikey #okay im saying fuck a lot but the crikey is a sign. need to sleep. need to sleep #but minerva literally cracked open during the landsmeet divorce #and only afterwards when nobody is watching letting her skin turn back from stone #holds it for so long that wynne can’t fix it clean #loghain SHOULD have a scar too for matchie matchies #its crushing prison she usually uses. crumpling that man like a tin can #that could fuck you up. less visible though. i’ll workshop #i dont think shed get enough of a grip to pull off something like #a handprint burn #maybe a slice across the cheek from a blade of ice #i’ll workshop. i’ll workshop. goodnight

[suntails]

I’m going to paint you a picture of modern communication, and how it is fundamentally broken.

Let’s look at one friend. You chat pretty much everyday, and mostly talk to this person on twitter and discord, with occasional tumblr DMs. That’s three places you talk. But that’s actually not true, because you also have each other’s priv twitters and talk there as well. That’s four. Now account for, let’s say, one post reply per account per person, in addition to your DMs. That’s eight. But that’s ALSO not true, because not only do you talk in discord DMs with each other, but you’re in a friend group server as well! And you talk in those channels together! That’s nine.

This is one friend.

Now look around you. How many friends, how many mutuals are you in contact with. A few, a handful, a dozen, more? How many accounts per person do you have, how many places can you send each other posts, devolve into separate topics and conversations? How many people text you as well. Friends, family, coworkers? What do you do day to day around catching up, what IRL commitments will rip you away long enough to let the pile build again?

I can’t do it. I cannot live an actual life in the real world and balance this much interaction, it’s crushing. I reply to a friend’s post because I’m interested in the subject, I want to have a discussion! I WANT to talk about it with them, but I immediately kick myself for adding another conversation to the pile. Day by day, I ignore messages for hours on end and watch mountains pile around me, to reply en masse at the end of the night to let the cycle repeat. I wake up to six discord DMs and as I clear the third, the first replies back again.

We weren’t meant to have thirty simultaneous conversations. We weren’t. And you know in your bones that the number isn’t an exaggeration.

#hush catríona #this is essentially copy pasted from my twt last week but made a touch more coherent #iiiii spiral about this pretty regularly. i think this is the 4th or 5th time ive gone on this spiel bc its agonizing #i feel horrific guilt for ignoring messages for so long. and its absolutely voluntary. but i cant FUNCTION like this i cant DO it #i have friends where we talk Every Single Day and i LOVE them so much. so unfathomably much. but it KILLS me #hell take my roomie for example. one of my fav ppl in the world. we text- twit dm- discord dm- ig dm- reply to posts. thats five right? #i guess!!! but we also LIVE TOGETHER. i see them in real life and talk to them out loud with my voice and its still this much to add on!!!! #and i feel like nobody else talks abt this shit and it makes me feel crazy. am i the only person completely debilitated by this??? #i dont want this to come across as like ‘boohoo we get it ur sooo popular’ that is NOT what this post means #i think a lot of ppl big acct or small. fandom or otherwise. talk to a dozen ppl online. and i dont get how anyone copes #this is agony. and every single time i ever make a post? its another opportunity to add to the pile #i only reply to comments on posts on twt and this is why. i cant DO it i cant keep up. i see every tag and im so grateful but i cant ever #reach out. i cant add to the pile. theyre already taller than me

[coolnonsenseworld]

I wanted to say that outside of semantics and divisions - I am simply happy to find communities that welcome with kindness - that welcome you by a good heart and not the ability to conform. I am happy for the opportunity to be surrounded by people who care. It's a funny world we live in - making the same mistakes over and over, multiplying the same suffering by billions. I don't think I hope for an utopia anymore, I don't think such a thing exists - but you can't call me hopeless either. And that's what matters.

As a side note - this piece is set in DanceAU, which might be better known to Patrons so far, but still it was the best and most fitting option for this occasion..... also there are 12 DanceAU pieces incoming, because I might be making another calendar so. get familiar with these mutts

#klance #voltron legendary defender #klance fanart #priDEMONth #you know there is always so much happening idk what to add in the tags #i made banana bread yesterday and almost burned the kitchen (right after i asked myself how bad can it be?) i am not kidding #and then burned my arm twice trying to avoid a burn which is top ten ways to get them #its okay tho it doesnt hurt anymore #there was also my nameday which I forgot about and had a headache thorough #also when i was drawing i was considering that lance is maybe a bit too tall on this piece #he IS taller but bending like that with keith standing straight? #i mean gay? #idk about that #but i decided not to worry danceau always has heels for that #i also have been so deep in wirting hex if you dont know whats hex dw you shouldnt #but i have this love hate relationship with it everyone knows it its a sinusoid #im on my happy phase with it lately #no one jinx it it better last #all i wanted was bamf rescues and cliche tropes and now im trying to do them justice in 200 thousand words or less idk why #they could have been just fighting demons and cuddling #either way happy pride once again!!

[the--firevenus]

DanCae doodle for the soul (mine spesifically)

#firevenus art #honkai star rail #fanart #hsr caelus #hsr dan heng #hsr dancae #I need more of them it's insane how much they hold me in a chokehold #I like the hc when they do get closer and pining (obvious for everyone but themself) they do these pda naturally #But when they do realize their feelings they got awkward and shy it is the cutest I want to squish them ouueee #Caelus likes to be the small spoon even tho he's taller than Dan heng by few inches #< it's comfy can you blame the guy?

[skitskatdacat63]

2012 Malaysian Grand Prix - Sebastian Vettel & Fernando Alonso

#it is like always palable shock whenever i notice how significant their height dif is #by significant i mean theyre both small to me so seeing that seb is actually noticeably taller is so ????????? #logically i know hes taller but still. it doesnt feel right #it just is not noticeable usually bcs theyre both often around taller men so to see proof of it breaks me #okay about these. they seemed pretty friendly with each other in early 2012 ngl 🥺 #its one thing being friendly when youre on a podium or something bcs its courtesy even if theres tension imo #but them walking together randomly hehehehe 🤭🤭🤭 #i wonder what they were talking about. i think they were prob going to the drivers meeting tbh #aaahh also there were other pics(but imago watermark ugh) and theyre just walking so close...pressed shoulder to shoulder #EEEEEEEEE seb always looks so pleased and happy and giggly to be talking to him #every day a catie in your area gets taken over by looking through vettonso pics. it is truly an epidemic. #you can only save her by talking to her about vettonso. ...might make it worse though. #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #vettonso #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #we do a little bit of f1 #2012 malaysian gp #I LOVE MALAYSIAN GP SO MUCH BRING IT BACK ALL MY FAV PICS ARE FROM SEPANG AAAGAHHHH

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

i always hc'd ted as slightly older than trent--maybe a year or so--but looking up the ages of their actors actually it's way funnier if trent is like a week younger. and believe me there are jokes for that whole week

#jason is like 11 days older i think #anyway i had a childhood bestie who was like two days younger than me and also far physically bigger/taller and you BET i was insufferable #for those two days #and all the time but you know especially then #trent: ted how do long do i put this in the oven for again #ted: ah yes. wisdom gained with age...y ou know when you get to be my age-- #trent: you are LUCKY I LOVE YOU. #and that's how trent says i love you out loud ofr the first time #tedependent #tedtrent #ah well update google lied to me about the actors apparently the year on james lance is wrong but #i stand by my hcs on the characters' ages

[fisheito]

my princess nonsense is being encouraged watch ouyt imabout to be eneaabled

OK WHATF ATHAT'S SO CUTE I HAD TO MAKE IT i know realistically there's little to no chance that rei DOESN'T know how to work heels 🤣 BUT IMAGINE.....ING.... YAKUMO GENTLY GUIDING REI IN HEELS, WEEKS BEFORE THE BIG GALA AND HAVING NONE OF HIS NORMAL FEAR OF PHYSICAL TOUCH BC HIS [TEACHER MODE] IS OVERRIDING HIS INSECURITY

#rei looking directly at the camera like why are you subjecting me to this. i do not need any of this. i know how to do it #rei wearing stilettos the size of your head so he becomes ur very tall bird goth gf #you know how yakumo gets when he instructs someone on how to cook something #he becomes confident and just tells ppl how to do stuff without his usual amount of stutter and secondguessing #i'm gonna pretend that after his stiletto training in misty vale he gains a TINY MOLECULE of confidence due to experience #like [i can help you if you've never done it before?] #honestly i can't imagine this scenario happening because i am so SURE that rei can walk in heels HAHAHA even tho nothing has proven that #SOMETHING COME PROVE ME WRONG SO MY DELUSIONS CAN SLIDE CLOSER TO POSSIBILITY #anyway even if rei didn't know how to wear heels #would he ever mention it? would yakumo ever learn of it? #rei would probably be all . i don't need to wear heels. they can't even see them under the dress. i'll wear my practical shoes #but if he can't get away with that and will be forced to wear heels at the party... #maybe he'll go [meh. i'll figure it out] and just not wear them until the day of the dance #at which point his feet will hurt after 20 minutes and for the whole night he takes any chance to sit down #rei can be frequently spotted on SOME surface SOMEWHERE in the palace. sitting all splayed out and uncaring of propriety #because he is in PAIN and these shoes are STUPID and why do people wear them for ANYTHING . Royals are so IMPRACTICAL #yakumo keeps trying to avoid heels for the dance because he doesn't want to be any taller than he already is #i bet there's a full convo about it between him and eiden #eiden trying to reassure him that if he wants to wear heels then he shouldn't let others' perception stop him from doing so #but if he genuinely doesn't want to wear them then that's ok too #eiden craning his neck up at yakumo in heels like you're my pretty princess 1-2 heads taller than me your height doesn't matter 🥰 #i'm now torn. yakumo and rei both wearing heels now? in order to stay at similar heights? #or. rei starting out with heels. getting tired of them. going barefoot for the rest of the night lol #yakumo and rei still dancing in their ballgowns together but a much shorter rei leads a yakumo in heels #yes. yes this is the vision #yakurei #replies #nu carnival yakumo #nu carnival rei

[hotmilf45-xxx]

Is this too niche does anyone else see the vision

#infamous second son #watch dogs 2 #eugene sims #eugene sims infamous #josh sauchak #josh sauchak wd2 #for the record I'm aware Josh is taller than Eugene I just got lazy #at least I assume he is since Eugene is so short LMFAO its really not hard to be taller than him #drew them all from memory so its sort of jank. I love Eugene's gay ass jacket until I have to draw it properly #I AM NAAAWWT DOING THAT ‼️‼️‼️💥🗣🗣🗣 #anyways I've seen people compare Wrench to Eugene as “Eugene on antidepressants” #but everyone's missing the “Josh is Eugene if he were comfortable with himself” #this is mostly my friend's fault for back in the day™️ telling me how this crossover ship was his fave #he called them “autism power couple” 😭 #this was before I cared about watch dogs so at the time I just smiled and nodded but I get it now

[tunanoodlesoup]

ohhH MMMYY FODDDDDDD okay im finally getting around to doing this so if you found this scrolling through the mutant mayhem tag skip to the end for a whole of. 1 screenshot i found on youtube BECAUSE HOLY SHITT ROTTMNT REFERENCE THAT NEARLY MADE ME CRY ON THE SPOT JO;ADHESBVIV EHIFDUODFJ very very very minor spoiler for said screenshot though BUT ALSO!!! MY FAVORITE PARTS OF THE ROTTMNT QNA BC ! THAT FUCKIING HAPPENED MY GODD

starting with one that didnt get answered but it made me laugh seeing someone ask abt it bc like. wtf is this scene AHSHSHHASHLKDASHUSFFSK SMFDCLZCMA?????? RAPH WTF??? so now you have to think abt it too

disaster twins being eachothers favorite twin real canon nobody can tell me otherwise AND ON THE TOPIC OF DISASTER TWINS

DONNIES TALLER HJAHAHA A AHHA HA AH SJICSKDHGFUKSKFIUFGVHIEUSFHFUIESUFSKJNDCWLFMOAFHJRGHOESHUFR DONNIE NATION WINS TODAYA AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHSHDISLGHUI

THEY MAY BE FOCUED ON MUTANT MAYHEM RIGHT NOW. BUT ITS NOT OVER!!!! WE STILL HAVE A NINJAS GREATEST WEAPON. HOPE!!! THAT AND A BADASS WRITER!! SDHKJFHDFIDUIAFDSIHSD

IM EUEUUEEUEU

WE COULDVE HAD MORE TURTLE TOTS...

IM SOBBING FOR OUR LOSS

this is my new funniest thing to learn of

OKAY sahufsdufhiushHUFHUFUIS I will cherish this forever AND ALSO!!!! BELOW THE CUT!! MUTANT MAYHEM SCREENIE SO. VERY MINNOR SPOILER WARNING AGAIN BUT OH MY GOD. THE ROTTMNT REFERENCE HAD ME NEARLY CRYING AND SCREAMING BC ITS ONE OF MY FAV EPWSIDOES AGAN AGAINAGAIN!!! MUTANT MAYHEM SPOILER BELOW LOL

ITS THE OUTFITS

THEY WEAR THE OUTFITS IM FUCKINGNG SSAUUAUUDGUHGUDHDFHGUUDGHIUGHDFHGDIHGIHD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (STARTS CRYIGN ON THE FLOOR) IM SO GLAD SOMEONE HAD THE SCENE ON YOUUTBE TO SCREENSHOT LMFAO

#mutant mayhem #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt mutant mayhem #im lLTIERALLY SOBBIBNGGGG #I WAS HAVIGN SO MUCH FUN SEARCHING FOR THE PROMISED ROTTMNT REFERNECES LOL BUT THAT ONE SPEFIICALL AUUGUGHGHGU AUUGUHHHHGGHHGHG GUHHGHGHGHG #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #MY OPINION ON TH EMOIVE ALSO? VERY SILLY VERY GOOD GO WATCH IT OR ELSE #HAHAAHAHAHDHKSGIUHFIS #ohh ymGGOGODODDD #okay im gonna go rewatch the eniterety of rottmnt for the 7000000th time now #runs into the distance giggling #rottmnt s3 #WE WILLL GET IT!!!! ONE DAYY I SWEAR #mutant mayhem spoilers #for. one little silly screnshot but still LSMACSDJ #the funniest fucking thing abt the donnie being taller info was how immediantly i saw artists drawing donnie being the taller twin AHHAAHHA #but oh my god they were literally so nice to do this imloterally still flabebergateered na din shock days layer that this happened holy shi #HAHAHAAHAHAHSHS #best!!! FUCKING PEOPLE

[alinelie]

just him

#ts4 #oc: graham ventura #(or grapcio cause I love this nickname) #bark bark woof woof that's all I can say. #so... #because I discovered body presets I gave him a new one #he is wider. and bigger. and taller #I like it because he has bigger chest and shoulders #but his waist isn't narrow anymore #previous graham looks so small around him #He also got a black rose tattoo instead of his previous ones because I don't like them #and i’m obsessed with his arms. I'm not ashamed to say it. #The love I have for this pixel man is ridiculous #ledger is next on the list to makeover and I have no idea how I'm gonna do it #Once they get makeovers #I'm gonna recreate their first photo #I also thought of their ship's name but I have absolutely no idea #grager? xd definitely not. #ledham? nah. #I spent two days working on graham's makeover and my head is EMPTY. #ts4 simblr #ts4 screenshots #ts4 maxis match #the sims 4 #ts4 cas #simblr #sims 4 maxis match #the sims 4 cas #my sims #simmer

[tekablade-chronicles-3]

assorted Metaphor doodles, some tiny tiny ones on sticky notes ignore the random Wonder doodle in there, he was staring at me with his big ol' dewy red eyes.

i'm sure we don't have ship tags here yet but just in case please don't tag as ship haha

#atlus #metaphor refantazio #gallica metaphor #hulkenberg metaphor #heismay metaphor #travelling boy metaphor #metaphor protagonist #how the hell do you tag this dude #other teka art #“but teka” -i hear you say- “hulkenberg is taller than the mc !” #yeah she's just sitting lower don't worry about it #i wanted her head to rest on his shoulder. dunno. felt right. #still can't draw gallica consistently for the life of me #her wings give me a surprising amount of trouble too #and hey ! first attempt at the protag and heismay. they are both beaaaans... #wanted to draw all of them trauma-bonding #protag and hulkenberg offering each other comfort and understanding in regards to the prince's situation #and then protag and heismay sharing their experiences of belonging to shunned tribes #i don't even know em all that well yet #but i love them. do you get it.

[sysig]

Double feature (Patreon)

#Doodles #The Stanley Parable #TSP #Stanley #The Narrator #Portal #GLaDOS #Chell #Mostly leftover doodles from Requestober ideas lol #I could've put them in with the rest of the roundup but I wanted them to stand on their own! I like them! #And besides they're only tangentially related - inspired by! #Starting with a continuation of the clothing swap lol - I think if given enough time Narra would absolutely layer Stanley's outfit #He feels naked without a shirt over his shirt! Or in this case a smart vest :) #Look he's even keeping the one breast pocket design carried into the vest ♪ Cute <3 #Stanley thinks he looks like a dork - which he does to be fair lol - Stanley knows that outfit very well! Adding to it makes you a nerd! Lol #Maybe he's just sad it no longer counts as a proper outfit swap lol - something something boyfriend wearing your clothes something #Second doodle was if the Narrator was successful in pulling the sleeve down - you know that hurts! Why are you mean! #Still get a kick of how much taller Stanley is haha #And the last of the outfit swap - Stanley is bereft without buttons! #Do you think shirt buttons have the same kick as clicky keyboard buttons? Probably not but I wouldn't be surprised if he stimmed with them #Fiddling with his front button-down buttons and the button on his breast pocket and the collar buttons ♪ Click click click #The bridge! The two protagonists relating to each other #They even both have the arm thing going on - sure Sinister's my design but they both do! #Both tormented by their respective gay-and-obsessed-with-them narrator lol #It'd be so nice if they could relax for a bit ♪ Chell is implied to be something of a technological prodigy I wonder if she could help him #Snip the wires or something ♪ At least until the next reset! #They're both tricksters as well I'm sure he could sneak her around somewhere - he's something of an escape artist too! #And finally a silly mini of some GLaDOS insults <3 Just referring to Chell in as many diminutive terms as she can think of lol #But wait that's not right! Chell is a loner as well! She needs a much more fair comparison lol #Tardigrades are even smaller tho! But they're all roundy and squishy hehe ♪

[irenic-raccoon]

Digitalized painted drawings of The Young Ones + lazy digital doodles of them if they had cats bc why not

#the young ones #tyo #rick pratt #vyvyan basterd #neil pye #mike the cool person #rik mayall #ade edmondson #rick gets a hairless cat bc ofc he gets the ballsack cat #vyvyan gets an orange cat do i even need to explain why #neil gets a ragdoll bc ragdolls r usually p chill #mike gets a maine coon that's definitely taller than him #i aint the best at drawing different cat breeds so excuse how shitty they look I doodles that for fun #idk how to draw mike hes too cool to capture smh #my art