#Hold on actually ILL find their little ass. Reblog em

[lionblaze03-2]

Oh my god I’m absolutely losing it because I can’t tell anyone except like the 3 people who saw the original post but I Got No Time is SOOOO FLAILKIT it’s a dead ringer dude. It even goes in the proper phases. It has their ACTUAL MOTIVE. Please

#I got no time being the fnaf 4 song by the living tombstone with the lyrics you can only understand by reading. That one #I used to bop but now I bop with MEANING #Flailkit #clangen ocs #Somehow. Somehow I got all this from some pixels #And my fucked up autism brain #Anyway I wonder can you filter on someones account by original posts only? Because #That is the ONLY way you’re finding flailkit #Hold on actually ILL find their little ass. Reblog em #I literally can not remember their gender I couldn’t decide and switched so many times so they’re non-binary now! Hooray! #Support non-binary wrongs ig

[flippinoptimist]

> Velius : Acquire Corpse

flippinoptimist --> hello! im the terrible an i kick ass, and me and my moirail like science! <-- --> id be happy to trade food that stores betta or like, other shit, for a corpse, if that sounds ocray <-- twotoned2marta22 II'd be content to trade a body for a box of cookiie2, hone2tly. flippinoptimist --> i can do that! <-- twotoned2marta22 Excellent. Do you have a preference with oliive v2 teal??

flippinoptimist --> nah whichev <-- twotoned2marta22 Oliive, then. II've got four. II'm almo2t done cutting up one of them, actually, 2o II 2hould be able two get iit wrapped up and 2ent two you pretty 2oon. flippinoptimist --> ocray! can i havve coordinates to send cookies to? <-- twotoned2marta22 Riight, ye2. twotoned2marta22 [ coord2.txt ] flippinoptimist --> i actually dont need mine cut up, my moirail needs bodies to practice medicine stuff on, so thatll save a step! <-- --> science! <-- twotoned2marta22 Oh, noted. Wiill 2tab wound2 be much of an ii22ue?? The one wiith the cut throat ii2 lea2t damaged II thiink. flippinoptimist --> nah, we can work around the parts that are messed up <-- twotoned2marta22 Alriight. II'll 2end iit after the cookiie2.

twotoned2marta22 [[ this is such a bizarre convo i don't even know what to think of it ]] flippinoptimist (( imagine the conversation between two moirails that started with "hey check this out can I get your approval to go acquire a person's corpse" )) (( bonus : one has cannibal tendencies and the other has cannibalism as a trigger, /and you're talking to the second one/, and it was his idea )) twotoned2marta22 [[ oh my *god* [[ fuckgni incredible ]] flippinoptimist (( bonus x2 : The two dead people that he specifically thinks about when having uncomfortable thoughts about cannibalism, were teal and olive.  There was a moment of "uh, uh, uh, shit, uh ... Okay, no, play this cool, we got this, it doesn't matter.." )) (( thx for making that post friend XD )) twotoned2marta22 [[ i'm wheezing this is wild ]]

twotoned2marta22 Would you liike the teal a2 well?? That ha2 a cut throat and took an arrow two the forearm. flippinoptimist --> sure! another box a cookies?  with like the plastic-wrapped baggies inside the box so it like, keeps for ages <-- twotoned2marta22 2ound2 good two me. II'll 2end both after both of tho2e come through. There 2houldn't be a blood me22, but II know better than two make guarantee2. flippinoptimist > Velius the Terrible, Prince of Mind, he who reigns over Bad Decisions, opens up his sendificator and checks out the coordinates.  He'll find a good piece of ground, and send two large boxes of store-bought cookies over.  One a variety pack, the other largish thickly-iced sugarcookies.  They appear from thin air with a soft -voip-. --> ill get trashbags! <-- --> just pull aside the two you want me to take, an ill appearify em! <-- twotoned2marta22 > Cookies. Excellent. You got called a sugar gremlin often when you were little, and you've fucking missed this shit. Thank fuck for Sparks reviving this interest.

> A burly olive gets dragged over to the transportalizer, and you drop the scrawny teal on top of that. Good two go. flippinoptimist > After a few seconds, they disappear with a -voip-, and reappear in Velius's lab on top of a pile of trashbags.  He puts on the rubber gloves and starts man-handling corpses into baggies for easy transport. --> okay!  thank you, i hope you havve a nice night!  good luck wif all your other dudes! <-- twotoned2marta22 You two. Hm. Thank2 for the a22ii2t, II appreciiate iit. flippinoptimist --> no worries! <-- twotoned2marta22 > Back to carving up you go.

Bonus Feature:

VEL: (( ...DA, are you awake PAL: (( ye! PAL: (( what's up? VEL: (( I think.. vel wants to link pal to this post about cannibalism ( http://twotoned2marta22.tumblr.com/post/156744285332/iim-ju2t-gonna-reblog-my-2elfiie-and-then-go ) and ask about the idea of splitting one VEL: (( Vel's part would be for science.  Pal's part could be "medical or you know whatever" PAL: (( I love that 'he wants to link a post about cannibalism' is absolutely a reasonable thing between them NAD: (( Same VEL: (( Literally holding my forehead while watching the typing notification here PAL: (( Pal would want to know what kind of science he has in mind, but barring any clear Nopes he'd be game PAL: (( most likely for medical stuff but... yeah... VEL: (( Mostly just to keep samples of flesh/blood/bone for later use, building up a library of materials like that.  Possibly keeping the horns and a few bones for magic ???? VEL: (( Does this pass the moirail Seal of Approval?  Shall he try to acquire a corpse (which he'd mention the guy got through self-defense)? PAL: (( it does pass, and he is allowed to Gain Corpse NAD: (( Gain Corpse.....  ...... VEL: (( Initiating contact, I'll keep you informed...

#ooc eyes only #Sigh #cannibalism/ #corpses/ #morbid/