Irish-uwufication is so fucking weird anyway but like people act like Hozier - who writes primarily blues songs about politics, books and music he finds interesting, and having sex with hot women he picks up in bars - is just a nature man is so weird. Like you have Americans saying he is a bog man, he only writes acoustic songs about chaste love and nature. He lives in the woods and doesn’t interact with society at all. He is made of trees and fairies because that’s what Ireland is.
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still very funny to me that whenever someone looked at that early 1700s french guy who made a living in england by claiming to be taiwanese, and asked him hey why are you white, he would be like “how would you know taiwanese people aren’t white……. unless you’re some kinda JESUIT!! sic em boys!” and a crowd of anglicans would beat that dude up
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Okokok. So I'm at dinner tonight and there's a Kevin there. We're small talking, talking hometowns and nature and all that, and he says word for word, I shit you the fuck not, "you know, I've never been skiing! :D" I'm positive my face went slack. My brain is rotting.
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I wonder if he's told him yet that they finally got their first # 1 🥺
SUCH A WELL DESERVED # 1 I AM SO PROUD OF HIM
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Andrew some day woke up and decided to write:
I know who I am when I'm alone
I'm something else when I see you
You don't understand, you should never know
How easy you are to need
Don't let me in with no intention to keep me
Jesus Christ, don't be kind to me
Honey, don't feed me, I will come back
And apparently he hadn't enough so he also wrote this on the same f*cking song: You'll hear me howling outside your door
Don't you hear me howling, babe?
Excuse me, sir? That's too much to handle. I can't.
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one day i will make a compilation of charlie day going gentle voiced mode. when its that raspy little whisper i really really love. starting with him telling lenny “i love you too” in fools paradise. and charlie kelly talking to his irish dad for the very first time. and of course newt pacific rim saying “im sorry hermann. theyre in my head”. many such cases
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Why did Sergio Leone give an Irish character the gimmick of blowing up stuff and being handy with dynamite? Why did he have him explode a cart? Why was the Irish character's death scene him exploding himself??? What was Sergio cooking??????
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