#He is her pathetic little meow meow

[emile-hides]

Mavis: I can fix him.

Zeref: She can fix me...

Juvia: He can fix me!

Grey: I can’t fix her.

Levy: I can fix him

Gajeel: I can make her worse.

#Fairy Tail #Woke up at 4am last night with this thought and drafted it SO FAST #I thought of it first for Zeref just for how quickly he clung to Mavis when he realized she has the same curse like #Finally someone to throw my emotional distress at who won't die! #and then she died #I cannot get over Zeref this is the most Tumblr Guy character I've ever seen and y'all are sleeping on him. #I tried to think of a version for Natsu/Lucy or Natsu/Lisanna but neither of them are really fixing eachother #They're just kinda being dragged along #If anything it's Lucy: 'I could fix him but whatever's wrong with him is way funnier' and Natsu: 'I can make her worse' #What's the other Straight™ Fairy Tail ship?? #Erza/Jellal I keep forgetting that's end game uuuuh #Erza: 'I could fix him' Jellal: 'I could make her worse (selfderogatory)' #Does that make sense?? Sure. #Anyway Mavis and Zeref are the best characters I've ever had the pleasure of meeting what a Tumblr Blorbo ship #He is her pathetic little meow meow

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

I know you dont care about pesterquest but i wanna know, did you think they wrote eridan well or bad?

bad

#why would he care about shrek hes a hipster #also he cant just casually waltz into a movie theater hed scare the shit out of everyone there #like everyone else on alternia automatically assumes a sea dweller is going to want to kill you #eridans never done anything casually before in his life #even GAMZEE's internal narration goes 'better not stand on the beach for too long #if a sea dweller sees me theyll attack lol' #i know hes been memed to hell and back because hes a pathetic little meow meow but like #objectively eridan was fucking terrifying by alternian standards #even if he isn't actually like that inside he still LOOKED and ACTED the part #and also he did do all those murders yeah #like so many murders #like 'killin is all i evver done practically' levels of murders #vriska says her bodycount is in the 'many thousands' so eridan's deffo up there too #hes like objectively dangerous and scary #and the fact that the team forgot about this when it came to dealing with him pretty famously had disastrous results #anyway heres my eridancore movie rec: Once (2007) #i know 'hipster actually likes mainstream stuff' is a Trope and theres truth to it but like look at me in the eyes #do you really mean to tell me eridan “wizard and magic are stupid and fake but i have 6 wizard statues in my room” ampora #is going to be the hipster that admits that he likes mainstream stuff

[fromtheseventhhell]

"Ned doesn't know how to talk with Sansa" Okay but like…where though? Where is it actually anywhere in the books that Ned has trouble speaking with Sansa? Or that he doesn't know how to handle her or "what to do" with her? The conflict people try and invent between them is just so...forced. I wish people would just let it go and stop trying.

#and if we're being honest it's because they're trying to copy and paste Catelyn and Arya's dynamic onto them which doesn't work #cause Ned agrees with Cat + also expected Arya to conform and made that clear multiple times throughout AGOT #so there was no favoritism going on cause Arya is /masculine/ or whatever nonsense and he didn't treat Arya better then Sansa lol #he let her have lessons as a distraction and he thought of them as temporary...in comparison Sansa was adjusting well to KL #Arya and Ned's relationship was more important/plot-relevant yes but Sansa and Ned just didn't have any issues like that 😭 #I'm tired of people just making things up and passing them off as canon #+ Ned getting thrown under the bus as a terrible father because he was nice to Arya and didn't warp his entire existence around Sansa #but then how are people going to blame Ned for Sansa going to tell Cersei of his plans I guess? #people can't cope if Sansa isn't the most pathetic little meow meow ever so that means everyone else has to be demonized

[ghoulgirly]

i (like many others) am not a fan of g3 toralei being an anti-human antagonist. if they weren't cowards they would make her and clawdeen girlfriends because obviously they are meant to be together

however. the enemies to lovers potential.

#something about them in the show constantly throwing insults at each other #clawdeen is SO SNARKY to her #ughhh my pathetic meow meow and sweet little woof woof #i don't expect to ever get this sadly :( #i don't mind barkimedes and toralei #he should be gay too but they have a cute dynamic #clawdeen and deuce is weird tbh #but worth for getting frankie and cleo abbaabkaldjhks so cute #monster high #g3 clawdeen #g3 toralei #mh g3 #clawdeen wolf #toralei stripe

[empty-blog-for-lurking]

hiii uh. dunno if this will make any sense, im kinda just throwing my thoughts at you

OKAY. so. been thinking about kuron(again) and the thing im just realising how ALONE he is, at least at the beggining. the people he thought of as his family fucking KILLED him, stole his body, and then basically forgot about him for YEARS. and after being ressurected- like, in the first few days, weeks, months- did kuron had ANY support? anyone to lean on?? to help him adjust to being alive again?

i know he starts to meet new people and make friends, and thats great! but. at the beggining....... lance was in a coma 'n shit, team voltron propably wasnt too enthusistic about helping kuron, and it just hit me that, at least the way i understand it(i might be wrong), he had to figure EVERYTHING out by himself

thats FUCKED dude

Oh god yes!!! To be honest i dont really have like a detailed idea for this part of the story like at best i have this one idea where Veronica is the first one to find him. Like in my head Veronica has been trying to track down Lance cause he ran away/didnt give the address once he moved out, isnt picking up his goddamn phone and literally dropped from the face of the earth and she cant find a trace of him. That was until apparently Lance?? 'Attacked' Shiro?? Like Shiro's fine just fainted and on bedrest and according to Curtis, Lance was saying something about "he is still in there" before apparently using Magic?? Somehow?? And taking something? From Shiro?? Yeah Veronica has no fucking clue. But a lead is a lead and she was able to track down Lance's new home only to find 1) a guy butt fuck naked coming out of a quintessence filled tub like the girl from Shining and who looks a bit like her boss. 2) her brother unconscious. She instinctly about to pull a gun on him except Kuron just slips and hits the floor, so now Veronica has two men she needs to drag to a hospital. Joy.

So like yeah Kuron's first stranger-to-acquintance-to-friend is Veronica. She neither has the history of All That™ the others have with Kuron, knows a bit about the clone situation to not be weirded out by it, but also doesnt really care about the whole Evil Clone thing™, cause i am so sorry but she has seen this man fall on his face first 5 times and counting, cry over a fridge ad that had kittens in it, and try to name himself Frank Shelley, even if he somehow becomes Evil~ Veronica is sure she can just Take him down easily, and like what is she supposed to do? Just leave him? He clearly has even less of an idea what is going on and she cant in good conscience leave him like this.

And thing is that Veronica does want to support Kuron, because he deserves that! It's the right thing to do and he deserves that! But at the start he really is a stranger to her and Lance is more of a priority to her than he is, and he is like one of the only leads that explains what is going on with Lance. And while she wont admit this but Kuron can tell and like logically He Gets That™!! He Gets That™!!! And he wants to help Lance too!! But he's also someone who is used and thrown away by everyone around him and this shit hurts like hell. Like this is a recipe of disaester for both of them and will result in a shouting match but right now Kuron is too high on pain meds and pain of being alive again to truly get into it so.

So like physically he isnt really alone in figuring this out, Veronica is trying to help him as much as she can help him, and the hospital staff she dragged him to are really nice to him as well. Emotionally......well there is effort. Vero is trying! Heck she even defended him when Shiro suggested they should lock him up cause he was a danger to everyone and is evil. She is trying but she also has her own trauma, whatever is going on with Lance, her family having separation anxiety, her job, etc etc and she can only do so much, and like Kuron is also trying but he is also dealing with so much and pushing it into the back burner and my guy is just not having great time at all. So like yeah he did had to figure out so much himself

#Kuron uses what scrapes of emotional intelligence he has to be understanding of Veronica so he can be unapologetic Shiro-Keith-Allura hater #It's like you try to find your lost brother only to come across his freaky necromancy science project and him in coma what do you do? #obviously not abandon him! She has read Frankenstein no thanks #Kuron being adopted by McClain siblings wasnt something i thought of but this idea is starting to be very appealing #Kuron is Lance's Little Guy while he is Veronica's Pathetic Little Meow Meow #This is the only idea i got that would actually make sense but i also am a bit hesitant to use it cause i dont know A lot about Veronica #But i also dont want to do to her what vld did to Pidge #I decided to be a bit nice to Kuron for once and gave him a friend and he decided to have complicated relationship with this one too jfc #Like dude get your shit together #What? You gonna have a beef with that janitor as well? Have a complex intricate relationship with that lovely old nurse too? Come on dude #post s8 au #empty answers #kuron voltron #kuron vld #veronica mcclain #lance mcclain #takashi shirogane #voltron legendary defender #Thank you for the ask!!!

[nebulardrip]

don't mind me just salting over cartoons

trying to get through another li.la-centric episode like "why, oh why, do they keep writing Al.ya out of character and dumbing down the entire class just so li.la can get her way again?" you expect me to believe that someone like al.ya ce.saire is more willing to take li.la's side than mari.nette's? mari.nette dup.ain-ch.eng whom she's known for far longer than li.la??? what reason does she have to believe what li.la says over mari.nette? i refuse to believe her behavior in lila-centric episodes are consistent with her previously established character. it just isn't. and for al.ya and ni.no to just brush off what their friends have to say because they're in love??? make it make sense!!!

#delete later #oh ml you have so many good parts to you #but also really bad parts #what is consistent characterization #why does chloe have to be reduced from a potentially 3 dimensional and complex antagonist #to a 2d bratty girl #she should've gotten a redemption arc #but they were like #'no she has to be evil because we say so but we're not going to write her well at all' #and what was the purpose of having socqueline #she's barely even a character #don't even get me started on derision #derision does not exist to me #why would you do this to le chien kim #he did nothing to deserve this character assassination #and what on earth is going on with gabriel agreste #why is he such a pathetic little meow meow but not in a funny ha ha way #like a cringefail way #and felix #no he and kagami are not an item she does not deserve a boyfriend like that #no #she deserves true love and friendship #not whatever felix thinks he's bringing to the table #girl he is a RED FLAG #why did they not pair her up with luka #he would not treat her like this #i've seen some fanon stuff of feligami before season 5 #idc about that #it's what's supposed to be CANON #that i have issue with

[vampiremansionpoolboy-moved]

xavier blorbo of all time

#he’s fruity he’s tall he got long hair he wears buns he’s got a secret little she shed with paintings of his tortured visions he’s got #daddy issues he’s got trust issues he’s a simp he’s a bit of a creep he’d do anything for his friends he’s kinda insane he got framed for #murder by the dude who assaulted him and got turned in by the girl he loves his ex wanted him back but when he wanted her back for a #distraction she left his pathetic self alone he’s a painter his drawings come to life and attack him sometimes he’s got rlly soggy eyes he #was so deranged when he was chained up in jail he lets a girl use him bc he likes her he tries to save her and ends up shooting her with an #arrow and finally bc he’s rich he buys her a phone as a thank u even tho i’m p sure they were even but anyways #i just love him #he’s my new meow meow #toad talks #wednesday #wednesday spoilers #xavier thorpe

[hamartia-grander]

So funny to me when people describe their fave fictional male character as "feral" and he's just some guy who grimaces or smirks a lot. My wife, who eats her steak rare with her bare hands, is more feral than him

#And by 'my wife' I mean every actually feral fictional female character I've ever known and loved. I unfortunately don't have a wife irl #dbh #Dbh North #Star wars #princess leia #inquisitor reva #Resident evil #lady dimitrescu #Rey Skywalker would also eat rare steak w her bare hands but she's hardly feral #Rose Tico #She bit Hux's hand??? Feral af I'm in love with her #I'm sorry but Gavin Reed is not feral. He's just not. #He's a bitch he's a pathetic wet dog he's a poor little meow meow he's the absolute worst but he's not feral #Also this post forced me to look up steaks bc idk what the levels are bc I don't eat steak and turns out the red shit ain't blood #According to The Daily Meal: 'Like its hemoglobin #which transports oxygen in blood #myoglobin's job is to carry oxygen through muscle #Myoglobin has a red pigment which is why muscle tissue is red. When exposed to heat myoglobin darkens which is why well-done meat is gray. #When exposed to carbon monoxide or nitric oxide the red pigment in myoglobin 'locks' into place and doesn't darken. #This has a few applications in the world of food science.' End quote. #Pretty fucking cool #detroit become human #The last kingdom #Tlk #Tlk Brida #Brida

[slime-crafters]

I've had some TLOU2 thoughts and honestly... people are way too harsh to Abby and Ellie

#the last of us 2 #tlou2 #video games #gaming #honestly when you go into tlou you have to let go of a lot of your impulse to judge #(same goes with like... any game like that honestly) #also dina fucking rules i love her i will protect her i want to see her grow and i'll tell my friends about her #(also lev too. if he's in the show i will await people to lose their minds) #i can't pit two bad bitches (abby and ellie) against each other. i love them equally #they are my poor little meow meows #my pathetic little scrunklies

[miceenscene]

I don't know jack about Shadow and Bone, but boy howdy do I ship whatever Darklina has going on because of all those gif sets you reblog

lol they have so much going on.

they're in love. they're soulmates. they're mirrors. they're balances. they're fated. but they're also divorced and hate each other.

there's so much of this dynamic to gnaw on. and im a feral corgi

#anonymous #darkling is truly my poor little meow meow #he's pathetic #'as soon as she unblocks me the wedding is back on' #alina's too good for him #sunshine who's pissed that this is her job now

[emile-hides]

I am shaking Zeref like a wet paper bag what a guy what a character

#This is Tumblr little meow meow I am feeling this what a guy #Small black hair sad guys twink little fuckin guy with a brother complex but also a lolicon but ALSO CURSED TO KILL ALL HE CARES FOR #MY FUCKING GOD??? #Fairy Tail #I'm so insane about him and here I was thinking Mest was my new blorbo chew toy from this show they decide to explain Zeref #I'm so obsessed with this curse actually it's so interesting #Like ACTUALLY a really well written plot device I'm enamored with it #The Cure of Contradiction... #And MAVIS!!! GETTING IT TOO!!! MY GOD!!!! #I SO wish we saw her live with it more but like!!! #Watching Zeref's breakdown before him when before THAT he was just so calm and collected #If not a little pathetic little meow meow #I love it actually I really love him the shit isolation will do to a guy times two #Love Hate Isolation stories they always fuck me up but I ADORE them #Will this make it in the tag who knows let's see

[sovamurka]

The fact that Balor and Yana went viral several times on this site thanks to Phobs and no one noticed it makes me go insane

#I'm not kidding there are posts with him and Yana that have over 20k notes on them #not Balor being one of Tumblr's sexymen #but honestly it would be so damn funny if he was y'all's pathetic little meow meow or the resident manwhore #listen there is one post that has almost 200k on it #it's with Yana sleeping and holding cat Balor in her arms

[chryzure-archive]

thinking about a weirdly specific au (which includes jacks from a subset of the caraval universe waking up in the modern world, specifically in tris’s body and he finds everyone doing very normal things… it’s messy and hard to explain), but i’m obsessed w caraval!jacks seeing college student!jacks a) dating chrysi (?!?!?!! in this universe, she chose him and he’s both touched and jealous of himself), and b) studying fashion design (…he didn’t think he’d have any sort of passion that would fit well in this new world, bc his main goals back home are to become the emperor, which fell through, and to get tella back, which also fell through)… jst this observation of what he could’ve been if he was a normal human boy with a supportive and cool girlfriend. makes him sad.

#anyway jacks is like ‘there is no magic on this universe so nobody will guess that i am not chrysi’s ex’ #and then after college student jacks leaves chrysi w tris-jacks her smile drops and she’s like ‘so who are you and where’s tris?’ UM. #turns out tris swapped himself and jacks bc of a magic surge bc witches DO exist here (so do ghosts but let’s not get into that) #and the jacks he accidentally swapped with was NOT the one dating chrysi #anyway this is confusing and makes no sense to anyone but me but i love this au #mostly bc college student jacks is the pathetic little meow meow we’ve all been waiting for #memorie.txt #s.chrysijacks

[mt-arc]

the  fandom  n  i  don’t  always  see  beard  the  same.  n  that’s  ok.  i  swear  it’s  fine.

#''beard would NEVER settle down'' beard got to the uk n immediately found a long term gf #and even at their first on-screen date beard was nervous abt her leaving he wanted it to work out :( #''beard is this jealous n possessive guy'' beard's gf literally flaunts hot men in front of him n he just #smiles n asks how she is n how finn was ! #''beard is this suave and Cool dude'' beard is PATHETIC n uses chess to FLIRT. #like the people who think beard is this gruff possessive loner guy like besties he wants to be loved #and he wants to be happy ! #like just bc beard hasn't done long term relationships doesn't mean he WON'T #〈 ooc. 〉 - 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙚𝙩 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜. #beard isn't this jealous n angry guy ! he isn't the guy to flaunt his intelligence either or think people are stupid #like do i think beard is charismatic and can be suave when he wants to be? yes! #but he IS awkward. he is very good at having short term flings but actual relationshops make him nervous #he isn't this super cool all the time dude like he is just :( #a little meow meow

[irascible-iridescent]

I watched the new disney trailer for their cartoon Wish and its such a trainwreck dvhdbsh like the main villain is the king who is literally a pussy puss give them cunt cunt cunt tiktok. He is over the top guy who makes wishes of some citizens come true and his wife looks at him like he is her poor meow meow. Like she is all ahhhh here he goes again doing his silly crimes <33

#personal #its so bad it might be good to pirate someday and point at it with friends and laugh at how bad it is #like literally 0 interesting things about the mc except for the fact that she is a rip-off Esmeralda #god I want to know more about relationship of the queen and king like they look crazy #in a way that he commits crimes or whatever and she hugs him and calls him my little pog chump #god what is wrong with her?! i want to know more about her but at the same time I don't want that #like my imagination runs free telling me a story about cunty king who lives for the applause and his queen who makes everyone clap #or she will blow up the building #pathetic sopping wet villain bf and you are my little pog chump poor meaw meow gf

[astramachina]

Bill's wife committed suicide.... Luo's wife is still in hibernation.... Bill and Luo are sun and moon coded..... both former messiahs....

You know what this means, gentlemen.

#new ship dynamic unlocked #reading tag #bill instantly becoming my pathetic little meow meow. sad wet rag of a man. #so smart and desperate for hope that he took a reverse mental seal.... literally put himself through torture to prove a point. #with his big ol' blue eyes who would do anything for his wife including letting her destroy his mind... #shoving him in my pocket and running. #english neurosurgeon with three noble prizes in different fields.... can't believe he's the sexiest man alive.