#Hazbin Hotel Polyamorvee

[my-dark-lord]

For Hc requests was wondering if you would do PolyVees but Vox and Valentino doing stuff to make sure people don’t fuck with their girlfriend when she first arrived in hell and was still getting the hang of things?

Headcanon Requests OPEN

Of course, Nonny! I love doing polyvees stuff!

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When Velvette first arrived in Hell, she fell literally right in front of Vox and Val as they were out on a walk. Valentino picked her up almost instantly and they took her home. He helped give her her name, alongside Vox, who decided she needed a V, too.

While she was making a name for herself, Vox would boost all of her social media posts. If someone gave her shit, he and Val both would troll them. Vox has doxxed people and got them fired, and Val has shot people for less.

Valentino had a habit of taking Vel to his clubs and things, and he definitely didn't let anyone fuck with her. She got drugged one time and he put so many bullets in the guy that he emptied Moneyshot's chambers four times.

If Velvette is bought a drink while they are out, Valentino always tries it first to make sure it isn't drugged. If it is, he makes a big deal out of it and then kills the person later.

Vox lets her dress him up sometimes and he has fried people and detonated their phones for making fun of either of them.

They bonded almost instantly and Vox and Val both don't take kindly to people assuming Velvette isn't powerful enough to be an Overlord on her own. They have let her demonstrate her own cruelty on quite a few people they captured for her to do as much to. They live stream it and Vox puts it on every screen in the Pentagram.

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[winterr-w0nderland]

The ship name is agreed to be "polyamorvee"

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[nyxistyxi]

A soft PolyVees HC

Velvette has a 12 step beauty routine she does every night without fail back from when she was alive. She may not need to do it now but it was always her time, the one time of day away from the cameras and it's a creature comfort she refused to give up. Doesn't matter she doesn't even have pores anymore, she will wash her damn face.

Valentino never had an in depth routine but he would never pass up an opportunity to pamper himself. Besides, he has to look his best, he is Valentino after all. When Velvette joined the Vees he was intrigued by all the steps in her skincare routine, the way the products interacted with each other, whatever the fuck a gua sha was.

Vox never minded Valentino's nightly routine, he wasn't a clingy person, wasn't even around for it most of the time. But then suddenly it wasn't Val's special time, it was theirs.

It started slowly, sharing different skin care and face masks, then doing their routines together. But now? It's an hour long affair of laying in each other's beds and gossiping, standing next to each other at the sink, giggling like old biddies. He's tried to join but he ends up just standing there and watching them. After all, how could he participate? He has a fucking screen for a face.

Vox knows that Velvette and Valentino spend time together without him, that's a natural part of being a polycule, but when it's every fucking night? It...Well, it doesn't hurt, it's ridiculous to insinuate that he'd be so affected by them spending time together, but it's not pleasant. Their shared routine is a reminder of a shortcoming he has no control over.

Valentino and Velvette notice Vox slowly becoming agitated as their nightly skincare routine approaches. They way he storms out of the room, the snippy responses, the underlying static in his voice. It undeniably bothers him.

One night Valentino pulls Vox into the bathroom, the latter buzzing with irritation but maintaining an air on nonchalance. Inside Velvette awaits, with a face wash headband that matches hers and Valentino's, and squeegee and some screen cleaner. She bought a custom facemask machine, filled it with screen cleaner, holding one up to show him.

Vox will vehemently deny the 8 bit hearts that pop up on his screen or the shrill feedback from his speakers, but Valentino and Velvette both heard it. From then on he joins them, with a facade of reluctance as he listens intently as they talk about their days, playing their 'girlboss' playlist softly from his speakers and a facemask on his screen.

#polyamorvee #polyvee #poly vees #voxval #voxvel #valvel #staticmoth #staticdoll #mothdoll #is that the ship name? #headcanon #drabblebabble #the vees #i swear theres some other tag for polyvees but i dont remmeber it #polyvees #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino

[gloriousmonsters]

picturing Velvette huddled up on a Hell doorstep 2 hours after she arrived making a list of possible ways to get some power as quickly as possible on a bloodstained cellphone she took off a corpse and it's like

create startup, get aqui-hired

become first hellfluencer

sugar daddy?

startup + collab with a celebrity for more attention

celebrity boyfriend?

become already powerful couple's third, profit

actually find people to work with who respect and value my skills and me as a person <- this one is a joke

and then a year later she's in bed, awake after vox and val have nodded off for once, looking at mockups of the Vee tower design on her phone, and brings up the old list for just a minute to cross everything else out and write in 'all of the above???'

#YES IT'S BEING SAPPY ABOUT VELVETTE AND POLYVEES HOURS #in my headcanon she crashlanded in Hell juuuuust after the extermination happened and/or during the tail end of it #and it was both a curse and a blessing in clawing together her first tiny power base #because there's a lot up for grabs! but it's basically like being hired in retail during holiday season #but that's one of the reasons that usually hanging out during exterminations is one of her favorite activities #it's a potent reminder of how much power and safety she's gained #anyway i just love how Velvette is so 110% for her boys and their mutual brand the fact she has a #'<3' i.e 'V3' phone case kills me among other things #to me she seems like someone who dealt with being unappreciated her whole life so being part of this #powerful flashy exciting thing she shaped and getting attention not only online but from her clearly appreciative #*carmilla carmine voice* colleagues #hits her hard. ok i need to shut up and make velvette psychology/past headcanons a different post sometime #hazbin velvette #hazbin hotel velvette #poly vees #polyvees #polyamorvee #happy days in hell (hazbin tag)

[my-dark-lord]

Valentino: *sneaking in through his window* Velvette: *turning in her chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night? Valentino: I was with Vox? Vox: *turning in his chair* Wanna try again?

#Incorrect Hazbin Hotel #Incorrect Hazbin #Incorrect Quotes #Hazbin Hotel VoxValVel #Hazbin Hotel Polyamorvee #Hazbin Hotel StaticMothDoll #VoxValVel #Polyamorvee #StaticMothDoll #Hazbin Hotel The Vees #Hazbin Hotel The V's #Hazbin Hotel VVV #Hazbin Hotel Valentino #Hazbin Hotel Velvette #Hazbin Hotel Vox #Little Imp Queue Just Must

[my-dark-lord]

Valentino: We’re going to a candy store?! Vox: No! It’s nighttime, candy stores are closed. Velvette: We’re gonna ROB a candy store?!?! Vox, sighing: No-

#Incorrect Hazbin Hotel #Incorrect Hazbin #Incorrect Quotes #Hazbin Hotel VoxValVel #Hazbin Hotel Polyamorvee #Hazbin Hotel StaticMothDoll #VoxValVel #StaticMothDoll #Polyamorvee #Hazbin Hotel The Vees #Hazbin Hotel The V's #Hazbin Hotel VVV #Hazbin Hotel Valentino #Hazbin Hotel Vox #Hazbin Hotel Velvette #Little Imp Queue Just Must

[my-dark-lord]

♥️

One ❤️ = One Sentence From Any WIP!

So this has been sitting in my askbox for a bit, I've just been busy and everywhere. BUT I finally got to this! I'll Rust With You is a Polyamorvee fic that I've been writing for comfort. It's sweet and just really domestic about the Vees doing cozy hobbies together.

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Following Valentino into the kitchen as he rolled up the sleeves of his button-up shirt, Vox paused to give Velvette a peck on the cheek.

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[winterr-w0nderland]

All of the VVV are touch starved in one form or another, thus they're very touchy with each other even if it's not being romantic or sexual. When they sleep they sleep the same way kittens pile on each other, frequently grab each other, stand close together and just big on physical contact

Even when you think it might be sexual it's not, Val will grope Velvettes tits and it's entirely not a sex thing it's just comforting relaxing. Velvette will grab Vox's ass not to turn him on or say she wants sex but because she needs to calm down and has to figure out something, Vox will grab Valentinos hips to just squeeze them because he's had a bad day and the touch cheers him up

And even then it's not rare to walk in on them completely tangled up with each other while on the couch or relaxing

#polyamorvee #polyvees #the vees #velvette hazbin hotel #vox hazbin hotel #valentino hazbin hotel #staticmothdoll

[winterr-w0nderland]

Honestly? Vals probably the best at period stuff, let's be real he's in the porn industry and assuming menstrual cycles do exist in hell there's no doubt he has had plenty run ins

Plus his MAJOR soft spot for Velvette, the moment she calls he knows the right brand, candy, has blankets and heating pads etc

Vox meanwhile is called as a last resort and basically that one meme of "babe what pussy size do you wear?"

#polyamorvee #polyvees #velvette hazbin hotel #vox hazbin hotel #valentino hazbin hotel #dollmoth #staticdoll #im on my period so this is what sparked this headcanon

[winterr-w0nderland]

My ot3s seems to mainly consist of girlboss wife and her dumbass husbands

#polyamorvee #poly vees #hazbin hotel #sonamyshad #sth #road to el dorado #chel x miguel x tuilo #pirates of the caribbean #will x elizabeth x jack sparrow

[winterr-w0nderland]

To be ever so slightly salty I think the "Velvette is Vox and Vals adoptive daughter" is just gross lol. And this isn't because I support the VVV polycule but also just dismisses Velvettes role entirely

She is not beneath them, she doesn't take orders from them, she is not treated as younger nor is there any implication that the two take on any paternal role to her. Her line "I'm the backbone of the Vees" combined with the fact she also has to deal with Valentinos outburst basically confirms she's equal to them. Making her their surrogate daughter implies they don't work with her because she's good at her role but because she's their babyyyy which is hella demeaning considering the total boss bitch that Velvette is

Also reminder. Velvette is supposed to be like thirty years old lmao, I'm all for found family tropes but what two men look at a thirty year old women and immediately think of her as their daughter figure? And why would Velvette think of either of them as her "dads"? Especially at that age?

Also let's be real, Valentino is a canonically sex abuser. Given all we know about him, the idea of him having a father daughter relationship with an adult women he did not raise and he's not related to has unfortunate implications.

If you don't ship her with the other Vees that's fine. If you headcanon as a lesbian that's based and also fine. But she can be their friend, business partner or someone they're close to without it having familial overtones.

Don't infantlize and deprive her of her standing.

#polyamorvee #poly vees #velvette hazbin hotel #vox hazbin hotel #valentino hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel #hot takes ppl gonna hate me for #part....1230473

[winterr-w0nderland]

The type of vibe I want for the VVV is a "we're all so fucked up that only we can truly love each other"

#polyamorvee #poly vees #the vees #velvette hazbin hotel #vox hazbin hotel #valentino hazbin hotel

[gloriousmonsters]

tbh i wrote this for me but if anyone else wants awful yet somehow sappy Vee threesome fic, you got it now

#happy days in hell (hazbin tag) #voxvalvel #poly vees #polyamorvee #hazbin hotel velvette #valentino hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #the vees

[winterr-w0nderland]

I don’t normally take requests but I wanna write VVV poly stuff so if ya'll got some ideas

Give 'em

#polyamorvee #polyvee #the vvv #hazbin hotel #give me ot3 prompts