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The LGBT headcanons
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I love these characters Noah Poly change my mind
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Something for the Genderbent AU
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So basically... These 2 girls are Gwen Beard and Harriet Hutchins. Gwen is the one on the left with the tie and the flat top. Harriet is the other one with the blue dress and the fancy haircut. REMEMBER THAT NOW, and that old lady on the middle is their mean principal, Ms. Krupp, along with her alter ego, Captain Underwear.
If you're curious about Melvin and Edith, their names in this AU will be Margot Sneedly and Edan.
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linavloger · 1 month
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Just for you to know...
I'm currently making plans of more CU AUs and you better be holding on, because most of them are even more messed up than @n4talia-chaparro's "The Bizzare Gruesome Disaster Of The Gory Principal" AU...
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Ok...here's my AUs list
New Intentions
The Mortifying Incident Of The Mushroom Infection
Capitán Calzones (Mexican AU)
Next Generation (Starring Nik Beard and Kei Hutchins)
Tied Up Obsession
Happy Tree Underpanty Comics
Underpanty Fairytales
Rest In Blood
Genderbent
Savage Students
Now...lemme make a sypnosis for each of these babies
TW: Blood and insanity mentions
New Intentions: Olive Frascherson learns the life of a teenager at Goldeneye Academy making new friends in the way. Being some of them George Beard and Harold Hutchins. Then, she meets again with her twin sister, Isabella Frascherson and her childhood friend, Daniel Layvers, who is now the vice president at the student council. Just when everything goes right, she soon meets Mr. Krupp, the new principal and a kid named "Candy", president at the student council. She, along with her new friends live different adventures to defeat monsters who seek for destruction and villains who seek for domination. Will they make it with Captain Underpants's help? The Mortifying Incident Of The Mushroom Infection: When everything seemed fine in Piqua, some strange sort of mushroom starts infecting Jerome Horwitz to finally infecting the whole city, turning everyone into some sort of mushroom zombies! Lucky for George, he has Harold and company by his side and will protect each other from the infected Mexican AU: It's almost like Captain Underpants but what if instead of being in Piqua was it in Guadalajara? What if instead of Jerome Horwitz, it was Primaria Itzani? and What if instead of having a few villains, they would fight all of Mexico's current problems in society? Next Gen: George and Harold after marrying Lisa and Billy and had their children respectively. Just like 6 years after the 12th books events, specifically with Nik Beard and his new best friend, Kei Hutchins revive Captain Underpants making a new invention and bringing him to life so that he watches over the city, visits them to their new treehouse and save the school (If they're unlucky, the whole city or planet) from evil Tied Up Obsession: Harold Hutchins, after being saved from a group of bullies by Erica Wang become best friends, until after 2 years of knowing each other, Erica leaves Jerome Horwitz temporaly, which leads Harold to meeting George Beard, but at second 0 that he met George, a series of murders have been going on! Will Harold solve this case with the few friends he has? Happy Tree Underpanty Comics: When nothing interesting happened, Jerome Horwitz received an invitation to unknown lands, which Mr. Krupp couldn't say no to, due to the fact that it was obligatory. Resulting in George, Harold, Mr. Krupp and the rest of the school be in Happy Tree Land and meeting new students from there and somehow being in wholesome, crazy, dangerous and bloody situations that can't come in handy easily. Underpanty Fairytales: When it's about alternate situations, We have George III, prince of Piqlands, and a common forest boy named Harold, who live incredibly fantasious adventures with their principal Benjamin, mostly known as Underpanty knight. Rest In Blood: When 20 kids received an invitation to a supposed game contest to receive a free toy, however, they soon realize that it was a terrible trick that leads them to participate in a bloody game where they all have to kill each other, a bloody game named "R.I.B." which stands for...Rest In Blood Genderbent: Meet Gwen Beard and Harriet Hutchins! Gwen is George's genderbend self and Harriet is Harold's. Remember that now, because in this AU, it's most likely in the books, but the genders are all bent! Savage Students: A normal day at Jerome Horwitz becomes a whole nightmare when George and Harold, after being forbidden to draw and write their comics and having their treehouse to the ground start becoming ferally insane, now acting like a couple of animals seeking for their main prey: Mr. Krupp, since he was the one who planned it all. Now the rest of the school has to survive and not fall to those 2's claws
And that's it :D I hope you ejoyed this silly little AUs plans
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simlili · 3 years
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Aaand then a townie died.
Thanks to the death-by-couch bug this game has, random-townie sat and sat until his motives failed, and no one knew him enough to successfully plead for his life.
Rest in peace, Sean Despret !
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cooperhewitt · 4 years
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Transcending Advertising
Herbert Bayer first became involved with Container Corporation of America (CCA) when Walter Paepcke, at the suggestion of his wife Elizabeth, began commissioning advertisements from avant-garde artists and designers, advocating for a collaborative relationship between art and industry. After completing several innovative advertisements, Bayer designed an exhibition for CCA in 1945 titled “Modern Art in Advertising,” which opened at the Art Institute of Chicago before traveling across the country.[1] Bayer went on to serve as a consultant to CCA and eventually became Chairman of the Department of Design (later renamed the Department of Visual Communication), where he had control over all visual aspects of the corporation.
Bayer became involved in CCA’s “Great Ideas of Western Man” series, after Walter and Elizabeth Paepcke began participating in a “Great Books” discussion group led by Robert M. Hutchins and Mortimer Adler, who worked with Encyclopedia Britannica on the publication of the monumental Great Books of the Western World series. The Paepckes came up with the idea of an advertising series based on quotes from classic “great books.” Adler was able to supply the quotes, centered around moral, philosophical, and political issues, from his Syntopicon, a detailed index of core ideas of the Western canon. A small committee led by Bayer, who had been selected as art director for the new series, then determined which artists would illustrate or interpret each quotation, with substantial creative license given. The varied interpretations featured the work of a range of artists and designers, including Paul Rand, Alvin Lustig, E. McKnight Kauffer, René Magritte, Joseph Cornell, Herbert Matter, Willem de Kooning, Ben Shahn, and Bayer himself.[2] Beginning in the 1950s, CCA’s “Great Ideas” campaign lasted 25 years, including more than 190 advertisements that reached the public through inclusion in popular periodicals and printed folios.
Cooper Hewitt’s current exhibition, Herbert Bayer: Bauhaus Master, features some of his designs for CCA, including three advertisements for the “Great Ideas” series. Ignoring the rules of conventional print advertising, the campaign replaces direct reference to the effectiveness of the product with an effort to project the personality or character of the corporation.[3] Recognizing that the products of CCA—including paperboard containers and folding cartons—are not particularly enthralling, Bayer instead sought to focus on conveying the corporation’s identity as humanistic, dynamic, and aspirational. This particular advertisement by Bayer promotes moral and cultural awareness, featuring a quote by Abraham Lincoln from an 1861 speech: “I hold that while man exists it is his duty to improve not only his own condition but to assist in ameliorating mankind.” The power of Lincoln’s words is amplified by the central black circle and thin, blue geometric form above, with their indistinct borders subtly suggesting a resistance to containment or egocentrism. Although the company name appears across a thin, red rectangular strip along the bottom, above a small company logo, Bayer transforms an advertisement for mundane, short-lived paper packaging into a compelling call for civic responsibility.
Carey Gibbons is currently a Visiting Assistant Professor in the History of Art & Design Department at the Pratt Institute. She previously worked as a Cataloguer in the Drawings, Prints & Graphic Design Department at Cooper Hewitt, Smithsonian Design Museum.
[1] See Gwen F. Chanzit, From Bauhaus to Aspen: Herbert Bayer and Modernist Design in America (Boulder: Johnson Books, 2005), 185–198 for an overview of Bayer’s work for CCA.
[2] Cooper Hewitt recently acquired many of these “Great Ideas” designs.
[3] Bayer believed that a corporation creates an impression or conveys a personality through its visual elements, including “business stationary, printed advertising, offices and furniture, plants and workers’ facilities.” Herbert Bayer, Herbert Bayer: Painter, Designer, Architect (New York: Reinhold Publishing Corporation and London: Studio Vista Ltd., 1967), 86.
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nerdgirlofficial · 5 years
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nuernbergerblatt · 4 years
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Hochzeit! Gwen Stefani und Blake Shelton heiraten nach der Pandemie
Gwen Stefani (50, “Hollaback Girl”) und Blake Shelton (43, “God’s Country”) wollen offenbar heiraten, sobald das Social-Distancing-Gebot in den USA aufgehoben ist. Das berichtet die amerikanische “US Weekly”unter Berufung auf einen Insider. Dieser wird zitiert mit den Worten: “Gwen weiß, wie gesegnet sie ist und möchte die Hochzeit feiern, sobald die Social-Distancing-Richtlinien aufgehoben…
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Spiders In Autumn
read it on the AO3 at Spiders In Autumn
by ButterNutter101
This is a high school AU, Peter B. Parker will be 19 years old. The characters used in this story are from TV series, cartoons, animated movies, and video games. Please stick around and I hope you enjoy!
Words: 4236, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Steven Universe (Cartoon), Gravity Falls, Disney Princesses, Disney - All Media Types, Voltron: Legendary Defender, Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/M, Other
Characters: Reader, Peter B. Parker, Teenage Peter B. Parker, Spider-Man, Miles Morales, Gwen Stacy, Peni Parker (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse), Mary Jane Watson, Steven Universe, Steven universe characters, Mabel Pines, Dipper Pines, Bill Cipher, Harold Hutchins, George Beard, Max (Camp Camp), Vanellope von Schweetz, Merida (Disney), Moana Waialiki, Rapunzel (Disney), Big Hero 6 Characters, Disney Animated Characters, Lotor (Voltron), Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Hunk (Voltron), Pidge | Katie Holt, Allura (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Amanda (Dream Daddy)
Relationships: Peter B. Parker/Reader, Lotor (Voltron)/Reader, Steven Universe/Reader (Platonic), Connie Maheswaran/Steven Universe, Miles Morales/Gwen Stacy
Additional Tags: Reader-Insert, Reader lives in San Fransokyo, Teenagers, Amanda from Dream Daddy is your sister, Reader got jokes, Original Character(s), Slow Burn, Romance, Alternate Universe - High School, references, lots of references, Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers, Supervillains, Swearing, Plot, Plot Twists, Humor, lots of humor, Many Characters - Freeform, Other Ships Not Mentioned in Tags, Other Fandoms Not Mentioned in Tags, Ignore tags I'm tryna gain clout
read it on the AO3 at Spiders In Autumn
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thesinglesjukebox · 5 years
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MADONNA & SWAE LEE - CRAVE [4.56] In 1995, Madonna released “You’ll See,” and Swae Lee was born. Twenty-four years later...
Katherine St Asaph: I'll leave aside the fact that this is a song where one singer tells another singer nearly one-third their age about how their "cravings get dangerous" and how they "shouldn't play with this," except to note that it is a fact, and not a particularly comfortable one. The less pressing question: Why? Why is Madonna recording Starrah songs with Swae Lee? (I'd ask "why is she recording songs so heavily Auto-Tuned," but I heard her do "Like a Prayer" at Eurovision, so I know why.) Does she think this will get airplay? [4]
Edward Okulicz: Madonna isn't too old to be a sex object. I mean, honestly, she looks like she's in her 40s. More people would do her than would do me. But oh god, she sounds like she has no actual interest in sex and is just going through the motions. The points are because Swae Lee almost, almost, makes me think that he's up for this encounter. That's not the way you'd expect this to go, is it? [3]
Alfred Soto: We know well how her cravings "get dangerous," and maybe Swae does too -- is that why he's recessive, almost frightened for the first time? At any rate, the trap beat on "Crave" allows Madonna to bask in the empathetic powers of that still captivating husk; there's a moment when she elides the sh in "I don't think we should wait for this" for maximum effect. No other vocalist would get away with it. Whether "Crave" storms up the charts we'll see. [6]
Jacob Sujin Kuppermann: The artificiality of every aspect of this, from Madonna's chopped up and processed vocal performance to the ertatz "Dreamcatcher"-crossed with Ty Dolla $ign guitar&B beat, works to its favor. "Crave" is a song about the uncanny naturalism of desire, the discomfort of the distance between what you want and what you have. It's not entirely successful in its pursuit of that vibe, but Swae Lee's vocal performance, as longing as ever, tips it over into comprehensibility. [6]
Katie Gill: When was the last really good Madonna song? She's been consistently putting out music and yet the last song of hers that I can think of and think "yeah, that was a solid Madonna song" was back in the late 2000s. She's had plenty of years to build up her brand; even her more recent work should still sound undeniably like herself. But this doesn't. It sounds like Halsey or Daya, a song that somebody else passed over and Madonna snapped up at the last second. But bitch, she's Madonna. Why is she not owning her sound? [3]
David Moore: I'm finding it hard to figure out Madonna's game plan with these -- a bunch of generic duets in a grab-bag of trendy styles that sound simultaneously expensive and flimsy. Swae Lee is more game than I'd expect, but they both sound lost in a morass. [4]
Vikram Joseph: Madonna has rarely sounded quite so becalmed or so anonymous as she does here on this sultry, extremely modern pop track; perhaps the heavy autotuning and slick production is a conscious attempt to reflect the impersonality of moving to a new city on the far shores of the Atlantic. The overall effect is kind of reminiscent of Lykke Li's hard shift towards glimmering sadgirl R&B on last year's So Sad, So Sexy, especially when Swae Lee's sleepy-eyed rap drifts in and out like a warm breeze -- much like the song as a whole, it leaves a familiar, soft-focus impression that fades to emptiness in no time at all. [6]
Andy Hutchins: It's sincerely awesome that Madonna is still trying to make sex jams at 60, but a delivery that sounds like Gwen Stefani's pout with two spoonfuls of marbles in her mouth appeals to no demographic I know of. And Swae suggesting his partner "ride me like a wave" after the jarring "ride me like a cruise" from "Sunflower" makes me think that his preferences are as painful as his metaphors -- "Surfboard/Surfboard" was more specific, a decent double entendre, and part of an extended riff that made sense and was playful. "Drunk in Love," instructively, made famous person drunk sex sound indulgent and spontaneous and fun; Madge and Swae sound tired, and their beat sounds cheaper than anything else I've ever heard from Mike Dean. [3]
Ryo Miyauchi: The lonely acoustic-pop is an understated, almost muting sound to pair with someone with a star power like Madonna. Her voice being placed at a remove can likewise scan as an opportunity not taken to really mine from that uncontrollable desire she keeps alluding to in the chorus. But not acting upon impulses here feels like the stronger move, especially because Madonna has shown she can indulge if she feels inclined. She leaves lines with an ellipsis in the chorus, fishing for the other to take the bait. The lack of action is as frustrating as it is tantalizing. [6]
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project-casting · 5 years
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NBC's 'Chicago Med' Casting Call for Assistants
NBC’s ‘Chicago Med’ Casting Call for Assistants
NBC’s Chicago Med is now casting assistants in Chicago, Illinois
NBC is now casting men and women in their 30’s to play Gwen’s assistant on “Chicago Med”. Filming will shoot multiple days starting next week for the next 8 days in Chicago, Illinois.
About Chicago Med:
Executive producer Dick Wolf adds another Chicago-centric series to his roster, this time focusing on the city’s most explosive…
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simlili · 3 years
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Mesa Flats rotation Week 1 : Edmund Montez
Edmund, a shameless copy of main game’s Cyd Roseland, lived in the family bin, until Erin Davis left him her house, when she married Stephen Loyal.
May that bury deep her disturbing biography according to which she and her dog are “practically perfect for each other despite the species difference” (really, maxis...).
They were even less inspired when writing Edmund a backstory. “He comes from an old family so he got himself a dog.” Okay then. Anyway, he also got himself a pretty townie spouse, Gwen Hutchins.
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Montez Household, Week 2 Hutchins becomes a pretty toddler and then a pretty little girl who loves bright dresses. But can her parents, Gwen and Edmund, get away with their criminal lives? Their crimes not only give them nightmares, but Edmund also always wants to see ghosts. Coincidence? Another couch claims another victim, young Felicia Gray.
Little Hutchins already knows to distract the dog. “Don’t look, Bailey, here, go fetch this...”
Oh, my!
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tabloidtoc · 4 years
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National Enquirer, February 10
Cover: Prince Charles and Prince William bitter war for the throne 
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Page 2: Beaming Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston on the road to remarriage 
Page 3: Jessica Simpson doesn’t mince words in her tell-all revealing for the first time she was sexually molested as a kid and why she hit the bottle during her rocky romance with John Mayer 
Page 4: Shocking photos of Johnny Depp suggest Captain Jack Sparrow may be on his last voyage 
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Page 5: George Stephanopoulos has thrown his hat in the ring to replace the ailing Alex Trebek as Jeopardy! host but he’s facing stiff competition, Kelly Ripa has given up booze thanks to Ryan Seacrest who helped her see clean-living as a way to take back control of her life 
Page 6: After kicking off his Las Vegas residency David Lee Roth has fans worried after his opening show in which he rambled endlessly and incoherently and couldn’t even recall the words to one of his biggest solo hits, at 86 and in failing health Willie Nelson knows the road can’t go on forever and he’s asked his lifelong compadre country legend George Strait to carry on touring for him when he finally packs it in 
Page 7: Pain-ravaged rocker Ozzy Osbourne is planning to seek a miracle treatment for his crippling Parkinson’s disease in Switzerland but doctors say the last-ditch bid is a fool’s errand, Taylor Swift revealed her mother Andrea who has been battling cancer since 2015 was diagnosed with a brain tumor while undergoing chemotherapy 
Page 8: Bride-to-be Bindi Irwin is desperate to save her wedding to Chandler Powell and end the brutal drama that’s tearing her family apart -- the feud between her mom Terri Irwin and her grandfather Bob Irwin who revealed he didn’t even expect a wedding invite, with Paris Jackson’s life in free fall from her prescription drug use her rocker boyfriend Gabriel Glenn has cleaned up his own act to help get her back on track 
Page 9: Savage reviews for Robert Downey Jr.’s pet project Dolittle have insiders fearing the flop may crush his career and cause the former junkie to relapse, troubled Tatum O’Neal’s health woes have robbed the actress of her spirit and derailed her once promising career -- she has endured painful flare-ups of rheumatoid arthritis and serious spinal surgery that’s left her riddled with scars and sources fear Tatum’s struggles may drive the former addict to seek solace in substance abuse 
Page 10: Hot Shots -- Kevin Jonas was all ears on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Celine Dion gave an emotional performance in Miami hours after the death of her 92-year-old mother, Uma Thurman on a talk show in Milan 
Page 11: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have called in a love doctor to help them put the spark back in their marraige, Melanie Griffith’s friendship with ex-husband Antonio Banderas is a little too close for comfort for his galpal Nicole Kimpel who wants Melanie to stop buzzing around her man, bitter love rivals Gwen Stefani and Miranda Lambert are locked in a new feud over who has the better bling 
Page 12: Straight Shuter -- Ariel Winter buys wine, exes Marc Anthony and Diddy will probably be at Jennifer Lopez’s wedding to Alex Rodriguez but not Ben Affleck, Adele’s weight loss has record executives worried because she was authentic and real and wasn’t trying to be a supermodel but the execs are worried about how her fans will react now that she’s gone Hollywood, Dancing with the Stars is hoping for a big casting coup by starting its next season with its first-ever same-sex dancing couple, Madonna likes it hot and she’s told fans to take their clothes off if they don’t like it because she’s banned air-conditioning from all venues on her current tour because she thinks the AC isn’t good for her injuries
Page 13: Britney Spears’ aging ex Kevin Federline is feeling very little love on the Las Vegas strip for his work as a DJ even though he’s one of the most recognizable names and faces in Vegas nobody wants to pay his $15,000 fee anymore, Jamie Foxx still lives with his mother and father who have been divorced for 25 years and his dad brings home dates, Jonathan Scott has found fame with his twin brother Drew Scott on the HGTV Property Brothers show but what the fixer upper really wants to be is a magician
Page 14: A state-by-state expose of pervy predators in the Catholic Church 
Page 18: Duane “Dog” Chapman’s family feud hit a new low when the bounty hunter’s own daughter seemed to slam him as a bastard and evil for shacking up with old friend Moon Angell less than a year after losing his beloved wife Beth to cancer, Tommy Lee’s new wife Brittany Furlan butters up his ex Heather Locklear to boost her own career 
Page 19: Caitlyn Jenner says she’s done with relationships after Sophia Hutchins’ shattering words, Kylie Jenner is already mom to Stormi but she revealed she hopes to be a mother of four just like her big sister Kim Kardashian 
Page 20: Cover Story -- Prince Charles and Prince William fight for power as frail Queen Elizabeth collapses from a broken heart 
Page 22: True Crime 
Page 23: If it’s not bad enough that Lori Loughlin is facing decades in prison the disgraced star’s very own daughters could be the ones whose damning testimony will put her there 
Page 24: Real Life 
Page 28: Brave defector Chrissie Carnell Bixler is suing the controversial Church of Scientology accusing them of using cruel and dirty tactics including killing her beloved dogs -- Chrissie and three other women have accused Scientologist Danny Masterson of sexual assault 
Page 30: Health Watch 
Page 34: Heartbroken Pamela Anderson’s failure to spark a reunion with former flame Tommy Lee sent her racing to the altar with movie producer pal Jon Peters, Rihanna didn’t waste any time finding a shoulder to lean on after her split from Hassan Jameel -- she was spotted reconnecting with old flame Drake, Hollywood Hookups -- Robert Pattinson and Suki Waterhouse engaged, Tim Tebow and Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters wed 
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Page 42: Red Carpet Stars & Stumbles -- SAG Awards -- Sarah Hyland, Zoe Kravitz, Alexis Bledel 
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National Enquirer, July 27
You can buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks
Cover: Prince Harry trapped in marriage from hell to Meghan Markle 
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Page 2: Mariah Carey has slimmed down again and the formerly plump pop star’s recent pics have stunned doctors who believe she’s lost at least 60 pounds in the last year and experts believe the recent weight drop may have come with some medical assistance plus experts warn the star’s constant weight swings have placed her health at risk 
Page 3: Paris Jackson bravely reveals suicide ordeal -- admits many attempts after losing dad Michael Jackson 
Page 4: Shia LaBeouf got his whole chest permanently inked to get into character as a vicious gangster for his new movie The Tax Collector 
Page 5: Head-over-heels Ben Affleck is raring to have a baby with girlfriend Ana de Armas, Ashton Kutcher has rushed to the rescue of Hollywood pariah Lea Michele and now he’s on the outs with wife Mila Kunis -- Lea has been blasted as a despicable and cruel and entitled bully by former castmates on Glee and Broadway but Ashton who was paired with Lea in the 2011 rom-com New Year’s Day thinks she’s gotten a raw deal while Mila thinks Ashton is crazy for sticking his neck out for someone he hasn’t seen that much over the last decade 
Page 6: The bizarre marriage of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith has hit a crisis point over another man and the blowback may push them toward a $270 million divorce -- both Will and Jada have denied humiliating reports that she was involved in a torrid two-year affair with their son Jaden Smith’s pal singer August Alsina with Will’s blessing 
Page 7: Christina Ricci’s domestic battery call was just round one in what promises to be a bitter divorce brawl with husband James Heerdegen -- Christina secured an emergency protective order against James after cops were called to the couple’s Woodland Hills home after he allegedly spit at her and now Christina has filed for divorce and sole custody of their five-year-old son Freddie, Sarah Palin and husband Todd Palin quietly finalized their split 
Page 8: Lonely Caitlyn Jenner has lost hope of making a love connection with 24-year-old live-in Sophia Hutchins and she’s on the hunt for romance and the 70-year-old longs for a partner to give her the affection she craves
Page 9: Tubby Adam Sandler and dumpy Denzel Washington have packed on the pounds during lockdown and now docs fear the Hollywood heavyweights may be digging their graves with a fork and spoon -- Denzel weighs close to 250 pounds and Adam is five-foot-ten and weighs 230 pounds 
Page 10: Hot Shots -- Brooke Shields in the Hamptons wearing a patriotic bikini,  Brooke Burke on a swing in her backyard, pregnant Sophie Turner out for a walk in Encino 
Page 11: Lara Flynn Boyle stepped out in L.A. during quarantine to stock up on essentials including a bottle of vodka but with sagging jowls and a puffy trout pout the actress was nearly unrecognizable, Tom Cruise is a dominant individual who left costar Thandie Newton terrified and insecure while filming Mission: Impossible 2 and Tom has since sent her Christmas gifts linked to his controversial religion of Scientology 
Page 12: Straight Shuter -- Millie Bobby Brown with alien balloons (picture), Alicia Keys and Beyonce have both struck a sour note with their Black Lives Matter music tanking -- Alicia’s Perfect Way to Die is nowhere on the charts and few are lining the streets to cheer Beyonce’s Black Parade, Chris Pratt needs to finish filming Jurassic World: Dominion in London in the next few months just when he and wife Katherine Schwarzenegger are expecting their first child so Chris will have to make a choice between work or his wife and new baby -- Chris is contractually obligated to be on set when they start although every effort will be made so he can take the 11-hour flight home on weekends, producers of RHOBH have discouraged the housewives from being political on the show because the audience is far more interested in personal drama and fights between the ladies but Lisa Rinna intends to change all that when the show starts filming again and she plans to use her platform to push her views on climate change and other issues, despite the raging pandemic The Bachelorette Clare Crawley won’t be wearing a mask and neither will any of her suitors because the show is about escape and people watch it to forget their troubles 
Page 13: Kanye West’s bizarre pronouncement that he’s running for U.S. president has the entire Kardashian family quaking in fear about the can of worms his candidacy could open -- Kardashian momager Kris Jenner is furious because it’s likely to trigger media scrutiny and probes by political opponents into the family’s private lives and business deals 
Page 14: True Crime 
Page 15: Cradle-robbing Mary Kay Letourneau’s scandal-scarred life came to a tragic and lonely end at 58 as she died of cancer after being dumped by her husband and reduced to living in squalor 
Page 16: Jeffrey Epstein’s galpal Ghislaine Maxwell’s arrest has big shots shaking -- with Ghislaine behind bars there is growing concern their high-powered pals will try to quash evidence in the explosive sex scandal 
Page 18: Real Life 
Page 19: Jim Carrey has written a fictionalized autobiography but he was too scared to confront his biggest demons -- Jim was not eager to tackle sensitive subjects like his bitter divorce from first wife Melissa Womer and the 2015 suicide of his ex-girlfriend Cathriona White, activists have demanded the removal of the Confederate flag across America but that’s not stopping an Illinois museum from proudly displaying a piece of television history emblazoned with it -- the last surviving 1969 Dodge Charger known as the General Lee used in the comedy classic Dukes of Hazzard 
Page 20: In a plot twist fit for one of his mystery thrillers novelist Dan Brown’s ex-wife Blythe claimed he lived a life of lies and charged he financed numerous secret affairs with their joint $178 million fortune, Julian Lennon is determined to get what he’s been denied by his stepmother Yoko Ono before she kicks the bucket -- Yoko is 87 year old and in a wheelchair and very ill plus she’s set to leave her son Sean Lennon who’s Julian’s half brother all of their father’s massive fortune -- Julian only wants what he thinks a son deserves and he pleading with Yoko to do the decent thing and give him a reasonable share 
Page 22: Health Watch 
Page 25: Denise Richards is so spooked by the coronavirus she refuses to do love scenes on The Bold and the Beautiful unless it’s with her husband -- she’s had her holistic healer husband Aaron Phypers added to the cast of the soap as a stand-in during intimate scenes, the Duke of Edinburgh has a shocking secret he’s hidden from the royal family for decades: he’s related to a busty pair of twin Playboy models -- Queen Elizabeth’s elderly husband Prince Philip was born into the Greek and Danish royal families but his wider familial ties extend to the U.S. which is home to Carla and Carmen Morrell
Page 26: Cover Story -- Heartsick Prince Harry trapped in living hell -- Meghan Markle’s demands leave him alone and miserable -- Harry feels lonely and directionless living in Meghan’s shadow as he struggles to find meaning in his life with a series of charity appearances designed to bolster the royal renegades’ image 
Page 28: Assistants Air Stars’ Dirty Laundry -- Britney Spears, Ariana Grande, Frank Sinatra 
Page 29: Ryan Gosling, Lady Gaga, Jennifer Aniston, Christian Bale 
Page 31: Miley Cyrus has donated over $1.6 million to help homeless teens and vulnerable families though her Happy Hippie Foundation 
Page 32: Dying Ethel Kennedy has secretly ponied up a $1 million bounty to find the killer of Connecticut teen Martha Moxley in a bid to prove the innocence of her troubled nephew Michael Skakel
Page 34: Lizzo’s secret half-brother Brandon Johnson desperately wants to end a family feud with the singer 
Page 36: Scandal-scarred Johnny Depp was forced to walk the plank and exit the blockbuster Pirates of the Caribbean film franchise and Guardians of the Galaxy bombshell Karen Gillan has been asked to helm the next Pirates voyage and is set to snag a massive amount of money for the starring role 
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Page 38: Gavin Rossdale seems to be pining over ex-wife Gwen Stefani five years after their split admitting he still thinks she’s incredible, Hollywood Hookups -- Jennifer Grey and Clark Gregg split, Lily James and Chris Evans are on, Josh Brolin and third wife Kathryn Boyd are getting ready to welcome baby No. 2 
Page 42: Red Carpet Stars -- Margot Robbie 
Page 45: Spot the Differences -- Jay Leno with his vintage Lincoln Continental 
Page 47: Odd List 
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