#Grif: he/they

[mattastr0phic]

REPRESSED HOMOSEXUALS EXPOSURE THERAPY

#sarge WILL still laugh at them and be concerned for simmons's taste. yes he is still bisexual in MY rvb #to be clear he just thinks he's being Better Gay than everyone else #“whats more honorably homosexual than fighting alongside and dying in your fellow man's arms” -sarge probably #kudos if you read the tags and got my bisexual sarge thoughts #it's me. your local guy who spedrun rvb and its fandom #grimmons #dick simmons #richard simmons #dexter grif #simmons rvb #sarge rvb #grif rvb #red vs blue #rvb #rvb doodles #kaikaina grif #lavernius tucker #leonard church #michael j caboose #franklin delano donut #doc rvb #agent carolina #i told myself i wouldnt tag everyone and then i tagged everyone #unhealthy habits do not replicate

[leonardalphachurch]

back in bgc donut came up with a conspiracy about how church is responsible for everything that happened in blood gulch and the main crux of his argument is that “church” rhymes with “gulch” and simmons got so fucking mad about it because these two words do not, in fact, rhyme, and years later after everything is revealed donut comes in one day like see 😏 i told you 😏 and simmons has a mental breakdown trying to argue that donut being right doesn’t make church rhyme with gulch

#rvb #grif goes back and forth between wanting to call donut and idiot and wanting to gaslight simmons. really he’s the one who’s suffering here

[queersoda-art]

just imagining simmons rolling his eyes v hard at this silly stoner man

#rvb #red vs blue #rvb grif #dexter grif #he smokes that good kush and you can fight me on this #my art

[yuhi-san]

you know what the blood gulch chronicles are so fucking funny. the first few episodes is just a bunch of idiots shit talking. absolute useless nonsense.

but its not random rubbish being thrown around. the conservations, as ridiculouse as they are, have a flow. You can actually follow how you got from a to q, even if just looking at a nd q seperately is like, how the fuck did that happen. every comment bounces off of a previous one.

red team trying to name M12 LRV. its just gold. the bickering. simmons being the one not believing that pumas are a real animal. how they keep roasting grif for 'making up animals'.

the way the lines are delivered. it's hilarious.

#grif not missing a beat when he deadpans 'a walrus' is still sending me #say what you will but the voice acting in rvb has always been stellar #oh churchs screeching #every dialog they are having is just gold #¨the characters are aware that most their conversations is just malarky #but its not done in a over the top marvel way of #oh they know they are being hilarious little shits #they are just like that #red vs blue #rvb #listening to the episodes at work and stuff is funn but it does mess with the tone of my writing oh boy

[squiffed-then-sozzled]

Yay or nay to the cropped tweets for next time

(Part 16)

Also say happy birthday to my cat his name is Gur

#or don't this fatass bites my legs everyday #When we first got him he used to climb the curtains and shit in our fireplace #Like UP there too I felt like I was a 9 year old in the 1800s #mf had me in there like a reverse Santa Claus #He doesn't do his job either he just plays with the bugs #or he walks away #anyways #red vs blue #rvb #rooster teeth #rvb grif #rvb donut #rvb sarge #rvb simmons #tweet #funny tweets

[harbingersecho]

grif's surgery but just a little more... obvious?

I actually rly rly ADORE frankengrif but I don't have an in-show reason why he'd have extensive long-term allogeneic skingrafts on his face 😔

#rvb #red vs blue #dexter grif #grif #*24 #mine #art #cw wounds #Look I love biology stuff like this so I like researching what would be at least semi-plausible even if it's just for a dumb halo show that #makes 0 sense where CPR cures a headshot but i cant help it!!! and like the 'lazy' reason for it would be sarge is just crazy like that but #its not a good reason imo. and like the things he lists needing replacement are mostly internal and body parts which makes sense #considering how grif got injured by sheila like I could 100% see that rupturing organs and crushing his hand and there being burns etc #but like nothing points to grif needing any surgery above the neck and i dont think anyone mentions his face being different? i could #make up injuries for him but nothing in the show actually supports that he'd need grafts for anything but his body.. #I'm SOO ready to be convinced otherwise btw like I said I want an obvious frankengrif to be true so bad !! #AGH would it be too insane of me to make like a surgery/injury overview thing for grif just so i can convince myself abt this idea... #i can bend to some fun stuff tho im not a total joykill u know! thats why i give his body the mismatched donor skin look despite allogeneic #grafts not being permanent w/ current tech. like it really doesn't matter if it's realistic or whatever but also Yes It Does. #and like during/after chorus would grey offer to 'fix' it? i imagine the feds could mesh a skin so they could use grif's own skin.. #or like during rats nest when they got reassigned?

[the-poppy-outie-effect]

only the biggest brained individuals understand that Grif is actually the smartest of the reds and blues. only the wisest among us know that it takes a genius to get away with the bullshit he gets into on the daily. only the sharpest crayons in the box get that Grif has been playing everyone the entire show and only acts dumb so everyone underestimates him. only the smartiest of pantses can comprehend him.

#shut up beck sorry beck #dick simmons #red vs blue #red vs. blue #dexter grif #grif rvb #rvb grif #grimmons #this was so dumb #but i couldn’t get it out of my head #and im right! #he is literally so smart! #he’s just figured out what he needs to do to play the game #and thus #he’s the ‘lazy guy’ #he’s conning y’all’s asses #and he’d do it too! #only i truly understand him #idk if this was the intended perception of this character by rooster teeth #but something something death of the author #something something that one post that said the fans take rvb more seriously than rt

[justtkatt]

Tucker is struggling, just like us…

#rvb #red vs blue #rvb tucker #rvb grif #dexter grif #lavernius tucker #grimmons #tucker is a grimmons shipper #he is fighting for his life out here #or rather for grimmons

[katzenklavierr]

She likes the funny Halo show

#Luci tag #RvB #<- for my own blog sorry #her favourite is Grif because she keeps perking up every time he comes on the screen

[smilysstuff]

Grif and Wash friendship is underrated fight me

#red vs blue #rvb #rvb washington #rvb grif #dexter grif #agent washington #Just imagine the deep conversations they'd get themselves into #And how Grif and his philosophical words be messing up Wash's already shit sleep schedule #Tucker storms towards Red base to yell at Grif to stop giving Wash an existential crisis he already has too much to count #Grif : Life is a skateboard yknow? #Wash : Holyshit you're right. #This drawing is inspired by my advisor who describe an egg breaking to someone going HERK BLEGH

[evandoodles]

simmons :P

#bugboy.art #rvb #red vs blue #i really oughta draw more than just him #i keep trying to make a design for grif but i think i keep getting embarrased because hes my fav #so i never do end up drawing him </33

[autisdicksimmons]

I think we should be way more focused on the fashion choices of the rvb characters in their retirement— these are adults who have not dressed themselves in anything but army clothes and armor for upwards of fifteen years, they’re gonna be BAD

#rvb #red vs blue #simmons is over here like fuck I haven’t bought clothes since I transitioned?!? #grif refuses to put even the slightest effort into it which means DONUT is doing the clothes shopping and he only is like nah #this has to change after donut has slowly replaced all his shirts with crop tops #SPEAKING OF DONUT he clearly has no problems just being naked! we know this! #caboose gets freckles and himself matching shirts #everyone has to stay color coded bc Sarge can and will shoot anyone he decides that he doesn’t recognize #Carolina is so fucking pissed at pants sizes as we all are #tucker and donut are fighting. about everything

[leonardalphachurch]

grif is so fucking mad that bitters and matthews are dating and kimball pulls him in to have a talk about his homophobia and grif has to come out for the first time in his life to assure her he doesn’t care that bitters is dating dudes he just can’t be dating THAT dude

#he doesn’t actually have to explain the second he says he likes dudes kimball puts two and two together #she’s so tired. she’s SO tired. why can’t she have normal captains #rvb #dexter grif

[skipitty-bop]

people have this idea that grif is cool and smooth or something because hes laid back but no hes super dumb and dorky and awkward and idiot never forget this

#his voice literally cracks every 3 words #he and simmons are the dork power couple #dexter grif #rvb grif #rvb #red vs blue

[rubykgrant]

Pour one out for Grif

#red vs blue #dexter grif #orangecharactersmakcdown #he was so orange #rvb

[squiffed-then-sozzled]

The washing machine one has more than one meaning if yk what I mean, anyways just learned my great grandma had ties to the mafia

(Part 13)

#she also helped my uncle evade the police when she was alive #he got caught and put away for 10 years though 😔 #cant explain all the great grandma lore but just know there's a LOT #lets just saying might not be related to half the people I'm told I am #red vs blue #rvb #rooster teeth #rvb grif #rvb donut #rvb simmons #rvb sarge #tweet #funny tweets