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marinerainbow · 4 months

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I have been obsessed with Bistro Huddy for a couple days now, and I found this video and... I can't. I can't stop thinking about this with my Poppy ships. I had to write this crack XD

@just-kit-ink and @wicked1will0sparkles I have a feeling this'll get a chuckle out of you guys (for the sake of argument, let's say that Shiny and Poppy do work for the TP from time to time in this fic. Like... Poppy can offer them info about some of the Uptown toon she works with, and Shiny can do all kinds of crimes with them).

It was a rare, and almost frightening, sight to see the boss smiling. Not in an unnerving way, not in smug pride, but actual genuine joy from another person. It almost never happened. Which was why Greasy knew something had to be up between Smartass and Poppy when he saw the two laughing and drinking coffee side by side in the kitchen.

"Ohhhoho! You really said that??"

"Well 'yea, what else was I gonna say? You 'shoulda seen the look on his mug!" The weasel breathed out a few chuckles before he noticed the new presence and looked up, just in time to see his right hand man smirking at him knowingly. Rolling his eyes and shrugging, Smartass chose to just cut himself off, now that he and Poppy weren't alone anymore, "Alright, I'll tell 'ya what happened next later. Seeya at lunch."

It wasn't lost on Poppy that another person's presence did ruin the mood, but she didn't make any implication about that. She didn't want to hurt the Spaniards' feelings... That and work needed to be done anyway. So she just nodded, "Alright. I should get you the paperwork you need by ten, at the latest."

"Sounds good."

Poppy walked off with her mug and a smile, nodding and offering Greasy a cheery "Bonjour." As she passed him and slipped out the kitchen door. That left him the opportunity to smirk knowingly at his boss, who rolled his eyes in response, "Buen día."

"Shuddap, Grease."

Though 'shutting up' was not on Greasy's plans. Not after what he just witnessed. The weasel took his time grabbing his coffee cup from the cupboard and pouring himself some of the much needed caffeinated liquid, all while keeping eye contact with a Smartass who was ever-increasingly going back to his grumpy persona. This probably wasn't a good idea to poke the bear before he could finish his coffee... But hey, this was what happened when you chuck out the TV the night before, and there was nothing else to entertain your right hand man, "So, I see you and Poppy have a little something going on~"

Usually there would be a tapping foot- or a death glare- or a twitching hand and glancing towards the nearest object that would tell the taller weasel that there was indeed something happening between his boss and their sweet friend. However, Smartass must have been truly exhausted since he just huffed and went back to stirring his coffee, "There ain't 'nothin going on. That's just how a work marriage is

The ear-to-ear grin on Greasy's face fell instantly after that, and looked like his brain was shutting down from attempting to process what Smartass just said. As if he claimed that Bugs Bunny was actually a crcodile, "A... A Work marriage?"

"What?? You 'nevah heard of it??" The hint of jealousy in Greasy's eyes seemed to be lost on the head weasel. He looked more surprised at the thought of him not being aware of the special relationship one could have with their coworkers, "Well I ain't explainin' it-"

"Ohhh no, I know what a work wife is. Because that is what Poppy is to me."

The sip that Smartass had attempted to drink almost got coughed up onto his suit. The pink weasel actually had to set the cup down before he glowrred at the other toon. There was absolutely no way his ears were working right. At least Greasy better hope they weren't, "Excuse you??"

Instead of being intimidated, Greasy just crossed his arms and seemed to take on the challenge instead, "You heard me, boss. If she's work married to anybody in this house, it's me."

"Oh no. Uh-uh bub. She's work married t'me."

"No, Poppy is my work wife."

The two weasels whipped their heads towards the doorway, looking at a just woken, disheveled, feral looking Psycho staring at them like they were the insane ones. And he was sending Greasy in particular a glare that could make any iron-willed man feel weak in the bladder, "You already have Shiny. You can't have Poppy too."

At that, Smartass immediately turned back towards Greasy with his fists on his hips, "Oh! You got that lunatic, but you're over here movin' in on my work gal??"

"MY work wife! Get your own!"

"And who's to say I must limit myself to one beautiful woman, eh?" Greasy glanced between his comrades with a hand to his chest, like he wasn't just getting on Smartass' case for being work married to Poppy, "How is that fair?"

"How is tha- BOY-"

"Actually, I'm Poppy's work husband too."

"WHAT!?"All three looked straight at the smoker, now standing in the doorway and looking like he just made the biggest mistake in his life. Why he thought it was a good idea to say that out loud, who knows. But the smoker just groaned and walked further in the kitchen to grab an apple from the fruit bowl, with Stupid following after him.

"Duh, what's happening here?"

Seeing the big lug of a weasel come in all confused made Greasy and Smartass narrow their eyes at him in suspicion. Psycho on the other hand was too busy growling at an unphased Wheezy, "Estúpido, you better not say you're Poppy's work husband too."

Stupid blinked at his brother and coworker for a moment, before his eyes lit up once he caught up with the topic of discussion, "Huh? Noooo, we're not work married!"

"Good. I don't need'ta deal with yo-"

"She's my work mom!"

The whole room fell silent. Smartass and Greasy glanced to each other before looking at the oblivious Stupid, and even Psycho had paused his confrontation with Wheezy- who was now burying his face in his free hand, "Stu, don't-"

"And Wheezy is my work dad!" The buck toothed toon proclaimed happily as he pointed to the internally dying Wheezy, still blissfully unaware of the tension in the room, "He and Poppy work adopted me! We even got ice cream yesterday!"

...

At that moment, without even looking up from his paw, Wheezy knew his smokes would not be enough emotional support to face these ridiculous weasels, "Ok, guys-"

"YOU STARTED A WORK FAMILY WITH POPPY!?"

"¡Destructor de hogares!"

"Is there ANYBODY in this house NOT puttin' the work moves on her!?"

"I'm not, boss!"

"SHUT UP!"

Breakfast and coffee were on no ones mind now. The entire kitchen was quickly filled with screaming, threats, and proclamations of betrayal. Poor Stupid could only stand there, glancing to his work dad and pleading with his eyes for an answer of what to do. Though all Wheezy would do was suck in as much toxic smoke as he could while he still had the chance. Before Smartass could throw the toaster, or Psycho could pounce on somebody.

The only thing that could break up the whole room was the very rabbit of discussion when she poked her head inside in concern. Her eyes pinned down against her head and her eyes were wide as they darted to each individual in the room, "Uh, g-guys? Is everything-"

"Get outta here while you still can, Pops."

"What do you-"

She just barely managed to contain her shriek when suddenly all four pairs of eyes locked onto her, making her stand straight up at attention. The moment to escape was long gone now, "Guys...?"

A long silence hung in the air as the first three weasels all looked at each other, as if agreeing upon something, then looked right back at Poppy. Stupid scratched under his propeller hat in confusion, and Wheezy closed his eyes to fully enjoy the silence before it would be undoubtedly ruined again.

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"What on Earth- What are you guys talking about?"

Having taken this out to the living room, Poppy was seated on the couch and resisted rubbing her temples. The papers she was working on for Smartass were currently strewn about the coffee table, but all she could focus on were the weasels surrounding her. Wheezy was sitting on her left, not at all wanting to be here either. Smartass was sitting straight up in his own chair, tapping his foot with his arms crossed. Greasy had been trying to sit on Poppy's right, though he kept getting driven off by Psycho who was standing by the couch like a gargoyle. And Stupid was busy getting himself a bowl of cereal in the kitchen now that it wasn't crowded anymore.

If Poppy had been told she was going to be in the middle of a work love triangle- or rectangle in this case- with four of Toontowns biggest criminals four years ago, she would have laughed it off as a joke.

"I don't know how we can make it any clearer, but fine." Smartass huffed out as he leaned forward, almost looking like he was in the middle of one of his business meetings, "These nimrods think you're their work wife. We gotta clear it all up, like usual."

"Smarty-"

"Poppy, it's alright. I know this is all a terrible misunderstanding." Greasy still hadn't managed to slip past Psycho, so he chose to kneel in front of her and take her paw in his hands all dramatic like. He looked like the love interest in one of his novelas, and Poppy just looked so tired, "Just tell these putas that you, Shiny, and I are exclusive. Then we can get back to normal, si?"

"Listen-"

Poppy was once again interrupted, but this time by Psycho as he hopped over the couch just to smack at Greasy's face and hiss like a territorial housecat. The second in command managed to jumo back in time, but that didn't make the lunatic back off, "¿¡Qué carajo!?"

"You go be 'exclusive' with Shiny!"

"Yeah, you shouldn't even be here!"

While the three spiraled into yet another argument, Poppy heaved out a defeated sigh before looking towards the only sane one right now. Their eyes met and, like always, they shared a silent moment of pity and understanding for the other, "Help me."

Although he truly felt sorry for his work wife, and wanted nothing more than to escape this madhouse, there really was nothing Wheezy could do for either of them. All Poppy had to see was his slumped shoulders to know what he was going to say, "I tried, Poppy. You know how they get."

The toon groaned as she gave in and leaned back on the couch to rest her head on the back. Her headache growing with each curse word flung around. Why couldn't these guys just... The bond formed within a stressful and emotionally draining work environment knew no bounds. It couldn't just be contained to one individual. Why couldn't these jerks see that??

Well, at least Wheezy understood it. And Greasy, to an extent... Maybe it was more of a pride thing between him, Psycho and Smartass. If that was the case, then she could get this fixed no prob-

"Alright then. How about a fight?"

Blinking back into the present, and getting over the jarring sudden silence that befell the living room, Poppy turned her head far back enough to see the source of the familiar voice; Shiny standing in the middle of the open front door, with what looked like a crate of her homebrewed alcohol tucked under her arm. The arguing must have been loud enough to cover Shiny coming inside. But either way, her announcing her presence caused the three weasels to actually pause in their bickering, "You guys heard what I said."

Oh god no, "I- Shiny, I don't think that- we don't want that to happen."

The weasel lady just shrugged as she kicked the door closed behind her, taking turns to look each and every one of them in the eye- including Psycho, despite the probability of him taking that as a challenge in the mood he was in now being high. She didn't even bother trying to hide her smirk while placing the moonshine on the nearest syrface as she reiterated, "If you guys want her to choose, why not prove your worthiness and fight for her?

"Shiny, for the love of God, no." Wheezy stated in a firm voice he didn't often use. Glancing to his team, he could see the gears turning in Psycho's and Greasy's heads as they briefly shared a look. Fortunately, though, Smartass at least was currently stuttering out a response in disbelief. Hopefully, that meant the boss' sanity was coming back.

"Too late, Cowboy."

"No! No, not too late! Guys!-"

"You know what?!" Finally. Smartass was being the leader he should have been from the start. Standing up and pointing a finger at the mischievous woman, who just raised an amused brow right back at him, he snapped, "You don't get to come in here and-"

Though he was too late. The time for actual sense in this house had passed. That was made obvious when Smartass was sent flying over his chair and across the room. After a straightjacket clad weasel launched himself right at him. Psycho' battle screech and Smartass' cursing and gun clicking filled the room, and all Greasy did was pull out his switchblade and started cleaning it; preparing himself for war.

Although his expression remained partially neutral, his shaking hands while he lit up his whole pack and jumped right out of his seat showed how absolutely done he was. He wasn't going to bother trying to pull those maniacs away from each other. Not when he didn't even want to make a big deal out of this in the first place, "I'm out."

"PSYCHO NO!" While Wheezy was walking away from the others, Poppy leaped up to her feet with intentions of trying to break up the fight. Though before she could take a step towards the brawl, she was stopped when Shiny placed her well manicured paw on her shoulder. Looking behind her, Poppy watched her shake her head, silently telling her 'it's not worth it, honey', "Shiny!-"

"Let them get it out of their system. They clearly need it, sugar." The woman casually shrugged. The tiny smirk on her lips, though, showed she had more selfish reasons for starting this between them... And that she wasn't going to even try to hide it, "Besides, it's funny how easy they all are. Isn't it?"

"N-No! I can't let my work marriages fall apart!"

"Oh, please. This'll get through to them better than 'sitting down and talking it out' ever would. And you know it." Shiny sighed- not as dramatically as Greasy was renowned for, but there was a hint of drama behind it- before wrapping her arms around the rabbits shoulders and pulling her around and close, making Poppy completely face her now. Good thing, too. As the pencil holder that flew behind Poppy would have hit her in the eye otherwise. Even though Poppy was upset, the look of worry and slight anger towards her was absolutely adorable, and only made Shiny's grin broaden, "Besides, it doesn't really matter in the end. Does it?"

The tiny frown on Poppy's face faltered at that. Though not because she was comprehending how close her best friend was now, "How?"

"'Cause you and I both know that out of everybody here, I'm your true work spouse."

"Oh my god-"

"Hey! I didn't say anything about being the only one! I'm just saying that I'm the matriarch of your little work harem~"

...

Somehow, despite her soured mood, despite the waging three-way war happening just mere feet from them, Shiny still managed to get a smile, and even a little chuckle, out of her. Shaking her head, Poppy decided in that moment to just press her forehead against her favorite lady's crown, and enjoy this tiny moment between them while it could last, "You're terrible."

Not paying any mind to the sounds of agony from the three men, or the crashing and breaking of wood, or Smartass' "WHERE'D PSYCHO GET THE LAWN CHAIR!?!?", the dancer just touched noses with her little rabbit and giggled alongside her, "I know~"

While the girls were distracted, Stupid poked his head out of the kitchen doorway to see what was causing so much of a rucus. Crumbs of ceral still unwiped from his lips, "What's going-"

One look at the three feral weasels, a mising Wheezy, and Poppy and Shiny completely forgetting the world around them, Stupid had made probably the smartest decision he ever hsad made in his life at that moment. He quickly and quietly slipped back in the kitchen to finish his food, "Nevermind!"

This got a little genuine Popshine'y at the end of the crack. I don't regret it XD

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slashingdisneypasta · 2 months

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I've been in a musical mood since I moved into my apartment (Seriously, there's something very satisfying about playing these Broadway songs out loud in your own living room (when my roommate left of course)), and seeing your dark Musical AU Post made me think of musical AU's for my... Oof countless ships 😅 of course you don't have to worry about answering ^^

Smarty-Pop • Phantom of the Opera AU

I have not known peace ever since you briefly mentioned their Erik/Christine dynamic in my sad Smarty-Pop ending drabble, and i mean that in a positive way XD and this gave me the perfect opportunity to explore an actual AU.

I'm thinking maybe Poppy can play a little bit of Madam Giry's role too, being the only one who knows the Phantom's secrets, the only calm one when the Phantom of the Opera strikes and possibly even delivering messages to the opera managers for Smartass. And unlike with the OG story, I like to imagine them in an already established relationship here- just, you know, a little secretive since it's the phantom we're talking about.

It's not uncommon for Poppy to go disappear down in the depths of the Opera House, whether it be through her mirror or one of the trap doors. And if one were to look through her dressing room, you could find many pink roses in various stages of wilt, and letters personally addressed to her written in the same colored ink. She claims she doesn't know who sends her them, but her dreamy smile shows more than just flattery. She leaves her own notes for Smartass as well, leaving them in loge #5 just before a show begins. Just sweet love letters only for his eyes.

No, they don't always agree. Poppy has lost track of how many times she's stormed down to Smartass' domain after something he most certainly did, and all the attention and admirers she had been gaining as her stardom rose have been dangerously grating Smartass' nerves. But at the end of each night, she is his, and he is hers. As it should be.

(Yeah this is partially me venting how i think a Christine x Phantom relationship would have turned out if it was the canon ending XD Also I'd like to point out that you said yandere Snartass might make his S/O marry him, which also correlates with the phantom trying to force Christine's hand. That is totally not going to become part of the Smarty-pop AU) thought XD

Greasypop • Dracula AU

I did struggle with Greasypop admittedly, but then I heard the song Please don't Make Me Love You from the soundtrack and I could not get this dynamic for this ship out of my head. Besides, it gives me an excuse to use the Vampire or the Monster AU XD No matter how you slice it, Dracula is pretty manipulative when you think about it. Especially with how he convinces Mina that Lucy's death was not his doing, which does fit Greasy's more manipulative nature... Not to mention that it'd be his fantasy to have as many hotties as Dracula did 😅

I'm just imagining vampire/incubus Greasy shows up into town, looking to plant his roots here for a while, and Poppy is one of his targets. Poppy can tell that something isn't quite right with him, even when he offers her comfort after she reads about yet another attack in the night. There's just something not right with Greasy.

But even so, she's having a hard time denying what he does to her. Just like how theres something about him that isn't quite right, there's something about him that makes her head feel dizzy. Something that let's his touch linger on her shoulder or arm before she snaps back to her senses. Something that makes her wish those evenings when he shows up unannounced and they wind up sharing a meal together don't end. It's like her heart is trying to give itself to Greasy, and her mind is trying to keep her grounded in reality.

It's not long before she breaks down, feeling like she's being driven mad, and just asks her friend- if he can even be called that- what he wants. She knows Greasy is not who he says he is, and she knows there has to be a reason he keeps coming back to her even though she's made it clear she doesn't want a man right now. Something tells her she doesn't want to know the truth, and yet another something tells her she wouldn't care.

But either way, no matter what, Poppy knows one thing for certain. Her heart can't take much more of this. And she didn't want it to. She doesn't want someone to come around and ruin this tranquility she's built for herself just for his own fun. So she asks, practically begs him, to just don't make her fall in love with him. Don't make her chase after him if he had no intentions of keeping her. Her instincts tell her that this is a terrible idea, that she should have slammed the door on the Spaniard long ago as she locked eyes with him.

But there was just something about him that made her love him.

(Not exactly the Dracula route I meant, I'm still working on it, but I hope it's still fun to read XD)

Peezy • Little Shop of Horrors AU

Ok ok I know this may not sound right but hear me out- Poppy x Wheezy are the most wholesome of the ships, kind of like how Audrey and Symore are wholesome. And also share the fact that Poppy/Audrey still see Wheezy/Seymore as such a good person deep down despite knowing or finding out the things they've done. Not to mention that Wheezy would treat Poppy right just like how Seymore would for Audrey.

Poppy and Wheezy work together in the same flower shop, and they both would agree that they are the high lights of each others work day. It's not exactly hidden that the two have feelings for each other- as their boss blatantly told Wheezy that he knew he thought things about the sweet girl. Though for many reasons, one of which is Poppy's horrid boyfriend Ben, they aren't together.

It was always heart-wrenching and rage inducing whenever Poppy would come in with fresh tears in her eyes, or when she would brush it off as just 'typical relationship struggles'. Wheezy has tried to just keep it to himself, and offer Poppy any comfort she needs. Though the night he got to actually see how that bastard treated her, he decided enough was enough. That bloodthirsty plant was the one who suggested it, but it's not like this wasn't a long time coming anyway.

The next morning, when Poppy is crying out of guilt rather than heartbreak, Wheezy keeps a cool head as he wraps an ashy arm around her and assures her that she shouldn't waste another second on that boy. He was never worth it, not if he couldn't appreciate what he had. Everything is alright now...

(... This was meant to be more fluffy, as fluffy as the original was, but it turned out a bit more manipulative than I intended at the end? I think? 😅 but hey, no one's gonna miss Ben either way-)

Pocho • Sweeny Todd AU

This one is special because here, Poppy is playing the role of Anthony, and Psycho Johanna. Specifically, I'm imagining the part of the play where Johanna is stuck in the asylum and Anthony is trying to break her free. Poppy in the Tiny-Tots AU is trying to set her friend and love free the second she finds out about him being locked away. Even if she has to employ the help of criminals to get him out.

Or, if we want more horror, Psycho is Sweeny, and Poppy is Lucy. Falsely accused of crimes he didn't commit just so the accuser could take his wife. Despite the fight he put up, Psycho and Poppy were separated, and she... Got hurt badly. And Psycho only finds out later when he comes back, now driven over the edge of sanity after all these years. And now, it's time for revenge.

Popshine • The Count of Monte Cristo AU

Another odd choice, I know. I almost gave this AU to Peezy in fact, but... Honestly I don't have too good of an excuse, I just want Shiny to sing Hell to Your Doorstep.

Also, just- can you imagine these girls using threads from their clothes in placement of engagement rings?? Shiny coming back years later, a shell of her former self but still being in love with Poppy despite how angry she is?? Poppy recognizing her immediately despite all that's happened and does her best to convince Shiny she still loves her???? My heart-

(Also I have a strong lesbian need to imagine Shiny in count clothes-)

Griny • Bonnie and Clyde AU

C'mon, how was this not going to be them?? Now granted, the only song I know from that musical is Buck you're going Back to Jail, but I do know the story of Bonnie and Clyde.

Shiny and Greasy would absolutely be criminal lovers on the run if it was just them. They would be such an infamous duo on the road, as they both can get mean when they need to.

(I would add more details to this, but I've been working on this ask for literal hours and I can't just save it as a draft so I'm trying to finish this 😅)

Bonus! Kingston X Poppy • Heathers AU

Ok ok ok I'm not sure if this musical would fit them honestly. Mainly because Kingston is your OC and you have broader musical knowledge than I do, so you know what would fit Kingston best. I just like the idea of Kingston singing I was Meant to Be Yours while Poppy is panicking in a closet.

What Musical would you say fits these two best, if you want to add onto this?

This is a very long ask, I apologize 😅 but I hope it's fun to read! ^^

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OKAY

Smarty Pop Phantom of the Opera AU: I love how you set this up!! Pink roses at different stages of wilt? Poppy reading 'secret admirer' letters with a dreamy smile?? Ahhhhhhhhh

Greasy Pop Dracula AU: Ooooooh i love this.

please just dont make me fall in love with you, poppy breathes, heavy eyelids tired with life hanging heavy over her pretty eyes. Greasy's in her bedroom (vaguely she notices that he looks caught, for a moment. Eyes a smidge rounder and stock-still). She was sleeping until she had a bad feeling and woke- and saw him there. She should be terrified, she should try to run. She knows this. And yet she feels overwhelmingly calm, even with his wolf-like smile on her in the enclosed space; sleepiness from just a moment ago acting like a sedative. That, and that thing about Greasy that... always just makes everything go s l o w, around her.

(her will, her instincts to get away, her common sense, her movements... )

his smirk in the dark is definitely a warning as he straightens up, the sharp glint of his teeth making her feel a primal discomfort- almost fear.

i make no promises, hermosa. go back to sleep now. and in the morning try to resist; id like to see you try~

goodnight.

poppy watches the nightmare disappear swiftly, inhumanly gracefully, out her open window and only once he's gone- does she start to feel scared.

Peezy Little Shop of Horrors AU: I LOVE THE IDEA OF WHEEZY AND AUDREY II INTERACTING XDD I JUST KNOW IT WOULD BE GREAT XDD Also also-- Wheezy calling Ben 'boy'??? Sarah do you want me dead????? XD

Pocho Sweeney Todd AU: Ahhh, I love how you twisted this one around!! And the second one- woah XD Psycho is, of course, a great Sweeney. Plus they have kids so that works out, too (Imagine Turpin in this sent Percy away to boarding school or something, but kept Penny) I have to admit though that when I first saw the title here I thought Poppy was gonna be Joanna and Psycho was gonna be Anthony- and I thought, Rena would make a g r e a t Judge Turpin 😏 (i'm sorry, i'm thinking about rena in the turpin costume now XD the tight pants?? whoops- )

Griny Bonnie & Clyde AU: I LOVE BONNE & CLYDE I'M LISTENING TO IT RIGHT NOW. And- obviously- yes, this is absolutely perfect XD

Popshine Count of Monte Cristo AU: 🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕

(Also I'm very happy we both have the urge to put our mean bisexual oc's in periodwear XXD )

*just after they conspired to break greays outta jail*:

Seeing you mention You're Going Back To Jail though made me think XDD- who would Buck and Blanche? XDD Buck, Clydes brother who also broke outta prison and Blance, Buck's hardass wife who 's snide towards Clyde and Bonnie and sends her husband back to jail so they can one day be happy? XD My vote is for Jane Doe and Wheezy XD Can you imagine Wheezy gettin' told by his girl to turn his ass back the hell in??? 'what the hell are you talkin' about!??' *audible panic in his tone*

Bye, baby~

See you soon, sugar~

Kingston and Poppy Heathers AU: Oooooh, I could totally see this in the Highschool AU! XD

Hmmmmm, which musical AU should I go dor with King and Poppy... I donno, but I'm thinkin a Beetlejuice AU for Poppy and Rena XD Poppy is Adam (Or Lydia more like. But like grown adult Lydia who gets just as uncomfy as Adam does.), of course, and Rena is BJ XDDD Rena is such a gross femme fatale XD

I think we're a perfect fit, lets make out a bit-

Bigger, further, harder-

C'mon, drop your panties, I'm trynna fill you with wisdom and skill and the instinct to kill-

Gotta haunt til it hurts through the night~

etc

#i have never actually listened to dracula or count of monte cristo #maybe i have to now XD #this was s o fun to read. Thank you for sending it in!! XD

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just-kit-ink · 7 months

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Ok Smarty-Pop in the Fairytale AU is AMAZING. But imagine Greasypop!! Greasy was looking forward to a harem or pretty women once the Judge took over, though finds himself only wanting the timid yet kind chambermaid.

I can see Greasy trying to lay the 'charm' on Poppy while she's trying to clean his room. Though since this is Greasy, Poppy doesn't feel very receptive to his attention. But somehow, maybe Greasy was the one that scared that vain knight off instead of Smarty, they wind up actually talking. Greasy realizes he's drawn to more than her beauty, and Poppy sees that he's more than just a perverted bandit.

//Awwww Poppy would so blush!

I can imagine him cussing out the knight in Spanish too! 😆

"Pierdàse, cabron!" then he adjusts his uniform and turns to look at Poppy who's all wide-eyed and he tries to be suave but it's so awkward and weird that he just looks at her all proud of himself and doesn't understand why she's still afraid. Is it him? Is it his breath? Is it his style? Tentatively he bends down and plucks a flower from the earth and hands it at arms length to her.

"Ey, come on...I ain't gonna bite you."

Poppy takes it and their hands brush...

"It's okay...he's gone."

Then Greasy hears Smartass telling him to hurry up and he winks at her and leaves and Poppy's there still shaking, confused and kind of...charmed.

#marinerainbow #who framed roger rabbit #greasy weasel #poppy o'hare

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crocodilebutch · 3 years

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Probably my favorite Ultra.

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marinerainbow · 7 months

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Poppy's S/O, no matter what ship, could carry her spare pairs of reading glasses for her in case she loses or breaks hers (she's careful, but she does live in slapstick filled Toontown). Poppy appreciates it very much ^^

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marinerainbow · 6 months

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//Okay so after all your Francophone Poppy headcanons, I need you to stop what you're doing and listen to this beautiful song! It's so Poppy and her ships! https://youtu.be/FsWewKIEZ9Q?si=GpI5n0-p2qBu0mD1

THIS SONG- THIS SONG.... NERDGIRL WHY DO YOU GO THIS HARD ON ME ALL THE TIME???

@wicked1will0sparkles when you can, you have to listen to this song. Trust me.

This!!! This this this this this!!! Yes! This absolutely goes with Poppy's ships! Especially with the weasels. Especially in the canon ending for- well, any of them. Why?

These lyrics: Yes, I want to stay, but I can no longer love~ I've been too stupid~ please stop~ stop~ how much I regret~ no, I didn't want all this. That would sum up Poppy's feelings and thoughts when she found out that they were going to dip Toontown. She doesn't want to leave the one she loves, but she can't be with someone who is going to destroy everything. She's already been with someone who took everything she loved. She will not go through that again. She'd try to stop him at first, knock some sense into her man, and if need be give him the ultimatum; stop doing this horrible thing, or she will leave.

And, as the canon ending of the movie, we all know how that story would end :(

#its a good thing i decided to make Poppy French. now we can do things like THIS with her!#asks #video #youtube #music #my own oc's #Poppy #wfrr #who framed roger rabbit #disney #ships #OC x Canon #OC x OC #Smarty-Pop #Greasypop #Peezy #Pocho #Popshine

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marinerainbow · 10 months

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If Greasy ever complimented Poppy's physical appearance/features (I.E calling her pretty, or express any desire for her), I don't think she'd really take it seriously.

Even if she didn't know him personally, Grease has probably made a name for himself around Toontown with chasing women, so she'd probably still would have heard of his perverse nature. As such, Poppy would take any nice things he said of her with a grain of salt; just assume he was just looking for somebody and she happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Though if they did get closer, she would start to warm up to his words. Even if his words are still reddening, she knows he genuinely means it and doesn't just want to get in her pants.

#i gotta post more of Poppy and the other weasels- not just Psycho #Greasy Weasel #Toon Patrol #Poppy #my own OC's #my own characters #OC tid-bits #WFRR #Disney #Disney Villains #Who Framed Roger Rabbit #Greasypop #(this isnt ENTIRELY shippy... But it could also be shippy so im just gonna tag it too)#ships #OC x Canon #note: Poppy isnt insecure about her physical appearance. shes actually fairly secure about it #she wouldnt want to look any other way- especially look more like Jessica or Betty with all the attention they get #(shed have a heart attack if half the men that hound those gals went after her)#but she doesnt really believe shes as much of a bombshell as Greasy makes her out to be- which she is happy to be #not to mention the fact that that weasel would sleep with anything with a pulse; so Poppy knows shes not exactly special in that regard #(though if one of the other weasels complimented her shed take it more seriously)

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marinerainbow · 6 months

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Smartass flirting with Poppy: Hey Baby Doll, should I tell the Big Guy upstairs dat one of his angels is missin'?

Greasy flirting with Poppy: Eeeeyyy baby, let's skip dis place and chu come back to my place for a game of pop goes de weasel?

Ahhh!!! Flirting for Poppy! This oughta be good XD

Poppy jumped a little and looked at the weasel in bafflment, her eyes wide and cheeks turning as pink as the suit she was hemming for him right now. Did she hear him correctly??? Did... Did Smartass Weasel, the leader of the dreaded Toon Patrol, flirt with her???? Was this a good thing or a bad thing?

Oh gosh... Ok, keep calm. Just focus on your task. He probably didn't mean anything by it. Why would he of all people be genuinely flirting with someone like her?

"O-Oh, monsieur, you're too kind." She tried to get out with a flustered nervous smile and focus back on her job. Though the smirk on his face was very distracting, "Now um... Y-You said you wanted a suit that's a dark magenta, oui?"

Oh no. The one time she took her coworkers invitation to go out after work, and a stranger flirts with- Wait, that was Greasy Weasel!?!? What was he- Oh god, she had his attention now. What was she supposed to do???? Look away? No, he had a reputation for ignoring those signs. Oh god, he's leaning in closer now. Say something!

"G-Game?! Oh, but I'm here with friends! I-It'd be rude of me to leave them behind! Haha..." Poppy tried to smile politely at the renowned pervert while also simultaneously scoot her stool away from Greasy. Her coworkers had gone off to do their own thing around the bar, so she was on her own with this one, "B-But that's a very kind offer, sir... The band is playing quite a tune tonight, aren't they??"

(I wanted these flirts to be around the first time they met each other, so Poppy is more anxious XD but even afterwards, Pops would get flustered and maybe try to flirt back if they had a relationship)

#asks #post before work #flirt with my OC's #OC answers #Poppy #my own OC's #ships #OC x Canon #Smarty-Pop #Greasypop #smartass weasel #greasy weasel #wfrr #who framed roger rabbit #disney #disney villains

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marinerainbow · 6 months

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//However you answer will fuel my heart...does Greasy dance pachuco swing style with Poppy?

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GAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH

I wish I had the energy to write something for this! But nothing I coming to mind!!! 😭😭😭

But yes!!! Yes he absolutely does! Poppy ha never swing danced before meeting Greasy, actually! In a platonic or a romantic sense, I can see him taking her to a dance club with intents on fixing that!

Poppy would have so much fun, honestly! Even if she's more of a slow dancer, it's still fun to try this out ^^ and it's important to her friend/love, so of course she's going to give it a whirl. And I can see her genuinely enjoying it too ^^

They don't go out to dance clubs too too often, but they do love to dance together ^^

#asks #ships #OC x Canon #Greasypop #Poppy #my own OC's #Greasy Weasel #wfrr #who framed roger rabbit #disney villains #disney

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marinerainbow · 8 months

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//Ok I am very intrigued with a GreasyPop dynamic now 😂 I dread to think how that relationship starts (unless it's cuter than I pictured)

Omg! I have an excuse to talk about one of my ships! :D

Ok ok ok. I had to put this under read more because, surprisingly, this ship has given me plenty of thoughts.

Ok so. I have a kinda nsfw idea on how it started. Not too bad, just an idea slashingdisneypasta and I talked about. Basically, they both had a very bad day, they're worn and exhausted and just need somebody. None of the other team members can give them the comfort they need for various reasons, but Poppy and Greasy share a desire for intimacy (Greasy's idea of intimacy is more provocative, but still). So, at the end of the night, they agree that, at least for tonight, they'll take care of each other.

It starts off purely as a friends with benefits sort of thing. But eventually, over a few bonding moments that show the other how much they get along and have in common, they find themselves falling in love with each other. The final moment was Greasy and Poppy cooking together. They're both laughing, chatting away while helping each other prepare dinner. And Greasy is just being him. No perving or anything. Just him. And Poppy is completely relaxed and worry free, in her element with her friend.

I'm curious now. How did YOU think they got into a relationship? I really want to know XD

Oh! Here are some random tidbits for Greasypop too ^^

Poppy likes wearing Greasy's jacket (totally not me projecting onto Poppy. It looks comfy! Ok?). It becomes a comfort thing for her. She loves it when Greasy lets her wear it, or just gives it to her (like it's too cold while they're out on a date and Greasy does that classic 'puts jacket on date' trick). Sometimes, after a ~night~ and for whatever reason Poppy needs to leave the bed but can't find her clothes, she'll just grab his jacket to cover herself.

Greasy doesn't know it probably, but Poppy is saving money for a vacation to Puerto Rico for him. Especially if toons are born and not made, and that was his P.O.B. she plans for it to be an anniversary surprise in the future.

Greasy is so so affectionate with Poppy. I mean, he'd be like that with his S/O in general. But Poppy? She gets all giggly and heart eyed so easily; Greasy would absolutely love that. He'll sneak up on her and start kissing her when she least expects it. He'll call her all kinds of sweet nicknames. And I headcannon Greasy plays the guitar, so he'd definitely play for her, etc.

Thank you so much for asking about them! I enjoyed this ask a lot ^^

Besides, since she doesn't have as high a drive as Greasy, this is the best way he can vent himself.

#asks #ships #greasypop #oc x canon #Greasy Weasel #Toon Patrol #my own OC's #Poppy #wfrr #who Framed Roger Rabbit #disney #disney villains

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marinerainbow · 7 months

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//Now I'm just thinking of Greasy strategically letting his hands fall on Poppy's hips with awkward silence before a sly "Forgive me."

Oh my god... Yes, this has happened between them and will happen again.

I'm just imagining Poppy got caught in the morning hustle and bustle of the weasel household. Like she came over early to drop off some new breakfast recipe she decided to try or something, but she got stuck in the house while everyone is running around getting ready for their work day, and she's trying to stay out of everyone's way. Then Poppy accidentally bumps into Greasy, and his hands happen to land on her hips (whether it was genuinely unintentional on his part or Greasy planned for this, idk). And now Poppy feels so flustered and awkward, and Greasy is enjoying this way too much 😅

#asks #Greasy Weasel #my own OC's #Poppy #wfrr #who Framed Roger Rabbit #disney #disney villains #ships #oc x canon #Greasypop #i wanted to wrote for this ask but i lost inspiration in the middle of it #so i just summarized what was on my mind

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slashingdisneypasta · 6 months

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Alright. One ship down, four more to go! It's Greasypop's time to shine

(Also, I forgot to mention this in the Peezy thing. You don't have to respond or answer these. I'm just putting these in ask form so I can use colors and italics and such. I hope these are fun to read, but if you don't care for these just let me know ^^)

Since Greasy didn't give Poppy a clue to when they were going to strike like Wheezy did, she didn't pack her things and leave town. She knows that she can't stay in Toontown though, or else she'll be dipped too. Would Greasy even care if she was? With his cold sneer still fresh in her mind, she does wonder this. So Poppy would actually be more stressed here; she doesn't know when or how the weasels are going to destroy everything, and she has no idea how much time she has to get help.

Because this is Judge Doom's plan, and he holds an iron fist over the law, she'd be too scared to try to find help within Toontown. Who knew who was friend or foe anymore? But Poppy does make frequent trips out to the human world to try to talk to the police there. The judge is human, so surely the human authorities could do something about him?

Poppy also would be receiving plenty of calls from her... 'Friends'. Greasy must not have told him that they were over. Or he did, and they wanted to check up on her. They're sweet to her, at least... They'd care about that at least, right? She doesn't know how to feel about that. It pains her to keep telling Stupid and Psycho that she can't come over she already went through too much confronting Greasy; she doesn't have the energy to berate her misguided friends, especially once they start trying harder to convince her to come over are they trying to keep her safe or do they just really want to see her? And Wheezy's calm but concerned inquiries make her want to cry or scream. And Smartass... Well, he's Greasy's best friend. Surely if anyone of the weasels know what's going on with her, it'd be him.

Poppy decides to try to use these phone calls, though; the more desperation in her friends' voices, the closer to the date of the plan she believes it is. It's a long shot, but it's the only tool she has. Besides, it makes it easier for her to answer the phone now, even if her own fear grows with each call, and she still hasn't found anyone who will save the town.

None of those calls were from Greasy. Sometimes, she can swear she hears him in the background on the other end of the phone, but he never comes on. Not that Poppy wants to talk to him. He's knowingly destroying everything she loves. And worse still, he tried to keep her completely oblivious to it. As far as she's concerned, she'll never get back together with him, even if they decide to stop this terrible thing they're doing.

She wants to hate him. Dear God, she wishes she could. But she can only manage to hate the part of her that won't forget his adoring words. His touch that always made her melt in his arms. All the times they'd spend in the kitchen, cooking and laughing together. How he trusted her enough to show her his more softer, vulnerable side... God, what has he done to her?

It's late when she comes back home. Having just spent the whole day being blown off by the humans again. She's tired and sad and scared; it's almost been a week, and she hasn't been able to do anything... And there he is, standing outside her complex with the van across the street, his dark eyes focused on her for the first time since they broke apart.

"Mi vida... Come back with me." Greasy tells her, taking her paw in his own to hold and looking deep into her confused eyes... Poppy could swear she saw a hint of desperation behind his dark orbs. Desperation for her, just like old times, "Please... You can't stay here."

... No. No, he couldn't do this. He couldn't just do this to her. Not after everything he had done. Not with what he was going to do.

Trying her hardest not to cry she doesn't want to shed another tear over her former lover again, Poppy pulls away from him, and quickly turns to go inside. Greasy follows her, and opens his mouth to try to speak again, but she beats him to the punch, "Your charm isn't going to work. Not anymore."

Oh, how the tables have turned. Greasy now being the one trying to reach his love, and Poppy being so cruel to him; he had been deprived of her for so long, and now he only has her cold shoulder. He follows her as she walks up the steps, trying so hard to convince her to leave with him while they still have time. But in the short time on the steps, before she slams her door in his face- and locks the door so he wouldn't be able to come in- he realizes how badly he fucked things up with her.

She was supposed to come back to him. This wasn't how he planned for this to go. And now, when it mattered most, she just wouldn't listen to him... "Mierda..."

I'm not entirely sure how I feel about how this turned out, and I know that this technically hasn't taken place after the events... But at the same time, I felt like Poppy deserved to slam the door on Greasy after what he did XD I wonder how Greasy is gonna try to get her back home 🤔

How could I not care for these man?, I- they're wrecking my heart!! XDD (In a good way!! Haha)

Me before reading: OKAY Greasy here we go. This should be good. Me after reading: SON- OF A- B I T C H.

Okay so- Peezy may be my favourite s h i p- but this one may be my favourite f i c of this.

First of all-- he sneered coldly at her???? Oh my goddddd I love a cold sneer. I love it. I love Greasy being hateful and cruel. That sentence made me flip. XD

And- I- GREASY. You betrayed her and then you IGNORED her for weeks how did you think this was going to go??? Oh my goodness, the emotion this fic has drawn outta me, I cant handle it. MY FAVOURITE BIT IS THE OTHERS CALLING HER. Like?? Stupid and Psycho and Wheezy being kinda clueless and wondering where their friend has been?? Is she okay?? I can so imagine this. Stupid not having a clue as to what's going on, Psycho thinking Greasy probably hurt her but that doesn't mean they cant be friends right??, and Wheezy having a good idea as to what it could be but also thinking no. greasy wouldnt be that stupid and tell her this shit. so he's subtly trynna gage her for reasoning. And- them just getting more and more desperate the closer to the date they get and possibly wanting to warn her or just say goodbye?? POPPY POSSIBLY HEARING THAT ASSHOLE GREASY IN THE BACKGROUND??

I just- love that Greasy is so cold and cruel here, except for the last part. It fits his character so well (or at least the version of him we've all built up in our heads XD), and its so stirring. Ughhhhhhh this is the kinda writing I love to read and write. He's so close but so far away. This shit is what words are for. I cant even-

#and uh- i wonder how greasy is gonna try to get her back home'?#i have one simple word for you: kidnap.#that is all-

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slashingdisneypasta · 3 months

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The Dragon Greasypop ask as promised!

Kindaaaa NSFW? Lots of mentions of the benefits of their relationship.

- Ok so, I can imagine their relationship blossomed similarly as it would in the OG AU. Wheezy isn't around to comfort Poppy, nor Stupid. But Poppy finds Greasy instead. Looking just as worn and upset as she feels. Their relationship has been improving, so Poppy decides to approach the Dragon and ask him what's wrong. And with how intuitive he is, he can tell there's something bugging her too. One thing leads to another, they find out how lonely they're both feeling, and they're relation to wanting intimacy. Greasy suggests- actually suggests, not hounding her down like before- they could spend the night together. And this time, Poppy doesn't find it in herself to turn him down (Greasy turned her into a monsterfucker that night XD)

- Despite their mutual desire for each other and her curiosity, Poppy is still hesitant about him trying to actually stick it in her. So for a while at least, they start off just sticking to oral and touches. Greasy is working on making her come (pun intended) around to it slowly, but surely.

- "Princessa! You have nothing to fear. I know exactly what I'm doing~~" "You don't understand. That is what I'm concerned and confused about, mister-"

- When Greasy sees she's thinking about her husband back home, about how she's broken her vows, he'll distract her by giving her little reminders of how good he is to her. A nuzzle or cheek stroke if they're in front of the others (which catches the others off guard; Poppy used to avoid Greasy and now she's letting him touch her??), giving her dragon kisses when it's just them, etc. She doesn't want to admit it, but it dies work most of the time.

- I see you headcannon of Greasy protecting/watching Poppy when she's changing, and I raise you; Greasy personally taking Poppy to the lake near their home when she wants to wash herself. It's just them, he's mainly making sure no predators or other humans stumble upon her while she's in such a vulnerable state... But they both know he could easily accomplish that without settling himself so close by and facing the lake with a dirty, smug smirk. She's very flustered, but has given up on trying to get him to turn around at this point (also knows by now that he won't really hurt her. The worst he'll do is make her burn up without using his flames), so she just tries to ignore his smoldering gaze and finish her bath. (... Though sometimes, if she's in the mood, his eyes on her make her feel more excited than she wants to admit. And has pondered taking her time during these times)

And finally, a little excerpt of Poppy dealing with In Heat!Dragon!Greasy.

The princess felt no fear as she approached the chained up beast, despite the pure lust in his dilated pupils and how his struggling intensified. She knew he couldn't hurt her right now, not with his snout and claws held back by the metal links. She only told Stupid where she was going to be; the others wanted to be left alone now. So even if things went horribly wrong, at least someone knew where to find her.

But Poppy didn't think it's would come down to that. She knew Greasy was hurting badly right now, but she was certain he wouldn't hurt her. Even if he somehow broke free from his restraints. She trusted him.

"Shh, shh. It's ok, Greasy." Her voice was caring and soft. She wondered if he could even hear her through the rattling metal and how his body slammed against the stone floor. But she continued, taking cautious steps closer when she determined his claws weren't breaking free, "I know. I know you're aching. It'll be ok."

She flinched back when the green beast actually growled in response. But she took a deep breath, and shook it off. He wasn't in his right mind right now, he didn't mean anything by it, "Greasy..."

When she knelt beside his head, she could feel the intense heat radiating off of his skin before she even touched him. She had no clue how a dragon could survive such strong temperatures, but she pushed those thoughts back for now. She had to focus on her friend. She tried to stroke the bridge of his nose soothingly, looking into his hazy brown eyes. She could see him pleading without words to just let him touch her. To just shed her dress or let him tear it off and come closer still. If it weren't for how pained he looked right now, Poppy would have felt the heat only he could pull from her bloom between her legs, "Shh, shh shh. I'm here. You'll get through this. I know you can."

Although in the back of his head, Greasy knew what Poppy was trying to do. But right now, it just felt like torture to just know of her existence in this castle. God damn it. Why did those bastards have to chain his jaws together, too?? If he could just dip his tongue into that perfect slit between her legs. That would be his saving grace now- Oh fuck, the way she caressed him delicately, like she was afraid to break him? Her big eyes filled with concern and care?? Fuck, I made his dripping cock throb (he didn't want any pups... But fuck, the sweet princess would be perfect to mother anyone's children, wouldn't she? Damn it damn it damn

But she wasn't here for that. She was just trying to comfort him. Granted in a way he didn't want right now. But she was doing her best... At least he wasn't alone right now. This was better than knowing she was somewhere else.

Poppy's brows furrowed when she heard her friend whimper up at her, showing how hard this really was for him despite the rampant desire radiating from him. He wanted her around, even if it may hurt to not be able to touch her. She almost leaned down to kiss his nose, but she restrained herself. That would certainly make things worse, "Shh, it's ok. I'm right here. I'll be here as long as I can. I promise."

Oooook that turned more NSFW than I intended 😅😅 I wrote this in a hurry before my shift started, so I hope that this is at least decent 😅

HELP!!

I love- I love- I l o v e platonic sexual Greasypop AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

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slashingdisneypasta · 8 months

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Alright uh... This is another really self indulgent ask that I got to embarrassed to post on my own blog. You don't have to publicly post this or even respond to it! These just made me smile, and I hope they make you smile too ^^

Ok so. I've been thinking more about the fanchildren for the ships, and that led to me thinking about how Poppy would be like during pregnancy. And now I say that Poppy gets very clingy and affectionate during that time. Like the guys would need to send at least five minutes saying goodbye to her before leaving for work because she keeps asking them to stay longer xD You see where I'm going with this?

I've got that HC that Psycho gets fiercely protective of his S/O when they're pregnant, so this actually works very well for Pocho... A little too well actually. Poppy and Psycho are in cuddle mode 24/7, regardless of where they are. At home? Psycho's curled around her while they're on the couch. They're on a walk together? They are AT THE VERY LEAST holding hands. They unintentionally enable each other's clinginess, and Smartass might as well grant Psycho maternity leave as well at this rate. He ain't getting his employee back soon XD

For Smarty-Pop, this is probably going to be a difficult time for Smartass XD they live with each other, so it's both a good and a bad thing he has his work in the same building he has his married life. He has trouble with physical affection and Poppy does try to understand... But at the same time, she still misses him! Even if he is just at his desk doing paperwork and she's on the couch some feet away. Smarty can tell his wife needs affection again when he looks up and he sees her 🥺 face XD (and that's when he's working at home. Imagine how hard it'd get when he has to actually go out!)

I'm not entirely sure how it'd work for Greasypop, or where Greasy's stance is on cuddles, but I have a feeling he'd try at least once to turn this into something more~ Poppy is just hugging him, all happy and content because she has her man ^^ until she feels his hand start to wander, or she happens to see the wheels in his head turning... But at the same time, she is a hormonal mess right now... Maybe she responds in kind? 👀 (also, she'd want to wear his jacket if he can't stay with her. Like if he has to go to work or something XD)

Ok so Wheezy is trying to control his smoking and clean himself up because they have a baby on the way, but he's still smoking. So in Peezy, Poppy is in agony because she can't be with Wheezy like she wants to in fear of endangering the baby's health. But when she can snuggle up to him, she loves it ^^ he's the tallest of the boys, and he's got long sinewy limbs, so the hugs feel even more all encompassing I like to think Wheezy might find this a bit amusing and ultimately wouldn't mind Poppy's extra clinginess.

For Grychoppy, I actually have a scenario I keep thinking about and wanting to write; they all go to the store together. Poppy wants to go outside to stretch her legs even though it's the layer months and it's getting more difficult to walk around. Psycho is worried about her being out and about now that the due date is near, so he's being extra fretful over Poppy while they're out (and growling at passersby). And Greasy is the one who has to be the voice of reason and convince Psycho that Pops is fine while she and him discuss talk about what to get. Just a nice, wholesome day out for the throuple ^^

One more thing before I leave you alone xD One more scenario I have in my head is kind of a bit darker (not too much!) and works with any ship. Basically, after her husband(s) leave for the day with the gang, Poppy is left alone at the house. They're gone for a while- like it's gotten dark. And eventually, some robbers try to break in while Poppy is in the house alone. She's terrified, as anyone would be, especially since now she's practically defenseless. But she does try to either hide or use one of Smarty's guns to intimidate the guys for the baby's sake. Though the boys come back home in time before anything bad happens. Pops is scared and shaking, especially since she knows that her friends and lover(s) aren't just going to let the robbers go, but she's just happy that they're here now.

I'm sorry for bombarding you with this ask 😅 whether you delete it or not, I hope you had fun reading these ^^

These were so lovely to read!! Ahh, I just keep imagining each of the boys taking like half an hour-45 minutes to say bye to pregnant Poppy every day now!! 😂 Like they have to factor that in, that having to ease her into the idea of them leaving for the day with plenty of cuddles and kisses and I'll be back in no time's is gonna take up to an hour so I better get up earlier XD Except for Psycho *cough*, who will just stay XD

Psychos really got me!! Go ahead Smartass, just let him go 😂😂

Omg! Smartass having to carefully coordinate both his work life and his married life- that's so perfect XD Like, he makes schedules (7am, wake up and say bye to Poppy. Be patient, she's carrying your child. You read the books, you know the hell she's putting up with. 8am, abduct pick up Wile E Coyote- give him cease and desist on the dynamite at dawn. 9.30am, paperwork. Give Pops a kiss. 10.30am- ). And he sticks to it.

Oh my lordddd if Poppy was feeling just amorous as Greasy, then Smartass is gonna have to grant him maturnity leave too XDD

Nahhh, you're right Wheezy wouldn't mind <3<3 And Grychoppy for the soul, too!! <3 <3 <3 Its all so sweet and cute and warm!!

And that last one!!! Oh Poppy!!!

Imagine near the due date, the weasels all decide that every day- one of them would stay home with Poppy! They'll take it in turns XD

#no need to be sorry!!! i love getting your asks!! i'm sorry i'm so bad at answering them 😅

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