#Grandpa Jam

[andy-jam-blog]

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This is the first part of a multi-part comic.

#andy jam comix #Andy Jam #Grandpa Jam #Brandy Jam

[never-say-neverwhore]

sorry

#fanart #nevermore shitpost #montresor nevermore #nevermore montresor #nevermore fanart #my art #jam doodles #fun fact i showed this to my grandpa earlier today #he laughed but was otherwise unaffected

[flameo-hotman]

My grandma gave me a basket to hold my granny squares in

Call that my Granny Square Granny Basket

#flameo-hotman #crochet #granny square #my grandma is the best #so I made her some homemade apple butter #because she loves apple butter #but can never find it #she said it was the best thing she has tasted in years #next I’m going to make my diabetic grandpa some sugar free cherry jam #because he says that cherries help some health issue he has #and we can’t find any sugar free cherry jam #older sibling loves sushi #so I made them sushi #I love making food for my family #it makes me so happy to see them be so happy #I made me a winter plum jam #it tastes cozy

[leonisloresmith]

The idea of Dark Choco being a mother hen of a father is so funny to me for some reason

#me art #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #dark choco cookie #Choco cheesecake cookie #that’s the baby #dark cacao cookie #he’s a pretty ok grandpa #cheesecake loves his grandpa so much though #also three generations of tall dudes that can life huge swords who are all named chocolate #also yeah that’s Bleuy with the cheese in the first one #that’s just the dynamic I guess #oc cookie #soul jam descendants au

[ectonurites]

ohoh was tagged by @carlsdraws for 10 songs + 10 people!

[Rules: Put your music on shuffle and list the first ten songs that come up, then tag ten people.]

Teenage Lobotomy — The Ramones

I Wanna Be Your Joey Ramone — Sleater-Kinney (ok REALLY funny that this came up directly following a Ramones song)

Spanish Bombs — The Clash

License to Confuse — Sebadoh

Blood One — Bikini Kill

I Don't Wanna Hear It — Minor Threat

Germfree Adolescence — X-Ray Spex

This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both of Us — Siouxie and the Banshees

Soup is Good Food — Dead Kennedys

Let You Go — Screaming Females

and lets see i will tag @emblazons @almondmilk-official @bonesofjelly @milfmarthawayne @lemontongues @scarletbirbs @heroesbyler @wheelersboy @nightowlfury @byler-alarmist and anyone else who sees this and wants to do it consider yourself tagged (but obviously no pressure though)!

#im bad about doing things im tagged in UNLESS they're music based. then im like teehee lets go #grandpa max is god? i go to church now #also i just last week put together a 'Sam's Skating Jams Vol. 2' playlist so fun to shuffle that for this

[funeral-clown]

The men in ur life have bitchin sandwich recipes. Look into my eyes. Trust me. Go to them for sandwich tips

#all my best sandwich tips come from men i trust #its bc sandwiches are such an immaculate vessel for nutrients that u can make fast and they spent 10-12 years So So Hungry All The Time #jam on breakfast sandwich? from my dad #peanut butter and honey? from my grandpa #chips for crunch? my uncle #the cis men in ur life have whole interaction trees that can only be unlocked by talking about sandwiches #go unlock them

[aercnaut]

listen. the horrors are unrelenting and so is my draft count. would anyone be mad at me if i nuked my drafts and asks?

#*001. ham is my jam // out of character. #{grandpa dies and suddenly i need a clean slate everywhere}

[t0t411y-n0t-hum4n]

#jeremy pearl jam #pearl jam #..maddy..rambles.. #okay grandpa lets get you to bed

[bonefall]

Questions

Does Squirrelflight have another mate or kits (Juniper and Dandelion) or is she chillin?

Does Russetfur have kits? She’s a clean slate if you don’t have her and Raggedstar share a father. I’ve seen some say Redwillow could work as her son but who knows.

What’s Bramblestar and Jessy’s relationship like? Same with their kits

Hope your day going great bones and remember to hydrate

Does Squilf have another mate or kits?

Not currently! I don't think she really needs one, honestly. I know a lot of people write her as finding happiness with someone else after breaking away from Bramble, but in my mind, I want to give her satisfaction in her family, in power over her clan, in doing the right thing, in all of the other things in her life more important than romantic love.

I wouldn't be against letting her get with someone though! But only if it shakes up that way as I get into the specifics of the story. Imo it's more important to give her a satisfying arc with finding a new mate as a possible nice bonus, if that makes sense.

(I will mention that Daisy is the only current candidate, as they are both having arcs about moving on from bad mates and they might end up having a lot in common. But also this is just a scintilla of an idea at the moment.)

She will also not be having any bio-kits; Squilf is infertile! Weird that they just sorta obliterated the only fertility issues in the whole series...

Does Russetfur get kits?

Not impossible! But unlikely. Something about Russetfur to me feels child-free.

If she has kits, she will probably be a surrogate and the litter will be raised by another couple, ergo be counted as that couple's children for all intents and purposes.

I do want to casually drop, though, that Hal will be getting some major rewrites. He is now a leader of BloodClan, and, I am tentatively planning large changes to how Chelford Township cats view fatherhood. Depending on how those changes go, it might not even be relevant if Hal is their sire or not.

Bramblestar and Jessy

I think the biggest thing to remember with abusive partners is that there's no perfect partner that could 'fix' them. Though growth is possible and I very strongly believe that anyone can change, I feel equally as strongly that most abusers don't. So, I'm actually reaaaally trying to be careful with them.

I don't want to frame Bramble as someone incapable of improvement... but at the same time, I'm not sure if he's the sort of person who actually would. Especially with him being the Clan Leader, an unaccountably high social position. That said, I'm also not interested in just turning Bramblestar into a demon that I just beat with the narrative for catharsis, if that makes sense...

I am leaning towards having them together for a few books, before Jessy breaks it off with him after Bramblestar, inevitably, starts up the cycle anew with her.

I even actually considered her taking Alder in the divorce, returning to her twolegs, with Alder eventually being drawn back to the Clans. To make for a more 'clear' reason why Bramble is so often dismissive of him and his concerns-- clan xenophobia. I'm not very fond of how AVOS glossed over Squilf and Bramble as parents, it ended up sort of implying both of them were toned down personality-wise.

But I'm still unsure if she even leaves ThunderClan, because she does end up with a very respectable position as an excellent builder and general problem-solver. I'm not sure if she should want to give that up.

So TL;DR I've been waffling a lot with my drafts and don't have hard answers yet.

The Bramble/Jessy litter

I mentioned Alderheart earlier, but Sparkpelt is kind of an inverse situation. No matter what happens with Jessy, Spark absolutely excels at her tasks and has a huge interest in clan history. She does a lot to impress her dad and live up to his legacy, hoping to continue the family tradition of becoming leaders of their clans.

Tigerstar is an inevitable part of that history, but Bramblestar named her after his mentor, Firestar. She holds him in high regard, a sort of familial respect towards the cat who saved their legacy by opposing Tigerstar. Because of this, she is apprenticed to Squirrelflight, and they become extremely close.

In contrast to canon that sort of implies Bramblestar was a better father to his first litter than to his second one, I think Bramble was more present for Sparkpaw. Not neccesarily as a nurturing father, but as a quite assertive one. Like a paternal teacher of sorts, keeping her informed on the family stories, social expectations, doing a lot of personal training. Not in a strict way, more... authoritative, is probably the best word for it. Still somewhat emotionally distant, however, though he is trying.

He is also proooobably prone to jealousy, when Sparkpaw is closer to her mentor than to him. I think this eventually causes fights to break out between father and daughter, as Bramble suddenly gets colder and Sparkpelt realizes that she can't just over-achieve her way out of his emotional problems.

I have a huge fondness for complex family dynamics, in case it isn't obvious.

ANYWAY I'm running out of room for Dandelionkit and Juniperkit to fit into the narrative, honestly. I've considered their deaths to be the start of "The Fight" that lead to Jessy and Bramble's kitty divorce, but I don't think Bramblestar is THAT KIND of bad. If anything, it would temporarily cause him to treat Jessy less badly, if they had brewing issues, as these situations make him do in-canon.

I may end up just eliminating them both entirely... giving them to Squilf as a rough pregnancy and stillborn litter seems cruel, unless I shuffle them back earlier to be 'born' at the same time as Holly/Lion/Jay.

#Thanks for the Rewrite asks btw #Makes a good break between me violently shaking main series characters in my mouth #Bonefall Rewrite #I did have a good day btw! #We had like 7 graves to visit and managed to tag 5 before the rain chased us out #Found out apparently I have an ancestor who drove tanks in WW2 so that's cool! #When we visited my Great Great Grandpa we started googling the division he served in and the sun came out as my mom read it out loud #Like right before the clouds rolled back in and it started raining #It was both awe-inspiring and funny because it was right around the moment she says #`Apparently (division) served /w British infantry and got jam and tea as rations causing them to descend on France in search of real food` #Like GGGrandpa was out here trying to REALLY DRIVE IT HOME that British rations sucked LMAOOO #Used his magic ghost powers to make the sun shine down upon dunking on the British #Absolute legend thank you GG Grandpa #Bramblestar #Russetfur #Sparkpelt #Squirrelflight #Alderheart #Jessy #Jesse

[suitelifeoftravel]

Grandpa's Cheese Barn, Ashland, Ohio

Each time I travel to see my brother’s family in Butler, I pass the large white barn of Grandpa’s Cheese Barn in Ashland, Ohio.  Just off of the interstate, I think about stopping, but I always seem to be in a hurry arriving to either one place or the next.  This time I decided to stop for lunch and to pick up a couple of items for gift baskets. “Grandpa” Yarman began the business with cheese,…

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#Ashland #butler #cheeses #chocolate #chocolates #Dick Baum #flavored jams #gift baskets #Grandpa&039;s Cheesebarn #honey #Ohio #Pennsylvania #sandwiches #smoked meats #snacks #soups #souvenier #syrups #West Salem

[esperqm]

behold! the little bastard woman laying directly on my left ankle

#kiki #she came around barking earlier before settling in lmao #dogy #my dog #kbity #ft. the gay blanket #don't ask me how i manage to have a gay blanket from my previously-homophobic grandmother #she's become pretty chill actually but lije #hearing that story about the woman at church telling her she was speaking evil? #fucked up #grandpa saving me from the uhhhh. gooseberry? jam while also misgendering me is probably the funniest one tho #like thanks grandpa but also im a 27-year-old woman (failure or otherwise) #sorry #*cute* failure or otherwise- #... she's still on my feckin ankle btw. #little shit #k bye im gonna go be alive or whatever #probably

[andy-jam-blog]

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#andy jam comix #Andy Jam #Grandpa Jam

[mini-uzzy]

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#gon check the new Metallica album later.... #ngl i have rock bottom expectations but i love these grandpas so much im gonna keep an open mind ✨💖 #Lux is a thrash classic-made-modern but gimme them groovy jams geriatrics!! #acillatem #imma rb this later with a live reaction

[pebblezone]

I need more haters I need violence and fighting

#talkingcore #fun fact! ​the horse was the first horse webkinz! #this is false I don’t have the confrontational skills for haters or maybe they just don’t have enough swag to be confronted by me #dude I figured out how to do animations and sounds in PowerPoint and I think it’s increased my swag by like at least 2. #finished one but fuck it man I’m making more I had more thoughts I need to solidify more thoughts #I’ll scoop back to The Beach Boys eventually (probably not) #In The Meantime Though trying to decide if seras would’ve been an animal jam kid or club penguin kid (real answer is none she’s be idk 26? #also Kenny chesney let me down man was doing so well and Bam suddenly I’m faced with wannabe Jimmy buffet cowboy Christmas album #GIRL STOP SCREAMING IN THE HALL IT’S TUESDAY YOURE SOBER GOD DAMN anyway I just wanted the sad alcoholic tunes #thinking about that dude who was like I made this drink that smells like sunscreen it’s bad But like I want it. I want to consume sunscreen #oh yeah dining hall had matzo ball soup. would I ever seek her out? no but she doesn’t taste like dog water! #happy passover! I’m not missing out on the At Home family experience because my grandpa got Covid. thought it was a cold. #refused to wear a mask. got my mom and grandma sick. and they (grandparents) haven’t tested since so I guess they aren’t hosting! #dude I want to experience a corn pit so bad they’re like the pinacle of sensory good times Fuck it people other than babies deserve corn pit

[vaguelyhauntedcornfield]

The fact that you can only go in like two shops and three buildings in pokemon scarlet/violet LOL

#you can TELL they were rushed bc you used to be able to go into the most pointless buildings #and listen to some grandpa ramble about how his knees hurt when it rains and castform are his fav bc they can stop it #this thing is SO POORLY OPTIMIZED #the uniforms too…and the fact that we have a dorm we can’t decorate #i would’ve preferred to wait another year for this and have actually good graphics and building/shops you can enter and better custom stuff #than to get it now the way it is #gamefreak pls stop hurting ur game devs let them live #you can even see it in the new Pokémon designs #at least i can make a banana pickle onion ham mayo mustard and jam sandwich am i right #literally never going to make a not cursed sandwich in this game #also like #open world but at what cost #is this what you want gamer bros? #not everything needs to be open world #imo partial open world like arceus with regular transitions between routes and cities would be fine #also with pokemon…open world feels a little directionless idk #it’s not at quite at rpg level it’s still pretty linear #even with the 3 goals you’re given like you can tell based on leveling that there’s still a linear aspect #you don’t need to and shouldn’t be able to go everywhere whenever #also question why can i not wear a hat with curly hair but i can with space buns HMMMM theres like no customization in this game #and you wanna take away one of the limited options just bc i chose wavy or curly hair??? #mad at gamefreak execs bot the devs devs i love you and i know it’s harder to optimize probably #you should’ve been given more time

[evanatsuhi]

goodbye everyone i will be logging off today until i can make time to watch the strive announcement

#IM SO SCARED. what if it’s a character i hate or don’t give a shit about #best case scenario: robo-ky venom dizzy elphelt #worst case scenario: jam #.txt #if its slayer or something ill be mildly pleased its not jam but slightly disappointed (sorry grandpa)