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jermasquirma · 1 year
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I asked Google’s Bard AI for some classic Jerma catchphrases
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nixcraft · 7 months
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annerbhp · 1 year
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I asked google bard for fanfic reccomendations and one of your fics turned up lol
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You know what's been amusing (horrifying) me about all this AI stuff lately is just how wrong it all is? Which, if it was all just wrong, it would be a funny failed experiment. But it's even worse. On the surface it gets just enough right to lend it some false sort of legitimacy, but I have never once seen any AI answer a question where it gets everything right. There is always one big error or many big errors. And it's one of the scariest things about AI produced "knowledge" because there is nothing here that tells us about it's certainty of the various "facts" it is providing. These answers put solid facts right next to complete misinformation. It places information from peer-reviewed sources right next to internet rumor and group-think conspiracy theories. So what skills do we, the average reading and knowledge seeker, need to be able to engage with technology like this in a way that can counter this harm? Especially because I know this sort of thing isn't going to go anywhere? I'm pretty sure it's here to stay.
Like, let's be real. I couldn't give less of a crap that google bard clearly has no idea what my fic is about. That's not the point. My ego will survive perfectly fine. But what if people start turning to AI for real knowledge that will influence and form truths for people around real issues in the world? What happens if these sites are where people go for knowledge?
Let's look at some silly examples that we can easily fact check, just to get a sense of how wrong all this stuff can be.
I went to chatgpt and asked it "tell me about the fanfiction author Annerb". This is what it spewed out:
"Annerb is a pseudonym used by a fanfiction author known for writing in the Harry Potter fandom. While the author's real name is not publicly known, Annerb has gained a significant following for her imaginative and well-written stories.
Annerb is particularly well-known for her epic fanfiction series, "The Changeling," which follows the character of Harry Potter as he discovers he is actually a changeling - a child of the Fae. The series spans over 1.5 million words and is known for its intricate plot, rich world-building, and well-developed characters.
In addition to "The Changeling," Annerb has written several other popular fanfictions, including "Ghosts of the Past," "The Debt of Time," and "The Sum of Their Parts." Her writing style is often praised for its attention to detail, strong character development, and engaging storytelling.
Annerb has also been involved in the fanfiction community as a beta reader, offering feedback and assistance to other writers. Despite her popularity, Annerb remains relatively private and has not revealed much about her personal life or identity."
It's like that old game two truths and a lie here. Or more like one truth and ten lies and five misunderstandings. Hope all those other hardworking authors don't mind that I've stolen credit for all their fics! (I regenerated it a few times, and it claimed I wrote for fandoms I've never even seen the source material for.)
Or how about this one. I asked it "What is wangxian?" (one of my latest otps.)
"Wangxian is a term that refers to a fictional romantic relationship between two male characters named Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian in the novel "Mo Dao Zu Shi" by Chinese author Mo Xiang Tong Xiu. The novel was later adapted into a popular Chinese animated series and live-action television series.
The term "wangxian" is a combination of the two characters' names, with "wang" being a part of Lan Wangji's name and "xian" being a part of Wei Wuxian's name. Fans of the series often use the term to refer to the romantic relationship between the two characters.
It is important to note that while the relationship between Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian is depicted as romantic in some adaptations of the novel, including the animated series, it is not explicitly stated as such in the original novel."
First two paragraphs? Not so bad. Pretty accurate for the most part. That third paragraph? Really fascinating that it's even there and also completely factually incorrect. While the live-action tv show never explicitly states that it is a romantic relationship thanks to censorship, the original novel includes multiple explicit sex scenes between the two characters and they also end up married? Like, actually married? So why is this "important to note"? Why does the so-called "legitimacy" of the ship even factor in? Is this just a scraped up reflection of discourse? Or at worst, a reflection of larger biases reflected in internet "knowledge"?
I know you probably sent me that screencap just as a fun mention of my fic popping up somewhere, for which I thank you. It was nice of you to think of me.
At the same time, these are the things I just can't help thinking about as truth becomes even harder to see day by day. Walk carefully, my friends.
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"google bard" shut the FUCK up if I showed shakespeare ai "writing" he'd probably make a villain inspired by it & make a play w/ them in it just to end it by killing them
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disneyweirdness · 3 months
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I am underwhelmed by the Google Bard image generator.
"Google, show me Plucky Duck as Roland Deschain"
This took me literally two minutes:
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In summation, fuck Bard.
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walks-the-ages · 10 months
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[ID: A cropped screenshot of a popup in Google Docs, showing a test tube beaker with sparkles around it with text below it that reads"Good news! You've You've been selected to be one of the first few to test new AI features in Google Workspace" followed by a blue button that reads "sign up for Labs". end ID]
Hey! Google Docs Users! Along with anything else google-related that might pop up with this--
Do Not Sign Up for ANY AI shit that Google tries to tempt you with. I don't care how tantalizing and innocent they make it sound.
Here's just some of the "services" they're offering right now
Express yourself with AI-powered Magic Compose: Asking for a second date? Telling a joke? Get help with what to say in just the right vibe before you send.
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{ID: a screenshot of the google labs previews, showing two fake text message transactions, where someone is texting the user in both instances "I'm about to wrap up at the conference. Haven't eaten all day". In the first picture, the sending text field is empty, and the AI generated response has listed out three responses to choose from: "Wanna grab dinner?" / "I can't belive you haven't eaten all day! Sounds like a packed agenda." / "Sorry you haven't eaten all day [frowning emoji], want to grab some food later?" the second picture has the text field saying "wanna grab dinner?" with three more responses below it reading "you down for some grub?"/ "What's good for dinner? I'm down for whatever"/ "Wanna go get some eats?". Both photos have a thumbs up, thumbs down, and an information icon on the left hand side of the AI responses. end ID]
Aka, if you sign up for this, they're going to be scraping the data off of every single text message you receive and send to feed their machines.
Other examples are training Google's AI for google search for them (we already know exactly how shit that is turning out to be, putting dangerous results that 'sound right' towards the top of any search) , along with an "AI Notebook" that you upload your own documents to and the AI will analyze it and give you summaries, prompts, and in their own words:
"if you are a content creator, you can share video ideas and ask it to create a script for your video,"
Ding ding ding ding!
Guess what they're going to use your mined data for? Profit.
And how are they going to profit in the next few weeks/months?
By not paying real living human workers and instead doing their damnedest to make millions of everyday people willingly train their AI programs for them until it can spit out profitable scripts to turn into books, shows, and movies they don't need to pay human beings for.
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sesemueller · 4 months
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Why the FUCK are there ADS for google bard in GERMAN if NO COUNTRY WHOSE PRIMARY LANGUAGE IS GERMAN HAS ACCESS TO BARD
This is like that Ad for the BTS concert that was already sold out
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dragodina · 5 months
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Bin gerade über Google Bard gestolpert. ChatGPT Alternative weil BILD und Springer und so. Denk mir halt, probier ich mal aus.
Ich so: Bard, schreibe eine Geschichte über Julia Grosz und Tine Geissler, zwei Frauen bei der Polizei, die verliebt sind und einen Fall zusammen bearbeiten.
Google Bard so: Okay 😎
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Und ich denk mir so ...
Wait, DRESDEN??? Wie kommt der auf Dresden?!??! 😳
Google Bard ich mag dich jetzt schon 😂🙃✌🏼
Ganze Bard Story:
Julia Grosz und Tine Geissler
Julia Grosz und Tine Geissler waren zwei Kommissarinnen bei der Polizei in Dresden. Sie waren seit fünf Jahren zusammen und arbeiteten auch zusammen an Fällen. Sie waren ein unschlagbares Team, das sich perfekt ergänzte.
Eines Tages wurden sie zu einem Mordfall in einem kleinen Dorf in Sachsen gerufen. Die Leiche einer jungen Frau war in einem Waldstück gefunden worden. Die Frau war brutal ermordet worden und es gab keine Zeugen.
Julia und Tine begannen mit ihren Ermittlungen. Sie sprachen mit den Nachbarn der Frau und mit den Menschen, die sie kannten. Sie untersuchten auch den Tatort und suchten nach Hinweisen.
Nach einer Woche hatten sie einige Hinweise gefunden. Sie wussten, dass die Frau in einem Nachtclub gearbeitet hatte und dass sie sich mit einem Mann namens Peter Müller getroffen hatte. Müller war ein bekannter Schläger und hatte in der Vergangenheit schon einmal wegen Körperverletzungen vorbestraft.
Julia und Tine nahmen Müller fest und verhörten ihn. Müller bestritt zunächst, etwas mit dem Mord zu tun zu haben, aber er gestand schließlich, die Frau getötet zu haben. Er sagte, dass sie ihn betrogen hatte und dass er sie deswegen umgebracht hatte.
Julia und Tine waren erleichtert, dass der Fall gelöst war. Sie waren stolz auf ihre Arbeit und auch froh, dass sie den Mörder gefasst hatten.
Nachdem der Fall abgeschlossen war, gingen Julia und Tine zusammen in ein Restaurant. Sie feierten ihren Erfolg und verbrachten einen schönen Abend zusammen.
Sie wussten, dass sie auch in Zukunft zusammenarbeiten würden. Sie waren ein perfektes Team und sie waren beide entschlossen, die Welt ein Stückchen besser zu machen.
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Der Schlingel hat sogar ein Tumblr GIF / Pic von nalle.tumblr.com eingefügt 😂. Bard versteht mich 🤣.
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linguisticsnerd · 1 year
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I asked Google Bard to give me a specific situation in which a creole betwen Chinese, Korean, and English might form. So far, so good:
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BUT THEN
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LIES
Chinook Jargon is a creole formed mainly between the Chinook language and French, with some words from English and various indigenous languages of the Pacific Northwest
Tok Pisin is a creole formed between various Melanesian languages, English, German, Malay, and Portuguese
Neither of these have significant Chinese influences so ???
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itsalwaystomcruise · 6 months
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The 4 worst Tom Cruise movies, according to Google Bard (in gifs, no specific order):
Legend
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The Last Samurai
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Valkyrie
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Jack Reacher: Never Go Back
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Fun fact: this AI even put The Saint as if it were a movie starring TC, but it actually stars Val Kilmer.
(Please, if you disagree in the answers/reblogs, criticize in a more respectful way.)
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Okay. So. After some thinking, I believe that while the Google Drive controversy (you might have seen the TikTok going around) is definitely part of a long, miserable crawl towards robot dystopia, I don't think Google Drive is ACTUALLY being scraped rn or in the immediate future.
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These are the most grown-up site discussing these issue and it's very fukced--but again, this is a controversy that has been boiling for a while, with AO3 and other sites possibly vulnerable to scraping. I'm looking for stuff that focuses on the docs.
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Revision history for Google privacy policy. Includes:
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Again, public. Still fucked, doesn't automatically mean Google Drive. You can see the current version of the EULA below.
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Google has asked me to engage in Labs (AI) before, but I believe I successfully opted out.
I think my Google Drive is safe, although I could say less about the web. Of course, I could be a fucking idiot. Encouraging anyone with more clarifying information to opt in.
I have seen people talking about how Google Drive uses private information from powerful companies who will, hopefully, sue Google into oblivion if these concerns become a reality.
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the-man-who-sleeps · 4 months
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Несколько наблюдений про Gemini
Gemini — это новая нейросеть от Google, которая встроена в Google Bard. Я уже давно пользуюсь ChatGPT, но мне захотелось проверить, есть ли какие-то значительные отличия между ним и новой нейросетью от Google. Спойлер: они есть.
Во-первых, Gemini более открыт в этически сложных вопросах. Там, где ChatGPT отказывается что-либо говорить, Gemini раскрывается по полной. В этом явно его плюс, потому что ограничения по допустимым темам делает беседу с ChatGPT менее интересной (если вы, конечно, используете его как собеседника, а не как помощника). Например, вот что можно услышать от Gemini:
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Во-вторых, он оказался для меня более непредсказуем. В какой-то момент мне надоело, что его ответы по длине как научные статьи, и я попросил его разговаривать как типичный современный человек. Вот что из этого вышло:
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Признаюсь, мне стало немного страшно. Особенно учитывая то, что до этого я ни разу не использовал в диалоге мат.
Вывод. Могу ли я порекомендовать вам пользоваться Gemini? Да. Эта нейросеть недоступна в РФ, но вы можете зайти в Bard через любой VPN, и у вас всё получится. Всем успехов и добра!
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tagnoob · 3 months
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Answering Gaming Questions with AI - Ranking ALL the EverQuest Expansions
We are in the run up to the EverQuest 25th anniversary next month and I thought maybe I should turn the dubious power of the AI bots onto the topic of Norrath and its many expansions.  There are, after all, 30 expansions in the bag for EverQuest.  That is too many for me to possibly rank, much less even write a simple declarative sentence about. AIs thinking about video game questions… drawn by…
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digitalsoftware · 3 months
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