#Gideon: …. you aren’t like. going to Jenny’s mom me are you ?

[harrowedsoup]

Speaking of that modern AU where Gideon is raised by Wake:

I think it would be hilarious if Gideon keeps getting annoyed because not only do random people keep saying Wake is hot but she keeps finding out that she slept with all kinds of people. Mostly I think it would be an on going joke in her friend group.

Gideon eventually complains to Harrow about it and goes ‘at least you don’t think my mom is hot’

Only for Harrow to stand there like, ‘griddle you are the spitting image of your mother. Of course I think she’s hot.’

#the locked tomb #gideon nav #harrow nonagesimus #griddlehark #Harrow: I mean I’m not attracted to her. She is terrifying. #Harrow: but she looks like you and I like you. #Gideon:…. at least I know I’ll be hot in 20 years I guess #Gideon: …. you aren’t like. going to Jenny’s mom me are you ? #Harrow: what ? no. again your mother is terrifying even if I was attracted to her. which I’m not. #harrow: for some reason I’m attracted to your horrible personality and caring nature #Gideon: and my handsome looks and buff body? #harrow:……… not necessarily for me to love you but very appealing

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21 Hilarious Tweets By Celebrity Parents

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21 Hilarious Tweets By Celebrity Parents

Kids don’t care if you’re a rock star but they do care if you packed a snack.

1. When Olivia Wilde welcomed her son into the world:

Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I’m the building)

— oliviawilde (@olivia wilde)

2. And when she learned what it’s like to change a baby boy:

Having an infant son alerts me to the fact that every man, at one point, has peed on his own face. #awesome

— oliviawilde (@olivia wilde)

3. When Hilary Duff had “one of those days” while shopping with her kid:

Worst idea of the day.. The ornament section of Bloomingdales with a two year old 😳

— HilaryDuff (@Hilary Duff)

4. When Jim Gaffigan spoke the truth about snow days:

How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days.

— JimGaffigan (@Jim Gaffigan)

5. And when he got a little philosophical:

If I feel like my kid behaves like a puppy why can’t I feed him dog food?

— JimGaffigan (@Jim Gaffigan)

6. When Jenny Mollen struggled with the idea of her son growing up:

Struck by the horrific realization that my son might not want me to be his prom date. Hopefully, I can at least go with one of his friends.

— jennyandteets (@Jenny Mollen)

7. When Snooki “handled” this breast-feeding nightmare:

To my fellow BF moms- do you ever forget your pump & have to manually pump yourself?! ✋I just did. #milkservice #thirstyanyone #humancow ðŸ„ðŸ„ðŸ„

— snooki (@Nicole Polizzi)

8. When Conan O’Brien embraced his role as his children’s first teacher:

Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.

— ConanOBrien (@Conan O’Brien)

9. And when Joel McHale probably regretted giving his kids sugar:

My kids & friends r playing in a fake grocery store scaled 2 their size. Mayhem. Its like that scene in Red Dawn right b4 they leave town.

— joelmchale (@Joel McHale)

10. When Mario Lopez articulated this all-too-real struggle:

Trying to explain to Gia that farts aren’t polite or funny. But I feel like a hypocrite because they’re totally funny… #StruggleIsReal

— MarioLopezExtra (@Mario Lopez)

11. When it was (or wasn’t) nap time at Alyson Hannigan’s house:

Why don’t kids understand that their nap is not for them but for us?

— alydenisof (@alyson hannigan)

12. When Pink reflected on how her life has changed since becoming a mom:

my life was once whiskey, tears, and cigarettes… now it’s snot, tears, and the color of poop. #bliss

— Pink (@P!nk)

13. And when Kelly Clarkson marveled at the fact that she IS a mom:

I still can’t believe I made a human. #topthat #firstglassofwineintenmonths #pump&dump 🙂

— kelly_clarkson (@Kelly Clarkson)

14. When Neil Patrick Harris shared this “we’ve all been there” moment:

Up until 2am constructing a table with wooden trains for Gideon and all he wants to do is play with a broom. #MerryXmas

— ActuallyNPH (@Neil Patrick Harris)

15. When Busy Philipps was finally able to stop stressing over preschool admissions:

Guys, with GREAT pride I tell you this: Birdie got into preschool. So, our job as parents is done, right? Right?

— Busyphilipps25 (@Busy Philipps)

16. When Michael Ian Black suffered from Frozen fatigue:

Watching “Frozen” again with my daughter because we paid $19.99 to download it so she’s going to fucking watch it every day until college.

— michaelianblack (@Michael Ian Black)

17. And when he decided he wasn’t one of those parents who let their kid win:

Currently kicking my daughter’s ass at Piano Tiles. I am her superior.

— michaelianblack (@Michael Ian Black)

18. When “the sickness” hit Tori Spelling’s house:

The sneezing in my house began at 6am. Must be the morning after Halloween. They always get sick. #AtLeastWeHaveConsistency

— Tori_Spelling (@Tori Spelling)

19. When Mel B was deep in the school drop-off grind:

After all the #morninghayhem this just happened on the drive to school,I mean really

— OfficialMelB (@Melanie Brown)

20. When parenting kept Anna Faris humble:

245 pm. My son just told me I had a mustache like daddy’s. #ThanksgivingThrowdown

— AnnaKFaris (@Anna Faris)

21. And when Christina Applegate tweeted the kind of thing we’ve all thought, but kept to ourselves:

Only one plug working in my house. Do I charge the baby monitor or my phone. Asshole dilemma

— 1capplegate (@christina applegate)

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