#GET IN MY CAR IT’S FASTER

[mamawasatesttube]

i really want a story in which tim and lois get up to snoopery, sneakery, spying, and shenanigans together. i don't have a plot for this yet but i want it so bad. lois would be such an enabler to tim and i want to see it!!!! they're both nosy little bastards with an inability to stay in their own lanes (ha) or to sit idly by when they perceive they can do something about a problem!! i need them to get up to something together...

#my vision is that tim interns with lois for a semester or something and there's so much office gossip bc lois NEVER takes interns #they meet tim and he seems like a polite nice little guy. unassuming. what did lois make an exception for him for??? #and then toyman sends a small army of toy soldiers with real guns into a shopping mall and lois goes CMON TIM and tim. #instead of going YOU WANT TO RUN INTO THE MIDDLE OF IT??? #goes Let's take my car it'll get us there faster!!! #and cat grant and jimmy olsen just stare at each other over the coffeemaker for a minute and then (in very different tones of voice) #just say in unison ''oh boy. there's two of them...'' #rimi talks #tim #lois #ft. background kon and clark going hmm. two of them. yup there they go. should we--? yeah probably okay let's go

[moeblob]

I am really tired of a situation rn.

#fe three houses #felix hugo fraldarius #me using felix on my angy days because he is my angersona? you bet! #anyway if you want to try to get someones money or something bc you hurt your own car banging into mine #can you try to be a bit more timely with it buddy come on you hit me on feb29 ! #why am i getting your insurance company calling me today ! #also i would like to point out i didnt do it and neither of us were hurt and i filed a claim with my own insurance comp #and also filed a police report bc he didnt even suggest calling the cops to the scene #so like yeah hey man maybe you and your insurance company can move a lil faster or smth #literally everything that happened the day of is - according to my dad - an intimidation tactic #i look like im 15 and he probably thinks he can take advantage of a new driver but ya know! tough luck! #im just really tired and stressed over multiple things not negative so getting this on top of it was like #bro .................... anyway my phone didnt pick up for some reason so i called back and then nothing got resolved #cause the person who actually called me wasnt around to connect the line to from the guy who answered #idk man just its a lot despite my v minimal energy #got a job interview on monday tho ! and then also next week is an eye exam #and you might be thinking isnt that a good thing to get your eyes checked? you are correct but i am horrified #there are two body parts that give me absolute anxiety and eyes are one of them #and i know my eye sight is declining and im just v anxious #its fine im going to be fine i just have to be anxious about it

[dylanconrique]

‼️💡 (ʘ_ʘ) SCARY THOUGHT (ʘ_ʘ)💡‼️

lucy getting fatally injured and tim pleading with her the same way she did when he ended things with her, and repeating that same phrase through tears as she's bleeding out, like "don't do this. please, don't do this. don't leave me."

#*carly catalogs #LISTEN IK SHE'S NOT A DAMSEL BUT IDC I WANT HER TO GET HUUURRT!!!!! WTH LOTS OF BLOOD!!!!!!!!!! #ALL SO I CAN WATCH THIS MANS TEARS STREAM DOWN HIS FACE FASTER THAN NIAGARA FALLS #*GRITS TEETH* I WILL BREAK THIS MAN IF IT IS THE LAST!!! THING!!!! I DO!!!!!! #lmaooooo it's almost 5am and i can't get any sleep thanks to this soreness in my ribs from that damn car accident #just imagined lucy lying across his lap and like.... spits up a little bit of blood or something sending him FUCKING SPIRALING 😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧 #the rookie #tim bradford #lucy chen #chenford #otp: you know me so well

[twinkodium]

First and foremost, I’m an Oscar fan, but I also support McLaren and adores Lando. He’s literally my second favourite.

I won’t be afraid to use the block button if I see you shit on him because Oscar beat him, saying nasty things and dragging him down. Just a fair warning.

#Lando is more quick tempered and gets frustrated easily in the car #that’s where Oscar is winning against him #he’s more chill and calm #Lando is still the faster of the two in race conditions #so there is no guarantee of Oscar winning later as Lando is more gentle with the tyres in high deg #but whatever I just wanted to say this #because i know Lando haters will be at his throat… 🥴 #f1 #lando norris #oscar piastri #my papaya boys 🥹🧡 #mctwinks

[wrvvth]

It is also very interesting to compare Louis's relationship with Armand to his relationship with Lestat in the show- or, at least, the shaky story we were told about it.

Armand and Lestat are very different people and yet the general dynamic of their relationships to Louis follow extremely similar beats. Both position themselves as Louis's one true companion. The only person who understands him, the only person who can take care of him, and the only person who can free him from the shackles of his past and allow him to unlock his full potential. They both want Louis to be dependent on them, and both of them succeed in this in their own way.

Armand is much more heavy-handed with his control over Louis than Lestat was. He treats Louis like he is incapable of making his own decisions or taking care of himself, and overtly takes over the responsibility of telling Louis exactly when and what he should do and say. On the other hand, while Lestat does not act as a caretaker for Louis- even leaving him to fester in his sadness when Claudia left the first time- he also treats Louis as incapable in HIS own way. He holds Louis's lack of knowledge, and his infancy as a vampire, above his head and uses it to invalidate many of the decisions that Louis tries to makes for himself.

The result is ultimately the same both ways. Louis begins to question himself and his ability to make his own choices, so he allows himself to become complacent and malleable in the hands of the other, older vampires. He allows them to take control, because it is easier for him then challenging their ideas, but it is also easier than challenging himself and his own issues with self-confidence and love.

#Whoever said that going from being in a relationship with Lestat to being in a relationship with Armand was like being hit by a car- #-and then getting hit by a second bigger and faster car was right #anyway sorry for all the analysis posts i just cannot stop thinking and posting them on here is easier than annoying my friends w it #tvc #iwtv #interview with the vampire #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac #the vampire armand #loustat #loumand

[electricleclerc]

this is not about Carlos being a shitty teammate, this about Ferrari not having enough balls to tell him the truth. He is not fighting for this championship. He cannot, I repeat CANNOT be taking points away from Charles if Ferrari have ANY SHOT at this championship..this is not coming from the Charles fan of me..this is coming from the sporting side, that wants close racing..a close championship. 

It’s going to be nowhere near a close championship if Ferrari cannot fucking man up and tell Carlos he needs to play second fiddle...before Monaco he had a 50% finish rate..50% FINISH RATE. there is no fucking world where that’s the person you back for any sort of championship campaign. 

Red Bull have it figured out, they have a clear no.1 and no.2, it’s why Max won last year, it’s why Charles might not this...because his teammate is taking points away from him in the most ridiculous way possible..he is 40 points behind his TEAMMATE he is fighting with Mercedes for P4 in this championship, he is not fighting for a title. 

Just because you’re a good driver in the midfield does NOT mean you are championship material, and I am sorry..Carlos Sainz is not championship material, that’s not discounting him as a driver AT ALL. He is phenomenal in the midfield, and is able to deliver a rare podium if given an opportunity..but he is NOWHERE near Charles, Max or even Checo at this point in terms of skill or just raw pace. and anyone who says otherwise is kidding themselves. 

Charles Leclerc is the future of Ferrari, you’d be blind to not see it..Ferrari need to man up and tell him the truth. If he doesn’t figure it out soon, we can kiss any chance of a Ferrari championship goodbye and should just give Max the trophy now. 

#ferrari #scuderia ferrari #Charles leclerc #I only spit facts #anyone who wants to fight can talk to a brick wall #nothing is going to change my opinion #Charles is half a second faster in RACE PACE ALONE #like theres no world where you back Carlos before Charles for the championship #he's a great midfield driver and I wont deny that #but that doesn't mean he can fight at the front #and the fact is #hes proving he cant #he couldn't get past checo yesterday #and spins into every gravel trap he sees #like sorry #thats not who I would ever think could win a world championship #especially given his form #ferrari had the fastest car at the beginning of the season and what did he do? #fucking bin it every race #what did Charles do? #won 2 of the first 3 races #dominating by a mile #its a fucking joke

[greyroses02]

COA 7 is so funny to me for some reasons, you got this one happily married couple and the rest are singles married to their work are fighting for their lives against some eldritch god.

#idk if what I wrote made sense but that’s the closest to the vision I have in my head #but it’s like Adamil are making out in the back of the car Frederick holding on for dear life #while Shiyi is screaming for Luchino #to drive faster #identity v #god I can’t wait to get all the surv skins for coa 8 #can’t you tell? #hopefully a btier coa skin for Ithy? maybe?? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 #idv psychologist #idv patient #*coa 7 my bad 😅😅

[tianhai03]

hey guys guess who finally got his hands on a big bean

(this is a remake this thing i made awhile ago for video editing class bc we were doing a motion tracking exercise <3)

#i offer you. two dante beans of different sizes and dimensions #KJAHFGHAJSKHF i didnt know i was gonna get it today bc it came WAY faster than i expected. it took like 1 week or so only to come from japan #and my mom was the one who picked up the package while i was in car and she immediately knew it was the bean #so she told me to open it up in the car. i did. and i cried like an idiot out of pure excitement after i tore open the package. #anyway i love him hes so soft hes so cute he has actual beans in his belly so he makes shaker noises when i shake him around i love him sm #anyway i dont have any art to post but this is a huge w for me so i just wanted to let everyone know <333 #allyrambles #gif

[quasieli]

[Image description: Three cropped screenshots of Google maps, each showing travel times. The first is 31 minutes driving and 1 hour and 39 minutes on public transit. The second is 15 minutes driving and 1 hour and 52 minutes on public transit. The last is 12 minutes driving, 2 hours and 19 minutes on public transit, and 2 hours and 12 minutes walking. End description.]

This is also another really fun part about looking for a job when I can't drive! /sarcasm

#Eli Speaks #the last one is particularly infuriating #it's faster to fucking walk #getting my license is a whole new level of hell on top of trying to find a job #cause my dad has been difficult about driving to and from work #so either I have to deal with my horrible driving anxiety get a license and have to pay for my own car when I have no money #or I'll have to likely spend 3+ hours traveling everyday for p much any job in the area #cool love this it's great

[autistic-shaiapouf]

Okay okay so. Thinking.

I've mapped out how I want to pay off my credit cards, which means I'll only be getting new stuff pretty sporadically, which means I need to appreciate the zero cost things in my life, like:

- the 2.5 foot tall stack of unread books I have

- the violin I might finally actually pick up again

- the 500+ drawing prompts I've been hoarding

- the list of anime I still need to watch

- the 3000+ songs in my watch later playlist

- the stickers I've been neglecting to cut

- yarn??? I have a lot of yarn

- all the pink fabric leftover from moth cosplay

- the candles and incense I also already have

In short, time to actually use the stuff that I have 😭

#though. i do want one more candle. they're putting minty smells in the winter ones and it smells cold #i need a cold smelling candle that is warm and on fire i just need that very strange contrast #but yeah!! will spend a little testing out acrylic charms but for the most part #we're gonna hang out at home for a while and express gratitude or whatever lmao #okay but i think it will actually be nice to start getting through all those books skjfkdkd #and to watch the bigger name anime to actually see them lmao; saw a lot at the con i recognized but hadn't actually watched #and also my music!! all my music bc i am clinically insane about music; miku playlist advancement... #this isn't even touching on the games i have now ksjfkf if either of you are reading this 👀 i still wanna get yall something #and I'm planning the exact day i wanna do it 😤 #but yeah I'm thinking it over and am like. oh boy time for self improvement skjdkfkf #also finances will get easier bc im not ubering all over and I'm not seeing docs for my stomach now that the ulcer has been resolved #i made back half of what i spent getting the car in only 4 months and that feels good to see #it's still gonna be some hard work but we're gonna make it; I'm also highballing one of the cards #the hotel put a damages hold on my card and my math factors that in; they said that money would go back to me in 5 or so #business days so that'll be a little less to be concerned with; I'll still try to pay what numbers i found though #do it faster and do it better and idk what the fuck I'll do with the cards bc. 30% apr........... #idk i could get groceries with them and then pay them off? take that credit score you'll just eat that shit up won't you.. #surprisingly my credit score hasn't taken any super ugly hits from this and i aim to keep it that way lmao #anyways. that's a lot of words to say that i want to actually use my stuff lmao #shai speaks

[su9busren]

rip tech you wouldve loved fortnite rocket racing

#rewatching s2 with my mom. faster scratches that itch of hearing ben schwartz getting hit by a car(sonic say acab) #ren.txt #ren watches the bad batch #sw

[little-shiny-sharpies]

Playing oblivion for the first time ever, currently in the beginning dungeon, doing a variant of a trick my grandpa figured out while playing Skyrim for one of his reruns.

When he got to the bear in the tutorial/opening, he stealthed, then jerryrigged his Xbox controller with a hairtie to have it walk directly into a wall and left it while he played on his laptop or got some food, so when he left the dungeon, he would max stealth.

The same effect can be achieved on a PC version of Oblivion, using a bit from a stick on plastic wall hook, and a necklace that was a gift from said grandpa.

#fun fact I couldn’t even listen to the theme song of the game for 6 or so years after he died because it would bring me to tears #He min maxed all potion combos man was an alchemist on that GRIND #he mained Khajiits bc he liked shooting in the dark. He was an archer main 100% #I think about his save file on my Xbox sometimes. I haven’t touched it. #I think about digital ghosts sometimes and get a bittersweet feeling #You guys ever hear about the dude who used to play a race car game with his dad until he passed and raced his ‘ghost’? #His dad was always faster than him and the game had a mechanic where the fastest time was given a form you could see and try to beat #and one day he almost beat it but slammed on the brakes to make sure he never erased it #shiny speaks #I haven’t touched Skyrim since he died. I don’t know if my heart can handle it #there’s a poem in here somewhere

[rosicheeks]

i am a little worried about you Princess. are you ok?

#I’m doing….. okay?????? #I love my new job so that’s great #I get to be with puppies all day #have to do a lot of cleaning but they are worth it 🫶 #but my depression and anxiety have been baaaaaaad lately #I have a few ideas why my depression has been rough lately #but that doesn’t make it any easier #I want to work and be with dogs all day every day but I can’t work thaaaat much (only part time) #also it doesn’t pay amazingly unfortunately so I’ll probably have to find another job on top of it #especially with my 26th birthday coming A LOT faster than I’d like #I’ve had to do a lot of cleaning and packing which is completely fair since my parents want to have people over for the holidays #totally totally fair #but it’s also sad cause I have to box up a lot of my stuff/hobbies #like I boxed up practically all of my painting stuff since idk when I’ll be able to do that again #my room is jam packed with shit so I’ve only been home to sleep #spend the rest of the time in the car but it’s not really mine so I can’t smoke in here so half of the time I fall asleep #idk idk idk I just feel like I’m complaining all the damn time so I’m trying to shut up and keep it to myself a bit #it’s just the same thing over and over again and nothing is gonna change unless I move #and that’s incredibly unrealistic right now #also I’m worried about my dad more and more each day so that doesn’t help #I want to do something with him or for him but our relationship hasn’t been the best and idk how to fix it #and I’m terrified something is going to happen and I won’t be able to #oooofda that was a lot #and that was only a little bit of what’s going on #but at least I have a job now so that’s cool haha #sometime I’ll have to show you guys some puppy pics I have so many now haha #thanks for checking in lovely #I hope you’ve been doing ok 🫶 #ask

[ocdhuacheng]

Acab obviously but I’m literally such a cop when it comes to certain traffic violations like I’m always coming on here afterwards to complain like

#anyway driving with your brights on switching lanes without signaling driving drunk or texting and tailgating (having a gap of less than 3 s #*3 seconds between you and the car infront if you 4 if you’re going fast) are all death sentence crimes to me #anyway so coming back to work at night and I’m going down the highway at like 85 which like yeah. 30 miles above the speed limit but on the #occasions thay I go thay fast I only do it when there’s very little traffic and I know I can maintain 10seconda between me and the cat in fr #front #and I can see several hundred yards infront of me #so anyway 85 mph so like what business do you have tailgating me so close that I CANT EVEN SEE YOUR LIGHTS IN MY REARVIEW MIRROR?? #ARE YOU STUPID??? #so anyway I drop to the speed limit because 1) safety and 2) I love watching them get visibly pissed off #like you have no right to be pissed off #so cry and scream and wail all you want I’m not gonna go any faster #so I go down to the speed limit and this guy has the AUDACITY to blast his brights at me #as if I’m the one in the wrong here. please #also jokes on you if you were trying to blind me because yours soo close I can’t even see leds you’re trying to fry me with #die mad about it #.txt

[bunnyb34r]

Hmm is this burnout (overdoing everything bc the craft show is SATURDAY) or just a depression episode? Or both??

Either way this shit sucks I have shit to do

#marquilla #i have to get shit packed. fill the handwarmers. fill the cat toys. make the bunnies. finish the teeth. deal with the necklaces and clean #the display stand. and then we're gonna have to pack all this shit up in my car 😭 thank god i have a wagon dgdgdgdg #i didnt use it at the Big Show one and i had to walk across the whole parking lot AND the school hallways AND the gym 😭 i was dying #and in not craft show stuff i have to sort and clean my salads for the week (i really wish josie's organic fucking had quality control or #something bc my salads will be a best by date 7-10 days away and ill have to throw out a quarter of it bc it's rotting or turning #there's no other option besides make my own and ADHD tax... Dole salads are too expensive for what you get and theres no other #premade just greens salad where we shop 😩 #like the parts that ARENT rotten or turning make a great salad but i hate that i have to sit down and sort through it #oh and i have to sort the red lettuce from the greens bc that rots faster and the stiffer greens last longer #i get those big tubs of salad and split it into four portions and will eat the whole portion as a meal shdhdhhd