#Froyo give your boyfriend and his wife and 77 children your goddamn mansion when you ascend to the divine plane

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The worst changes Peter Jackson et al made in the LotR movies were actually these:

Samwise doesn't get his box of soil and mallorn nut from Galadriel.

Sam and Rosie don't move into Bag End at the end of the movie.

#Froyo give your boyfriend and his wife and 77 children your goddamn mansion when you ascend to the divine plane #If you really needed to set up the rope for that one rope scene in 2T just add it to the supplying and lembas scene #C'mon bro #Most of the rest of the changes I understand even if I disagree with. #But you're really robbing my boy #Like did Lobelia move in at the end? Did the Property Brothers paint it beige and flip it? #lotr #Lord of the Rings #Samwise gamgee #Peter Jackson #post o' mine #PS we ship samfrosie on this blog.