#Dingus

[steddiecameraroll]

“Rob, if I had any clue I wouldn’t be asking for your advice. That’s what you’re here for.” Steve throws his arms up in exasperation.

“How would I know? I can say with one hundred percent certainty that I’ve never noticed a man’s hands. Let alone, Eddie’s hands.” She rolls her eyes and scoops up a nearby stack of video returns.

“Oh come on. With the way he’s always throwing them around? You’ve never once thought about them? Like, what they might feel like or…whatever?”

She scrunches her nose at the thought. “Not even once. What are you imagining he’s doing with these fingers of his?”

“Just…y’know touching and stuff,” Steve stutters while a faint blush blooms on his cheeks.

“Touching what?” Robin leans in curiously.

“You know what?” Steve straightens up and awkwardly adjusts his vest. “Doesn’t matter. That answered my question.”

“Doesn’t answer mine.” She follows close behind as he tries to scurry away from the counter. “What is he touching, Steeeeeeve?”

He rolls his eyes, trying to feign annoyance, as he slips into the back room. She doesn’t let the door shut between them, and instead leans against it keeping it propped open.

“Come on, dingus.” She crosses her arms and gives him a cocky look. “What are you fantasizing about Eddie’s fingers doing to you?”

A choked gasp happens within earshot near the new releases, Robin’s head whips over to the sound.

Eddie’s giant chocolate colored eyes stare back, and Robin’s eyes flick to the broken bell over the front door.

“Shit.”

“Trust me, you don’t want to hear what I’ve imagined Eddie’s fingers doing on, around, or in my body, R-Ro…” Steve stalls as he steps into the doorframe seeing the man of the hour himself, gawking at Steve’s admission.

“In?” Eddie squeaks.

Part 2 - ao3

#and out #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #dingus #steve x eddie #robin buckley #steddiecameraroll posts #steddie ficlet #my writing

[puppy-steve]

it's 5am and im plagued with thoughts of steve having an eevee that doesn't evolve. he's taken it to every pokecenter and pokemon specialist he can think of, tried all the stones, but nobody knows why it won't evolve. at first he thinks it's his fault and that he doesn't make it happy enough, but its happiness is maxed out, so it should, right?

but this eevee has been with steve since he was a kid, a gift from his parents so they didn't have to feel guilty about leaving him alone for long periods of time. it's been with him through every major milestone in his life, every happy moment, every sad moment, moments where he was scared and needed a friend the most.

this eevee doesn't need to evolve bc it's happy being just eevee. it doesn't need to be flashy or strong when it's been protecting its human just fine all these years

#cj talks #dingus #pokemon au

[scoops-stevie-archive]

steve goes on about how tammy sounds like a muppet but i bet he has a killer kermit impersonation that sends eddie into hysterics every single time he whips it out

#cj talks #dingus #steddie

[ghoulinfuschia]

He wanted to say hi.

#murder drones #serial designation n #Did you drink water today #go do that rn #dingus #His gender? Good boy #honeybee doodles

[kingoflerats]

Making a whole ass back up of my puter so I can get rid of Windows completely and be a lil Linux fucko

#linux #ubuntu #dingus #on my puter #my puter is very annoying

[cozycraftzbl]

Look at this dingus. This is the most depraved creature I’ve ever brought into existence. It fills me with such a deep uncertainty. Do I give them legs? Leave them to float in the void? Just start over from scratch? Idk. I’ve grown too attached to unravel it now. This thing haunts my every thought.

#crochet #amigurumi #depraved #what have i done #my creation #uncertainty #borzoi #ghost borzoi #it haunts me #dingus #goofy ahh #i have regrets #crochet plush #amigurumi plush #ghost

[twizzlers-disliker]

manganese heptoxide sludgebi guy thing i dont know man what am i doing

#dave and bambi #daveandbambi #dave and bambi oc #dnb oc #dingus #dingus man #foolish #foolish dingus #look at this dingus #manganese heptoxide #permanganic anhydride #doimbass #cool chemical #horrifically explosive man #dave and bambi golden apple #sludgebi?? #sludgebi #but not really #what am i even doing on this website #i almost said webside #webside #heehee #microsoft paint #ms paint #mspaint #aaaaaaahhh #Manganese(VII) oxide (manganese heptoxide) is an inorganic compound with the formula Mn2O7. #green #green sludge guy

[sarahthetran]

what a dingus.

#critical role #liam o'brien #marisha ray #laura bailey #ashley johnson #ravensburger #dingleberries #dingus

[demonic-narwhale]

OK OK OK BUS YES BUT I HAD TO EDIT FIN'S HANDS (freckles and hair) OK

#my art #the felt #trace #fin #hk #doofus #dingus #dongus #bitchasses

[rocketsagan-blog]

I went back and forth on posting this, but it is too funny. Ladies, Gentlemen, Non-binary-legends... my bingus performing zoomies on the Pizza John rug

#I know I need to get video but I thought the photo series was funny #my weird cat #russian blue #dingus #dumb cat #look at him #russian blue cat #pizzamas #pizza john #john green

[puppy-steve]

i really am a sucker for steve "first of all my name is baby so jot that down" harrington

#cj talks #dingus #steddie

[scoops-stevie-archive]

someone tells steve a secret and he's all "my lips are sealed" and then immediately turns around and blabs to eddie and robin

#mine #dingus #the three muskaqueers #steddie #i liked being your schmuck

[stupidsheepdog]

yeehaw

#dingus #dingus roblox #roblox #dumbass pumkimg

[noodleannon]

this is my pupper

my son

my snoot-haver

the chungus

the flompha minus the flomph

the.. the doofus

this, my friends, is Tony; the idiot I live with.

#doggo #dog #pupper #pup #bald doofus #dingus #xoloitzcuintle #xolo #Chinese crested #xolo crested mix #so silly #here comes the boy #hello boooy

[cozycraftzbl]

You all said I should give the dingus (derogatory) a tail. I tried to do a sort of frilly thing and it didn’t turn out as well as expected. But oh well, at least it matches the rest of it.

Ft. My sizable squishmallow army

#crochet #amigurumi #depraved #my creation #what have i created #dingus #the dingus #dingus in the void #cursed #borzoi #ghost borzoi #they haunt me #goofy ahh #crochet plushie #amigurumi plush #ghost #borzoi meme #tail #borzoi army #frills

[eddiessluttylittlewaist]

#dingus #platonic stobin #stobin friendship #platonic soulmates stobin #steve harrington #robin buckely #family video #stranger things #stranger things fanart #fanart #tumblr draw