#DORKUS MAXIMUS

[zevzevarainai]

Like A Dragon: Infinite Wealth Demo - Calling Poundmates

#kasuga ichiban #ichiban kasuga #yakuzaedit #yakuza #lad infinite wealth #lad: iw #like a dragon infinite wealth #lad: iw demo #rggedit #infinite wealth demo #yakuza spoilers #lad infinite wealth spoilers #lad spoilers #my edit #my gifs #mine #gif warning /// #flashing /// #dorkus maximus #i love him SO much

[amiscreations]

Some photos I took of the supporting bands from the Skid Row concert! The first five are of Collateral, and the last three are of Chip from Enuff Z’nuff! I was still getting used to taking photos at this point so they’re not my best lmao, but I’m really proud of the first two!🥰

These were all taken and edited on an iPhone! I’m not a professional photographer at all, but please give credit if you want to use or repost these anywhere💜

#I am once again telling you that Collateral are like a new age skid row #So you should definitely check them out! #Also Chip was eccentric af I love him so much #Dorkus maximus #I explain more in my concert report btw🥰 #Skid Row #Enuff Z’nuff #Collateral #Collateral Band #Live Music #The Gangs All Here #Skid Row 2022 #Glam Metal #Hair Metal #concert photography #photography #80s bands #80s rock #rockstars #heavy metal

[attex]

. . . Hey, are you OK? Are you going through something right now? I feel concerned for your wellbeing, and would like to know if you're alright. Sorry if this question is weird or invasive, I just want to make sure that you're fine.

no

#ask #hexatxt #dorkus-maximus-god-of-weird

[weepinglilvessel]

Part 5

Thank ye for your sacrifices >:3 one more batch to go then that is it

@rainworld-obsessed-cat-reborn

@f3ntime

@sapphicdib

@voldkat

@dorkus-maximus-god-of-weird

@orchuris

#weepingart #rw nsh #rw no significant harassment #rain world iterator #rw fanart #art doodles #not my design

[homestuck-iconz]

can you do transgender Dirk icons?

TRANSGENDER DIRK STRIDER ICONS!!

aka dorkus maximus B)

#mod rose #homestuck icons #dirk strider #transgender #:3

[brownhairedbookworm]

Dorkus Maximus! <3

"Yes!"

[meatymidnightmultiverse]

Dorkus maximus

"Wait, but dork isn't a stat I can raise..."

#Joker

[rapid-as-sass-in-nation-team]

North appears behind Stryker, hugging him from behind like a softie. Dorkus maximus.

Striker as usual doesn't see the soft intimacy in the gesture, only registering two things, one someone just wrapped their strong arms around him, and two, he doesn't know who that is, so Striker goes into defense mode and kicks off the ground to throw his head back into the mysterious persons face to make them lose their hold so Striker can free his arms and grab them by the shirt and pull them in front of them, making them lose their balance so the pull on the shirt was keeping them up, all before he sees it's North

When he finally does, he blushes a bit in embarassment before relaxing, still Holding North up by his shirt though "North, well ain't this a nice surprise? You should know I don't like being snuck up on, even if it is for something as silly as a hug~ Or were just asking for an ass kicking again?"Striker said with a smug smirk, his gold fang glinting in the light.

#prxnceofchxos #~gold. grins. and grit~ [striker]

[siofra-river]

^dorkus maximus who thinks being a wiggly worm is a sign of affection

#Henry

[ask-avery]

Dorkus maximus

Dear Avery,

My dad and I go to a big pickleball mixer a couple of nights a week.  Some of my friends from high school also come to play, some of them girls I want to date.  The problem is dad embarrasses me all the time.  He doesn’t mean to, he is just sort of a dork.  

My friends like him but I think they feel sorry for me because he is such a dweeb.  I have tried to just play with my friends but he always wants to join me.  I don’t want to hurt his feelings, but I want to play with my friends without him.  Should I just level with him and tell him that I don’t like to play with geeks?

Hudson W.  Aptos, CA

Dear Hudson,

I think it is important to understand that all parents are dweebs.  The reason is, not being a dweeb is monumentally important when under 21.  But then you grow out of it, and yes, you will be a dork too, and your kids will write to me with the same complaint about you. 

The reality is that your parents likely are not geeks, or at least not too much anyway.  That said, letting him know that you will play with him if he wants when your friends are not around would likely elicit fewer unintended consequences than telling him you are too cool to be playing with nerds.

#pickleball advice social awkward

[puckinginsane]

Yes this face, Tyler.

#tyler seguin #dorkus maximus

[zevzevarainai]

>> A less trusting person might think this all sounds very suspicious.

#astarion #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #bg3edit #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldursgate3edit #bg3 edit #gamingedit #my edit #my gifs #mine #DORKUS MAXIMUS #how do people take him seriously #also he and davvoril (my tav) had an outfit swap #the ones who can take him seriously can stare at his chest or whatever

[generalgemini-booknerd]

I’d really like to hear more about Henry’s dream life, if that’s possible..

#henry cavill #dorkus maximus

[i-dont-want-your-hysteria]

profile pic vs. irl

#def leppard #joe elliott #joe elliott is a fucking dork #he always tries to act so serious for the cameras but like #you can't fool us joe #you also LOVE being dorkus maximus in front of the camera too and you've done it too many times #so you can't trick us into thinking you're as serious as you try to be in photos #we know your dorky side well enough #my hubby

[brownhairedbookworm]

“Comfy boobs~”

Dorkus maximus

"Yes, comfy boobs." Monika rolls her eyes.

#musesandoddfashion

[hellyescharlesedwards]

Charles Edwards + taking quiz shows very seriously.

#Charles Edwards #university challenge #dorkus maximus ray of sunshine and puppies #:p #The Chase would've been a better show to do than UC tbh