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BAUTSHAUSE???
BAT HOUSE??
A BAUTHSHOUSE.
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HELLO,
POPE FRANCIS,
DALAI LAMA,
AR
0MICRON
AR
DIEVuŽĖ???
Tai ar ŠVENTAS MIESTAS ŠVIEČIA IŠ TOLI???
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P..S
JUST Saying
VILntiS
VILNTIS
žintis
vilnis
Vilnius Vilns žėmaitišką ĖR VĖLNIUS.
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p.s.s.
Taylor are you READY?
#bALLERINEPUNK#prophecy#dEVILVIRUS#DIEVUŽĖS#DIEVEŽĖ#DIEVAŽĖ#DIEVUŽĖ#Veni Vedi vici#VINTIS#ŽINTIS#VILNTIS
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pov: you just want mcdonalds in the devildom
so its still devilvirus in devildom and your a demon who wanted to exist and have some mcflurry and happy meal. but you know diavolo owns an akudonald cause he ordered to have one.
(have raphael working at mcdonalds)
i was having a raph and simeon mood so their the main focus
You: Hey can I get a--
Raphael: Hello, welcome to Akudonalds.
You: Mhm...can I get a mc-
Raphael: How can I take your order?
You: 😒... Can I get a Mcflurry, hap-
Raphael: I can't hear anything, Simeon, help me.
(You just hear a bunch of rustling)
~ With Raphael and Simeon ~
Simeon: Have you turned the volume up?
Raphael: Yes.
*Theres a spear inside of the little tv screen*
Raphael: I tried to.
Simeon: Well first that's not what you do. *Gets out those grandma glasses with the little string attached but its a gold silver string*
Simeon: Lemme see here... *puts the headset on*
~Back with you suffering~
You: Oml I just want a happy meal and mcflurry?!?!?
Simeon: Hello dear customer, sorry for the technical difficulties...our new intern *looks at Raphael but then smiles coz hes his superior technically* was having trouble with the headset. Repeat the order please.
You: I want two Mcflurries now, TWO happy meals...and I want chocolate milk, apple slices and fries...and chicken nuggets.
Simeon: Okay. That's two-hundred fifty thousand grimm.
You: WHYS IT SO EXPENSIVE?!
Simeon: This is Lord Diavolo's Akudonald so he's using the finest.
~ With Diavolo ~
Diavolo: Hey Mephistopheles, why are we giving these devilcows a whole spa treatment and therapy session just before...you know...
Mephistopheles: Because then it'll be the BEST "hamburger" you want us to be cheap?
Diavolo: We don't need to spend that much for fast food ingredients 💀
~ Back to you ~
You: Fuck. Whatever I'm hungry and I am NOT going back to D-KFC.
Simeon: Okay go to the next window :)
*Just as you turn theres Solomon cleaning and has some airpods in and its so loud you hear him just jamming to KPop for no good reason*
You: HEY-move sir please I'm a demon of the fourth layer I don't have patience.
Solomon: What? Move it? Why of course I can dance for you.
You: 💀
(You spent like five minutes there with Solomon doing the whole choreography of DNA, idk why he just chose to)
You: Wow so amazing now get out of the way your done please.
Solomon: Wait I can do that one Blackpink s--
Luke: SOLOMONNNNNNNN THE FOOD IS BURNING!
Solomon: Seems like the fries are done, bye!~
You: *sweats* Maybe D-KFC is okay afterall.
(Soon your at the pay window)
You: Here's my credit card.
Thirteen: Here's the shredding of using the whole credit card's expenses.
You: *sigh* Why did Lord Diavolo have to do thisssssssss
Thirteen: No idea, but I have this really neat dozen of donuts from madam scream's thats--
Mephistopheles: IS THAT CONSUMABLE FOOD THAT ISN'T FROM AKUDONALDS I SMELL?!?!?
Thirteen: Nevermind.
(You drive up to the next window)
You: Just give me. My. Food.
Raphael: You didn't say the magic word.
You: Fuck you.
Raphael: That's not the magic word, your food is getting cold.
You: GIVE ME MY FOOD PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Raphael: It's actually the whole book of Revelations in japanese but I'll take "please."
*Raphael hands you the bag thats literally covered in 24k gold*
You: What the...
Raphael: Thank you come again. *shuts the window*
what if i told you solomon burned your chicken nuggets and fries and somehow made the mcflurry taste like cement.
#obey me#obey me raphael#obey me simeon#obey me mephistopheles#obey me thirteen#obey me diavolo#obey me solomon#nxhmir.obeyme#nxhmir.devildomonlockdown
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#one a gain#CHURCH#PROPHESY#AGAIN#N0THING HAS TO STAY AS IT IS#TERRRORISM#N0?#No#Security#Bubble#DEVILVIRUS#P0RNPOLITIK#IRONY#DOIN THEIR JOB
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Lietuva dabar įkūrė valstybinį kanapės institutą. Piliečiai gavo veiklos visame pasaulyje. Kareiviai saugo naująjį gintarą.
Dangaus pragaruose.
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International Covid-19 conference in Gaza 2025. Sponsored by Iran, Israel, Hamas, USA, UAE and Qatar.
P.s. All geezera own me the 0 world's.
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Vakar buvo vakarėlis.
Juratė šiol afekto būsenoje.
Ateina
Išeina.
Sąmonę iki šiol pametusi.
Per stipriai autoriai užplėšė.
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Seka ntis dižiausiaus vakarėlis jau niekada nebepasigirs tuo.,
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kai šokių aikštėje
kiekvieną cowbell'ą
nagučiais
gaudai.
★ kas yra DIEVAS ★
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PAVERSK KORONA SAVO VALIAI. LEISK VIRUSUI DIRBTI DIEVO DARBĄ.
PALAUŽK KOTĄ,
MESK MEDINĮ KOL SENOJI MOKYKLA NET NE ČIULPIA.
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PAVERSK KORONA SAVO VALIAI. LEISK VIRUSUI DIRBTI DIEVO DARBĄ. PALAUŽK KOTĄ, MESK MEDINĮ KOL SENOJI MOKYKLA NET NE ČIULPIA.
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Sukovidėjote vienok.
Nukovidėjai totaliai.
Pakovidėjai truputi.
Menkai atkovidėjai.
ir
t.t.
ir panašiai.
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Initialy GOD'S plan is love.
So, WAXERS-19 will pay for their SUPIDITY.
wHY?
bECAUSE anti-waxers-19 don't want another
MS Windows update in their SYSTEM.
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Prophesy
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NOW IMAGINE
EVA KAILI
WAS IN CRIMEA
BEFORE'19.
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WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION went SEWER.
WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION went SEWER.
WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION went SEWER.
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WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION went SEWER.
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