#Corn Chowder With Sausage
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Cajun Corn Chowder
#food#recipe#dinner#chowder#stew#pork#sausage#bacon#onions#celery#carrots#garlic#potatoes#bell pepper#peppers#corn#gluten free
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Soups, Stews and Chili Recipe
For a quick weeknight chowder that the whole family will love, sausage and corn are simmered in a hot broth.
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Recipe for Quick Spicy Sausage Corn Chowder
For a quick weeknight chowder that the whole family will love, sausage and corn are simmered in a hot broth. 1 can cream-style corn, 1 can evaporated milk, 1/2 teaspoon paprika, 1 can whole kernel corn, 2 cups chicken broth, salt and ground black pepper to taste, 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper or to taste, 3/4 cup chopped celery, 1 pound bulk breakfast sausage, 3 cups 1/2-inch diced red potatoes, 1 cup chopped onion
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Spicy Slow Cooker Corn Chowder
Hot Italian sausage adds quite a zesty kick to this slow cooker chowder with corn, potatoes, bell peppers, and onions.
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Recipe for My Sausage Chowder
This cheesy chowder's base is made of sausage and corn. Filling and tasty on those chilly October days. This is incredibly simple to make and my kids adore it. In less than 30 minutes, I can have this ready. 8 ounces processed cheese food cubed, 1 pound bulk pork sausage, 1 can cream-style corn, 1 pinch salt and pepper to taste, 1 cup uncooked macaroni, 1/2 onion diced, 1 can whole kernel corn, 5 potatoes peeled and cubed
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Andouille Sausage and Corn Chowder Recipe
The andouille sausage and cayenne pepper give this hearty corn chowder a mildly spicy, smoky flavor. 2 bay leaves, 3/4 cup chopped green bell pepper, salt and ground black pepper to taste, 2 tablespoons olive oil, 3/4 cup chopped red bell pepper, 2 cloves garlic minced, 1 cup heavy cream, 1 cup coarsely chopped onion, 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper, 3 Yukon Gold potatoes cut into 1/2-inch cubes, 1/2 cup diced celery, 1/2 cup chopped cilantro, 2 teaspoons dried thyme, 1 pound andouille sausage diced, 3 cups frozen corn kernels thawed, 6 cups low-sodium chicken broth
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Andouille Sausage and Corn Chowder
#This is a slightly spicy#smoky#hearty corn chowder thanks to the addition of the andouille sausage and cayenne pepper. friend#stews and chili#soups#corn chowder#source#pot#family
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2023/2024 Soup Bucket List
Because a linked list posted publicly to your own tumblr is still the best way to keep an easily accessible collection of links on your phone. Complied from the links i liked the look of in the Culture Study Soup Extravaganza thread,
Chunky Soups
Ginger Garlic Chicken Noodle Soup Deb Perelman
Lemony White Bean Soup With Turkey and Greens Melissa Clark, NYT
Vegitable Soup (Vegan!) Cooking Classy
Smoky Sweet Potato Chicken Stoup, Rachel Ray
Dilly Bean Stew with Cabbage & Frizzed onions Alison Roman
Instant Pot Curried Cauliflower & Butternut Squash Foraged Dish
Lasagna Soup SkinnyTaste
Chicken Tortilla Soup What's Gaby cooking
Creamy Wild Rice Chicken Soup with Roasted Mushrooms Halfbaked Harvest
Chicken and Rice Soup with Garlicky Chile Oil Bon Apetit
Greek Lentil Soup
✓ Limey Ginger Chicken & Rice Soup Pinch of Yum (tbh, 2x+ the ginger)
Navy Bean Soup with Worcester
Vegan Coconut Lentil Bon Apetit
Instant Pot Wild Rice Soup
OTTOLENGHI Magical Chicken & Parmesean Soup
Red Curry Lentils w Spinach NYT
Chicken Stew with Olives & Lentils & Artichokes
Dishoom Daal in the slow cooker(?!?!)
North African Chickpea and Kale with Quinoa
Sweet Potato Chili with Kale
3 Bean Chilli from Pinch of Yum
Stracciatella (egg and parm and spinach) Martha Stewart
Slow Cooker Buffalo Chicken Chilli
Pureed Soups
Red Lentil Soup with Curry and Coconut Milk Vegetarian Times
Tomato and White Bean Soup With Lots of Garlic Ali Slagel, NYT
Creamy Thai Carrot Sweet Potato (Vegan!) Half Baked Harvest
Broccoli Chedder, Smitten Kitchen
✓Creamy Cauliflower & Chick Pea A Cedar Spoon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
✓Golden Soup (also Cauliflower & Chickpea) Pinch of Yum ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Tomato Harissa Coconut Bisque Dishing up the Dirt
✓ Carrot Soup with Miso & Sesame Smitten Kitchen SO GOOD
Bacon Cheddar Cauliflower GF! Iowa Girl Eats
Instant Pot Corn Chowder (vegan!)
7 vegetable and "cheese" soup (vegan!)
Jamie Oliver Sweet Potato & Chorizo
Roasted Butternut Squash Soup (NYT)
Curried butternut squash soup with Coriander
Pumpkin Soup with Chili Cran-Apple Relish Rachel Ray
Magic Mineral Broth Recipe
Paleo Soups
braised ginger meatballs in coconut broth Smitten Kitchen
Italian Sausage Stew Paleo Plan
NoBean Sweet Potato & Turkey Chilli
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Baseball bat
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handle
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Leosaurus
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Libido
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Nard
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Organ
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Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love
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Rod
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Testicle
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the big vein
the bishop
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the purple-helmeted warrior of love
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the scoop
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the spitter
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the stick
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the wee-wee
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the worm
thingy
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Thorn
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throbber
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Thumper
Thunderbird
Thunderbolt
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Tic Tac
Tickle pickle
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Tiger
Tiki
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Time machine
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Tinkerbell
tip
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Tip of the iceberg
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toadstool
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tooly
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tractor beam
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tube
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twonker
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unmentionables
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wand of light
Wang
wang dang doodle
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wankie
War club
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Wedge
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whopper jr.
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wiggle worm
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Willpower
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yobbo
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Yoghurt Cannon
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Yogurt
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Zonker
Zoom Stick
Zoombini
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Zorro
Zucchini
Zygmunt Freud
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What food do y’all have in good ol’ ‘Mercia?
all of it
honestly though it depends on where you are. America is a big immigrant country, with people from all over the world bringing their authentic food with them. if you're in a big city with a big variety of people (Chicago, NYC, LA, etc), you can pretty much find ANY kind of cuisine possible. If youre touring around Chicago and suddenly think "MAN i could really go for some moi moi rn..." you're in luck! you can easily find a nigerian restaurant to meet your needs no problemo!
now if you're in a small, podunk one stoplight town, variety is a lot harder to find. You WILL almost always have Mexican food as an option though. Good mexican food too. made by actual mexicans. i've been to a lot of mexican restaurants here in America on account of it is my favorite and I've never encountered one owned or operated by non mexicans. other than like... fast food like taco bell and such. white people mexican restaurants don't last long because they have to compete with authentic deliciousness and that's just not possible (obviously this is just my personal experience and i have not been to EVERY town in america so i'm sure there are some exceptions)
Different parts of the country have different popular foods. In coastal states you'll find a lot of seafood, naturally. Maine is rollin in lobster (joke about lobster rolls), and you'll find several different types of BBQ, from Texas to Kansas City to Memphis to a backyard near you 🫵. Southern Soul Food is one of my faves, what with the jambalaya and the gumbo and the corn bread and mac and cheese and so on and so forth, deliciously 🤤 (i swear if i ever make it to New Orleans one of these days, i'm not going home without gaining at least 50lbs)
We have a big pizza culture here and you can find different pizza types all over the country. There's some debate about which pizza is the BEST pizza, mainly with Chicago deep dish and NYC style in a neverending battle of butting heads. (personally i'm just happy to get any pizza so i can't say who is better)
Then there's the stuff like Philly Cheese steak, the Reuben, pies (so many pies, but namely apple and pumpkin are the big ones), New England Clam Chowder, buckeyes, cheese curds, tex-mex, etc.
Diners are kinda the backbone of American eating, if you ask me, because you're destined to find diners everywhere. they're comforting, they're familiar, they have big menus, and they're within budget. Diners usually serve breakfast all day too, so you can swing in late in the evening (or even in the middle of the night) and order a big plate of chicken and waffles and a warm slice of apple pie à la mode any damn time you want!
I hear non americans are always baffled by biscuits and gravy, because it definitely doesn't LOOK appetizing but it's SO good. country gravy with a spicy sausage on fresh, flaky biscuits? Yall i'm gettin hungry just thinking about it. that was the meal i ate, hungover, after my 21st birthday, and i didn't regret a single bite mmMMm
i also hear that non americans don't eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but those are a big part of American culture, especially when you're a kid. aint nothin hit harder at lunchtime than takin a big ol bite of a gooey pb&j and chasin it with ice cold milk
Thanksgiving dinners are also iconically American food culture. gettin 20 of your family members together in one house, cookin a big ass turkey and serving it with a plethora of homestyle sides like stuffing, cranberry sauce, green bean casserole, mashed potatoes, yams, mac and cheese, buttERNUT SQUASH, ACORN SQUASH, PUMPKIN PIE OH MAN OH MY i think i need to eat something before i gnaw through my arm
there's great native food too! frybread and succotash and what not. corn is a big thing for the indigenous people here and they popularized a lot of uses for it. I unfortunately haven't had a lot of it so i can't really speak on what's great and all, but if you just look up Native American food, you will see corn's influence lol
and OF COURSE we got the hamburgers and hot dogs. i know that fast food joints like mcdonalds have spread everywhere these days like a blight on the earth, but they're like... gas station burgers in comparison to the good stuff you can get. same with hotdogs. like i know that you can buy hotdogs from the store in a lot of places (for some reason in jars of liquid in the UK, i learned recently, which is..... fun) but they're not the same as getting a delicious hotdog with the works at a baseball game, you know? it's not the SAME. there's so much variety with what you can do with burgers and hotdogs! and Americans love to grill. it's pretty normal for households to have a grill they bust out every summer for backyard BBQs and cookouts.
anyway, i can't really tell you more about specific foods only in america because i genuinely don't know which foods here haven't either been brought over from somewhere else or have breached containment and gone off to other countries. i sometimes see restaurants in other countries have a "USA style" food and it seems to almost always be the most comically disgusting thing i've ever seen. (like pizza with fries and hot dogs as toppings lmaoooo)(ngl tho, i'd try it)
if anybody has some iconic American food to mention, feel free to do so! 👀
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I hate you turkey bacon bravo. I hate you Chicken Chipotle and avocado sandwich. I hate you Roasted Turkey and Avocado BLT. I hate yo Deli Turkey Sandwich. I have you BBQ chicken sandwich. I hate you steak and white cheddar sandwich. I have you frontera chicken sandwich. I hate you tuna salad sandwich. I hate you Mediterranean veggie sandwich. I hate you Napa almond chicken salad sandwich. I hate you roasted steak and white cheddar sandwich. I hate you grilled cheese. I hate you grilled Mac n cheese. I hate you signature chicken sandwich. I hate you spicy buffalo chicken sandwich. I hate you bistro French onion. I hate you broccoli cheddar. I hate you chicken noodle. I hate you chicken and wild rice. I hate you Mexican street corn chowder. I hate you creamy tomato. I hate you Thai chicken. I hate you autumn squash. I hate you ten vegetable (even though you are no longer available in select stores). I hate you Greek (with or without chicken) salad. I hate you Asian sesame with chicken salad. I hate you citrus Asian crunch salad. I hate you Cesar (with or without chicken) salad. I hate you green goddess cobb salad. I hate you strawberry poppyseed salad. I hate you Fuji apple salad. I hate you BBQ chicken salad. I hate you salad with the black bean and corn salsa on it that we never have. I hate you seasonal greens salad. I hate you Mac n cheese. I hate you broccoli Mac n cheese. I hate you Mediterranean bowl (with or without chicken). I hate you Baja bowl (with or without chicken). I hate you Terriyaki chicken and broccoli bowl. I hate you cheese pizzza. I hate you margarita pizza. I hate you pepperoni pizza. I hate you chipotle chicken and bacon pizza. I hate you pizza with the sausage on it. I hate you passion papaya green tea. I hate you charged lemonade (mango, Fuji apple cranberry, and strawberry mint). I hate you lemonade. I hate you unsweetened iced tea. I hate you iced coffee. I hate you hot coffee (decaf, hazelnut, dark roast, and light roast). I hate you smoothies (green passion, mango, peach blueberry, strawberry, and strawberry banana). I hate you frozen strawberry lemonade. I hate you chai tea latte (iced or hot). I hate you all specialty coffees. I hate you candy cookie. I hate you chocolate chipper cookie. I hate you oatmeal raisin berry cookie. I hate you lemondrop cookie. I hate you flip flop cookie. I hate you kitchen sink cookie. I hate you pumpkin muffin. I hate you blueberry muffin. I hate you cranberry orange muffin. I hate you chocolate chip muffie. I hate you plain croissant. I hate you chocolate croissant. I hate you bear claw. I hate you vanilla cinnamon roll. I hate you pecan braid. I hate you blueberry scone. I hate you orange scone. I hate you brownie. I hate you pastry ring. I hate you mini scone variety pack. I hate you petit chocolate chip cookie pack. I hate you baguette. I hate you Asiago foccaja. I hate you black pepper focaccia. I hate you classic white miche. I hate you tomato basil miche. I hate you white whole grain loaf. I hate you country rustic sourdough loaf. I hate you classic sourdough load. I hate you sourdough bread bowl. I hate you cibbatta. I hate you plain bagel. I hate you everything bagel. I hate you Asiago bagel. I hate you cinnamon crunch bagel. I hate you cinnamon swirl and raisin bagel. I hate you chocolate chip bagel. I hate you blueberry bagel. I hate you sesame bagel. I hate you sprouted grain flat. I hate you bag of chips. I hate you fruit cup. I hate you yogurt. I hate you baguette chunk. I hate you apple. I hate you avocado and egg white sandwich. I hate you chipotle chicken wrap. I hate you tomato wrap. I hate you breakfast sandwich (on brioche or cibatta, egg scrambled or over easy, with cheese, cheese and bacon, or sausage and cheese). I hate you oatmeal. I hate you parfait. I hate you Panera menu items.
#and that is the Panera menu folks#please don’t fire me I’m a good employee I have your entire menu memorized#I may have missed a salad or something but for the most part this is pretty accurate.#sockblogging
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what is your favorite kind of soup. the gods above called me to ask you this question yes it is relevant etc etc
THIS IS MY FAVORITE QUESTION EVER
u are going to regret asking me this ro because not ONLY do i love to cook and i make 95% of my meals from scratch at home but ALSO soup is my favorite thing to make ((i love it so much that the only things i asked for for christmas this year were one (1) dutch oven for my soups and one (1) immersion blender for my soups))
OKAY so i experiment a lot with soups and i make a bunch of different ones based off of recipes i like but my top three are as follows:
1 - chili. u can’t go wrong with chili. it’s better in the crock pot & i just let that sucker stew on low for like nine hours and then it’s chili o’clock for a week straight. i do like four different kinds of beans: pinto, black, kidney, and chili. sometimes garbanzo or great northern or even some lentils if i’m feeling it. i do ground turkey sometimes but tbh it’s just as good vegetarian. lots of diced tomatoes lots of spices. cayenne and chili powder and cumin and garlic (fresh and powder) and onion (fresh and powder) and fresh japalenos, sharp cheddar, cilantro, and green onions to top
2 - i’m an absolute WHORE for zucchini and i’ve made my own version of this zucchini & tomato soup that’s so insane i make it like once every six weeks. it’s diced zucchini and onions and diced fresh romas, super soupy so lots of veggie broth, throw in some ground spicy italian sausage and top it with fresh grated parm, parsley, and chili flakes. INSANE. crusty bread on the side if you’re feeling fancy bc it’s not the most filling on its own
3 - guess what, MORE ZUCCHINI. every late summer when corn is in season i go to the farmer’s market and get me like ten ears of fresh corn. i shuck those bitches and cut all the corn off and make this creamy zucchini and corn chowder. lots of broth lots of onions and fresh veggies and top that shit with some smoked paprika, ground cayenne and parsley. it makes like twelve servings so i freeze half of it and get back into it a few weeks later it’s SO GOOD but i takes like three hours to make so i only do it once a year fjffhfnfh
#u ask tortoise answers#tortoise’s ro tag#love me some fuckin SOUP#soup girlies get those hands in the air#i love cooking sm#this week i did this vietnamese chicken and rice noodle salad#lime and soy sauce dressing#some real good cabbage and onions and jalapeños#topped it with some chopped peanuts and cilantro#insanely tasty#good summer recipe
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I was exhausted, cold & wanted soup last night, but didn't have much in the way of groceries. So, I present to you...
Last Night's No-Spoons Crockpot Potato Chowder
INGREDIENTS:
1 bag of frozen Potatoes O'Brien
1 bag of frozen cut okra
1 can of black-eyed peas, drained
1 28 oz. can of green enchilada sauce
1 12 oz. can of evaporated milk
Nutmeg (measure with your heart)
Salt to taste
Pepper to taste
Throw everything in the Crockpot, and cook on high until the potatoes are tender.
Serve with nutritional yeast on top, for extra protein.
The base of this is the potatoes, enchilada sauce & evaporated milk, and is otherwise incredibly customizable. I used to make a variation of this chowder with canned corn when I worked at the domestic violence shelter. This is just what I had on hand last night. Feel free to add whatever else you'd like. I've made variations of this with corn, black beans, lentils, browned ground sausage, diced tomatoes. I think greens would be great. Cumin & coriander would be tasty spices to add. Just... throw in whatever you have on hand, or whatever sounds good.
#potato chowder#no spoons recipe#low spoons recipe#spoonie#spoonie recipes#okra#black eyed peas#chowder#recipe#recipies
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Wellness Wednesday:
Doubts Creepin' In
Couple of weeks ago I said I wanted to "finish strong" - I wanted to weigh the lowest I've ever weighed on my last weigh-in, I have a few unwritten goals that I want to surpass, and I want to skate into the New Year flawless on my diet.
Well,
I have become extremely snacky recently. I am still eating "clean" but the portions are getting out of control.
The recent Snack Attack obviously hasn't helped my weightloss progress
And...
I got a Family Holiday Dinner coming around corner just before my penultimate weigh-in and I don't know if I can resist all the side dishes... especially since I will be deprived of my most coveted Holiday Elixirs - I'm talking about the Three Wise-Men of Winter Goodness:
Cranberry Punch,
Eggnog,
and Hot Chocolate
Hot Damn, I will miss thee three.
Lastly - I absolutely cannot stand working out/exercising at the moment. Every work has been completed begrudgingly.
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51st CHECK-IN:
Current Goals:
Lose 52 lbs: Completed
Loss 52 lbs as of 4/12/2023
Milestone: Loss 100 lbs as of 11/01/2023
New Goal: Maintain or Continue on The Weight Loss Path
Avoid "Junk Food"
Minimize Take-Out / Fast Food Consumption
Short Term:
Vegetarian-ish Diet: Completed
End Date: 4/09/2023 - 46 Days Total
Groundhog Day Diet: Completed*
10/01/2023 - 10/31/2023
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Meal Tracker:
THURSDAY
Lunch:
(2) Cheeseburgers
- Potato Hamburger Buns
- Prime Rib Steak Beef Patties
- Cheese
- Top Secret Burger Sauce
(1) Glass of Chocolate Milk
Snack:
Summer Sausage Sandwich
- Slices of Summer Sausage
- Cheese
- Potato Hamburger Buns
(4 - 5/8oz) Bags of Smartfood's White Cheddar Popcorn
Bag of Ranch Corn Nuts
(4oz) Bag of Sahale Snacks Pomegranate Vanilla Flavored Cashews Glazed Mix
(4oz) Bag of Sahale Snacks Pomegranate Flavored Pistachios Glazed Mix
Supper:
Large Plate of Macaroni & Cheese
Loaded Mashed Potatoes
(1) Glass of Chocolate Milk
FRIDAY
Lunch:
Chef Salad
(2) Bowls of Wonderful's Shelled Seasoned Salt Pistachios
Snack:
(4 -5/8oz) Bags of Smartfood's White Cheddar Popcorn
Supper:
Bowl of White Chicken Chili
- 10 Crackers
(2) Oven Baked Ham & Swiss Sliders
(2) Handfuls of Red Grapes
SATURDAY
Breakfast:
(2) Sausage Sandwiches
- (8) Sausage Links
- Potato Hamburger Buns
- Cheese
(1) Glass of Chocolate Milk
Lunch:
Birds Eye Sesame Garlic Veggie Stir Fry
- Annie Chun's Sticky White Rice
- Individual Bag of Planters Peanuts
(1) Glass of Strawberry Milk
Snack;
Bag of Ranch Corn Nuts
(1) Small Orange
Supper:
Can of Progresso Tomato Basil Soup
- 10 Crackers
(1) Grilled Cheese Sandwich
(1) Glass of Strawberry Milk
SUNDAY
Lunch:
Salami & Cheese on Potato Hamburger Bun
StarKist Smart Bowls Rice & Beans with Tuna: Spicy Pepper
(1) Glass of Chocolate Strawberry Milk
Snack:
Bag of Orville Redenbacher Ultimate Butter Popcorn
(1) Glass of Strawberry Milk
Bag of BBQ Corn Nuts
Large Bowl of Smartfood's White Cheddar Popcorn
(1) Glass of Chocolate Milk
Supper:
(3) Ham & Salsa Con Queso on Pretzel Slider Buns
(1) Glass of Strawberry Milk
MONDAY
Lunch:
Salami & Cheese Sandwich
Cup of Del Monte Peaches
Snack:
Large Bowl of Smartfood's White Cheddar Popcorn
(1) Glass of Chocolate Milk
Supper:
Can of Progresso New England Clam Chowder
- 10 Crackers
Slice of Buttered Bread
Serving of Kirkland's Signature Roasted Garlic and Herb Seasoned Almonds
TUESDAY
Lunch:
Chef Salad
Serving of Kirkland's Signature Roasted Garlic and Herb Seasoned Almonds
Snack:
(1) Glass of Chocolate Milk
Cup of Del Monte Peaches
Supper:
Can of Progresso Creamy Chicken Noodle Soup
Slice of Buttered Bread
WEDNESDAY
Lunch:
Annie Chun's Yakisoba Noodle Bowl
- Serving of Kirkland's Signature Roasted Garlic and Herb Seasoned Almonds
Bag of Ranch Corn Nuts
Supper:
(4) Oven Baked Ham & Swiss Sliders
(2) Oven Baked Turkey & Swiss Sliders
Large Plate of Ranch Mash Potatoes
Bowl of Wonderful's Shelled Salt & Pepper Pistachios
(2) Glass of Chocolate Milk
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Workouts:
THURSDAY
(400) Jumping Jacks [8 sets of 50]
(100) Glute Bridges [4 sets of 25]
(100) Push-Ups [10 sets of 10]
(100) Sit-Ups [5 Sets of 20]
(100) Reverse Leg Lifts [10 sets of 10]
(100) Leg Kickbacks [10 sets of 10]
(5 min) Planks [5 Sets of 1 min]
FRIDAY
(400) Jumping Jacks [8 sets of 50]
(100) Glute Bridges [4 sets of 25]
(100) Push-Ups [10 sets of 10]
(100) Sit-Ups [5 Sets of 20]
(100) Reverse Leg Lifts [10 sets of 10]
(100) Leg Kickbacks [10 sets of 10]
(5 min) Planks [5 Sets of 1 min]
SATURDAY
(400) Jumping Jacks [8 sets of 50]
(100) Glute Bridges [4 sets of 25]
(100) Push-Ups [10 sets of 10]
(100) Sit-Ups [5 Sets of 20]
(100) Reverse Leg Lifts [10 sets of 10]
(100) Leg Kickbacks [10 sets of 10]
(5 min) Planks [5 Sets of 1 min]
SUNDAY
* Morning Workout *
(400) Jumping Jacks [8 sets of 50]
(100) Glute Bridges [4 sets of 25]
(100) Push-Ups [10 sets of 10]
(100) Sit-Ups [5 Sets of 20]
(100) Squats [4 sets of 25]
(100) Reverse Leg Lifts [10 sets of 10]
(100) Leg Kickbacks [10 sets of 10]
(5 min) Planks [5 Sets of 1 min]
* Evening Workout *
(400) Jumping Jacks [8 sets of 50]
(100) Glute Bridges [4 sets of 25]
(100) Push-Ups [10 sets of 10]
(100) Reverse Leg Lifts [10 sets of 10]
(100) Leg Kickbacks [10 sets of 10]
(100) Sit-Ups [5 Sets of 20]
(5 min) Planks [5 Sets of 1 min]
MONDAY
* Afternnon Workout *
(400) Jumping Jacks [8 sets of 50]
(100) Glute Bridges [4 sets of 25]
(100) Push-Ups [10 sets of 10]
(100) Sit-Ups [5 Sets of 20]
(100) Reverse Leg Lifts [10 sets of 10]
(100) Leg Kickbacks [10 sets of 10]
(5 min) Planks [5 Sets of 1 min]
* Evening Workout *
(400) Jumping Jacks [8 sets of 50]
(100) Glute Bridges [4 sets of 25]
(100) Push-Ups [10 sets of 10]
(100) Reverse Leg Lifts [10 sets of 10]
(100) Leg Kickbacks [10 sets of 10]
(100) Sit-Ups [5 Sets of 20]
(5 min) Planks [5 Sets of 1 min]
TUESDAY
* Afternoon Workout *
(400) Jumping Jacks [8 sets of 50]
(100) Glute Bridges [4 sets of 25]
(100) Push-Ups [10 sets of 10]
(100) Sit-Ups [5 Sets of 20]
(100) Reverse Leg Lifts [10 sets of 10]
(100) Leg Kickbacks [10 sets of 10]
(5 min) Planks [5 Sets of 1 min]
* Evening Workout *
(400) Jumping Jacks [8 sets of 50]
(100) Glute Bridges [4 sets of 25]
(100) Push-Ups [10 sets of 10]
(100) Reverse Leg Lifts [10 sets of 10]
(100) Leg Kickbacks [10 sets of 10]
(100) Sit-Ups [5 Sets of 20]
(5 min) Planks [5 Sets of 1 min]
WEDNESDAY
* Afternoon Workout *
(400) Jumping Jacks [8 sets of 50]
(100) Glute Bridges[4 sets of 25]
(100) Push-Ups [10 sets of 10]
(100) Sit-Ups [5 Sets of 20]
(100) Reverse Leg Lifts [10 sets of 10]
(100) Leg Kickbacks [10 sets of 10]
(5 min) Planks [5 Sets of 1 min]
* Evening Workout *
(400) Jumping Jacks [8 sets of 50]
(100) Glute Bridges [4 sets of 25]
(100) Push-Ups [10 sets of 10]
(100) Reverse Leg Lifts [10 sets of 10]
(100) Leg Kickbacks [10 sets of 10]
(100) Sit-Ups [5 Sets of 20]
(5 min) Planks [5 Sets of 1 min]
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WEIGHT TRACKER:
Starting Weight (Noon, 1/01/2023): XXX.X lbs
Weight at Last Check-In, 12/13/2023: 0.0 lbs
Weight As of Noon, 12/20/2023: -0.6 lbs
Total Weight Loss: -103.6 lbs
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Closing Thoughts:
The Good:
I got a short work week?
The Bad:
Had small "kink" in my morning routine that sent me to the doctor. Hopefully, it's just a one-and-done type thing.
The Ugly:
My sleep schedule is such a wreck that I have had small moments of not being able to distinguish reality.
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corn & sausage chowder
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In his close-to-the-vest, let's-keep-the-focus-on-the-issues approach, DeSantis is the mirror image of Trump. Trump knows practically nothing about policy and just appeals to his base's basest emotions. DeSantis knows everything about policy and has no emotions. When DeSantis shows up at the Iowa State Fair later this year, he is going to have to eat pork chops on a stick, corn dogs on a stick, monkey tails, and funnel cakes—and pretend to like them. It's not going to be easy. In other states people are going to give him Polish sausages, hot tamales, knishes, Rocky Mountain oysters, fried Snickers bars, fried pie, grits, clam chowder, South Carolina BBQ, North Carolina BBQ, East Carolina BBQ, West Carolina BBQ and many other local delicacies. Failing to eat them with relish (or, in some cases, without relish) can cost him votes.
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