#Cas is a 90 day fiance superfan

[mattzerella-sticks]

Dean, stumbling on Sam in his room: What are you doing?

Sam, blushing, his hand under Dean's bed: ...I was looking for some of your porn.

Dean: What?!?

Sam, pulling something out: Don't worry. I'll be gone in a second and we can pretend this never happened.

Dean, leaping: Wait, don't -

Sam, confusedly staring at a box of magazines: Better Homes & Garden? What happened to your porn?

Dean: ...

Sam, choking back tears: And why are these sticky???

Dean: I gotta go.

#supernatural #spn #dean winchester #sam winchester #as dean gets older nothing turns him on then some nicely decorated and furnished homes #or some beautifully planned outdoor spaces #it's giving that snl parody of the watcher with amy schumer's character jerking it to the property brothers because she's into the property #you know Dean pirates a Discovery+ subscription #HGTV Magnoloa and Food Network for him #TLC and investigation discovery for Cas #Cas is a 90 day fiance superfan