#Boat physics

[kyuyua]

Etho slab and big beans 💚💛❤️⚓️

#I may or may not be obsessed with grown men playing minecraft #ethoslab #smallishbeans #boat boys #smalletho #trafficblr #life series #hermitcraft #my art #had to physically restrain myself from rendering #I’m rlly happy with how this came out tho 🥹

[averageludwig]

The mercs would get stuck on an island and Soldier's first thought is which of them he will eat first (he gets a little hungry and heavy is getting pounced)

#averitext #Demo and engie building a boat #not before demo has a mental and physical breakdown over no alcohol first #scout is getting lost two minutes in #spy probably has some communication device in his teeth actually #sniper will start treating this shit like a vacation #camping yey! (^.^)

[sunglassesmish]

he is so tiny in this jacket i cannot

#misha collins #roadfood #roadfood 1x03 #i physically squealed and fell backwards when i saw him in this jacket i’m genuinely sooooooooo #he’s looking for the boat in all of these and he finally finds it in the last three #oh but then he takes the jacket off and spends a lot of time with his arms crossed so i can see his back muscles too…… 🫠

[echoingalaxies]

Whumper making Whumpee perform a silly, endless, physical task, like emptying a whole boat full of water only with a tablespoon, no using hands as a tool allowed or the whole thing starts over. Any task that will take weeks, or months, and when they're done, Whumper might just reward them somehow before assigning them a new job.

#yeah i scooped water out of a boat just to be able to fish out a massive block of ice for my dog who loves to chew/break it #it took forever (a few minutes) and made my arms tired #so just thinking about doing that but in a way that will break your sanity before your body #whump #whump prompts #whump prompt #whump ideas #whump scenarios #whump tropes #physical whump #whumpee #whumper #whump idea #whumpblr

[uncanny-tranny]

I've been thinking about this more and more recently (or, rather, am letting myself think about it), and I've finally decided to start learning the languages some of my family would have spoken before emigrating and it's kind of crazy.

Children of more recent immigrants have said this so much better, but it's such a weird feeling to know that you can't speak the same language your family can or did. It's such a weird feeling - to be locked away from your own family, your own blood, and for so many people, it is a form of violence and even genocide done unto them.

Honestly, if you're a child who's got family who has or did have family who spoke languages you don't or can't... Learn them, if you can. It's a surreal experience, and it's kind of liberating, in a way. It's teaching me more about parts of my family, how they might have spoken to me if we had the chance to live in the same era.

#language #politics #it's an emotional experience #i am *not* saying the reason i don't speak my family's languages is because of genocide because that isn't true #but i would be remiss to not mention it because it's a big part of how people are separated from their culture or who they are #ripping families apart isn't necessarily done through direct/obvious (physical) violence... #...sometimes that violence is being UNABLE to communicate with family. that's partially why it's so important to talk about #but in terms of american history my family emigrated pretty recently. like only a few generations #so it feels even weirder to me knowing how recently they left the boat

[ike-mcswains-mortician]

am i really about to hyperanalyze a joke dad fact from dndads live? yes, yes i am.

spoilers below, i suppose:

darryl’s chicago live show dad-fact: he grills and makes a MEAN chicago-style all-beef hot dog, but little does carol know, he sneaks ketchup on the inside of the bun.

now, for those of you who don’t know the history, chicago hot dogs famously do NOT have ketchup on them. lots of other things, yes, but NOT ketchup. a diehard chicagoan will get offended if you put ketchup on a chicago dog. chi-town lore says this is because in years past (the great depression specifically and especially), ketchup was used on meat to disguise bad flavor. to be specific, people would cover rotten meat with ketchup to mask the taste and make it palatable. but those vienna beef chicago dogs? no, no, those are QUALITY meat. to put ketchup on it would be a slap in the face. you’re telling the vendor you don’t trust his cooking.

so where does the darryl hyper-analysis come in? simple: wilson family self-consciousness.

darryl puts ketchup on his OWN dog? one he grilled himself?? that tells me that he doesn’t trust himself or his grilling. despite his love of cookin’ meats, he can’t fully trust himself. he still needs that extra bit of ketchup to make the hot dog palatable. darryl LOVES grilling. that, brewing, and football are like his second Holy Trinity. it’s the one thing he KNOWS he can’t mess up. it’s his specialty.

but he still puts ketchup on his dog. it’s hidden away inside the bun. he doesn’t WANT help. it’s fine, right? we’ll talk about it later, and all? but it’s there. he knows it’s there.

he knows that no matter how much bravado he displays as a father cook, he can’t trust himself or his abilities.

the extra layer of intrigue is the fact that carol doesn’t put ketchup on hers. on the surface, yes, she’s doing it according to tradition. but she also trusts darryl’s cooking more than he himself does.

food for thought (pun intended).

#i thought too hard about the fact and i need to die #the other facts were just funny but this one made me physically hurt #oughhh the wilson family #anyway glenn canonically dropped shit over the bridge onto the chicago river boat and NOT the dave matthews band #dndads #the areas tour #dndads live chicago

[crossbackpoke-check]

the deweys photos are from this video: https://youtu.be/5xTwJho44ao?si=bPw8MZZ327lCogVZ aren’t they just everything

kissing you and the minnesota wild official media team (with consent) full on the mouth, THANK YOU THIS VIDEO IS EVERYTHING 🥰🥰 i have seen pieces of it before i think (connor petting a shark 🥹) but the entire video start to finish is such a delight, 10/10 would recommend

#i’m so glad i saw this now and not when i was deranged at 2AM last night (i say as if i am not currently deranged) #like i had to physically pause. stop watching the video. to take notes to tell you guys about it i hope you know #holyjost thank u i love u i appreciate u & how u always have the sources 😭 #i send out a prayer to the universe (put shit in the tags) & u provide #liv in the replies #holyjost #i love this reaction image btw it is one of my FAVORITES #anyway i was just chilling and then lost it at the ‘brandon just says shit’ part and had to start writing down notes (as follows) #there is SO much. the lore. the fact that brandon lasts two seconds before his shirt comes off everyone else is so bundled #dewey2 immediate “sharks” girl help the two of them on the bean bag together #the boat competition BOLDY’S CONTRACT??? yeah i AM thinking about that in a weird way what kind of contract brandon #also boldy motion sickness girlie he’s so real for that one 😭😭 #and brandon talking a big game and then like fuckin. curled into a ball on the beanbag passed out bro i cannot. #LD BONITA? LD BONITA FISH??? So excitedly???? my GOD. #LEAVE THAT POOR FISH ALONE!!!! #oh the shark lore 🥺 dewey baby let me take you to this fantastic thing called an aquarium. #you can pet sharks there!!! i can’t even. i know i’ve seen it and had a breakdown about it before but connor’s hand when he pets the shark #the absolute joy oh my god. connor PLEASE ik u want to touch all the fish… we have sturgeon & sting rays & jellies #brandon praising connor’s attitude 🫡 he is so goal oriented they said the goal is a vibe check and connor studied. #also. save me hot brothers save me #what the fuck is this yeti cup ritual give me a cult au NOW wkdndiwkdi they’re such freaks. i love it. also just drink it bro #VLADDY MENTION THAT’S MY BOY HI BEAUTIFULLLLL #OH THIS WAS THE MIDDSY FIGHT??? #awww Freddy (who i never think is a forward??) #connor dewar #brandon duhaime #minnesota wild #for reference!

[star--anon]

Minewt is so very very important to me

Minho, who is strong and confident, but not emotionally, someone who shies away from more delicate moments, squirms when it gets emotional, will do something nice for someone else but will not make eye contact as he does so

Newt, who is strong and confident, especially emotionally, someone who will grin as they accept help, someone who will willingly die to help someone else, someone who will hug someone in public and not show a hint of shame after, someone who will cry and not care if they're seen

Minho falling head over heels for that sense of safety, for that confidence, for that unabashed vulnerability. Meanwhile Newt is utterly clueless

while Minho is doing things that are the pinnacle of romance to his "affection is awkward" mind, Newt is just like "hey Minho left me a snack! he's been really nice lately :D"

#remember that Kung Fu Panda 2 scene? where Tigress hugs Po and says ''I can't watch my best friend die'' #and she's like. the strongest character out there. super aloof and stoic and powerful and brash #she's strong physically. and it's in that scene where you realize she's strong emotionally too #she's vulnerable and open in front of 7 people. and she just casually walks away afterwards. no shame or embarrassment #the whole movie is Po suppressing his trauma and refusing to acknowledge or feel it #and then there is Tigress. someone who he's kinda jealous of (remember their Fists Of Steel moment on the boat?) #someone who is powerful and strong and everything Po wants to be. AND someone who is willing to feel. #to be afraid. to care. to love. #anyway I was thinking about that while I wrote this #I probably don't have to spell it out but Newt is Tigress and Minho is Po #they are both very strong characters but only one of them is strong emotionally #and while I do like Tigress and Po's dynamic #the fact that Minho and Newt are BOTH confident (albeit Minho a little arrogant) makes the dynamic SO MUCH more fun #there is Po who is insecure and afraid and then there is Minho who is confident and afraid #someone who will kill without blinking but will flinch at a hug #just. AHHHHHHH #anyway #tmr Minho #tmr Newt #Minewt #I don't take constructive criticism because I'm not wrong

[pankomako]

this is the closest ive gotten to drawing failing four fanart in years

#failboat #fyrus #jaymoji #too bad gab's too busy to join them as much. would love to see a reunion stream one day #lol remember when i did incorrect tff. and then i had to delete twitter #fun times. anyway #i get the feeling i draw fyrus too similarly to juicebox (my oc) now i hope that's not the caseee #like i stg if you combined juicebox and hot-rod you'd pretty much get fyrus the way i draw him haha Whoops #cant believe boat's close friends with TWO bears. throw me in there youd straight up get goldilocks and the 3 bears but theyre all dudes #im mean im just kind of assuming they fit the physical description im. not actually sure but they seem like they would

[thedevilsrain]

a very special gustave doré sequel to my berserk penguin classics post...! just pretend theres various volumes for each arc lol

#some explanations in the tags if youd like to read em hohoho #the first eclipse one is meant 2 be skull night. the lost children one is meant to be rosine and her friend ofc #the first conviction one is meant to be when father minecraft first becomes the apostle made of feathers. n the first millenium falcon one #is meant to be schierke's forest where she lives #fantasia one is meant to be in the beginning/end of millenium falcon when all the monsters come into the physical realm #eclipse 2 is meant to be femto. second vonction one is the tower of conviction #the last 2 are just the boat but i like the second millenium falcon one because it was the white bird #thats all. #berserk #guts #casca #griffith #shit #penguin classics #kentaro miura #manga

[good-beanswrites]

Hello again, I'm here to request once more. Feel free to take all the time you need btw! I would always be patient for your wonderful works ^^

This time I'd like to request from the Drabble List#2 - 47 with the 020607 Trio (mainly Mahiru though). And yes, this is hugely inspired by that one minigram with Mahiru. And as usual, feel free to change the scenario and/or the characters.

Thank you again, good luck with your future studies and take all the time you need!!

Woo thank you so much!! :'D This one was a ton of fun (and once again led me to get smacked in the face with unlikely character parallels I wasn't aware of before). It's from Kazui's pov but it's still mainly about Mahiru. I ended up going canon-compliant, but I did consider sticking super close to the minigram and do a little normal-au where Mahiru drags them across Japan to make a perfectly homemade cake 😅

Everyone knew Mahiru had a tough time distinguishing genuine from joke, but Kazui hadn’t expected it to come back to bite him. Mahiru wasn’t stupid by any means; sometimes she just forgot that others weren’t as unabashedly honest as herself. When she said something, she meant it. Kazui… not so much.

Which is why, following a conversation about her skills in the kitchen, in response to being pressed about his own household, he thought it would be inconsequential to utter the following words to her.

“Bake me a cake, and we’ll talk.” 

Kazui had laughed his booming laugh, Mahiru had giggled in her sweet little way. Neither realized what had just transpired.

That is, until Yuno dragged Kazui across the prison the following day to make him aware of the monster he had released upon the kitchens. The two hurried over to find a massive operation underway: Mahiru had several layers in the works, she was stirring multiple fruit fillings, decoration choices scattered across the countertop, and anyone who dared venture too close was shooed away with a slap from her wooden spoon. 

It took a few minutes to get the situation all worked out.

“So… you didn’t really want a cake…?” She asked, pausing mid-stir. Her eyes were so big and round.

Yuno came to the rescue. “Of course he does!” She interrupted. “Everyone here would die for a taste of your baking~” 

Kazui nodded. “I just didn’t mean for you to work so hard for my sake. I’m really not worth all this effort…”

Mahiru’s jaw fell, offended on his behalf. “Yes you are!” Her attention was momentarily caught by a timer chiming. Kazui took the bowl from her so she could take a pan from the oven. He picked up where she left off stirring. 

“Either way, why don’t I help you out?” Yuno had grabbed some ingredients from the counter as well. “While we bake, I’ll tell you a little bit about myself. A little,” he repeated. 

And he did. Her questions were easier than he’d expected. While the others knew how to poke and prod about each other’s murders, Mahiru really did just want to know about his home life. While she buzzed around the kitchen switching pans and creating intricate icing patterns, she asked him about his childhood, his hobbies, his job. As soon as she saw his wife was a touchy subject, she let it drop (though with a bit of disappointment, to be sure). He scrambled a bit as Yuno the human lie detector would shoot him a look now and then. Overall, though, his measured answers managed to satisfy both women without giving much of himself away.

When they carried the spectacular cake into the common room to everyone’s amazement, Mahiru prodded him with her elbow.

“We should talk more! I mean, come on. How difficult was that?”

If only she knew the half of it.

———

“Hey, Mahiru.” Kazui traded weak smiles with Yuno as he joined her by the bed.

“Oh. Hi Kazui,” came her weak voice. She tried her best to smile under the tangle of bandages that surrounded her. Then, silence. 

Aside from a few coughs and small requests, that silence stretched on for hours. He and Yuno usually had a lot to talk about, but neither could muster anything up today.

He thought Mahiru had dozed off, but she surprised him by taking his hand. “Kazui?”

“Yes?”

“Do you really think I’m unforgivable?” 

He blinked. “I can’t really say.” 

The moment the words left his lips, he knew they were the wrong ones. Well, the glare that Yuno was trying to murder him with also helped. “Er, I forgive you, of course. But… I don’t know anything about you, Mahiru. Not really. I can’t say why others would think you’re unforgivable or not.” 

“...I see.”

Yuno looked like she wanted to add something, but couldn’t find the words. Traces of emotions flickered over her face before she could cover them up. Kazui guessed she wanted to defend Mahiru. But maybe she also agreed with him. And that was when the realization struck him.

“I guess, I always thought you were so much better than me and Yuno when it came to talking about yourself. You do it all the time, and very easily. But now that I think about it, I probably know just as much about your situation as you know about mine. For such an honest person, you hide everything just like we do. Or maybe, you hide from everything, like we do.”

More silence.

A teary smile appeared on her face. “You know… you could bake me a cake… and maybe we’ll talk.”

Kazui didn’t laugh, and she didn’t giggle. He nodded, solemnly. “I think that’s a good idea.”

#milgram #mahiru shiina #kazui mukuhara #yuno kashiki #i know yuno faded a bit into the background but shes in the same boat as kazui ;-; #i love that minigram so much asdfdsf she would have such massive ambitious projects 😅 #(and if the day 16 feast is any proof we know she really can pull them off!!) #so i think she could make this spectacular cake with limited prison resources -- the problem is no one is actually asking her to... #i know all the prisoners arent super open about their crimes but like if you ask the others directly it feels like theyll say a few things #even just to defend themselves #but yuno-mahiru-kazui may not even give you that much... #also picturing kazui very bad at baking so yuno definitely helps him with that cake he promises mappi :') #thank you so much for your kind words and patience ahh <3 #i actually struggled a lot with this one (as in it took a while to physically write despite having the ideas early on) so it meant a lot ✨ #i was so obsessed with this one -- #one day i want to expand that first section and play out their actual conversation - i just love the concept of them baking and chatting #yuno coughing or bumping into kazui every time she can tell hes lying #mahiru subtly hiding things too without realizing #and cake shenanigans of course #it was way too much to cram into a drabble without getting lost but i do want to eventually 😤 #and thank you-- studies are going well 😤 wishing you well in your current endeavors! #drabbles

[befuddled-calico-whump]

How do the t$$ crew stay in shape? Like what do their diets look like and their workout routines?

Joy is a powerlifter. Before she was arrested she had a gym membership and would hit the weight racks 4-6 times a week. Despite her overactive mind, it's a kind of therapeutic thing for her and would help burn off excess energy after a day in the gun shop. She's not a huge fan of cooking (and usually doesn't have the time), so she'd usually exist on chicken, rice, and canned or frozen veggies. Anything else she'd just eat out or visit home for

Jericho also enjoys weight lifting, but didn't have nearly as much time as Joy to get after it (family time comes first), and would usually manage to get in 3-4 hours of gym time a week, tops. He'll usually just do protein powder and almond milk for a recovery snack, and otherwise eats a lot of meals that are fairly easy to throw together and make leftovers out of (like stews, casseroles, etc)

Benji doesn't work out on purpose. He finds it both boring and intimidating. Cardio through dancing? He's all about it. He'll also go on walks if he feels like he's been too stagnant, and has a stretching routine he'll try to do every morning. He hates cooking and eats out whenever he can, but prefers lighter stuff like soup and sandwiches. Dishes that are too meat or dairy heavy just make him feel icky

Kaius used to do fencing, archery, and karate, (and has some shoulder strength built up because of those), but constantly moving from place to place makes it difficult to build a routine, so it's been a few years. The one thing he tries to do consistently is run, and that's out of practicality. (He has to run for his life a lot.) He generally eats whatever he can when he has time (and remembers to do it), and since he avoids meat that ends up being a lot of peanut butter sandwiches and microwave rice. Despite this, he still enjoys good food

Hunter doesn't have a routine. He just does what he wants when he feels like it, and since he's a restless person, he feels like it a lot. He'll go for a really long walk, or just run somewhere as fast as he can for the hell of it, or mess around with weights if he's somewhere that has them. (He'd also do a lot of cardio via fist fighting and running away from things, but that's a lifestyle issue lol) He's also in the "oh shit did I eat today" boat most of the time

#as someone who is also in the “oh shit did i eat today” boat + doesn't like cooking on work days because it takes so long #i don't have many answers for diet lol #benji is healthy and *fairly* fit but not very strong. same for Kaius #Hunter is 'fit' but not healthy lol. all of his feats come from determination #joy and jericho are both fit and healthy but due to body types do -not- run fast. they can sprint fairly easily but long distance hurts #sahota is physically very fit and healthy. emotionally? thats a different story :) #anon #t$$ ask #i know a bunch of people with different workouts so using that qs reference #i work out almost daily but i hate it so much lolol i get bored. it's literally just to prevent me from being snappable #hunter would probably LOVE parkour

[ramblebrambleamble]

Ancient Rome is Francophobic? Sure, I guess that's technically true.

#genshin impact #remuria #petrichor #only spoke to the first two NPCs on the island. FEVER DREAM #are these people like. real. not in the physical sense but are they in the here and now? or are they like the sinshades of byakuya-majig #just going through the motions unaware that their time has passed? #do they take potshots at passing ships? #i think we would have heard something more than ancient rumours if they were here and now and could affect the world #didn't these people used to live on giant boats?

[silly-stings]

random headcanon: the love cult tells its members that they arent quite human and they have some the heart of some kind of mythical creature (typically from celtic folklore since thats what my vers of the love cult is roughly based around-)

meanwhile warren, behind the 'podcast bro' gimmick, is actually otherkin/therian and identifies with eagles, and is absolutely STOKED when shrignold says he thinks warren has the soul of a harpy

#DISCLAIMER IM NOT COMPLETELY EDUCATED ON ORHERKIN/THERIANTHROPY SO I MIGHTVE WORDED SOMETHING INCORRECTLY THERE #i just think they would bond over not entirely identifying with their physical bodies (only shrignolds just a huge hippie about it) #p.s. even though i am a shrignold fictive i talk in the third person when referring to my source-self as to not raise confusion #🐝 #dhmis #shrignold #warren the eagle #dhmis lovebird #<- if thats ur boat #dhmis warren #dhmis shrignold #dhmis headcanons #dhmis hcs

[betelgo0ze]

Any movie recs with Al Pacino? And if a single person says “Goncharov” I fear I may not make it through the winter and any actions I partake in may or may not affect the outcome of this years fishing season

#I’ve already seen the godfather btw #And Cruising is on my list but I am physically shaking with fear #The only reason I’m watching it is bc Al Pacino is like #Gay #and we live laugh love him for that #But the movie sucked balls #Also #goncharov #slay fr #al pacino #is so hot help #But like fr and recommendations #And also I’ve never been on a boat or went fishing #I have no clue wha #fishing season #Even is #Ik it’s funny #And that’s it

[madamemiz]

so!!! i did an interest check poll a while back and never really did anything with it, but finally took the leap to order some prints and stickers, so expect a more detailed post about that in the next few weeks :D

#it kinda feels like i missed the boat w that kind of thing bc everyone kinda jumped on making merch pretty early on #but i made those stickers i never did anything with last year and i'm feeling pretty inspired right now so why not? #idk if anyone would actually be interested in buying my art but guess i won't know until i try #either way making physical products is fun so i'm excited!!