Goodness where do I begin with what I’ve, or rather ‘we’ve’ been up to since you were gone - it’s hard to explain but essentially as a veteran here who watched me sentence Scribs from the beginning and know the running Kabal joke, it’s only right.
Remember that criminal map I made with all my moots who I deemed fit for horny jail? That’s an actual thing now with a trailer and timeline too. In fact members have been writing for it too or responding with memes 😂😂😂😂😂 it’s uhhhhh a little hard to explain and catch up but I’ll try and summarise.
On the 29th of May I announced my (Judge Clare’s) war on horny and named the culprits and then random stuff ensued back and forth as per the timeline.
THEN OMFG - a random person named Kritika (@dassmyname) self proclaimed herself as consigliere leaked a s*x tape between Judge Clare wand Judge Zeke that’s when the madness started.
Then Judge Clare was miserable and stuff and Erwin was like no don’t worry I’ll handle it. At this point Clare is astranged from her adopted Kabalian daughter Shrekky - @shrekisshrimpthesimp (her father is like the king of the original kabalians, his name is Pablo Shrekscobar)!
Kritika then tries to tell the world that Erwin, shrekscobar and zeke are their leaders and want the world to embrace horny but Clare ignores it completely.
Zeke keeps visiting the Gulag to see Scribs because he’s low-key obsessed with her and wants some sksksks. He wants Scribs to throw her fellow kabalians under the bus especially now that Kritika was receiving burried intel about zeke and Erwin’s involvement with the original Kabal. Scribs never does and it winds him up. Immensely. He tries to offer her deals but she keeps declining.
THEN ONE DAY - teddy bears were sent to Kabalian members But it almost kills Shrekky (she still in a coma)
Out of panic- Kritika tries to break Scribs out of prison but is caught by zeke and the anti horny task force and zeke is furious because she offered Scribs a deal and it was house (compound) arrest in heaven. But she ruined it by trying to escape him. Kritika and Scribs go back to horny jail.
Clare is miserable at this point and she doesn’t want leave her daughters side, mayor Gojo and DA Nanami reassure her and he helps a little. Clare is thinking of resigning for good.
Then Erwin being Shrekky’s stepdad did his own research and find out Shrekky’s attempted killer.
Koula then starts thinking that maybe Clare sent the bombs to deflect from her sex tale.
BUT THEN - the audience finds out it was Clare’s assistant Rose that sent the bears that nearly killed Clare’s daughter shrekky.
Erwin is fixated on catching his stepdaughters attacker he ask Hange to speak to Erwin’s gangster sister, Sofiya. Hange did so and arrange for the suspect to be silenced.
Medea (@soaringmirror) being an FBI agent working with agent Jean connecting the dots discovered officially that Rose is the culprit. And she’s a known psychopath whilst Mr Chin was an accessory to crime.
Erwin visits Koula and Slav and he threatens them saying he going to protect his daughter. He blows up all her electrical appliances in the vicinity with an emp. just to send a message to them, and maki time to go on. Miche tried to kill Shrekky but he fell in love with her.l
😩😩😩 that’s the story for now I’m sorry if there’s any spelling mistakes or grammatical errors I’m literally writing this as I fall asleep.
Ps. Zeke is about to have his whole world rocked by Scribs. Also @tonaken is my soro-sis from law school so there’s some really funny back and forths between us.
Holy. Shit. Babe(s!)!!! This is a fucking tale here of epic proportions and I'm so proud of all you horny gremlins 😩👏👏👏 six weeks was jam packed 😂 I'm keeping this for historical evidence. This is like my new soaps 👀 also pls add me to these taglists if I'm allowed because I don't want you to have to write a novel every time to keep me abreast 🥰💗
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