Some candle cove incorrect quotes
Percy: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
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Percy: Can I be frank with you guys?
Poppy: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Milo: Can I still be Milo?
Janice: Shh, let Frank speak
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Horace: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Skin taker: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police
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Janice: I turned out perfectly fine!
Percy: Janice, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Janice: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
( I bet is was banana king)
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Poppy: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Milo: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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Milo: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Percy: Twelve, actually.
Milo: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Percy: Yours!
Milo: That's right: no one's.
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Percy: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Poppy: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
(well skin taker should start running)
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Percy: We need to distract these guys
Poppy: Leave it to me
Poppy: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Milo, Janice, and Dr. Heartfelt: *Immediately begin arguing*
Banana king, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
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*Percy's helping Poppy out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Milo: How does Poppy look?
Janice: A little better than you, actually.
———————————————————————-Percy, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Poppy, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Milo, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Janice, trembling: What are we playing
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Percy: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Poppy:
Milo:
Janice:
Everyone Else At Percy’s Surprise Birthday Party:
Poppy: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Percy: We need a distraction.
Poppy: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Janice, whispering: My time has come
that’s it for now I just input names into an incorrect quotes generator and weirdest these things so some of them probably don’t go along with the characters personalities but hey I tried love you all make sure to drink plenty of water and eat regularly❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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