#ANYWAY . NODS. U GET IT

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

you want a new kind of guy, fine, i raise you: the lady i was briefly roommates with in college who once smoked a blunt at a party and then spent an hour confessing earnestly to me that she genuinely preferred reading detailed episode recaps over actually watching the tv show in question

#she sounded so remorseful & i just stood staring like an anthropologist watching their phd thesis spontaneously manifest before their eyes #apparently she would watch the pilot episode to get a feel for the characters #and then just read a bunch of recaps & episode reviews instead of watching future episodes. what fresh steaming hell #this conversation took place like a year and a half after we were roommates btw. i had seen her maybe twice in that time period #i thought she was a standard frat girl but then 18 months later she appears in the wild grass to reveal unhinged character background to me #and i'm just standing there nodding feeling like i missed a weird opportunity i did not want or ask for #honestly thought i was the weirdest person in that apartment situation but now i'm wondering what our other 2 roommates were hiding #not my strangest college experience at ALL but like. definitely top 20 #this wasn't the same person as Aquarium Girl btw but oddly enough they were roommates actually #(not at the same time that Recaps Lady and i were roommates but at different intervals idk) #anyway i probably should have interviewed at more than one apartment before taking over a sublease but summer sess is a weird time u know #oh and this happened in Hong Kong btw

[scintillyyy]

LOVE when i see tags that point me in the exact direction that i want btw. dc scott peterson u are a unit, and a credit to ur name. behold. a version of the dc batbible.

(source)

(putting more under the cut for my reference)

#dc ref #tim drake #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #leslie thompkins #i'm nodding my head along as i read #don't agree with everything but tim!! tim!! #“as steady as a 14 year old can be” yes yes acknowledge the messiness of being 14 #jack's perfunctory interest GET HIS ASS #gtfo if u think jack is actually meant to be good dad lmao he sucks <3 #(but also gtfo if u think he was meant to be horrible) #(anyways this was an early-mid 90s bible i believe)

[trainingdummyrabbit]

That gave me the mental image of roland trying to wrangle her from the spiciest food imaginable like he's trying to hold a cat stealing food

yeahg <3

#it took me like 20 min t dig for this fuckig image KJSNKGJDBGHD #ANYWAY . NODS. U GET IT #pikasks #projmoon

[eldritch-nightmare]

there's no better feeling in the world than being a killer's favorite during a match frfr

#archived mind of v: thoughts and opinions. #it's 6am and im looking back on some of the clips i have saved nd #i came across one of my matches against the pig nd i was her favorite #it was very cool #not even a minute into the match nd she finds me on a gen nd lets me boop her nose #nd she aggressively nods nd then leaves me be to kill my other teammates #best feeling for sure but also #the guilt. the guilt is real. #one time i had a match against the spirit nd i was her favorite and #i did my damn hardest to keep my team alive but she killed all of them #nd then opened gate and let me leave #and man. man i felt Bad. #i very rarely am ever the killer's favorite bc haha. #but when i am it's either the best feeling in the world or it's a soul-crushing guilty one #anyways. hi. ive been coping by playing dbd. if u could not tell. #i think i'll probably post the cody valentines day prompt when i wake up later #nd maybe if im up for it i can like... #get started on the other two

[lifesver]

i like to write dire verses for leland bc i just think there’s a million ways it can go which is interesting. and obv i have a few that are particularly dark and sad. but i think what’s silly about him is he ends up endearing himself to a lot of the family in different trajectories and i always imagine it like this

#sorry i write fam leland verses and think about it #funniest ones by far are the nosy trajectories where even nancy tolerates him #but there’s also just like. his genuine connection w mama luda in those verses he looks to her like a mother/grandmother figure. #and also i think the times i’ve written him and bubba being friends is good. like two people scared of each other at the start #and now we’re pals he brings me flowers from the garden and i hype his confidence up (: yeah man you could rock florals! #i think he would get along with sissy just fine. bc he’s a polite boy who grew up w many sisters he’s just nodding at w/e she says #hitch we’re not sure about that roadkill art but we’ll tell u it’s cool anyway. cook. idk sorry for existing in ur house #johnny ofc always interests me in the inherent friction and two sides of the same coin and slowly finding common ground

[nightwardenminthara]

anyway. grant loves carver. carver loves grant. they’re both bad about Saying it but it’s known. grant has to learn to not Third Parent and condescend and overprotect (to perhaps…. Let carver protect him - as a tank vs support, very thematic)

it’s all very important

#anyway don’t go into the carver hawke tag if u like carver #carver hawke getting the treatment often left for female characters over here #it’s just bc he doesn’t nod along to anything the player does

[rugretti]

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#ahw come on #did my hair in two braids bc its 2am and nobody can see me #fucking hate letting other ppl see me when i try to enjoy my hair bc theyll think im finally being feminine #and im going to my brothers graduation too so shes immediately commenting on wow #ure gonna go like that?i finally support you. like come on man #literally why i never ever want to ease up on my regular going out clothes formula #it will be shoes pants shirt jacket for forever unless i get to be alone bc any time i take anything off #ill have comments like ure finally going out in just a shirt finally #ill honestly rather kill myself than have u see me in a skirt please i know thats ur biggest dream but please #also donchu dare lecture me on why i need an emergency dress for super formal occasions or event sthat need me to wear a skirt or dress #id honestly rather not go if its like that no matter the importance #and even if i did what difference does it make if i just had say an emergency suit instead #fuck me fuck fuck #i point out i want to cosplay miles g morales and she says nothing not even a nod #she sees me in braids and suddenly she wants me to wear jt everywhere #please please please i need u to never look at me again if this is what i get #anyways rant over

[cowardstiel]

i think it should be mandatory that everyone watch The Social Dilemma at least once every six months

#dear everyone saying that tumblr doesn't have an algorithm: yes it does oh my GOD. #i see people say this so often irt twitter and reddit migration #just because tumblr has a different feed system to facebook/inta/twitter doesn't mean the only things you see are exactly what you want #free of influence or coercion #simplest example is tumblr suggesting users and tags for u to follow. what do you think is informing its suggestions? #how does it know which blogs are similar? it's not by fucking chance #please i know we all clown on what a mess this website is and how poorly it delivers ads but let's not forget that that's a choice they mak #if tumblr wanted to deliver ads in the way other social media sites do they could. but it's part of the image they've created for themselve #hence why they feel they can offer a paid subscription to remove ads that has an off switch so u can still see their weird crazy zany ads #because they know how much we love to clown on their shit ads. they know users will screenshot and share ads if they're weird enough #and they want you to. they're not so incompetent that they can't get us classy ads lol. this is their brand. let's not forget that! #anyway this is all triggered by me sending someone (hi bunni <3) a post of misha collin's sfx make up in gotham knights that popped up as a #recommended post despite me never having watched it or searched for it etc. what triggered that post appearing was me searching/tagging spn #a couple times recently. and of course misha collins and spn are frequently cross tagged. anyway since then i have been bombarded with that #godforsaken show constantly on my dash #sorry to gotham knights enjoyers i get the appeal and i am a dc simp but it's just not for me ig #if u read all this i love u im kissing you sloppystyle and or giving u a firm and warm handshake and or a friendly nod like we're walking #past each other on a beautiful day <3 #my post

[1o1percentmilk]

i love looking at people's aesthetic tags because theres usually some sort of theme going on

#moodboard is the one most important tag on my acc bc thats the one i like looking at again and again #milk (normal) #i feel very alienated from the world and people most of the time and i don't think anyone or anything can change that #but im also getting better at feeling at peace with it and accepting that i don't really belong being okay with that is important to me #so i like brutalist buildings and things that are overtly like hey you don't belong and im like *nods* i know but i am just visiting #i am just peeking my head in and i will be on my way in a bit but you are gorgeous i love how you hate me #i know this sounds very depressing and it is sometimes but its also kind of freeing in a way to give up yknow and not have to try #-to force extroversion or to try and fake emotions and caring that isn't there and just sorta exist in an area #where im not being held to human standards and scrutiny #idk i am very apathetic about stuff in general it's been this way since i was a baby and ive decided to start embracing it instead of #-thinking of it as a moral or social failing that i have to correct #anyways thats a whole essay hope u guys get what i mean. #yeah im doing alright

[sunshades]

Ambiguous canonicity of fantasy hannibal in the sign of roses pending title universe...

#bell.txt #the smut got a comment so i went and reread it and the ortolan reference still kind of makes me lose it #by itself: makes sense w the characterization of hc knowing a certain amount about birds and the like considering he and ce are outdoor kids #stresses on what is widely considered a luxurious and cruel food practice of the ultrawealthy; he finds it accordingly concerning #but if fantasy hannibal exists and he read la chanson de le gay alienist: all of the previous+looks at ce and is immediately reminded of t #the famous metaphorical sex scene in volume II book XI... like. the implication. incredibly funny #this is incomprehensible. thank u all for always listening n nodding along as i talk to myself abt my widely unpopular fics. its enrichment #anyway going out again oh god im so tired... hope I'll get to finish the first 2 sections of lacuna when im back tonight...

[bylertruther]

sorry for posting a reddit screenshot on main, but mike would do this with will ofc

#will tells mike to tell their pets he misses them n to give them a kiss #and mike sends him front camera close up selfies of their pets n tells him to do it himself #AND THEN once will gets it all out he then proceeds to send him a silly n cute closeup of himself smiling n goes 'and me? :)' #whether will caves or sends him a cheeky response is entirely up to chance hehehehe #married modern au byler is My Everything #thinking abt them and their gay older dog n homophobic kitten tht are attached at the hip #they're more cuddly n chummy with will but love love Love mike #mike jokes tht its bc they think will is a runt like them n whenever the dog accidentally kicks mike while trying to get comfy on will's #lap will tells him thts his karma :p #will makes the selfie of mike with the folded laundry his lock screen bc it makes him chuckle sm #el sees it one day n after will explains she jus tells him '🤨 u guys r so weird.' ADGGDDSFHHH #byler hc #nods at my phone ahem yes anyway back 2 my hibernation hole now byeeee 👋

[dayurno]

last one and i will stop i promise but should've been me by mitski to me is one of the jeanrenee top hits.......... i <3 renee deadbeat girlfriend walker and jean has-never-gotten-over-anyone moreau

#SORRY I THINK. I THINK #i just think its soooo delicious for jeanrenee that to jean it was everything and to renee it was an one off #to him it was the reason to wake up in the morning and to her it was a casual friendship #and then i want them to date or i want jean to think they're dating and it has to be soooo. because renee is #flighty and beautiful and she nods and smiles but jean never really got to know her any deeper #not like he wanted to anyway! #ITS GETTING TO MEEE OK #the way their relationship just supposedly fizzles out when jean is in usc #'long distance courting' #i know this is probably not going to be canon but i will stand by it that renee thought they were fwb and jean had the marriage papers read #renee: i havent given u what u need... u wanted me but couldnt reach me.... im sorry it should have been me #ok normal again #txt #jeanee

[lestatlioncunt]

— OCS RED FLAGS.

i was tagged by @denerims and @risingsh0t to take this quiz for my ocs, thank you both sooo much!!

i'm tagging @arklay @nuclearstorms @morvaris @uldwynsovs @devilbrakers @faarkas @girlbosselrond @indorilnerevarine @shadowglens @jacobseed @lightwardens and whoever wants to do this <3

VIOLENT

when something makes you upset, it could even be the tiniest most petty reason ever, you yell, rage, and possibly throw stuff in anger. your actions think quicker than your mind, and it could probably not even be intentional but the next thing you'll realize is that you've hurt someone

MANIPULATIVE

you're probably a passive aggressive person. you frequently lie, and gaslight to get your way. you never want to be held responsible for your actions so you avoid situations by either victimizing yourself, belittling others concerns, hiding the truth, and using threats to harm yourself or others

FAKE

you are a toxic human being. you belittle others, and are overly competitive. you probably envy those who have it better than you so you try to manipulate the person into feeling worthless so that you can feel superior. you are never there for your friends in time of need but you expect them to always be at your service

#tag games #in my scared to tag ppl era once again. might be bc i'm tired ksjfkf so really if i didnt tag u this time go ahead and say i did!! #anyways. (twirling my hair) oh so u all have red flags? tell me more #this quiz was so funny for dragging them all into the dirt i actually took it for many others but the amount of 'fake' i got was embarassin #to be fair i picked my worst piece of shit ocs which explains the fake results kfjsnfk for example both akira & eva got it. akira would #be like mh and what about it? also took it for fenix and he got manipulative well!! he's a blonde man what can u expect #anyways vesper getting violent well we knew. girl has problems dealing with her rage. moira is a bit of a surprise and i don't see her as #manipulative in her daily life u know. with ppl she cares and so on. it's fuckin mojave. she's going to manipulate gaslight girlboss her #way around it and all the crazy bitches that live in there. vio's is just funny tho. reading the result was like (nodding & ticking off a #list) fair...fr. fair again. she's a lost cause. but my lost cause i love so dearly.... #oc: vesper #oc: moira #oc: violante

[lemongogo]

art is so crazy in general. i have this revelation like twice a day and it never ceases 2 amaze me . tbh

#like ppl… make tht .. u liteslly made that. the omly person who couldve ever envisioned it the way u did #like a glimpse into ur mind . thats u in visual form . #also im always so impressed by people who manage to have such consistency in their work #like drawing on demand . and in the same style w the same rendering process #and it always feels complete it always feels like . Ueah u know what u were doing #im so envious of that tbh. (crossing my arms) #its smth i need to train me thinks . my creativity is lacking and i need 2 Pick it UPP‼️‼️‼️☝️☝️ #like to be able to watch a movie n go home and just draw what u r feeling #I WANT 2 DO THAT!!! i can do that i need to do that more #i need to go to live drawing sessions i think .. 2 better visualize physical form #its always been smth ive wanted to do (eyes go big round and dark) #tht and i need 2 shut the hell up and jst not care . wheres thst tumblr post #thags like oh u cant draw the way u wanted to? who cares draw it anyways❤️ #nodding .. yeah.. #do u guys also have that imposter syndrome thing where even if u draw #u feel like u are somehow exempt from creating . #ur like oh yeah that was luck thats all but one day its going 2 run out and #HELPP #i keep having those ‘one day’ thoughts its so silly #like ih well one day ill get there #girl that day is TODAY!!!!

[spacelesscowboy]

sorry but i still think it is so so crazy and insane to look at a child—ANY child, any teenager, ANYONE, but especially CHILDREN—and hit them. as a punishment or warning or whatever. that is so crazy to me. how could you ever look at a child and bring yourself to hurt them in any way shape or form??????????? that’s insane to me.

#emyrs.txt #tw childhood abuse #????? idk if this warrants that. but if i should more tags lemme know !! #YES. EVEN THE ANNOYING ONES. #spent. a great deal of time w my cousins’ friend the other day and she’s. technically 11 so. not a child in the technical sense. but anyone #under 17 to me is so so so young. (YES. i’m only 19. this isn’t bc i’m incredibly old and wise or whatever. it’s bc i’m old enough 2 see how #young i was then. if that makes sense. anyways). #and she was. SO INCREDIBLY annoying. and i have SO little patience and even less tact into how to get her to Stop. so i just smiled and #nodded and pretended that i wasn’t losing all of my patience. bc she is 11. and i remember being 11 & annoying. & being a kid means being #annoying anyways so whatever. #anyways. i hate thinking about my cousins and the kids in my family it makes me sick to stomach. #not bc their parents r abusive or whatever i just don’t think they’re getting the care and attention they need & i don’t want them to grow #up w as weird and fucked up feelings as me and my older cousins have. #also this whole thing is bc i was reading atla fanfiction and got sad about zuko. NWWNNDNDFN #literally i just can’t comprehend the idea of ever physically hurting a child. how do u live with urself afterwords. #i’m tired. this made me very sad. ok bye.

[phantombs]

YOU SEE CUONG AND HES PRETTY AND SOFT AND DELICATE AND MYSTERIOUS AND COMPELLING AND ALOOF AND

#( ooc. ) #( tbd. ) #hes so...pretty :'( #anyway i did all I could so from here on out #until june 21 i will be on queue! #so thats why i was. a bitttt quieter than usual #i was saving a bulk of my posts for vacay #so expect a lot of u to be getting a lot of replies nod nod #anyway bts new album dropped pls.... #idk why but i love these phtos so much...have to edit my theme and banner