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tinydancerandthemoonchild · 5 months

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Hey! It's the mod here. I know it's been a while, so I wanted to make an update post regarding the unannounced hiatus I've been on.

As you may have guessed, based on the (aside from reblogging my ask for help from my main), I got a bit of burnout with this blog. I've been wanting to start it back up again for a while, and I've been plotting out a bit of plot for a while so I'm not just making this all up as I go along and can keep track of things lol. Now, while this is fun and all, there are some things I want to address.

Firstly, as some of you may know, this blog started because Levi's mod and I were going back and forth with a prince donnie idea, initially to help him sleep, in fact. As you can tell, it spun up into this blog and an entire universe of its own. Unfortunately, Levi's mod and I had a falling out. For those of you that do follow my main, back in August, there was a debacle from me freaking out over something and some confusion over who I was upset with, leading to a chain of hate mail that has continued to the point that I'm even less sure of my identity and self-worth than before. Levi's mod contacted me via DMs to talk about the situation, but never responded after I did. To my knowledge, at least as far as Tumblr is showing me when I look at old asks on this blog, their blog has since deactivated. I'm unsure if they have received harassment or anything on my behalf from this entire situation, but if that occurred, I do not condone it and I am ashamed of those of you that partook in that. In light of these developments, unless I am contacted by Levi's mod either directly or through a mutual contact, I will be leaving their contributions to this au and the origins intact out of respect. If he wishes to no longer be included in this au, he knows where to contact me, and I will overhaul as necessary and restart the blog to do so.

Secondly, as things have been somewhat bogged down as of late, for the sake of plot, I may timeskip to when everyone has been safely returned home to their universe. Before doing this, I will consult with the lovely mod that was assisting with the pizzaplex crossover arc before doing so to see what course of action I should take. If I do timeskip, I will answer the ask that Pride's mod has sent me to tie up a little bit of Michaelangelo and Ali's adventure into the canon Rise universe, and then proceed with the timeskip.

As of right now, anon will be remaining off to avoid further hate mail, insults, and threats to my life and safety, along with attempts at doxxing me in my own inbox. If there are questions, comments, or concerns, feel free to send in an ask, and I will respond as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience with this long wait, and I'm excited to continue the story of this blog, as I have a lot in store!

#ooc #sorry about the long wait it's been a rough time for me #between the constant hate messages from the misunderstanding #the beration for having traumatized my own oc in my fic and asking for people to read it and tell me what they think #my stepfather dying just over a week before my birthday #along with a lot of latent abandonment issues confusion and autism kicking me in the teeth #on top of the financial issues #it's just been hard.#i do hope this explains it well enough and im sorry if it doesn't im not very good at explaining things #i have been crying almost every day for the past two weeks and the stress has caused some breathing issues in that time #and i was driven out of one of my own blogs because it simply no longer feels safe there-#-considering it was found through reblogs and harassed extremely heavily due to the entire thing #but i am feeling well enough today despite crying that i can kick myself enough to get this out #anon is on on both my main and the blog i publish the fic on from the 14th through the 22nd to allow for anonymous comments regarding it #and i may turn anon back on on this blog when it's up and running again as i have cleared the hate mail from its inbox #but right now i just wanted to explain why it's been royally dead #i will provide further updates depending on what happens #but for right now im going to focus on being excited to get it back up and running #and i hope you are too

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austerulous · 1 year

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I had a troublesome wisdom tooth pulled this morning, so I’ve cancelled all plans to curl up on the sofa. I’ll be playing some Valhalla, and peeking when I can.

#i've managed to get into valhalla this time around and now i'm just waiting for a character to come barging into my creative headspace #i have a serving of farkas filth to serve fergie and then i'll maybe dip into my asks #i've had some really lovely and intriguing ones recently that i'm itching to sink my teeth into (har har)#speaking of the dentist and nurse were a pair of absolute queens #my appointment took all of 10 minutes and most of that was waiting for the anaesthetic to kick in #anyway i hope you're all having a good friday so far ♡#◈ — ooc; puffin speaks

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medicinemane · 8 months

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Discord's back it seems. Saw people on the reddit thread I found about this that was from like 20 minutes ago saying that they had moderate success resetting their router

No, I refuse. Discord broke it, discord can fix it, I'm not putting in that much effort when I still had my phone and didn't have anything important to do

And I won, I didn't have to do shit and it got fixed eventually

So like... good work, but I'm still gonna complain. The correct amount of outages is zero when you're a big company. Full stop (though while I'm very much applying this to stuff like ISPs, I'm sure many of us would say that by that standard their ISP isn't acceptable... and it's not)

#mine's pretty good at this point; they occasionally get an annoy outage; but it usually lasts for like a day #and like... the last one was some like master modem breaking and them needing to wait for a part #and it's like... you should probably have a spare part on hand... but fine #meanwhile comcast would drop to basically like zero service half of the nights #so my little nowhere ISP kicks comcast's teeth in; which is why I don't complain about the rare annoying outages #fuck comcast #I know the point of this post was dunking on discord a bit; but if you take one thing away let it be fuck comcast #nobody likes them; I've literally never heard a single nice word about them #only thing I'll say is they're better than century link which straight up didn't work when I used them #(and I had to pretend to move out of state to get them to fucking cancel)#(I'll give comcast credit of that I walked in to their store with my modem and said I'd like to cancel and they just said 'ok')#but fuck comcast; and fuck their attempts to rebrand to xfinity #a) that's a stupid name; but b) fuck you; you're comcast; and fuck comcast #I didn't realize it; but I guess I'm still really mad about how much they sucked even like... 4 years later #and the sad thing is they sound so much better than like AT&T #fuck ISPs; break their kneecaps; noncompete ass monopolies carving the country up into fiefdoms

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uncleardyn · 9 months

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did you know? takayuki yagami *explodes*

#got through some Fucked main plot in lj the other night.#finished up the boxing school sidequest tonight. i love feeling normal about things #also holy shit kuwana what the fuck. like i get it but holy shit #what a good antagonist and parallell........ to quote nox. i wanna kick his teeth in #verbose

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saltedsolenoid · 1 year

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stupid mucking uneaven deeth HURTING owwwwwwwieeeeee

#<- she deals with chronic pain worse than this on the regular but. IT HURTS MY WHOLE FACE NAD I'M LIKE.#UNCONTROLLABLY SLOBBERING LIKE A RABID DOG #STUPID TEETH STUPID BRACES STUPID HEALTHCARE #MY TEETH WEREN'T EVEN THAT CROOKED>!>>!>!?!?? WHADDA HELL MOM YOU'LL NEGLECT MY HEALTH AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY #EXCEPT THIS ONW #uuughhhhhhhh #oh naproxen sodiummmmm #please kick iiiiiinnnnn #i love youuuuuu #but i am sleeeeppppyyyyyyyyyy #(singing)#uuughhhhhh why was i unable to brush my teeth for a week #stupid disabilities #i wasn't even able to brush them today either!!! i just rubbed some toothpaste on them and called it a day #speaking of which my TUMMY hurts from that so fuck you too actually #stupid tummy you never do me any good #i got my dad's stomach and #uuughhhhh whatever whatevererrrrrrr #jus.t uuuhgggghhhhh #let me go beddy-bye #RANTING AND RAVING

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dbphantom · 1 year

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Speaking of that trans one/pie/ce oc

Did I mention he's a obvious self insert bc I definitely should have by now. Like. Literally drawn as me if I was in the world of on/e/pie/ce, spoke to Ivankov, and also 7 years older. And I love him. Just wish he had a name... That's always the hardest part ;_;

#Cruddy rambles #if I were at my pc rn I'd showcase some of the doodles I have of him but alas...#If you ask him what the key around his neck is for he will tell you a very long story that ends in 'I don't know!'#He's a biologist specializing in lineage factor bc it's cool. But he has very bad memory so when he's asked about his work u can bet that #He's going to answer with '...... I FORGOT!!!'#I'm still working on his laugh but I do want it to be a bite/chew joke. Like bitatatata or smth.#He's got shark teeth like praline bc I love her design #He's also a Big Boy but you wouldn't know it as he's always curled in on himself while working #Until he stands up and you're like oh. Right. Merfolk can be bigger than normal humans.#Listen it's one piece if I get to be a merman and transition then I also get to be tall okay.#(relatively. Compared to some characters he's still part of the shorty squad but still...)#Also I... Am not entirely sure how the split tails ability works bc in the anime kokoro has skin on her legs. Then sometimes she has scales #And then other times when swimming she has a normal tail as well #So I'm under the assumption they can switch between 3 forms but who actually knows #Based on Kokoro's tail fin kick attack in enies lobby I made this boy a thresher shark. I thought it'd be fun >:)#He has good observation haki but mid armament. He knows merman combat and can manipulate water with it #He's not that great of a fighter compared to like yonko commanders or the worst generation. But he can hold his own in the new world

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witchwretch · 2 years

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kain suggests a joint bday bash :3c

libby accepts very warily (and yet with a teeny bloom of hope). they also want to know if there can be 2 cakes to allow for her dietary preference (vegan).

☾ BIRTHDAY WISHES // @fatedriven

#fatedriven #on her 6th birthday they invited their class to a roller skating party #no one showed up #and on their 12th bday she received a card anonymously #it was full of teeth #she is (understandably) very suspicious.........#and yet they still want companionship and so let's party!#libby will show off some of their magic just for kicks!#who's the dj and does kain have good taste in music

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spunky-scientist · 6 months

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i hate colds i dont even go anywhere besides work and have no idea where i got this thing

#casey complains #literally soaked in cleaners at work like 24/7 also #i had a (small) fever literally all yesterday and today its been cant breathe cant talk hellscape #i cant BREAATHEEE and i already took meds #good luck soldiers @ my teeth since i'll have to Mouth Breathe tonight i Guess #i work tomorrow but i already called out yesterday + i couldnt come in to cover today. obviously #so fingers crossed im mostly better tomorrow! going to bed after this so i can get some good sleep #i get up at 6:15 so!!!!#have to kick out my cat tho. :( girlie takes up half the bed

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dyeher · 4 months

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Warnings| slight size kink, slight cervix fucking, mirror sex.

“You’ve never had anyone this deep,” Katsuki muses. You assume he must have deduced this from your expression. From what you can make of it through your blurry vision, you look stunned. Disbelieving of how far inside you his cock is lodged.

He shifts his hips and your eyes cross. Katsuki chuckles. “Oh, sweetheart,” he coos. “That’s really fucking sad.” He withdraws from your body, hips sticky with your mixed arousal and slams into you with enough force to jostle you up the bed. Your lips part on a silent scream, your reflection in the mirror above Katsuki’s bed mocking you. His head blocks your view as he drags his tongue across your parted lips, dipping it inside of your mouth to coax you into a kiss.

Katsuki savors every shift in your expression. Gaze trained on the way your lips tremble each time he bumps into your g spot. The way your brows twitch downward when he grinds his cock into the sensitive, gummy walls. “Can’t believe no one has ever reached your g spot,” he laughs. He adjusts you slowly, lifting your thighs from around his waist to perch them on his shoulders. His weight sinks you into the mattress like this his cock reaching somewhere even deeper.

“This—” he smirks near your ear, grasping the fleshy lobe between his teeth as he cups your ass to hold you steady, his cock catches on something inside of you, a place that feels weird and sensitive, that has your legs threatening to kick out “—is your cervix, angel.”

Your lids flutter and Katsuki tuts. “Eyes open, baby,” he warns, words shaky. “Look at yourself,” he reminds you and your eyes immediately rise to the mirror on his ceiling, you can barely focus on anything but the bruising of your pussy under Katsuki’s fucking but your expression becomes burned into your brain. “You look so good getting good dick,” he laughs. “Fucked out and adorable.”

Some sort of your brain registers that you’ve scratched red marks into he pale skin of Katsuki’s back. That you can see the shifting muscles of his back with each of his thrusts. That you have a perfect view of his tight ass and the way those muscles flex. But in the forefront of your mind you can only hear Katsuki’s words.

“Good dick has you glowing,” he gloats. And you have to agree. You look good spread under him, eyes hazy and lips parted to gulp air into your lungs. “My dick has you glowing.”

You can only whine your agreement. You don’t think you’ve ever looked this debauched or felt this sexy getting fucked but once again Katsuki takes a first you don’t even know existed. You’re creaming around his cock before you even notice it and his pace barely even falters. He fucks you right through it words of encouragement whispered into your neck.

You lock eyes with your reflection and you swear it winks back at you. Finally, we’re getting the dick we deserve, echoes in your mind but you’re too cock drunk to decipher whether it’s a conscious thought or not. All you know is you agree.

#katsuki bakugo x you #katsuki bakugo x reader #katsuki x you #katsuki bakugo smut #bakugo smut #bakugo x reader #bakugo x you #mha: beyablade!#mha x y/n #mha x you #bnha x y/n #bnha x reader #mha smut #bnha smut

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k9wa · 12 days

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⟁ TOUCH. ft BOOTHILL.

⠀ — yearning for sensations long forgotten behind cool steel and blue blood.

⠀ OR

⠀ — you two can get along every once in a while.

⚠︎ mechanic!reader, rev comfort, boothill is a bit of a yearner, can you guys just fucking kiss already. gn reader wc 1.5k.

“you’re less obnoxious than usual,”

your voice snaps boothill out of his daze, eyes blinking quickly as he re-registers your hands in his torso messing with a few wires.

“you sick or something?”

the cyborg keeps his gaze down, watching the careful and precise movements of your hands, actions long practiced and refined.

it's a little surprising when a flirt or some quick quip doesn't follow your comment— only a small huff of air through his nose as boothill leans further back onto his palms.

“nah. i'm fit as a fiddle.”

you spare a glance up, right eyebrow raising just a tad. you don’t believe him, and boothill’s too clocked out to notice your distrust.

though you don’t comment– not until the cavity in his stomach is closed up and all his pieces are back in place.

“that should be better,” you wipe the oil off your hands with an old rag hung from one of your belt loops. “how's that scratch healing up?”

boothill again is pulled from his thoughts by your voice, cybernetic hand subconsciously moving to the mostly scabbed and healed over cut on his jaw— the one you patched and gave him an earful for getting in the first place.

“‘s fine,” he runs his fingers over it as if he could feel the roughened skin. they linger over it just a little too long. “barely there anymore. we all done here?”

it's another comment that leaves you with a weird feeling in your gut— he always hung around, dragged out his repairs longer than they needed to take just to spend more time with you. to mess with you, ruffle your feathers while you pretend you don’t know exactly what he’s doing. it's almost disappointing when he expresses his eagerness to leave. not to mention the lack of his usual vibrato or high energy is a tad unsettling.

he tries to sit up from your work bench, but your palm against his chest pushes him carefully back down and keeps him seated. unbeknownst to you, boothill actively chokes down the simultaneous urges to swat your hand away and clutch onto it. did you know how insane your touch that he couldn’t even feel was driving him? did you know that he’d had his teeth grit since stepping one boot into your shop— the shop that he was only able to enter after giving himself a firm slap to his own forehead?

“what's with you?”

you folded your arms over your chest, eyes focussed calculatingly on the cowboy sitting in front of you. though the brim of his hat covers a good portion of his face, and his head doesn’t seem too keen on lifting.

“what’s that s’posed t’mean?'' boothill doesn’t bother looking up, as expected.

“you look like a kicked dog.”

boothill scoffs. “ain’t no sugar coatin’ it with you, is there?”

“cmon,” you sigh, unfolding your arms to place them down on your table, caging either side of the cyborg’s hips. you give a slight lean forward as you put your weight down on them, and once more boothill’s caught between pushing you away or grabbing your shirt and pulling you closer.

“talk to me, it’s weird seeing you all quiet.”

“ain’t you the one always tellin’ me to shut up?”

“boothill.”

he tilted his head back with a quiet groan, steel thumb rubbing at one of his temples. it's embarrassing, really, what he’s so hung up about.

his thoughts drift to your hands on either side of him, that although calloused and stained with oil you’ll never be able to quite fully get out from under your fingernails, are still soft. human. not exactly delicate but not…clunky. or heavy.

he’s never really been one for vulnerability. where would he even begin? he’d hardened his interior to match the abrupt loss of his fleshy exterior. he didn’t feel he had a choice to do otherwise. now he’s left with the hyper awareness of just how bulky and inelegant he is— it’s not who he was before, not what he had. it never will be.

“…just missin’ the way i used to be, i s’pose. i dunno.”

his eyes still dodge yours, pulling the brim of his hat down to block out your face from his peripherals.

“just…forgettin’ things. how things feel against my fingers ‘n whatnot.” his words are half murmured, hesitant behind his lips.

if boothill had a stomach, it would have tightened and churned at your lack of a response. now he just feels silly, like you’re about to laugh in his face for the little bit of himself he’d just bared to you.

“not that i’m moppin’ about it or nothin’,” he quickly tries to save with a clear of his throat. “i mean, this ol’ hunk’a metal come in handy now and again, don’t it?” boothill straightens up a little bit, voice evening out.

he’s still waiting for you to say something. literally anything— to give a half assed acknowledgement and let him go or call him an idiot. he eagerly awaits for you to just get either over with.

but rather than option a, or b, or even c to z, what he receives is your hand on his cheek, guiding his head to look back forward at you.

…huh?

he feels frozen. your hand is so warm, it’s making his head feel fuzzy. it’s different than the occasional touch to his face from you, one to tilt his head up so you can see his neck or a lift of his eyelid to check on his eye.

it stays in place, long enough to make the area of his face you’re touching begin to warm as well. his eyes are locked with yours now, slightly wide and filled with uncertainty. he silently prays his cheeks aren’t blue.

“you can still feel here, right?” your question is so…innocent. it’s as if it’s the most simple thing in the world. your thumb slowly smoothing over his cheekbone is enough to make him feel utterly weak.

“…yeah. yeah, i can.”

he’s daring enough to put his hand overtop yours, keeping it in place. you smile slightly at that— not a teasing grin like usual, but a genuine one.

“you know,” your other hand brushes his bangs out of his eyes. boothill’s never been touched like this before, like he’s fragile.

“you don’t have to hide stuff from me.” right now, your voice is the most comforting thing he’s ever heard. he's blanking– you’re the only thing filling his senses. the smell of oil mixed with your body wash, the way you look at him as you speak, every part of it is so…grounding. it’s almost foreign, a sensation long forgotten behind layers of metal and code.

“i ain’t hiding things from ya, sugar plum.”

“quit it with that, okay?”

your brows furrow lightly as you lean dangerously close. boothill can feel your slow, calm breaths fanning his upper lip. he resists the urge to gulp.

“i know you. probably more than you think.” you tilt the brim of his hat up gently, keeping it out of the way. it’s true, no one’s ever seen him in the ways that you have. comfortable, a little smitten, on and off malfunctioning.

“i don’t like seeing you upset,” boothill’s circuits stutter once your forehead rested against his. “so just talk to me next time.”

it’s not a request, but it’s not a demand either. perhaps “invitation” is a more fitting term.

“can we…” boothill clears his throat softly again, fingers lightly tightening around your hand. “do you reckon we can stay like this for a lil’ while then?”

you nod.

“okay.”

you pull him a little closer, enough to place your cheek against his and give it a gentle nuzzle.

you’re warm. you’re soft. you smell good, feel good. he doesn’t want to let go.

one of boothill's arms snakes carefully around your waist, and slowly your chest is pulled flush against his while you’re stood between his legs. his face finds itself comfortably hidden in the crook of your neck, all while your thumb gently tracing the shell of his ear is enough to have him purring like a cat.

“you feel nice,” boothill says quietly, voice a bit rough. the rasp is endearing as always. “real nice, sugar.”

neither of you are sure how long you stay there, nor does boothill know when his hand began clutching your shirt as if he was afraid you would pull away. but the gentle whirl and hum of his internals are oddly soothing– like a built in white noise machine that puts your mind at ease.

boothill could have sat there forever, really. nudging his nose against the smooth skin of your neck and gripping tightly at what little physical feeling he had left.

you silently ponder kissing his temple, boothill silently ponders kissing your cheek. neither of you act.

“thank ya.” boothill's voice is nothing above a whisper. “been a while since…y’know.”

you nod slowly, fingers idly twirling a piece of hair that hangs over his ear.

“you’re sweet when you wanna be.” you can’t help but tease him just a little.

“cmon now, i’m always sweet for you, ain’t i?” and he can’t help but throw a flirt back.

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