#50/20

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

#talk tag #IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still) #(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'') #GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!! #one time i saw that a ​person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi. #they are TWIN BROTHERS. #not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this. #just horrible #also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you

[arundolyn]

today i bring you aba stimming. tomorrow? who knows

#aba #paracelsus #guilty gear #guilty gear strive #crow.gif #guilty gif #i love her so bad. fucked up silly little girlthing #huge fan of her and her illness #just hanging around. being sillay #took way too long to notice her shirt is pants it made me giggle. just chopped up some shorts and went Yeah thats a shirt #50 notes in under 20 minutes. i see were all not okay here JFJSJJFX

[snowdoesmusic]

Update on 50/20 mode: I have still not beaten it yet but I have been getting better times on it.

#UCN #Fnaf #five nights at freddy's #50/20 mode #50/20

[solroskajan]

I couldn't run from the vuzi thoughts any longer sorry.

#in my defense they have haunted me since the beginning #I have been thinking a lot about V lately #i have 50 alternate timelines in my head #Vuzi #murder drones #serial designation v #uzi doorman #I got carried away with the first one oops #have I been freed or will I have to draw them 20 more times? no idea

[driftsart]

Starscream and Skyfire's young years

#did you know Starscream wears glasses he just feels insecure about it so he rarely wears them? #digitalart #art #photoshop #character design #au #transformers #decepticons #autobots #redesign #original design #alternate universe #comic art #starscream #skystar #skyfire #here Starscream's about mid 20s or early 30s (in robot years) and Skyfire's around the same age just a tiny bit younger #Starscream's way older now hes around 50 now #i tried drawing backgrounds... never again lmfao

[rrat-king]

to whoever said that murph would start rolling good now that his character has glasses pls come up and collect ur reward

#45 out 50 damage is. so insane #d20 #fantasy high #brian murphy #riz gukgak #dimension 20 #fhjy #fhjy spoilers

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

Me, looking at this episode's trigger warnings: What do they mean, gore from 30 minutes to an hour 53? Like, constantly? It can't be constantly

Me, at 32:30:

#my posts #burrow's end #burrows end #burrows end spoilers #d20be #dimension 20 #dimension 20 spoilers #i was thinkin huh thats a very flat and rectangular bear #50 #100 #500 #1k

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

putting my prediction on record now that the coming decade is going to see the rise of viral-marketed fancy at-home water filtration systems, driving and driven by a drastic reduction in the quality of U.S. tap water (given that we are in a 'replacement era' where our current infrastructure is reaching the end of its lifespan--but isn't being replaced). also guessing that by the 2030s access to drinkable tap water will be a mainstream class issue, with low-income & unstably housed people increasingly forced to rely on expensive bottled water when they can't afford the up-front cost of at-home filtration--and with this being portrayed in media as a "moral failing" and short-sighted "choice," rather than a basic failure of our political & economic systems. really hope i'm just being alarmist, but plenty of this already happens in other countries, and the U.S. is in a state of decline, so. here's praying this post ages into irrelevance. timestamped April 2023

#apollo don't fucking touch this one #serious post #not a shitpost #hope i forget about this post and have no reason to ever look back on it one day #fyi i'm aware that access to potable water is already a major issue in parts of the U.S. yes i know flint michigan exists #i'm saying that this issue is going to GROW unless local & federal governments work together to fix it. #so it's a matter of if we trust them to fix it. And well--do you? #what are the chances the government just denies there's a problem until the water actually turns brown #at which point it's already been common knowledge for years and people have just become resigned and that's our new normal #i'm mean come on. how many of us already believe that we're being exposed to dangerous pollutants we don't know about and can't avoid #like that's pretty much just part of being a modern consumer. accepting that companies will happily endanger your life for a few pennies #and the most you'll get is like a $50 gift card as part of a class action rebate 20 years down the line #probably the history books will look back on Flint as a warning and a harbinger that went ignored #luxury condos will advertise their built-in top-of-the-line filtration systems--live here and you can drink water straight from your tap! #watch the elite professional class putting $700 dyson water filtration systems on their wedding registry #while the rest of us figure out how to fit water delivery into our grocery budget while putting 90% of our paycheck towards rent #also eggs are $15

[kyjen-r]

#kylie jenner #10 #20 #30 #40 #50 #60 #70 #80 #90 #100 #1000

[tea-time221]

snrrkkk mimimimimi

good morning wyllstarion nation -holds this post out like its birdseed in my palms-

#ive scrolled thru like the same 50 posts in the wyllstarion tag #im so desperate for content #the pose in the first image took me a collective 4 hours i hope it looks right heart emoji ! #i am completely enamoured by these guys its insane #bg3 #here goes the 20 different tags for this damn pairing #wyllstarion #bloodfrontier #bloodpact #bloodblade #wyll #astarion #farts n sharts #baldur's gate 3

[florshedworf]

OH MY GOD???

#worf opens their big mouth #I LOVE THAT #hk #described #20 #30 #50 #100 #500 #1k

[luckthebard]

Another art related comment: I am once again begging the CR fandom to be normal about aging.

People get crows feet in their late 20s/early 30s, people can start to go gray in their 30s (and earlier!), none of this is “premature” and it will happen to you one day, embrace it.

#critical role #cr discourse #for a fandom watching people approaching their 50s roleplay these characters #people sure get weird as hell when their drawn looking older than 20

[despazito]

They split bisexuality into 300 dutchies like pre-unified Germany and they're all at war

#having 50/50 and 20/80 split preference are both equally bisexual we don't need separate words for each possible bi experience #sorry speaking my truth #its like folks are allergic

[truly-sincerely]

Comprehensive Dead Three Timeline

Outdated! I've made a new timeline!

Obviously there's varying amounts of speculation here, but I believe this is as close to a reasonable order of events as can be achieved with current, in-game information

1460s

Enver Flymm sold to Raphael by his parents, renamed Gortash

Gortash learns about the Crown of Karsus while a prisoner of Raphael

1470s

Gortash escapes the House of Hope

Gortash gets involved with black market arms dealing

Durge begins their serial killing spree in Baldur’s Gate

The Emperor dominates Duke Stelmane

1480s

Gortash establishes a cult of Bane in Baldur’s Gate

Gortash approaches Durge about an alliance

Hall of Wonders test mission - Durge gets Bhaalist memorabilia - Gortash gets a bunch of Gondian designs - Durge & Gortash get companionship

Gortash trades Karlach to Zariel for infernal machinery & iron

Baldur’s Gate’s Beloved Ranger statue goes missing

Gortash recruits Franc Peartree to distribute infernal iron weapons

Gortash moves against the Zhentarim & Knights of the Shield

Wyll Ravengard enters pact with Mizora, leaves Baldur’s Gate

1490s

Dead Three made aware of the Crown of Karsus (most likely informed by Gortash) - Gortash becomes Bane’s Chosen - Durge becomes Bhaal’s chosen - Gortash & Durge are instructed to recruit Ketheric

Gortash tells Durge about the Crown of Karsus

They visit Ketheric and learn of the illithid colony under Moonrise

Gortash & Durge visit the House of Hope (for intel on Mephistar?)

Gortash & Durge raid Mephistar - They get the Crown of Karsus - They get the book on the accelerated grand design

Gortash captures the Emperor

Gortash & Durge return to Moonrise - Their identities are kept secret from Ketheric’s people - Durge impresses the Moonrise Gnolls, but not Steelclaw - Ketheric yells at Durge in the throne room for unknown reason

Durge proposes their plan to the Elder Brain who accepts

Raid on the illithid colony - Durge puts the Crown on the Elder Brain - Orin gets Durge alone during the raid & stabs them in the head - Orin tadpoles Durge, making them the first True Soul - Orin leaves Durge in an illithid pod - Orin tells the Chosen she now speaks for the Temple of Bhaal - Orin likely told Gortash, Ketheric, and Balthazar something vague about Durge’s disappearance being related to Durge’s religious crisis and let their imaginations do the rest

1492

Durge breaks out of their pod & is found by Kressa Bonedaughter

Gortash gets weird and intense with unethical experiments - Some futzing to get the tadpoles to consistently remain in stasis - This is when the name ‘True Souls’ gets coined - Extremely questionable fun with brains - Getting the Absolute’s voice sorted out - Tadpoling his parents - Poorly conceived experiments on children & their parents

Isobel is resurrected by the Dead Three

Minsc captured by Absolutists at recruitment rally in the Undercity

Minthara Baenre is recruited by Orin and Ketheric

Gortash has the Iron Throne converted to hold hostages

Gortash presents prototype Steel Watcher to the city council

Jaheira tracks cult to shadow-cursed land, meets Isobel

Elturel falls into Avernus

The brain sends the Chosen dreams about the Astral Prism

Gortash researches the Prism, finds out that Vlaakith has it

Gortash tells Ketheric to send a team to get the Prism - A nautiloid piloted by the Emperor and other illithid is sent - Kressa’s husband arranged for Durge to be on the nautiloid

Gortash deploys Steel Watch in Lower/Outer City

At this point Elturel is no longer in Avernus

Nautiloid picks up Shadowheart & the Prism from Astral Plane

Nautiloid picks up Lae’zel (?)

Nautiloid picks up Gale (?) & Astarion in Baldur's Gate

Nautiloid picks up Karlach & Wyll in Avernus

Nautiloid crashes, game begins

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #bg3 timeline #The Dead Three #Lord Enver Gortash #Ketheric Thorm #Orin the Red #The Dark Urge #The Emperor #Shadowheart #Lae'zel of K'liir #Gale of Waterdeep #Gale Dekarios #Astarion Ancunin #Karlach Cliffgate #Wyll Ravengard #The Blade of Frontiers #High Harper Jaheira #Minsc of Rashemen #If you want older Gortash you can have him sold in the 50s and escape in the 60s #but I don't think he's older than 40 based on I'm 41 and his parents look younger than my parents #I tried not to editorialize #but I failed #Durge killing spree began in 1477 #Duke Stelmane became the Emperor's thrall in 1479 #Karlach was sold in 1482 #Beloved Ranger statue disappeared in 1482 #Wyll pacted to Mizora in 1485 #Nautiloid crashed 20 Eleasias 1492

[protectcosette]

people who watch videos with the volume on in public spaces should be executed

#IM ON AMTRAK AND SOMEONE HAS THEIR SHIT ON SO LOUD I CAN HEAR IT FROM 2+ ROWS AWAY WITH NOISE CANCELLING HEADPHONES ON #certified protectcosette original #autism #20 club #50 club #100 club #200 club #300 club #500 club

[ukiyoebirds]

While broken bonds mend, some things never change.

@krazycat6167 helped workshop the joke.

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#references are life #digital art #comic #humor #overwatch hanzo #overwatch fanart #overwatch art #overwatch 2 #overwatch #hanzo shimada #genji shimada #overwatch genji #overwatch fancomic #fanart #Genji is out for blood #Hanzo is trying #in his own way #Blizzard writes Hanzo like he’s in his 50s #And Genji like he is in his late 20s early 30s #But the timeline doesn’t line up that way… #Hanzo started getting grey hairs when he was 14 #He has never recovered since #siblings #Genji is the student of thr ultimate sass master zenyatta after all