so i'm on penicillin for my slightly infected tooth (again) and they have once again prescribed 4x a day like. fuck me. am i the only person on earth who realises how awkward that is i know i have adhd so time management whomst and all but like
"no food 1h before or after taking"
four times a day
@ prescribers: sit with that for a minute would ya. just give it a wee think through. roll it around the old noggin. and then prescribe it 3x daily instead please god
tomorrow I’m planning to go to a pole class then for an ocean swim and to look at a market and then seeing a movie with new friend. And i’m a bit stressed because I have planned these three things which are all over an hour via PT away from each other. the buses just aren’t reliable enough for this to all go to plan. And so I am accepting the possibility of missing the pole class (I will only actually book it once I’m sitting on the bus), and actually not accepting missing the train to the swim spot :( i wanna swim! Accepting that if i miss that train I’ll be sad. I’ll find something nice to do with that time if I do anyway. Maybe buy a croissant and eat it in a park. Go to a museum/gallery. Walk around! Buy some work shoes.
the problem with constantly getting obsessed with songs and listening to that one song on repeat nothing else for 2 weeks is that fully half of my playlist is made up of these little sound rocket launchers that will forcibly eject me from the present and send me to whenever those 2 weeks were
i went to two wrong buildings before i found my class :( now i’m late and too sweaty and don’t want to burden the person who im going to sit next to so i’m fanning myself in the hallway before i go in
Dan posted this video that gave us a HUGE peek into Martin's notes about episodes they're working on...
Screenshots (with about 90% ID of what's visible, bless his handwriting) under the cut! Fair warning, it's long, but there's a lot going on here, and it's so much to think about!
picture 1:
?????
chicken head funnier
picture 2: (first page)
Reactionator
?
Speakers all over town
People's phones
Therapist Doof
& Candace
Therapist thinks she is crazy but is tactful
The shrink is delusional
? ? exercise
that is the catalyst for
Cand. being delusional
Candace "It's A Wonderful Life" --
After actual bust C sees
everyone doing much worse
she feels sad
Family - I think you
discuss it
Cruise Ship - P&F
Van/Doof Last chance to
Candace A / Perry back
(second page)
Doof's DEI W/A C's Therapist
Doof same therapist
Ferb is next a speech therapist
Doof trauma-dumping on therapist
Therapist "The real self-destruct
button is in your head"
Therapist does ex(?)nemesis - therapist
Therapist sees - "WAIT, I GET IT, what
Candace is doing gets taken away by what HE'S DOING--"
(note going down side of page) GUEST ON DOOFENPUSS
Doof ? regular ?
? - but she
can't ? this because of
C ? Confidential
ALL DANVILLE
Doof and Vanessa on cruise
ALL CHARACTERS
?
Reactionator
blackmail secret
I ever tell you
w/Lindana whose solved mysteries
picture 3:
(script on the table) (our first potential season 6 title?)
PHINEAS AND FERB
"VANESSAY"
Written by Martin Olson & Olivia Olson
picture 4:
Vanessay
Change tennis to playground
Roger & slushy guy not zapped
Rog. - reflects ray w/ his
teeth - set up teeth first
Doof: strong jaw -
Agent T thumbnotes
"Up the chimney is a weird visual pun"
Stacy: "You know we have a front door."
C & Stacy w/ambient sounds
joke sequence - cut down?
Mono - "Four seasons of this show"
Why did I ? ? ?
To Liv for Vanessay Playground -
see how ? ? trap sets
scene - a handled window box
Stacy: "Hey ? I ? ANIMAL NOISES!"
CUT TO BLACK
Stacy pushes ? out of doorway
Dimin: after "Shorty" - No prize is worth this!
picture 5:
T For Teen
For Liv - SC 916
Perry leaps into air & does triple flip & lands ready to fight
Pitch n buttons for each
Exec note - Thurs - T For Teens
1:48 end of C/Stacy annual
? sudden cut to end ?
w "napkins"
MEAP - PT2
S&P CONCERNS
(I cannot make this bit out to save my life. Martin what in the world my dude)
picture 6:
Meap pt 2 - thumbnotes
22 to Meap - "Uh-uh! An
ship ? us away!" (clumsy)
Fix pronunciation "St. Lois" joke
C is shushed by Meap
Tidy up - don't have everyone say
"Don't forget to flush"
C pressing red button to explode ?
ship sucks
Brenda joke sexist
"No one tracks you through the universe
more than your wife"
picture 7:
501 PT1
Exec notes - bigger intro of Doof instead of him on yearbook
10:27 Buf. throw away Constitution
Irving beat #2 too quick to nerd
Deconstructing thumbatic
Instead of "psychosis" "phantasma"
607 - Isa hair -
704 OWCA shredding SC
C feels good - "? ? that every day"
12 min: Viewers see The Murder Board
Biblio Blast anim. notes
Perry incompetent - smashes
into Doof's roof
Cut down - plants surrounding/attacking
Cut down Doof/Per table start
w/Doof "We have to HIT SELF DESTRUCT"
picture 8:
(page 1)
song by the paver
the wind makes
love w/each other again
around us - it all seems so real
meaning confounds us - cuz nothing's revealed
we're SW in love w/each other again
Middle 1:
From nothing we hustle
Towards each other again
Our love seems to circle
Without any end
V3:
The cloud of unknowing
has such beautiful colors
But where is it all going
? towards one another?
we're SW - in love w/each other again
Middle 2:
We seek out each other
Every time we appear
Sometimes we find another
Before we disappear
INSTRUMENTAL W/DANCING SKELETON
(page 2)
Middle 3:
The breeze says to hug her
And show how we feel
Slowly healing each other
Every turn of the wheel
Repeat V1: So basically -
We're SW
Along by the river
We sit on a porch and
The wind makes us shiver
We're SW in love w/ each other again
We're SW in love w/ each other again
JOSH - The paver of
picture 9:
While
Dance
says to hug her
how we feel
healing each other
turn of the wheel
Repeat V1:
(So basically)
We're SW
Alone by the river
We sit on the ? and
The wind makes us shiver
We're SW
In love w/each other again
picture 10:
Swampy
is trapped
back
build something
element
State Triangle
"It's like the Berm[uda Triangle]
totally different
(Teen lounge)
& P&F build
too much like
Dan wants
PLANE to
Doof is
the ship
Jon said we turn
strong where Doof is
in the clouds - there's
picture 11:
It's a whole new summer Perry (reblog if u cried)
Earthquake
Mom is laughing so hard she can't look
Staring contest - Try not to laugh
Candace has to be ? at
Jeremy's larping tournament
but she laughs
picture 12:
Perry sick,
"Can you take
Candace
P&F canoe race
Laughtrack-inator
Start ? - reveal
Doof hits them w/a
Doof keeps cranking it up
Doof rises wall of ?
behind at ?
Laugh-inator
Cut to surgeon heart
Norm: Good mg. sir
Doof: But I programmed you to
picture 13: (this is another view of the page in picture 2, but this one reveals slightly more at the bottom, nothing too noteworthy added except for this)
DONT OPEN UR WINDOW FOR HOBIE BROWN AT 3 AM 😱😱‼️‼️💯💯 (REAL) (NOT FAKE)
i don't post. or write fanfictions. this is the first and last fanfic ill write - there just isn't enough hobie brown fics out there. hopped on and said fine ill do it myself 😞 !
also i didnt proofread this 😭
wc: idk might be long tho
tags or desc or whatevr: hobie brown x fem!reader smut, hobie smut, hobie x fem!reader, fingering (r receiving), riding, kinda slow burn (i think), friends to luvas
shmut unda the cut ‼️
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you sat idly in your bed, scrolling through tiktok and giggling every once in a while. you twisted and turned until your gazed lifted from the endless videos and you saw the time: 3 a.m., causing you to plug up your lit up rectangle and turn away from it, hand under the pillow and the other reaching to pull up the covers in an effort to warm your shivering body.
however, your best friend, hobie, had other plans. minutes later, your phone lit up and you flipped back over angrily, trying to get used to the flash of light in your darkened room.
hobs 🎸
open ur window? got hurt need sum help :)
3:45 a.m.
you furrowed your brows as you leaned up to be able to type.
hobs 🎸
open ur window in a min? got hurt need sum help
3:45 a.m.
it's 3:45 hobie ... 😭
3:46 a.m.
you waited for his response, letting out a frustrated huff when he didn't respond for a full 4 minutes. as you rested your head on the pillow once again, you heard another ping from your phone as it lit back up one more time.
hobs 🎸
open ur window in a min? got hurt need sum help
3:45 a.m.
it's 3:45 hobie ... 😭
3:46 a.m.
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says right here 3:46 ?
3:49 a.m.
you were about to comment on his witty remark until you heard repeated knocks on your left window. as you got up, you discovered a tall handsome male clad in a spidersuit and some plaid trousers leaning down and grinning back at you, pointing to the windowsill. opening the window, he crawls in, lifts up his mask, and lands on your desk chair, groaning.
"what ha-" you started, but you saw his face riddled with wounds and the gashes zigzagging his chest. you closed your mouth and pointed your finger to him. "stay right there, hobie. don't snoop around. i'll be right back with the first-aid kit." you ran out of the room, hearing him shout back at you.
"won't!" hobie shouts from your room, and you can hear the smile in his words.
you return with the first aid kit, and true to his word -- surprisingly, or so you think -- hobie is in the same spot. you settle in between his long, manspreaded legs, tending to his facial wounds. you try not to notice his burning gaze on you as he tilts his head up for you to tend to his wounds. you can see his adams' apple in your peripheral version and you're trying oh so hard to mind your business. to do what he asked you to. to focus. he's your best friend, and all he asked of you was to tend to his wounds.
but when your fingers start to fumble on his face and you drop a bandaid, you're forced to bend down. you're forced to bend down in between his manspreaded legs, and when your cheek accidentally grazes the tent in his trousers on the way down, you realize how difficult this is going to be and you swear you can hear something -- a sound -- emerge in his throat before he clears his throat.
you decide to ignore it however, resurfacing and continuing on his face, trying to ignore the new grin he's wearing and the telltale half-lidded eyes on display for you.
"hobie, stop." you gnaw on your lip, trying not to look at his eyes.
"stop what?" hobie speaks, causing his grin to widen.
"whatever the hell you're doing." your eyes flicker to his lips as his tongue darts out to lick his lips, and you pray he didn't notice.
he shrugs and lifts up his hands in faux surrender. "haven't done a thing luv." he smiles.
however, when hobie goes to put his hands back down, they don't land back on his thighs. instead, they land on your hips. your breathing quickens and hobie seems to take notice of this because you notice his grin widens.
after getting sidetracked and going to his chest wounds so that you wouldn't have to look at that annoyingly pretty ass face of his, you finish tending to his chest wounds and return to his facial wounds to finish sewing them back up too. but when you travel up, hobie's hands do too. his index fingers -- that were hooked under your shirt-- slide up, and he reveals your pink panties, and you catch him looking down to see the gold he's dug up.
"hobie, hands to yourself." you shakily breathe out, trying to focus on his face. you said all this, but you also made no effort to remove his hands off of you, and he seems to have realized.
"yeah? should i really now? you can remove 'em at any time, luv. but you're not. why is that?" he tilts his head to the side to give you better access to a particular wound. you refuse to answer his question, so his deep voice dripping in a cockney accent emerges from his throat once more to ask the question again. "hm?" he asks, his right hand traveling to your back to arch your back and push you into him, so you can feel his boner in between your legs, and this elicits a short, cut off whimper out of you that he obviously takes pride in, as his smile is now handsomely toothy.
"fu-- hobie, please," your hands falter as you continue flimsily working on his face.
"please wha'?" hobie says. "gotta tell me what you want. use your words, huh?" and with that, he hooks his long fingers under your pretty pink panties, tracing the rim.
his eyes never left yours as he did all of this, and it was apparent to you that he had no shame.
but you didn't either, because when his fingers were removed from the band of your panties, you whined for him. for the loss of his touch where you needed it most.
"do you need something?" hobie questions, innocently raising his eyebrow, hands traveling to graze your stomach.
you shake your head, biting your lip, scared to open your mouth just incase anything unwanted slipped out.
"good." he says, grinning from ear to ear as his hand dips to your pooling cunt, nearly dripping on the floor as he pulls your panties to the side, leaving you hissing and your hands fumbling on his face.
"oh no, can't have that doc. pay attention baby. i like how my face looks," he says cockily, rubbing tight circles around your clit.
"mh', hobie, please..." you say, starting to lose feeling in the cold tips of your fingers.
"told ya to use your words luv." he says, dipping one nimble finger into your dripping hole, eliciting a moan out of you and he seems to swallow it as it leaves your throat.
it wasn't long before he slipped another finger into you, fucking you on his fingers slowly, refusing to curl his fingers up to hit that spot of yours that you needed so badly. you set your tools aside and he stopped moving completely, tutting at you before you picked the tools back up, and he resumed his slow, torturous pace in your cunt.
"jus' like that baby," he coos after you finish closing up another wound, struggling to keep your composure as his pace starts to go at a cut-throat speed, his digits expertly doing a 'come here' motion against your gummy walls, making you drop your tools once more. he returns to your clit and picks up his pace -- as if it wasn't fast enough already --, making you moan and squirm on his deft fingers. "hobie--" you start, getting cut off by a moan as your grip on his shoulders tighten. "fuck-- please, please, please, please.." you chant. you noticed his gaze wasn't on yours anymore, it was on the way your slick pooled in his palm so mesmerizingly.
"fuck... that's it baby." he said as you broke apart on his fingers after one more thrust up into your dripping cunt, causing you to cum all over his fingers, all for him, on him, leaving you moaning and shaking on his fingers.
his gaze returned to yours, your face furrowed and your lips glistening from spit, hobie looked you in the eye, making sure you saw him lick all of your taste off of his long fingers, leaving his mouth with an overly lewd 'pop' sound. he then reached for you and pulled you closer to make out with you, exchanging spit. you could taste yourself on his tongue, causing you to moan into his mouth.
you thought you were done, and you were in bliss, making out with hobie brown, forgetting all about his boner. he was going to make sure you took care of it just like he took care of you, which is why he unzipped his trousers and let you feel his cock spring up rubbing against your stomach.
you looked down in shock. there was no way that was going to fit in you. he was crazy. "hobie, that's not gonna fit," you say, gaze fixated on his angry red tip.
"yes it is luv. jus' sit on it, yeah?" hobie says, motioning to it.
you lift your hips, folds grazing the head of his dick. you start to sink down on it, and you let out a loud moan when the tip entered you. you refused to move anymore, looking at him with furrowed brows before he tore his gaze from where you two conjoined and looked at your facial expression.
"fine... gotta do everythin' me fuckin' self don't i?" hobie mumbles, before grabbing onto your hips and slamming you down onto the base of his cock, causing a loud moan and mixed in whimpers to rip out of you.
"shit... hobs..." you say, resting your head on his shoulder, closing your eyes and indulging in the full feeling.
this only lasted for a couple of seconds due to how impatient your best friend was. soon, you heard a laugh followed by an "i know. fuckin' mesmerizin' innit?" hobie says, lifting your hips on his cock, before pushing you back down, eliciting a whimper out of your chest, causing you to reemerge and start bouncing yourself on his cock.
"fuck yes..." hobie says, groaning. "jus' like that baby. c'mon."
this made you bounce faster and start moving your hips around. hobie started to meet you in the middle with thrusts, the air becoming hot and steamy and filled with the mixture of your moans.
"oh my.. ha--...hobie..." your nails dug into his back as he thrust up into you. he didn't respond, but he started to trace circles around that pretty little nub of yours. "gonna cum for me baby? cum for me yeah? come on, all over my dick. cum for me please, i want it so badly. need you to cum all over my dick for me, please luv," hobie shamelessly whined in your ear.
and fuck, did he get what he asked for. his words sent you over the edge, making you cum all over that long-ass dick of his, forming a pretty white ring around the base of his cock as your cum dripped and followed the winding paths of his bulging veins. he noticed your eyes were off of his and on the enchanting scene in between you both, and with that he took your jaw in his hand and forced you to look him in the eyes. "keep ye fuckin' eyes on me, yeah?" he said in between heavenly groans that made you wonder if you could get wetter than you already were.
as he fucked you through your orgasm, stars formed in your vision and tears clouded your eyes as hobie groaned into your ear. with one more jerk up into your dripping cunt, hobie -- your 'best friend', need i remind you -- spilled his seed into you, slipping out of you, carrying you to your bed and fucking all of his escaping cum right back into your cunt with two digits, sticking the same two down your throat.
"suck." he ordered, and you followed.
he pulled your panties right back over your slick folds and laid beside you like he didn't just take your soul from you, fuck it, and return it to your body.
"i think i like you," is all that british motherfucker says, facing you with an annoying -- but incredibly attractive at that -- shit-eating grin.
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authors note:
i did this in under 3 hours dont criticize anything please ill cry
hobie brainrot is going crazy rn!!!! give him more love so i dont have to anymore!!!