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[pupgrandma2]

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[michelisboutique]

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[0800-her]

"aww whats wrong sweetheart? you look sore..." Miguel dragged his fingers up from your dripping hole to tap lightly on your clit, hissing out an amused laugh when you whined out desperately. this was his favorite game to play with you. the one where he would dip his fingers inside of your cunt until you were gasping and crying for him. he wanted to break you soo bad, ruin you for anyone else so he could make sure you came back to him every time, with legs open and shameless pleas. "your beautiful like this y'know? my pretty baby hmm?"

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[motaedu]

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[milksteakkk]

really funny how people will use hobie drinking as proof hes an adult as if underage drinking culture isnt a massive thing over here

#most pub owners dont give a fuck lmao #spiderman atsv #hobie brown #miles morales #punkflower #0800 chats shit #by over here i mean in the uk

[ocean-sunfish-hater]

Made a summoning circle at work and the demon on the other side was just pushing the hugest turd I've ever seen through it? Apparently customer service just isn't a thing these days.

#DO NOT use 0800-TORIES for your demonic rituals #they just laughed in my face and told me i was too poor? #completely ruined my ritual #it smelt so strongly of sulfur

[laesas]

This week's batch of ex Build stans are so funny - "I can excuse beating women but I draw the line at Being A Little Bit Mean To Another Man" come on now 💀

#its so on the nose I can't fjsjfjdjfjejfhdhfj #'Ive supported him for so long but now bible apo and the others have unfollowed after he called them ugly and poor I can no longer stan :(' #girl HUH #please say you are not basing your moral compass on who jeff and apo and bible follow on Instagram fjdjfhdhfjdhfhdhfb #0800-Spineless

[auntymurda]

shygirl so damn pretty…

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[sphoenix79]

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[vamprisms]

what the hell is going on over there (succession watchers)

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[michelisboutique]

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[0800-her]

Istg u need to write a full on whole smut with Miguel IM BEGGING YOUUU PLEASE 😰🙇‍♂️

IN A HEARTBEAT. Sorry i suck at making long fics. my brain just LKJHGFGHJK

Miguel x fem!reader I WANTED TO CALL HIM PAPI SAUURR BAD...SO I DID AHHAHA.

Miguel is a thighs guy right. So when your riding him HE'S OBSESSED. He loves the curves and dips of your body sooo much it drives him insane. All of you is almost too much for him to handle, he's so down bad for you...but when your riding him?

His hands continue to knead on your thighs while you lift your self from his hips only to fall back down with a whine. "aw good girl..." Miguel encouraged, squeezing your thighs, "doing so good for me baby~" his hands traveled up from your thighs to your waist, where he guided your body up and down to meet his half thrust. he looks up at you and presses a kiss to your neck with a smile. you look so fucked out. your body is quivering from his touch, his every movement making you overstimulated. he knows you love it though. he knows you adore him fucking you out until your bubbling at him to stop yet begging him to keep going. "pa-papi... m'tired mhhm," you attempted to force out a sentence but his cock pushing on your cervix was driving you crazy, the only thing you could thing of was his fat cock pushing you past your limits and the puddle of wetness that had pooled underneath where you and Miguel were connected. you were met with a harsh laugh in response and you felt his hand travel down to press on your clit. "but baby, you were the one that was getting all sassy on me weren't you? you said you could take it if I let you ride it didn't you say that? but now..." his other hand slithered around to pull harshly at your hair. "but now your telling me your too tired to bounce on my cock?" he's so mean to you, his comments make tears leak from your eyes. "mghh pleease Miguel? m'so tired~ p-please it hurts nghh ah~" he's always had a begging kink, so when you grovel like this it immediately throws him off edge. and who is he to deny you? your his princess are you not? "aw of course baby, anything you want, daddy's sorry m'kay? daddy will make it up to you i promise..." he lifts you up and off his cock, watching as he falls out of you with a wet slap. you whine as you feel everything pour out of your used cunt and he turns you over so your tummy is on the bed. "arch that back for me yeah? put that ass all the way up m'kay? good girl~" with your ass up like this, Miguel can see your pretty pussy lips, all wet with your slick, glistening and gleaming almost daring him to lean down and suck it all off. it's making him INSANE so of course to distract himself he shoves his entire length inside you, earning a high pitched moan from you. "it's like sloppy seconds with you isn't it? always so wet, always ready to take me, thighs always wet cos your a slut that lets her cunt juice run down her thighs right?" he couldn't help grabbing your hips and throwing you up against him while you cry into pillows, moans muffled but still heard. He loves you like this, back arched and begging. It makes him cum every time. Loves watching you shiver and groan from the feeling he gives you when he fills you with his cum, making sure your nice and full and DEFINATLY pregnant before he lets you sleep~

#miguel o'hara #across the spiderverse #miguel o hara x reader #miguel o'hara smut #miguel ohara x y/n #spiderman #spiderman 2099 #spiderman into the spiderverse #~0800~her~

[motaedu]

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[milksteakkk]

im sorry but i think its so fuckin nasty when people blame trent for his elimination in island when he was literally assaulted and then blamed for it like what 😭

#no it actually makes me mad #anyways !! not his fault heather was a fucking freak for that ^_^ #0800 chats shit #total drama #tdi #td trent #trent td #td heather #heather td #is this a risky post. #nah its just true actually

[themarydragon]

One of the worst feelings I know is when my person is getting wheeled away into surgery.

However it is immediately replaced by fuck yeah coffee and donut time, one of my top-ten favorite feelings.

#its too early for all these feels #0645 report for 0800 knife time #i usually get up at 9 #fairly routine and superficial procedure #but his nonpharma pain management should be working again #hooray tech #dunks across from the VA hospital is HOPPIN #me #me irl

[sallytwo]

just had a dream where there was a new star trek series called dreamscape and the protagonist had the same name as me and there was another character called pony and they were lesbians for each other.

THIS IS SO AWESOME… BIRDS AND PONY…. i actually had a star trek dream last week where me and my bridge cadet friends got isekaied into the star trek universe but instead of like taking in the wonder and joy of the universe my friend got put on report for telling an officer to kill himself (it was definetly a canon character but i cannot remember who. maybe geordi???) and my other two friends were bitching about how stupid their star charts were. meanwhile i threatened to quit starfleet because they put me on the CURSED DAY SHIFT # FUCK DAY WATCH!!!

#IM A GRAVEYARD SHIFT GIRL UNTIL I DIE. DONT PUT ME ON THE CURSED 0400-0800 .