#*shows my friend a bruise* ‘note to self: do not knee countertops while changing.’

[captain-daryn]

True friends offer to help you steal blood from someone less deserving instead of judging you

#this is from an actual conversation I just had #*shows my friend a bruise* ‘note to self: do not knee countertops while changing.’ #them: ‘kneeing countertops is good for your bones but not good for your skin or blood vessels.’ #me: *can’t quite remember what I said but it said something to do with thine vessels* #them: ‘just make more blood or take it from someone less deserving.’ #me: ‘I’d rather just find someone less deserving then.’ #them: ‘I’ll get you a bucket.’ #me: ‘true friend material right there.’ #chaotic duo #chaotic energy #chaotic little gremlin #chaotic bastard #chaos chats #chaos