#*inventory or papers

[triflesandparsnips]

Accidentally started rereading Northanger Abbey, and was sudden reminded all over again that Jane Austen is, in fact, fucking hilarious.

NA is her parody/satire of Gothic novels at the time, and she starts the book by choosing violence-- she describes the "tragedy" of the main character, Catherine Morland, a girl Determined to be a Heroine even though ALL ODDS are against her: she has a sane father who doesn't lock up his daughters, a healthy mother who didn't die in childbirth, no preternatural talent for music or drawing through which to reveal her Deepest Soul, and-- most shockingly of all-- absolutely zero love interests for whom she can wander the hills mourning their starcrossed fates until she wastes away from the sheer Sentimentality of it all.

But don't worry! She's got this FIGURED OUT. She KNOWS why she has not yet found her TRUE LOVE:

There was not one lord in the neighbourhood; no—not even a baronet. There was not one family among their acquaintance who had reared and supported a boy accidentally found at their door—not one young man whose origin was unknown. Her father had no ward, and the squire of the parish no children.

But when a young lady is to be a heroine, the perverseness of forty surrounding families cannot prevent her. Something must and will happen to throw a hero in her way.

(SPOILER: She is introduced to a mysterious young man who lives in an ABBEY, which everyone knows means he has a DEEPLY MYSTERIOUS SECRET PAST and is maybe a TRAGIC HERO or even a ROMANTIC MONSTER and either way this is IT this is Catherine's TIME TO SHINE she is going to get a good grade in DOOMED LOVE, a thing that is normal to want and--)

(...meanwhile Henry Tilney-- an ordinary guy who never expected "get cast as the Hero in some Grand Gothic Romance" to show up on his bingo card-- starts wondering when exactly he started finding Catherine's attempts to locate bloody daggers in his linen closet charming.)

#Catherine: *literally breaks into a foreboding cabinet in the middle of the night - finds illegible papers no doubt related to murder* #Catherine: *accidentally blows her own candle out while trying to just lower the flame for Effect - proceeds to freak out* #Catherine: *woken up next day by a maid - the cabinet was a linen closet - the papers were inventory of sheets n shit* #Henry Tilney: “Why are you like this? And WHY am I apparently into it?? #Catherine: *too busy trying to stare through the keyhole of the abbey's Forbidden Rooms #totally doesn't hear him* #jane austen #northanger abbey #austen: both a diamond thief AND a talented humorist #give me a time machine and a dinner invite and I would 100% try and flirt with her #GIVE THIS TO ME SCIENCE

[takahikohayashi]

D-23.Jan.2018 Takahiko Hayashi 林孝彦 2019

pigment acrylic ink on paper/ original emulsion base image size: 42.2x28.0cm (Japanese Gampi paper) paper size: 54.0x39.3cm (Hahnemuhle5761)

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[luvring]

gojo "throughout heaven and earth, i alone am the honoured one" satoru is coming home

#jujutsu kaisen #💬nia.rambles #THEYRE COMINGGG #im going to start shredding up paper with my teeth. #the shot of geto offering his hand. oh i cant breathe #didnt expect takehito koyasu as toji but. im sure its alright #HIDDEN INVENTORY ARC! (said through tears) #jjk

[mochi-chan-2006]

Secret Neighbor kids (redraw)

This new version is better than the old one from 2021 lol.

I haven't drawn on paper in a long time.

Old version from 2021.

(They look terrible. TwT)

#mochi-chan-2006 #hello neighbor #secret neighbor #redraw #brave #scout #bagger #inventor #inventory #leader #maritza esposito #ezno esposito #trinity bales #finch #delroy #on paper #promarkers #mochi chan 2006

[willowcrowned]

it took me four straight hours but I have FINISHED the draft for the phonological grammar for dathomiri and boy HOWDY do I want to keel over and die

#i should establish that it’s not my fault I had to do this all in one day #I’ve just been That Sick and now my life is a game of catch up #even with the paper extension I got #it’s a shame too bc I would have loved to do more with it than a stress system some phonotactics and a few rules for fun #this is the stuff I LIKE this is the stuff I’ve actually STUDIED #like the grammar won’t be HORRIBLE but I’m not going to try to do anything crazy with it #bc I just. don’t really care about grammar as much #I’ll do. idk a pe’alim system for verbs and some interesting stuff with gender and pronouns for the worldbuilding #but it’s just not my jam the way this stuff is #willow’s life #anyways. I’ll put the draft up later if anyone wants to see it #it’s a lot of the same stuff from the phonetic inventory just with the phonotactics and stress system and a new vowel harmony rule #willow makes some words

[orcelito]

What they don't tell you about losing a parent is that there is so so so so much to do

#speculation nation #my elder sister is gonna be executive of estate (once we get that sorted out bc we couldnt find his WILL) #so i thankfully wont have to deal with as much of the legal stuff #but im still gonna try to help out as much as possible #went through his papers yesterday and set up some preliminary stuff #gonna meet at the funeral home monday to arrange that. tuesday we're going to do some legal stuff for the will establishment #gonna have to take inventory of EVERY. SINGLE. THING. in his house. for tax purposes. #im gonna be inheriting a good amount of things probably. both a blessing and a curse #in that i didnt wanna fucking lose my father for it #but this is the hand we've been dealt and we're dealing with it. #i got excused from my last week of work Thank God so im hanging around longer than originally planned #gonna get my cats today. i fed them enough to last to today but that was when i thought id only be down for 2 days #no work to deal with now. i'll figure it out. #part of me's sad that it really ended just like that. didnt get to properly say goodbye to the store #but at the same time. my dad's death is so much more important. so i'll deal. #it was already gonna be a transitory time. but now it is INTENSELY so. #anyways thats why i havent been around much. i have quite a lot to do.

[strohller27]

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#so I stayed late after work and completely reorganised the back room #my boss was like ‘you can just go through one box at a time and write down everything in it on a piece of paper!’ #but like. the boxes were full of a whole bunch of different sweaters in a whole bunch of different colours #and nothing was folded. and we didn’t know what sizes we had #and we DON’T HAVE A FUCKING INVENTORY and it is driving me absolutely positively CRACKERS #so I put on some loud music and organised all the sweaters in the back room by brand style and colour #i basically went autism beast all over that damn back room #and I even got the down jackets out because they’re not on the stupid floor yet #because the back room was so full of shit before I got my little autistic paws all over it that we couldn’t even fucken MOVE in there #so now we can. and I hope my manager is happy with my work. #our boss could probably care less but she doesn’t realise how much she doesn’t deserve me #my coworker deserves me tho. she deserves the world. she should get everything she wants #anyways I had to rant about it. #I’ve been overwhelmed by the amount of shit in the back room for three days straight and I said FUCK that #and this was after a fucken weird day where there was this lady complaining about our pint glasses costing $25 #and I think she was trying to make me give her a deal on something because #she kept going back to the $$$$ shit and getting outraged at the prices #and after a few rounds of that she said jokingly ‘i might start spitting at you in a moment’ #and like. I know she was joking. but that pissed me the fuck off. do not joke that you’re gonna spit at me #if you do that you don’t get to buy anything you fucking asshole you get security called on you #anyways today was fucken bonkers how was your day?

[fideidefenswhore]

I have not the least doubt that if His Majesty intends to treat and come to some sort of arrangement with these people, some personage of authority and rank ought now to be sent, and if he could but come before the closing of this Parliament, the affairs of the Princess and other matters might be satisfactorily adjusted. Should the said personage come before St. John's Day, he might assist, as I believe, at the King's approaching marriage and the coronation of the new queen, which is to be celebrated with great solemnity and pomp, the King intending, as I am told, to perform wonders, for he has already ordered a large ship to be built, like the Bucentaur of Venice, to bring the lady from Greenwich to this city, and commanded other things for the occasion.—London, 19 of May 1536.

Eustace Chapuys to Monseigneur de Granvelle.

#i used to very skeptical but...i mean. it sort of does sound like there might have been a marriage ceremony of sorts may 20 #and the betrothal might have been dated even before #altho this could also just be rumor ; i don't know if any of henry's inventory confirms this #again; he tends to send the unlikelier rumors to granvelle and the more credible to charles v #or sorry. so like a betrothal before even may 19 bcus that's literally when this is dated. so.... #idk why the date always given is may 20 tbh what is that based on. wriothesley's chroncile? #so was chapuys shocked when the marriage was may 30 then? bcus this is say he thinks late june (st john's day) #it didn't seem like it from his dispatches but food for thought #*inventory or papers #primary sources #eustace chapuys

[pollyna]

There's a job offer for which I'm kinda qualified for? And it pays better than the other two I have seen but now the point is if what I think is "my qualifications" is actually something valuable and valid or not. 🫡

#work #i mean it was all archival work the one we did for the article? like all the hours cataloguing docs and writing the antalic inventory??? #at the same it was for a precise purpose and not for or volunteering?? maybe i should ask the e for the paper that reports all my' #-hours there. #i know it's almost impossibile they're going to consider my candidacy bc i haven't a degree but the work is kinda awsome and it would- #-really help me to finish uni and pass to the next step and maybe with a little help from the pubblication of the article it could be - #-material enough for a doctorate??? #but okay feet on the ground i need to take a step at time #personal~

[clown-cunt]

excuse me but im a huge nerd and forget about it until you press The Button you know what im saying

#god like #ya im social and go out and do things but also #i love my podcasts and books more than people sometimes and theres nothing we can do about it #also games #all the games #give me dice give me cards gimme a sheet of paper with my inventory and stats on it ill gooooo

[takahikohayashi]

D-23.Oct.2023 Takahiko Hayashi 66x51cm pen drawing, collage on Sukijimai Gampi paper 林孝彦 Takahiko Hayashi 2023

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[noxtivagus]

guess who just bought several new games on steam >:3

#🌙.rambles #i don't usually buy stuff for myself by my own #TURNS OUT A RELATIVE GAVE ME N APOLLO MONEY SO i used some on several games ehe >< #thought i might as welll get both projectmoon games! n several games from the developer of to the moon (including said game as well) #i bought crisis core reunion w my own money yesterday T_T #yk though. hopefully my dad n my aunt can play sometime. how idk when my ps4's just in my room like this BUT #i don't know much abt their childhood in depth but #one aspect of it that ik of is that they grew up w a lot of video games hehe #thinking abt it n ngl they influenced me a Lot. final fantasy is my fav series n. they started my interest #i'm so sleepy it's just 12 smth but i've been sleepy for hours i said i'll finish my part in the final paper by earlier today aaaa #but i ended up playing ffxiv for most of the day ! been playing just like the old days. i missed it so much #doing roulettes n dailies n leveling classes. doing quests here n then. fixing my inventory bcs it's full. #n afking a bunch but also talking w friends n then helping ppl out in pf. i miss raiding so much #playing earlier with stuff in pf reminded me of two things. that i genuinely am good at the game n that #i REALLY miss raiding. savage n ultimates.. heck even extremes i just really miss playing more difficult content in ffxiv #i miss learning fights w other players. i miss the stress to an extent. n the relief n. the pride in mastering mechanics #the thrill in. hdlfajsdlkf when i'd clutch smth n then the way my heart warms when like #i miss vcing w the old statics i had n. their voices hehe. from europe n oceania. different accents #i miss how. even though i'd be too shy to unmute or even rlly talk a lot. i was a part of them. i belonged. #back in twintania it was.. especially like a second home. n ever since endwalker i'll be honest it hasn't been quite the same but #it's still the same game. i miss when i cld spend more time w my friends then but i'm rlly happy now in ffxiv at least that #slowly i'm having that again. i want to also like. goddamn i rlly love helping others. seeing them improve n reach greater heights #rlly just makes me so happy. genuinely. someday someday we'll do ultimates together! >< #someday far away but surely i know one day. n when that day comes. i won't hesitate anymore. #i ended up rambling i'm so sleepy i'll just play more tmrrw i think. or i dunno. I'M SO SLEEPY WTF.. #the year n the break ends so soon i'm gna have to start studying for cets like next week alrdy :< #i'm excited honestly to review stuff for science bcs i'm genuinely really fond of learning. but ugh i love learning but i hate school #i have so much games to play but there's not enough time! i will fix stuff asap. maybe. idk making plans while i'm sleepy is No #i rlly want an animated background for my steam profile but i do not have enough points yet T_T oh if you check it out tho pls #do not judge the games i'll cry pls don't judge me :c anyways. good day tho today was a good day c:

[eccentriccryptid]

Moms will literally blame everything but themselves and then also cry about it

#I forgot how much I hate being at home #‘why aren’t you going to spend time with us?’ #idk maybe because I did last night and you were fucking mean to me? #like you don’t get to be rude and also entitled to my company #she said earlier this week ‘oh we should play that game from last year on Christmas this year’ #and by that she meant the d&d campaign that I spent weeks on #writing a custom campaign making maps making them each a character sheet and painting minis and making spell cards and inventory packs #plus loads more #and then they decided they’d rather watch football and then were too tired after to play my game #so yeah I was incredibly upset and threw it all away and have no trace of it anymore #and I told her that and she was like ‘what do you mean it’s gone we still have our papers you gave us’ #and I was considering rewriting the campaign but fuck that #I’m not getting my heart broken again by them #anyway this turned into a huge rant #Didn’t mean for it too but I’m just so tired of her bs #and then if you’re ever like ‘hey maybe think about why your kids don’t want to spend time with you’ #it’s the whole ‘obviously I’m a horrible mother I’m just so awful’ and then tears #also I do so much shit for her and hardly get a thank you #last night I spent like a half hour troubleshooting this Christmas light program she made #because something was being weird and I knew it was really important to her #not even one fucking thank you #like you could be a little appreciative but whatever I guess #ugh fuck I’m just over it

[boypussydilf]

Another great part about Murder in the Diogenes Club would be any sort of investigation segment in there, because not being able to talk makes everything a lot funnier, and could even be used for a case gimmick where you have to have conversations on paper, and therefore use those papers as court evidence.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMY GOD UR SO RIGJT. THAT WOULD BE SO FUN i wouldve imaginedeither “ok the club is On Hold until investigation is over fine u can talk in here” or “just go talk to ppl outside” but honest 2 god that’s way better especially bc its Funnier.

#fuck you i have your words down on PAPER!!!!! #ryuu has 50 napkins with peoples notes on them in his inventory. #basilask #dgs from my brain

[gctchell]

@damnedrainbows asked:

Emily holds what she’s made against her, shy as she approaches the woman who has been looking after her for all of these years. A maternal touch she’d never understood until recently, and suddenly why Lilith has always felt like more than a mentor makes sense. “Happy Mother’s Day. I um…tried to grow some carnations, but they didn’t want to bloom for me. Heh, I don’t have the best green thumb I guess. S-so to substitute…I made this one.”

Hesitant baby blue fingers reach out to her Mother, holding a crumpled little delicate pink….paper flower. She was no idea the weight that such a gift will carry. (shhh pretend it’s still Sunday)

"Emily!" It was always an enthusiastic greeting, Lilith casting aside absolutely everything to rush to the girl, a frantic energy lacing her speeding gait. Her hands reached out to take her daughter's, but instead, she was met with paper flower.

It surprised her. The crumpled flower was gingerly unfolded and turned to face the Queen more pointedly, gently rotated as she took it in. The reaction with her stunned expression could potentially draw worry - until her expression fell into a sentimental pinch.

It was disbelief giving way into fondness. Even when they were separated?

"Incredible." Lilith breathed, thumbing the dog-eared end of a pink petal. "It just came to your mind to make it, didn't it?" It's too easy to go out and purchase a flower, it takes time and dedication to make one at home from something other than a seed.

#(( they both make paper flowers..................... lilith is going to explode. )) #damnedrainbows #damnedrainbows; emily. #[ lilith; ic. ] #[ lilith; inventory. ] #mother's day 2k24. #[ asks. ]

[sujathaks]

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