#(off to work byeeee)

[gluttonygirls]

Why not blow up then? C’mon, blimp out, outweigh blue whales~

"Short on time-"

#ic #Nue #off to work byeeee

[kissitbttr]

it’s no shit that simon and miguel are big men. and hella strong too. so when you tell them ‘i’m too heavy, I don’t want to tire you out’ when they suggest they want to fuck you against the wall with their arms supporting you, of course they get offended. what? you don’t think they’re strong enough to carry you? you think they’re just going to take it when you put yourself down like that? calling yourself heavy? fuck, you’re in for a surprise.

they’re fuming, pissed off. because who the fuck told you that you’re too heavy? but instead of giving you a verbal response, they just pick you up easily with one hand and throw you over their shoulders making you squeal, carrying you towards the bedroom and finding the nearest wall to prove you wrong

one of their big hands around your soft thick thigh to support your weight as the other pulling your panties down. showing you that they can multitask, eyes gazing into yours in a cocky manner. they aren’t even going to prep you first, that’s how much you pissed them off. even when you tell them to slow down and take it easy, they’ll just ignore you.

the moment they slide their cock into you, a loud moan escape your mouth. they’re giving you no time to adjust and just begin pumping in an out of your tight cunt. they groan by how you clench around your shaft. thinking to themselves how just perfect your tight pussy is made only for them. and how perfect you are just for them.

‘see, sweetheart? who says you’re too heavy huh? i’m holding you with one arm while I’m fucking you.’ such a cocky tone as they breathlessly ask between grunts and groans. continuing to pound you even harder when your moans gets louder. making sure your legs are hovering the floor, or else they’re going to lose it. ‘perfect little body just for me to fuck… to own… perfect tits and ass, all just for me…and you out here calling yourself heavy. fucking. bullshit.’

your mind is fucked. cause they’re angry-fucking you dumb to the point you can’t think straight. eyes lulling to the back of your head as angelic moans continues to spill from your pretty lips that they are obsessed with. they watch how you fall apart. delicate nails softly scratching their backs with no doubt that they would leave marks.

‘uh-huh… that’s right…never say that shit again to my face, darling’ one hand move to grope your bouncing tit, as the other gripping tightly around your thigh. fingertips digging onto the soft flesh. to prove that they can multitask just fine. ‘or else, i might just fuck a baby into you next time that happens’

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god, imagine getting tag teamed by these two. might be leaving with a broken pussy

#ok now im off to work byeeee!! #miguel o'hara #simon riley #simon ghost riley #miguel o’hara smut #simon riley x reader

[youtappedout]

#WWE #WWE RAW #Monday Night Raw #CM Punk #gifed #Chicago Cubs #best believe EVERY TIME he mentions or shows up in anything Cubs related I WILL GIF THAT SHIT <3 #one of my fave parts of being a Cubs fan honestlyyyyy :))))) #CUBBIE BLUE BABEYYYYY #third gif: 😾 #(off to work byeeee)

[nunalastor]

#nunalastor asks #hazbin hotel #LAST ASKS INBOX IS EMPTY #off to work love ya byeeee

[simcardiac-arrested]

a sun’s rays

#actually really proud of this hoooo… i went off #treating my man suns very well today #going to post more art later today and yes it will be nsh (thank you medi) #ok i did this instead of work and now i have to speedrun said work EVERYONE BYEEEE #rain world #rain world fanart #rain world downpour #i dont. think i need to tag as spoilers anymore it’s been like 2 months. idk. kill me if anything #seven red suns #they werent lying. that suns sure can red!! #myart

[skyward-floored]

Hero of Sages finding his first real sword!

Link rested his head on his arms as he looked out at the grass, taking a moment to look out over his village. The sun was barely risen and most people weren’t up yet, but Link was already dressed and ready to head out, worry and nerves and a tiny bit of excitement clenching in his chest.

“Link?”

Link startled and looked behind him as Russ hobbled up, keeping a hand on the fence as he slowly joined Link’s side.

“Russ! I thought you were asleep,” Link said worriedly, and Russ hummed, leaning heavily on the fence as he looked out at the grass.

“Couldn't sleep. And the healer said I wouldn’t be out of bed for weeks, and I wanted to prove him wrong,” he said with a quiet heh. “‘Sides... I couldn’t keep sitting there replaying everything.”

Link looked down and nodded, and it was quiet between them for a minute. Some birds chirped in a nearby tree, and Link watched them fly around each other before landing on a branch where he couldn’t see them.

“Based on the pouch you have on your belt there, I assume you’re going to find your sisters?” Russ asked finally.

Link nodded determinedly, and Russ sighed, idly rubbing a bandage on his arm.

“I wish I could go with you,” Russ murmured. “...but I can help prepare you a bit at least. C’mon.”

Russ let go of the fence with a groan, and Link moved to support him as they turned back towards the house, Russ directing him around the back.

It wasn’t a long walk, but by the time they got there, Russ had a sheen of sweat on his forehead, and his arm shook where it was slung over Link’s. He didn’t complain though, merely pointed towards the cellar door that was normally locked.

“I’ve got a box in there, in the back. What’s inside should help you with your sisters.”

Link nodded, curiosity piqued, and helped Russ sit down in the grass by the door. Link left him by the wall and went inside, peering around the piles of tools and jars of preserved food. There were a lot of piles of old boxes Link had to figure his way past, and a couple rats that ran by, but he finally reached the back of the cellar.

A simple chest was tucked in the corner, and Link unlatched the lid, burning with curiosity. It opened with a click, and Link gasped as he looked inside.

A sword laid in the chest, carefully wrapped in a cloth.

Link pulled it out in awe, gently pulling the cloth off. It wasn’t very big, but it looked the perfect size for Link, a simple but sturdy hilt, and a nice sharp blade. He admired it for another few moments, then pulled out the sheath that was stored below it, making his way back through the shed. A few rats skittered by his feet again, but Link used his sword to chase them away this time, and made his way outside. Russ opened his eyes as he emerged, and Link held out the sword to show him.

“Oh good, you found it,” Russ said with a faint smile, and Link looked at the sword again.

“This is really for me?” Link asked in disbelief, and Russ nodded, his smile growing a bit.

“I’d been talking to your grandfather about getting you proper sword lessons. I figured you’d need a sword, but... well. Guess you can give it a real test instead,” he said as his smile faded. “I wish I could do more... be careful, Berry.”

“I will. Thank you Russ,” Link said gratefully as he sheathed the blade, and Russ nodded, closing his eyes as Link then helped him up, and back into the house.

“Anything for your sisters.”

#don't know how i feel about this so I'm posting it and getting off byeeee #answers from the floor #lovely ixtaek #hero of sages #legend of zelda au #link oc #writing from the floor #somewhat vague events are vague #(because I haven't fully worked them out) #suffice to say Link's sisters got kidnapped and there were monsters involved and Russ tried to fight #...and it didn't go so well #and yes I'm referencing tp somewhat SHHHH #or rather I'm drawing on it a lil for inspiration #just because the village swordsman with an R name got injured while people got kidnapped doesn't mean I'm copying them #or does it idk #nintendo does all sorts of repeats and references I'm allowed to do what i want #...right?

[mahikamihan]

guess who drove 4hrs to austin droncert 🎵, drove 4hrs back 🚗, submitted a physical network diagram + narrative for a grad project on time 🕛, and did their laundry 🧺 all in one weekend 💅💅💅

#to be fair it's only the first draft #but my god was I stressed the entire week bc of this #i had to write two papers and finish like 3 chapters over the weekdays while working FULL TIME #so the project just kept getting pushed back and it was due 11:59 sunday #BUT HELLO I AM SO FUCKING PROUD OF MYSELF FOR MANAGING TO PULL IT OFF #COLLEGE STUDENT ME COULD NEVER #yumi does grad stuff #sorry just had to vent it all out #im gonna die byeeee

[theflyingfeeling]

Please do share all the brainworms I want to hear ALL OF THEM!!

and I haven’t watched the pre-recorded stream yet (gonna watch it now) but aaaaaa 🥺😭💞 not Olli’s riff inspiring him to remix a love song 🤧

Okay so just as a disclaimer, this is VERY heavily based on just my imagination running wild as per usual and should be taken with a massive grain of salt, so please I beg of y'all, don't take this as anything more than just another headcanon of someone who's so unbelievably delusional (and proud of it), in fact I'm hiding it under a cut just in case 😅

So idk but to me it feels as if Olli has been a little...off, recently? This is solely based on the fact he's been so much less active on social media during this US trip so far than the rest of the guys, which is nothing unusual I guess, since he's never been super active to begin with, but when even Tommi is more active than him, it's a little suspicious 🤨 to me there's just something... melancholic about Olli's presence? Maybe it's just the fact that he's wearing sunglasses all the bloody time (which is also something I find weird, but again it's probably just me imagining stuff and in reality he's not, in fact, wearing sunglasses any more than he normally does), so it's harder to... read him, you know?

So naturally I'm now imagining Olli being sad because of something going on in his personal life, and Aleksi supporting him through it, or, alternatively, Aleksi being the very reason why Olli is sad; he's either in denial of his feelings for Aleksi or having finally accepted them, only to feel miserable because he thinks Aleksi doesn't feel the same, OR because he knows Aleksi does but they can't/shouldn't be together because x, y and z 😭

Okay thanks bye 🤧

#boss? yeah hi sorry i'll be missing work today because i broke my own heart by imagining sad blorbo stuff 😔 #really though i'm off to bed byeeee pls leave me something to read in the morning maybe <3 #ollixallu #i feel like i should also tag this as 'blind channel rpf' just in case 😅 #i don't know anything about anything alright i just imagine a whole lot of stuff #answered asks #sparfloxacin

[cowboycunt]

tim tam slamming this bitch

#okay off to work byeeee #fish.txt #important

[rottenlittlefink]

How many times do you think Arthur left Clay at home and drove off, leaving only flipped birds in his wake

#anyways I’m off to work now byeeee #moral orel #I always found it funny when clay drove off doing this #but I’m just now noticing Arthur too??

[thelooniemoonie]

"Oh lol we don't want filthy twitter sea dwellers to adapt to our glorious tumblr land" GO APOLOGIZE TO GRANDPA RIGHT NOW

#the moon speaks #this isnt even a real argument #i just had the mental image of having like. tiktaalik framed on the wall as like a family photo #moonies makings #memes #anyway im off to work lol byeeee #anyways grandpa tiktaalik wouldnt want you making fun of people adapting he didnt crawl out of the ocean bed for you to do this

[pebblezone]

Idk how welcome home has overrun literally all of my social media but I guess I welcome it

#talkingcore #I love puppets it’s all on me I’m engaging this actually isn’t a complaint more like a I Didn’t Know This Existed 24 hours ago #and now it’s literally all I’m seeing like 80% of the videos I’ve seen today have been welcome home which like honestly is super impressive #hell yeah to those creators they’ve got some insane drive #album adventure update: finally rolled good ol honorary Beach boy Glen Campbell maybe I’ll give you guys ram ranch #pip would’ve loved ram ranch 💔 rip king fly high 🕊️🧍‍♂️ 18 naked cowboys 😭 at the ram ranch 😰 #I’ve been fucking around with lip syncing shit and it’s tedious as hell but heeehee it’s fun woooah the mouth moves wooooahaaahhhhhh #also this dude keeps leaving his Apple Watch in the practice room in my dorm and like thankfully I’m such an amazing and perfect person #that I didn’t take it the first time but the second time (like 2 weeks later) I said fuck it and just used it while it was still in there #(I’d checked at 2. saw it was there. didn’t use it. came back at 5 it was still there so like a reasonable amount of time to get it) #so I fucked around as normal but like I started getting freaked by the possibility of it listening (it probs wasn’t) #so I left but like bro how do you forget it twice why are you taking it off #I gave it to the help desk people which I think was the right thing to do but also Dude think how easily I could’ve stolen it please keep it #no longer dying of the plague but I need to hang onto my t boy swag pleasepleaseplease let me keep at least some lower notes #I will accept not hitting a G2 again but like. a C3? even just a D3 like regularly? please? please? please? hello? you’re nothing #anyway I’m avoiding my work you guys should look up The Beach Boys and Charles Manson have a gander at that for fun #thanks to my lovely institution having a strike going on by mid Thursday I’m done for the week which means I get to indulge and boy shall I #love you 🫶 go slay 🫶 have great vagina 🫶 byeeee

[vinyls-and-valentines]

Ah. Today is one of those days, huh?

#they should invent thoughts that are less distracting #...or a me that's less distractible. #either or really. #anyways i'm off to see if i can find any fun online radio stations that broadcast at 'i'm not at work or sleeping' o'clock and/or looking a #random neocities webpages for webcomics and fanpages and stuff byeeee

[sherlock-is-ace]

I have had a very long day. I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under... I'm gonna go to sleep

#i hate living in this country #i hate having no money #i hate having no work #im off to sleep and stress more tomorrow #byeeee #angel talks #personal #and john mulaney quote i guess lol

[theonlythingimfuckingisstupid]

writing during naptime but I can’t post until after work <2 fingers crossed I get some done

#tumblr doesn’t work on my computer with the work WiFi so that’s good #one less distraction #think I might steal something from someone and turn my phone off with it open to a pic of mike from brba #so that if I get back on my phone I know he’s upset with me lol #back with news later #okie byeeee #em rambles

[walkerrenee]

fav coworker got fired today, back to job hunting again ):

#i've already been looking on and off for a potential second job bc im only part time rn but if i find a full time im not refusing #he also got fired for practically no reason tbh like the managers of our department all knit pick everything he does #they've basically been waiting for any opportunity to get him to this point #and i also have reason to believe their dislike of him is at least partially transphobia sooooo not really feeling that comfortable staying #plus all of the managers just shit talk about other coworkers in front of anyone like it's different when all of use at the same level talk #but they act like anything they dont like is disrespectful and unprofessional and then are doing all that and more #i actually hate work environments like so many are like this and for what im just trying to get paid and leave i dont want all this drama #im not in highschool anymore so why are all you 40 y/o acting like u are 🙄 #anywaysssssss #just needed somewhere to spill this annoyance #byeeee #pj talks