#(i touch my skin and im like. jesus i can’t have key rn or i’ll hurt all over — my knees and just whole body hurt idk — I KNOW alcohol

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Person A, reading the pre-written eulogy Person B wrote to them: “Hi, I’m Person A. Gee, I hope I don’t roll this eulogy up and smoke it.” Is that what you really think of me? I’m not just a drug guy, you know? I speak latin!

Person C: Yeah, sure.

Person D: Yeah, dude, you love weed, we get it.

#source: inside job #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes prompts #tw: drug mention #incorrect quotes ideas #i get A (andre) so much fr like bitch i’m not just the addict high 24/7 who sells u stuff. i speak 3 languages. i’m a doctor #i’m a young anesthesiology progeny. know everything ab pharmacology. AND while i was learning to do surgery i was also a philosophy major #at the same time. AND WHILE HIGH 24/7! i’m better st brain surgery while high on ketamine than some ppl are sober. that should count for smt #(i’m rambling about it cause i’m drunk sorry. branching out cause morphines just too expensive rn!) #((i don’t actually do surgery while high. i have Morals i guess.)) #tw drugs #(and mostly i’m too dehydrated to do ketamine or opiates. i can’t explain i just like Feel too dehydrated sometimes) #(i touch my skin and im like. jesus i can’t have key rn or i’ll hurt all over — my knees and just whole body hurt idk — I KNOW alcohol #dehydrates u too Dont ASK me ab it idk!!!!!!)