#(cause we played the game together)

[czarojay]

when you're punk but your wife is pink

#stardew valley #sam stardew valley #sdv sam #sdv fanart #fanart #art #stardew valley fanart #jade canvas #ok so some context! tags are out of the way i can talk now lol #My friend is The Pinkest Girl i know. I dont know anyone as pink as she is. #she's all pink #her wardrobe is pink #her hair was dyed light pink for a whilefor a while #she is super pink #and we play stardew together #and she is indeed married to sam and she is DOWN BAD for him #which is very funny cause i hc him as like! skate punk lolol #but yes if she could she would dress him up in-game as pink i imagine HAHHAA #i sent this to her before posting it and she was in a lecture and just started giggling while sitting right in front of the professor #was so hyped she actually listened the rest of the lecture #so AYYY PINK SAM FOR THE PROGRESS OF BIOTECHNOLOGY WOO HOO

[simplydnp]

Sometimes I think Dan and Phil are totally platonic besties and then other times I’m convinced they fuck on the daily. I think they do it on purpose and it’s honestly iconic.

kind of the best thing is that they are that and everything in between. you can tell they just like being around each other. they've made content together for 15 years and the large majority of it was done in the strictly platonic sense for their audience. and they were still having so much fun with it. we're in the 'we know you know' era now so we get to see flashes of different dynamics they have, but they absolutely have more we Don't get to see bc they're not for us.

they like each other. stupidly fond of each other. spending time together doesn't feel exhausting. they're best friends and each others' harshest critics while being the biggest hypeman and also safe space.

dnp's relationship with us, their audience, always has been and always will be different than any other content creators. part of it is how they accumulated it, but another part is just the massive history we have with them. they Get us. they Know us. they're silly goofy sarcastic guys who love us and hate us sometimes. theyre grateful but careful too. they like to rile us up, just like they do each other. it's a love language, teasing, and we've shown positive responses to it over the years. i like to say that my relationship with dnp is antagonistic sometimes--cause i know they're pushing my buttons on purpose. and ykw? it's fun! it's fun for us and it's fun for them because they have the control. i know anything they let out is cause they chose to let it out because they Know how we are. so yes they absolutely adore messing with us. we're a funny bunch.

#im getting sappy again #the things you mention anon are not mutually exclusive for dnp. which is a lot of the fun of it #like for me personally. why be in a relationship with someone who isnt your best friend. i dont know how they couldnt be your favourite ever #like maybe im projecting but theirs is probably the healthiest depiction of love i have in my life #theres movies and tv but its not real. and yes dnp are produced. and aware. and curate. but theyre not selling a relationship. #sure we perceive it. but its not the goal. the product is the entertainment value of them together cause theyre funny. #whereas almost every relationship ive properly witnessed in my life seems like. a trap. genuinely. #its like well no love isnt actually real its a concept you just. are stuck. for the rest of existence. be happy about it. #and with dnp its like oh like love is actually real. like theres a reason people want to stay together forever. #like people Do get lost in each others eyes. they get a different look on their face that reads i love you #theres people out there who will love every aspect of you and never get enough of you or your time #i am. so far off on a tangent. #anyways love dnp love the cat and mouse game we play together #dnp #c.text #dan and phil #answered

[squishosaur]

hey man. i'm just saying. why would we put inexperienced teenagers with over-inflated egos and obvious emotional issues into combat classes and make them claw their way to the top of their dorms and expect things to just run smoothly. who actually thought this

#the reason rsa doesn't have overblots is because they understand the joy and whimsy of life and friendship btw #LIKE. why is there no school counselor?? do you know how much time & resources & effort & TRAUMA we could have saved the students & #school from if ANYONE had reached out to riddle and was like 'hey are you alright i heard xyz and i wanted to let you know...' ESPECIALLY #since TREY LITERALLY TELLS US 'oh well here's the lowdown on her trauma this is Probably what is causing this' #or if someone sat down to tell leona 'hey! i'm rooting for you in ur magift(?) game! you're my fav player!!' AND LET HIM FEEL NOTICED #or if someone approached azul as an Equal to try to stop his plans. as a friend even. BEYOND A BUSINESS TRANSACTION #or if ANYBODY BUT ESPECIALLY KALIM was like 'jamil i think you should follow your passions and do something you enjoy today!!' or AT LEAST #let him know he was appreciated as a person NOT JUST FOR HIS WORK #'i know you're doing a lot today but i just wanted to thank you for how much Effort you put into this and..' etc etc etc #ERM.. IF ANYONE TREATED VIL LIKE A HUMAN BEING AND NOT A CELEBRITY??? or even 'hey i loved you in this film i was wondering if we could #do a play together or something..!!' AND LET HER TRY A TYPE OF CHARACTER SHE NEVER GOT THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE. and sing her praises. #if anyone reached out to idia beyond a 'hey the teacher said to come to class'/'get out of your bed and come to our housewarden meeting' #or even. IF ORTHO HIMSELF was like. 'you know it's not your fault... you didn't cause all of this. not really' OR SOMETHING #or if malleus ever got to experience a small firsthand loss AND WAS COMFORTED THROUGH IT. not just quick fix via magic. not replacing. just #GRIEVING SOMETHING??????? and wasn't feared by literally everyone #um. maybe the real twisted part is that all of this tragedy was easily preventable if we had a support system in place. #but idk. twst is a highschool. there's no support in real high school either. i'd probably overblot too if i could ajdjrjfinfdndjd #twst #chatter #LONG RAMBLE SORRY #yes overblots are essential to the plot. but also. do you know how frustrating it is watching the blot build up and sitting in silence. #I'M SORRY IK IF SOMETHING LIKE THIS WAS HAPPENING TO A GUY I JUST MET I WOULD PROBABLY NOT NOTICE.. but of it was my Friend or Housewarden.. #I'D ASK BRO.... I'D ASK ... UGHHHHHUUUHHHH #not that anyone would notice if *I* was about to lose it tbh #speaks volumes about our society o think #OKAY NOW I'M DONE FOR REAL

[black-and-yellow]

#louie like a melody in my head #hotel dusk room 215 #kyle hyde #hotel dusk #i have got to get normaller #he is just so fun and silly to draw #i want to tell hihm he is a good boy #in the cellar scene after Kyle woke up I was just like 'what about Louis is he okay tell me he's okay Rosa' #my concept for another sequel if Cing ever comes back: #Louis is there #that's all I need #but also he needs to crash on Kyle's couch for like a week straight #maybe he has a job at a bar locally after Dunning decides to employ someone who can correctly deliver a total of 2 packages #there's a mystery and they have to solve it together cause they're best buds #I mean Kyle said they were partners now so I see no reason we can't have a buddy movie style game #segments where you play as Louis but he's really bad at the puzzles #give me the rights to the Kyle Hyde franchise and I will make my dreams- i mean our dreams come true #in Renpy with no budget

[roychewtoy]

impaled

#nathan being impaled on that tetanus inducing loose steel pipe. tho tetanus is the least of his worries on account of. well u know 🕳 #nathan can be a body horror fans best friend if u let him into ur heart. living human crash dummy #i really cant believe he gets impaled. twice. #hole moment! #love turning nathans immortality round in my head. but healing factor....? #thinkin today about how the video game guy tim threatens to cut one of them in half with a chainsaw and simon is like: #[😐nathan u obviously have to volunteer] #but what woulda actually happened if that followed through [probably why it didnt lol] #would the others have had to drag each severed bit of him back to the community centre and let his guts re fuse #fucking hold him together with gaffer tape and plasters. cause i doubt he coulda regrown a whole half #his 'healing factor' only comes into play when he dies. fresh canvas etch a sketch reboot and all that. hes not fuckin wolverine #all the deaths r: impaled on fence. impaled on pipe. beaten to death. blows his own brains out. falls and snaps his neck #but chainsaw... ? one can ponder. fingers to head i can imagine anything image #readin his wiki rn 'his body will never get sick. rot. age. or truly grow old' #may not get sick but he can still shit his guts out. hashtag oblivious lactose intolerant king hashtag milk drinker #forever the worlds most annoying twenty yr old #and then the wiki goes 'the user does not need to eat drink or breathe' ....hello #ive rotated him not aging any further cause it lines up with the whole stuck in his ways. never changing [kelly voice: its just who u are] #but eatin and drinking and breathing??? we know he still experiences hunger [<-kebab] #and he dunks his head in a bucket of water when hes testin for powers with simon. gaspin for air afterwards right #firm believer in the. he suffocated to death several times in the coffin before they dug him up #oh waaait. is it stating this like. he doesnt need foodwaterair. cause it doesnt matter if he dies.. ohhhhhh..... Oh..😃 #staring at nathan sleeping in the community centre surviving on bags of crisps from the vendies so hard i burn holes through my monitor #this got away from me. uh. living crash dummy. oil pastel guts and water colour jumpsuit yessir #having fun doin art. expect more hole art. sorryfor putting this in the misfits tag hehe. not really #gore #blood #misfits #my art #chewtoy

[front-facing-pokemon]

#taillow #i do believe this was the first “normal/flying route-1 bird” pokémon that i ever saw. probably. i still don't know which pokémon game was my #first one between colosseum‚ diamond‚ and sapphire. all of which i still have the physical copies of to this day‚ but none of which still #have their original save files remaining on them. so i can't check the dates‚ otherwise i would #but my first pokémon game was One of those three. maybe i could ask my mom. like‚ hey‚ which one did i get first. maybe she'll remember #‘cause we always played pokémon colosseum together. she ended up thinking that that was the core series and the ones on handheld were #spinoffs because she thought the core series would be on home console. oh how naïve she was…… #ok i've texted her and asked her. i'm gonna add this one to the queue and start writing the tags for swellow while i wait for her response #and i'll come back and edit this one with the results. see you then #hi! i'm back. final verdict is that i got the game boy much sooner than the gamecube. i didn't know that but now i do. she got it at #a yard sale‚ so it came with a bunch of games on it‚ which is how i ended up with pokémon sapphire. thus‚ i played that first #however‚ i didn't get very far in it because the game i liked playing the most as a kid was tony hawk underground‚ which i also had #from the yard sale. and thus i remember pokémon colosseum much better‚ because i probably didn't even get to the first gym in sapphire #so that means this IS the first normal/flying route-one bird pokémon i ever saw. we did it #now i will take my meds

[kenobion]

Andrew Garfield | 10 Essentials

#I had to gif this part cause this game is great and I've played it #andrew garfield #my gifs #my brother got my family a copy of it one year not too long ago for christmas #and we played it all together #my brother and I made a good team #cause we were good at understanding how each other were thinking #10/10 would play again it was fun #also I love that one of his essential things was a skateboard #like yes please #can we have that skateboarding date yet or not Andrew? I'll bring my cruiser #also the way he talked about the ring and the necklace 😭 #also his surfboard looked like it has a little bum and I can't help but laugh #I'm still so wild about him helppppp #(and send him to give that help)

[sassasafreeaction]

What's the chance that the first time Crowley tried to get Aziraphale to realize Heaven was awful was right before he Fell? What if he asked him to run off with him then too? What if?

#good omens #This has been in my brain because of Defying Gravity #I'm through with playing by the rules of someone else's game? #I'm through accepting limits cause someone says they're so? #Well if that's love it comes at much too high a cost? #Together we're unlimited? #Together well be the greatest team that's ever been? #Glinda come with me. Think of what we could do together?

[ozlices]

started a new save and experienced the new summer event for the first time............ bro what the FUCK

#mine #SPOILERS SPOILER SPOILERS DO NOT READ TAGS IF U WANNA AVOID SPOILERS #bruh it's been me & the baby playing together in front for the most part #& we were SO SCARED #IT FELT LIKE WE JUST RANDOMLY GOT SENT TO TLOU LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL TJRTKER #i mean it looks v cool and all but it was so scary to just randomly walk into like. bro................................... b r o. #tbh it feels like. an incentive to prioritize upgrading the axe faster #imagine all the wood u can get w the town being overrun by trees....... yum or whatever #sdv #sv #stardew valley #anyway that was terrifying but we made it out ok we used the item spawner to speedrun the cc #probs gonna do that for ginger island too tmr cause we wanna see the new stuff #and also just. HAVE a save file on desktop that IS actually late game #we never get that far bc we always have expanded KJHKTJHJRTKH #im intrigued wtf all these big ass trees mean though. what was he cooking. im scared. im intrigued.

[girlscience]

played swtor one time with a stranger who invited me to a group (after accidentally stealing their dataport they had to destroy and giving them the next one): this is my meet-cute

#swtor #i have NEVER played a video game with a stranger before. it scares me. i don't understand how that social interaction works #but i felt so bad and awkward and like i couldn't say no #but it turned out fine!! we jumped at each other and did a few quests #and then i said i had to get off cause it was late and thanks for playing with me #idk if they saw it cause they didn't say anything back but hopefully they didn't think i just abandoned them like a dick #but now i'm like what if i met someone on swtor and we started playing together and never really talked much #but we played together for months and then we started messaging a little bit while playing like good job! and let's do this quest! #and do you want to do this heroic? and stuff like that and it morphed into a little more talking and eventually exchanging contact info #and then we fell in love? and we played video games together and did star wars cosplay together and idk what they would do for a job #(but i'm sure it would be neat and cool!!) and we could support each others dreams and shit and we could meet irl and kiss #and we could have a star wars rp and watch shows together and lots of other stuff #(ignore most of that is about star wars. i am obsessed currently i can't help it) #it would be cute and fun and i would like it and people would be like how did you meet?? and i could say star wars mmo lol

[monty-glasses-roxy]

I haven't watched this, but I hope he says it's because he's right, and not because it's boring the shit out of me and probably many other people now too lmao

#why is it 26 minutes though like how much of this is an ad #do I even wanna know? #fair play he's gotta make money he's got a kid and shit #but like. yeah the answer is easy. I'm just bored rehashing fnaf 1-Pizza Sim over and over again #I stopped watching cause I just. don't wanna hear someone grasping at straws to answer fnaf 4 or make everything fit together #it's not going to this isn't designed to be put together #and can we PLEASE stop dragging fnaf 4's body through the streets let the poor thing REST #pop rox talks #before anyone gets at me #kudos to everyone still fitting the pieces together! your dedication is admirable! #at some point for game theory though it seemed like he stopped enjoying it #it's not a mystery worth solving if you're not enjoying the following of threads... #to me anyway #the old stuff? yeah it's cool! it's neat! #but he seems to have twisted himself into so many knots he's forgotten the joy... #and that makes me not want to watch even more #it's not a topic I'm interested in anymore and also he keeps beating his head off a wall instead of having fun with it #buddy you're a theory blog! theorise! there's no one right answer this isn't an exam it's okay! #hhhhhhh #stuff to do. #don't mind me

[electric-plants]

my heart: im gonna double crown cyno’s talents today🥰🥰

my mora: 💀💀💀

#genshin impact #gi cyno #is anyone else on the constant mora struggle game cause— #im trying to get his skill crowned today meanwhile his normal attack is level FIVE #im great at talents😤 #eventually i’ll max all of someone other than alhaithams talents #i have one friend in genshin and he Bullies me about this constantly #because we usually help with domains when we play together #and im always doing things for alhaitham lol #that domain will give me a better feather for him some day i SWEAR

[roaringheat]

Accidentally been isolating myself for like 2 yrs now so my goal this yr is to be more social and basically almost went into cardiac arrest inviting a rando to queue up with me on ovw

#vark posts #they said yes and we've been playing for like 3 days now :^) #its been perfect actually #ive gotten to the point where i just legit dont know how to talk to ppl #legitimately i feel like i just copy other ppls words everytime i have a convo or type up a post #cause it feels impossible to string words together #this person & i dont talk much but we mess around a lot in game #and its been doing wonders to fill that socialization need without stressing me tf out #ik i need to go more out of my comfort zone and have conversations but im proud of myself for even just initiaing it #also dont diss me for playing ovw again lol #its unfortunately good for interacting with ppl lol

[machathecat]

Sometimes I just wish I could have a pajama party with my mutuals lol

#Hashtag can you feel I almost never see other teen irl #Like everyone I'm in contact with most of the time are my 30-60 relatives #I don't think I ever had a cool long moment with a kid my age since like #I was 8 n we had a birthday party #I don't reallyy count when I visit my cousin cause we don't really do anything special #Beside playing video games together #And I can never see him more than 2 days usually #I don't even like him this much #Im starting to realize how fucking lonely I am-

[sksninja]

Another Zelda Timeline Thought

Alright, so.

We all know the Zelda timeline doesn’t really make sense yea?

And with Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom having large continuity gaps (for instance, there is no sign of the Sheikah shrine/towers, and more Zoras seem to remember Link from 100 years ago in BotW than they do after a few years absence in TotK), the timeline seems even less stable.

There’s no real way to tell how long TotK Ganondorf was held in stasis, only that he was probably one of the first avatars of darkness after Demise (judging by his appearance and his calling himself “The Demon King”), BUT we also know these games are supposedly at the END of the Zelda timeline. And we also know they hold aspects of all three of the timelines that were split due to Ocarina of Time. 

So what if those inconsistencies are because of the merging timelines? As in BotW’s Calamity Ganon was the remainder of Ganon from the downfall timeline? The Ganondorf we fight in TotK could be from somewhere up the Child Timeline, or he could even be an ancient evil pre-flood in the Adult Timeline.

In which case, it makes sense that even though Link and Zelda ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED their ancient evil, they had to DESTROYED IT AGAIN just a bit later because this ancient evil was from another timeline.

Does this mean there’s another ancient evil for BotW/TotK Link to face? What about Age of Calamity? Where will Nintendo go from here? Will our boy ever get a full night’s sleep?

#Zelda Theory #botw #totk #there's always a play on words about Link being named 'Link" #and his 'linking' some parts of the game #like light/twilight or child/adult or Hyrule/Lorule #but if we hold to this theory this Link is one bearing the weight of chaining it all together #get it #GET IT? #CAUSE ITS A CHAIN OF LINKS- #anyways #thanks for coming to my TED Talk

[redrockbutch]

DnD players will brag openly about making life as hard as possible for the DM and then wonder why they can't get a playgroup and never ever connect the dots

#Cassidy.txt #if you are antagonistic to the DM right out of the gate the one who is picking sides and making it us vs them is YOU #you shouldn't be antagonistic anyways you literally asked them to do it for you #being a first time DM was genuinely one of the worst social experiences of my life #basically everyone there was brand new but instead of the nice coaching everyone else got they just openly mocked what I did #I did voices for them; they made fun of the voices #I talk a bit about the weather; they smirk and demand to know what the continent's seasons are like #and if they use months like we do #and if the seasons are the same #literally enjoying the chance to force me to do creative work for them #making fun of my characters. whining about any possible consequence even when they walked right into them. #whining when I tried to discuss behavior. #I gave up on making original content bc it was just being made fun of constantly #and when I switched to making fun pop culture references one of my players complained that that 'shouldn't be allowed' #literally complaining whenever I tried to have fun during the fucking game we were supposed to be having fun with together #miserable shitty experience with a bunch of jerks #and they are all SHOCKED that I no longer like DnD #cause to them DMs aren't playing the game with them