#(<- never fucking eaten that shit)

[stealingyourbones]

Spent so much time making sushi for dinner and was so excited to have a funky little sushi roll and eat it like a burrito but then my nori ripped apart mid roll and I had to eat it as a salad and apparently my brain doesn’t like the texture of imitation crab + seaweed and rice rn :(

#bones speaks #bones rants #sad :( #imma put in fridge for twin but man now I gotta make something else for dinner because I haven’t eaten anything else today #and only had like 300 calories worth of food yesterday. getting used to not feeling hungry with- #-​consistent adderall use has been kickin my ass lately. #sorry I like never rant on here but I’m so sad I was so excited for sushi and then Texture Bad :((((( #i even put avocado n carrot and salted cucumber ;-; this took so long to make and now I can’t eat it #a tragedy of the highest order #fuck it imma make me some chicken and just season the everloving shit out of it #i may be white but I know how to cook flavorful food and by god am I not gonna eat chicken with just salt. lack of spoons be damned

[last-in-line-for-hell]

Man, when people bend over backwards to try and make the Golden Core Transfer out to be somehow SELFISH on WEI WUXIAN’S part, I feel a bit of myself die inside.

#mdzs textpost not art #like holy hell #the convos around the gc transfer already piss me off at the best of times #like no wwx legit had no other option if he wanted to both keep jc alive and keep the SECT going #they were in enemy territory on borrowed time and jc hadn’t eaten or drank in days if not over a week #the last thing wwx as a seventeen year old boy was told by his semi guardians was to take care of jc with his LIFE #as for not telling jc...uh when exactly was there a good time? #immediately after the transfer wwx was thrown into unimaginable hell for three months #after than was a WAR #after THAT was rebuilding the sect #and THEN the Wen remnants where WWX had to cut ties with the Jiangs FOR THEIR SAKE #legit no good time to tell them jfc #the novel shows how unimaginably selfless this sacrifice was and how horrifying it was that someone would go through that agony for another #I will FOREVER be stewing at people who shit on WWX for this moment #for putting himself through days of nonstop pain the likes of which could never be compared to #‘he was selfish’ ‘it’s basically assault’ fuck off with these shit takes holy shit #genuinely it makes me very mad sorry guys lol

[toytulini]

fish died :(

#toy txt post #animal death #hes been. looking like shit and not eating and not showing interest in food for awhile and then #all morning today he was laying on his side just. worse than ever. i started trying to find some clove oil irl to euth him but fucking #nowhere has it. but then i got home and he was dead anyway so i guess thats moot #glad hes not suffering anymore. wish he wouldve just fucking eaten some god damn food instead of wasting away like that. hhh #i figured out why the tank feels so fucking CURSED and i couldnt get the nitrates down but idk i guess too late for him #or maybe that rando on reddit was right and the water was too hard and everything circles back to not being able to have an R/O filter #i dont fucking know #the cories and kuhlis and clown plec are okay for now i think. i think theyre fine. if they start having problems out of nowhere i really #might get superstitious for real about fish and just never talk about them ever again. god. logically i know its stupid And Yet

[hailsatanacab]

Chapters: 6/? Fandom: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Danny Fenton & Damian Wayne, Batfamily Members & Danny Fenton Characters: Danny Fenton, Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth Additional Tags: Good Sibling Damian Wayne, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Danny Fenton and Damian Wayne are Twins, Danny Fenton Needs A Hug, Implied/Referenced Torture, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Not Phantom Planet Compliant (Danny Phantom), Bad Parents Jack and Maddie Fenton, Gun Violence, Blood and Violence, Gunshot Wounds, Mugging, Medical Torture, Vivisection Summary:

“If you ever find yourself in danger, go to Bruce Wayne. He will help you.”

His mother had loved him, in her own way. If she hadn’t, she wouldn’t have helped him escape. If she hadn’t, she would have dragged him back to the League of Assassins, to Grandfather. If she hadn’t, he’d be dead.

She loved him, but she loved the League more.

Jack and Maddie Fenton loved him too, they did, but they loved their work more.

They loved their work more.

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After his parents react poorly to his reveal, Danny escapes to the only person he thinks can help him - Bruce Wayne. He doesn't know what to expect when he gets there, but it has to be better than where he is, surely? He certainly doesn't expect to be reunited with his long lost twin brother Damian. It's funny how things work out that way.

Danny is 16 years old, not Phantom Planet compliant.

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Chapter 6!! Chapter 6!! Chapter 6!!

#dp x dc #dpdc #danny phantom #batman #dp dc #guys i've eaten so many maoams today i feel sick #by today i mean in the last hour and by so many i mean four #which isn't a lot in either direction but also they're so sweet #tasty tho #love em #uh idk how people are going to like this chapter - nothing much happens in it #i fucking love dream sequences guys #and i will not apologise for that #you're all just gonna have to live with it #i am filling every fic i write with a nightmare and you can't do shit #nightmares for all! #anyway i'm gonna eat some more maoams #or should i eat fruitella instead?? #my brother got pick and mix guys and he very kindyl gave me some #you know what i loved and what is just never about any more??? #chewits #that funky little dinosaur dragon thing #loved chewits #what's your favourite maoam flavuor? #mine's cherry #ANYWAY GUYS I LOVE YOU LL PLEASE ENJOY THE FIC #can you tell i'm lonely i ramble so much in these tags lmao

[crowcryptid]

Stuck at a red light and I could count 16 cranes all making new condos and apartments. Maybe a few of them are offices but they looked like apartments.

Filled me with a new sense of dread

#I’m just. head in hands. you guys have no idea. I’ve been here my whole life and it has never been this horrible here. traffic. #there was definitely more than 16 that’s just what I was able to see #Yes just keep building luxury apartments and making an already horribly planned out and overcrowded city even more crowded 👍 #if this shit was actually planned out it wouldn’t be so bad #but it was not. intended. to have this many people. #what I want to know is who the fuck is actually living in them #yeah we got a lot of people from high wage states working remotely here in the past 3 years #but surely it can’t be THAT MANY????? #like. this is a city with no industry outside of money laundering and being a servant to rich ppl and tourists #wages are in the dirt here. even with a degree most jobs will refuse to pay a living wage #you will make more in pretty much any other state fl wages are abysmal #who is renting these #edit: I should mention that building more housing is not a bad thing it’s just that. these aren’t for normal people. these are for the rich #the regular ppl are getting absolutely eaten alive here. I would know I’m one of them. #and the roads just can’t support this many people. my commute has gotten 10-15 mins longer #just this year. distance hasn’t changed. there’s just that many more cars

[skhardwarevers1]

I’m actually going to fucking kms that was so disgusting

#I didn’t even knkw #I could have eaten a FUCKING SPIDER #FUCK THIS. I ALREADY HATE EATING BRRAKFASTIN NEVER DOING THAT SHIT SHSIN

[berryshipbasket]

@slug-ball you mean to tell me there was gonna be a series featuring Will.ikers and Grumble-bee but it never came to light.

Now I'm sad no one fucking talk to me /j

sigh... WELP. TIME TO MAKE MY OWN BUGZBURG SHIT

I'LL MAKE IT GAYER /j

Proship and Exclusionists DNI this post is not for you

#Berry's Ship Basket #Slug-ball #romantic f/o #platonic f/o #im both happy to hear about this and incredibly fucking sad cus I would've eaten this shit up #Me and my friends are suckers for old cartoons and I feel like we would've loved this #WILL.IKERS MAY BE GONE. But he'll never be gone from my heart #🦗Right way to make Honey🍯 #🦗❣Got a nice ring to it #🍵British Bees🐝

[mosspapi]

Oh fuck. Today marks 6 whole years since The Bullshit started. I mean. It'd Started well before then but that's when it officially started yknow. And what cosmic irony is it that a whole new bullshit that's basically just a worse version of the original bullshit is starting now too

#my autoimmune disorder fully kicked in on Feb 18. 2018 lmao #and like. I know it all started before then bcuz even that previous April I had what I realized later was a flare #and the December before that was when I had strep that spread to my ears and almost definitely my brain bcuz my doctor just didn't give #us the strep test results for a whole week #so shit was definitely going wrong before then but it didn't actually Do anything until that day yknow #we were in Seattle to see Hamilton live and I could barely even see the stage because the world was spinning too much and I was so nauseous #I spendt the entire next week in bed and barely ate anything. missed a ton of school. and it just never got better #and now here we are. 6 years later. and I've spent almost the whole week in bed and barely eaten. waiting on specialist appointments again. #it's like nothings fucking changed #last year I was almost over even remembering the day because I'd mostly stopped grieving the loss of the life I used to have #and now it's even worse than before. #idk man it's just. it's a lot yknow #armchair speaks #actually disabled #physically disabled

[koiketto]

god i love fruit

#we never have any fruit at my house #i've eaten so much fruit since i've come to college #apparently i like honeydew?? #this shit fucking rules #m rambles

[gender-euphowrya]

wouldn't it be nice. if people made sure they knew what the fuck they're talking about before talking about it

#i'm so done with people who have loud hot takes on bg3 without having fucking played bg3 #and i don't mean takes on the merits of the game or the flaws of the studio or w/e i mean. the lore. the characters #like you having watched a bunch of clips and tiktok thirst traps ≠ you knowing shit about it #how are you gonna make confident statements about the characterizations and story arcs Without Having Experienced Them #hell i've played the game i still haven't experienced fucking everything #i couldn't tell you shit about minthara i've yet to play a run with her in my party #i don't go around making posts about minthara then. because i don't know this shit. #sorry just saw someone say the game doesn't have Any dialogue that confirms the characters are bi and not just 'playersexual' #And specifically mentioned astarion as an example. what. What. the guy whose whole story is about having slept with a bajillion people. #like. the point of my post rn isn't so much about bg3 like. people being wrong about a game is Whatever #it's that this attitude needs to fucking Die altogether. people should know to shut their mouth if they're not informed enough #be it about games be it about politics music science architecture Anything. i don't know what fucking possesses people #to confidently make assertions about shit they don't have a solid understanding of #you won't catch me commenting on idk. how to make the best enchilada. on account of i've never fucking eaten one #let alone made any. let alone tried enough different recipes to gauge which was the best one. #stick to what you fucking know and if you're really so eager to give your personal opinion on something #do research before you talk so you can minimize the risk of you sounding like a clown

[parvuls]

kinktober may be over but jack and bitty figuring themselves and each other out is forever bfjkds and oh yeah they would 100% be stumbling on kinks by accident and i want to see it!!! like give me all the bitty-gets-a-phone-call-and-jack-realises-he's-into-edging and the jack-exaggeratedly-says-pretty-please-but-bitty-realises-he-wants-jack-begging-for-it and the jack-blows-bitty-while-they're-watching-tv-and-bitty-realises-he's-into-cockwarming and the bitty's-away-so-jack's-getting-off-but-bitty-calls-and-he-realises-he's-into-bitty-watching-him and just why is it such an unexplored niche give me more of them finding things out and talking about them and trying them out like i will do anything

anon hand over your paypal I'd like to make a donation if it means making this ask into actual fic

#I'm SPEECHLESS #it's as if someone logged into my brain and just straight up lifted my fave kinks for zimbits #I cannot fucking believe this ask got eaten by my inbox holy shit #kinktober may be over but it's NEVER over in my ask box #it's 2k20-kink all year long #asks

[astro-inthestars]

Hi guess who feels like he just experienced 8 consecutive days in a matter of 2?

#rennikorambles #holy fuHUCK I AM SO EXHAUSTED. I AM LITERALLY EXHAUSTED #I WOULDNT BE SURPRISED IF I SAY THIS MIGHT BE THE MOST EXHAUSTING TWO DAYS OF MY FUCKING EXISTENCE... #yesterday in class our very first subject was our advisory one and since the cheer dance has been crucial we just went down to practice #great straining start to the day! (i do like our cheer dance though i think we'll beat the other sections but MAN IS IT TIRING.) #and then i had to go over to the avr to get prized and shit for winning 1st place on the spelling bee(it was nothing dont even care abt it) #and then after that immediately had to go down (since this was the end of class) and practice AGAIN for 2 more hours #good god and thats friday for you #and im pretty sure this was when i discovered that my brother (who usually goes home at 4 and my practice ended then) #had left me behind and gone home already. and like usually whenever i have practice and end at 4 we just go home w #*together #but. yeah. that didnt have me feeling good but it was okay #and when i was ready to pass out hoHOH NOO NONO #my aunt decided hey! we should celebrate your wonderful high grades by going out together (me my brother and my cousin) and h #have a sleepover! and we were just. sure ok. so we had to pack IMMEDIATELY and get on going #more stuff and more waiting in traffic happened and shit and more shit #and then we got to the street mall and hogh boy MORE WALKING. but i love the place so i didnt mind (still walking though. haugh) #and then ate at a place ive never eaten at. i liked the food really! but then my stomach decided death for me #(apparently eating dinner 9 hours after lunch isnt good..?) so the rest of the time my stomach was squeezing and i felt like throwing up #but it was fine i didnt throw up! AND THEN ALSO I FAILED TO MENTION. My class paid to reserve 4 hours at a court to practice #which was at 10 am the next day. so i had to sleep early which i did! woke up at 7 <3 watched enola holmes.... #bUT I STILL GOT SO FUCKING LATE I ARRIVED AT 11. didnt even get to savor the sleepover haugh..... and then practice OH practice. sufferings #after a whole problem with a bunch of idiots at the court that barged in we decided to cut the practice at 12:30 #i got picked up by my parents then we went home! .BUT ITS NOT OVER YET. WE HAD TO BRING OUR HOUSEHELP TO HER HOUSE #and they said it'd be quick. just a quick drop off to help her. #bUT NOOOOO WE WENT TO THE FILIPINO EQUIVALENT OF COSTCO AND THEN AN AMUSEMENT PARK #WHICH WAS SO COOL OH MY FUCK BUT ALSO HOLY SHIT. #first of all i got to finally try the Vikings ride and a roller coaster! good news i can handle roller coasters! #bad news i cannot handle vikings. theyre.... overwhelming- i couldnt even SCREAM from how scared i was #anyways i roamed phil costco it was so fun. but my poor feet. i have sustained 5 different kinds of body pain.

[killbaned]

i cannot stress enough how arby's lady screaming she was gonna report them to the board of health took me out btw. it wasn't even an intentional laugh it was just one of those things that caught me so off guard as being so fucking ridiculous i just couldn't help it.

i'd LOVE to know how that call goes if she actually does it.

"i want to report arby's because my food was too hot. no i didn't need emergency medical services, no i didn't go to the ER, no i didn't go to my doctor, no i don't have documentation of any injury. it was too hot and the manager was mean to me. also my fries were cold. yes i ate most of the sandwich."

#i wanted to be like 'lady have you never eaten a sandwich before?' but i didn't wanna interrupt the manager dealing w her just #to add Funney Commentary lmao #like who HASN'T gone to take a bite of food and been like oh shit bc it was hot as hell? #you go 'ow fuck damn' and you wait til it cools a little you don't drop racial slurs in the arby's about it!!!!!

[alexanderpearce]

HUGE news for misinformation fans this booklet from 1976 just straight up calls alexander pearce the pieman HIS ASS WAS NOT THE PIEMAN!!!

#okay 1. only 2 men separated. dalton was eaten (probably) 2. ALEXANDER PEARCE WAS NOT THE PIEMAN 3. #THAT WAS THOMAS KENT 4. ALEXANDER PEARCE WAS NOT A PIEMAKER. THAT WAS THOMAS KENT 5. HE WAS NOT NICKNAMED THE PIEMAN #UNTIL DECADES LATER WHEN HE AND KENT WERE CONFLATED 6. he only escaped from the penal station twice #the first time he escaped was with the 7 men he never escaped alone unless im misremembering. the second time was with thomas cox. #7. HE NEVER MADE IT TO THE PIEMAN RIVER HE NEVER GOT THAT FAR NORTH!!! his escape with thomas cox was just to king river #me posting about such niche fucking local convict shit. you will care. i am so fascinated not only with alexander pearce the man but with #alexander pearce the myth #shut up ulrike #convict history #alexander pearce #thomas kent #tasmania

[whatudottu]

Hmm Junji Ito making me think of horror and @gr3y-etiola making me think of how different alien cultures would treat horror in their own way from the DMs, all leading me to galvans. What do the galvans, one of the smartest species in all of the Ben 10 universe, fear the most to the point where they would create horror media? What could a species, who knows everything there is to know about the universe and otherwise would find out if they don’t, fear as a collective that they would have their own horror genre?

Junji Ito has my answer, and it’s the fear of ‘everything you know is wrong’ or just in general ‘things that by all logic should act and behave this way, but rather it doesn’t’.

From planets eating and consuming others to the absurdity of being haunted by spirals, things that are wrong and do not act as the brilliant galvan had theorised - perhaps even proven because they have the tech and lifespan to do so - are the best chance at horror to develop in Galvan Prime culture.

Who knows, it is perhaps this wrongness - this ‘not-quite-right’ness - that Malware is seen as this feared being who cannot even garner a shred of sympathy because he’s not like other mechamorphs, a species created (even if accidentally) by the galvans themselves. How can a being, a member of a species made by proxy of making a neighbouring moon habitable, be born to tear and sunder?

How could something that they created be formed so wrong?

#galvan #galvanic mechamorph #malware #ben 10 #headcanon #this isn't really horror it's more talking about culture... #xenoarchaology #maybe lmao #me and grey were talking about horror- specifically what would ben 10 aliens find as horror #for folk that have a predator they could easily fear being hunted or eaten #for folk that have a notable weakness they could easily fear that weakness being exploited #and for folk that by proxy of just [insert alien world building] could just write about the horrors present within their societies #thinking about galvans- they cannot know the fear of the unknown save for the paradoxical recursion of not knowing that fear #they're smart as fuck and will absolutely figure that shit out #unlike cerebrocrustaceans who could feasibly fear the true nature of the self (their egos are large and inflated yet so fragile) #the galvan do not have much in the way of [insert global personality quirk/stereotype] to judge on that facet #but what do those that know everything fear the most? that their knowledge is incorrect and forever will be #love me some horror stuff (except for video games never get me to play a horror game)

[hella1975]

okay so im staying the night at my friend's in my Uni City on sunday bc my maths exam is monday morning and i dont have any accommodation there anymore (which is really stupid on the uni i feel? like they expect kids to be paying the train and accommodation fares AND navigate the current rail strikes AND revise during heatwaves when they could just very easily in this post-covid world put the exams online? baffling) and this is my one coursemate that's super super good for me in that she's VERY disciplined and WILL yell at me if im not working like i should be. she's also the econ student who asked me in the corruption lecture if tax evasion is legal but that's neither here nor there. anyway my point is she lives locally hence why im staying with her and i cannot stress enough how much she singlehandedly holds my academic life together. like i am going to show up on her doorstep with all my notes and just burst into tears im sure of it

#guarantee she'll teach me more for my resit the night before than i managed to do in 4 weeks alone #the only thing is her parents are SUPER fucking nice and keep offering me shit #and im so so miserable during exam season like i need to just stay in a room all day revising and not talking to people #otherwise the stress will just eat me alive #so even though it's a pain im then gonna come HOME on monday after the exam just to stay at hers again #on the 3rd for my macro exam next thursday #nightmare #BUT her parents keep insisting i stay the entire time like keep in mind they've met me ONCE #and tbf parents always love me like it's just one of my charms <3 but inviting someone for FOUR DAYS when i wont even be leaving #the house the entire time is mad #like mad in a good way bc they genuinely are just being stupidly generous #BUT STILL #and they always offer me a shit ton of food and im a nightmare for refusing free food #like one time the uni converted part of the SU into a langar and i went with this exact friend actually #when i tell you it was the worst combination in the best way my god i have never eaten so much in my life #she was like 'just say no when they offer' i was like bestie i CANT you dont understand #and it's like that with her parents too im in heaven and hell simultaneously every time #so im just gonna be teary and stressed out my mind on the floor surrounded by notes as far as the eye can see #and my poor friend and her parents are gonna be TOO NICE and it's going to break me like i have been holding on by a thread all month #watch me on the verge of a breakdown and the thing that tips me being the absolute angel that is my friend mum #once again asking if i want anything #her: are you okay in here can i get you anyth- #me: *immediately starts sobbing* #AND IM ON MY PERIOD ARE YOU INSANEEE #hella goes to uni #anyway im feeling normal about this resit how are you