#( misc )

[columboscreens]

do you have any screenshots of columbo just standing there? he looks like an old dog of his leash in the park unsure what to do

this one's actually kind of hard because he does this so often. keep an eye out--i post these types of stills!

#columbo #ask #misc

[smash-or-pass-objects]

#objectum #conceptum #misc

[duplicitywrites]

Harry is wiping down the front counter when he notices the boy staring at him.

Full blown, wide-eyed staring—an amusing expression on a precocious boy no older than twelve or thirteen at most, with warm brown irises and a head of cute, lolling curls that must have taken his mother ages to style.

“Hello,” Harry says in a friendly way, giving the boy a little wave.

No response, though a flush of pink seems to be steadily spreading across the boy’s soft, round cheeks.

“Are your parents around?” Harry asks, now cautious, glancing around the mostly deserted parlour.

The boy coughs. Clears his throat with a tiny harrumph that sounds more cricket than croak. “No.” His chest puffs up, his chin tilting with pride. “My father lets me go around on my own.”

Not a reassuring answer, though the use of ‘father’ draws Harry’s attention to the boy’s clothes—definitely posh, from his fancy branded polo shirt to his little leather loafers.

“Wow,” Harry says, pretending to be impressed. “You know, I think I used to run around my neighbourhood at your age.” The Dursleys never batted an eye if he came home late, and probably wouldn’t miss him if he never came home at all. “How old are you?”

The flush is more prominent now, a pretty pink-red that creeps towards the shirt collar.

“Fifteen.”

That’s absolutely a lie. Harry nods like this makes perfect sense, never mind that this kid probably couldn’t even sit in a booth without his feet dangling over the floor.

“Did you want some ice cream?” Harry asks. If he keeps this boy here, at least he’ll be safe until the parents show up.

“My name is Tom,” says the boy. His keen eyes narrow in on Harry’s plastic name tag. “Nice to meet you, Harry.”

The way Tom says his name—Harry—is perfectly polite. Rich kid with manners.

#updates #tomarry #misc #tom is actually ten so 💀 for harry

[figurecollection]

#luka megurine #max factory #2012 #1/7 #scale #vocaloid #anime figure #anime figures #anime #figure #figures #figurine #figurines #prepainted #misc

[wheelercore]

How are there ppl mad that the wheelers are getting more focus in s5... st fans are one of the least wonderous or whimsical people to ever watch a show i fear

#noooo dont give the family who has literally been there since the what? second? minute of the show plot relevance nooooo #misc

[homestuckreplay]

who am i without homestuck

#first day without new pages and im absolutely losing it #tfw no webcomic update #misc

[666-n3k0-666]

FOXCORE

#tpof #tpof fox #the price of flesh #ren hana #btd ren #tpof ren #moodboards #people #fav #fashion #misc #knives #flashing #flashing tw

[bytedykes]

all my taters become haters when i cast Evil Potato Sentience

#misc

[betweenlands]

so there's this minecraft map i helped write lore for,

#yt #pic #misc #gilded #orig

[mycroftrh]

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

#not tagging fandoms for safety #fic meta #misc #mine

[smash-or-pass-objects]

#objectum #misc #infrastructure #i guess

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

#misc #I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to. #also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped #it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially #the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm #which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water #as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun #it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here #I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances #also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential #so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export #but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image

[figurecollection]

Fuu Figure by Good Smile Company, from Samurai Champloo

#fuu #figure #prepainted #misc #pop up parade #samurai champloo #2024 #good smile company #anime figure #anime figures #anime #figures #figurine #figurines

[littleguymart]

(source)

#toycore #kidcore #plush #misc #blue #puggle #paid link #au

[lesbian-hannibal]

her: you better not be a bug in a rug when i get there

my snug ass:

#i’m so sleep deprived this is making me die sighing #my snug ass ……. fr #misc

[revvetha]

I am loved! 😊 [white knuckle gripping the sink unable to meet my own bloodshot eyes]

#[through gritted teeth] people care about me even if they don't explicitly state it! #misc #vent #pmdd